The Mail Must Get Through!

At the moment, if you send me an e-mail, I will receive it but you will receive a response that tells you your message to me could not be delivered. I don't know why it's doing this but I wish it would stop.

My Tweets from Yesterday

  • Gingrich to announce Wednesday that he's staying in the presidential race but suspending his marriage. 12:11:12
  • The census says only 48% of U.S. households have a husband AND a wife. Gays aren't destroying "traditional marriage." Straights are. 12:14:29
  • Today's potatoes are from Circle C Ranch in Hamer, ID. And I'll bet they were packed by a guy named Luke. 20:14:18

Today's Video Link

Here's a one-minute promo for The Dick Van Dyke Show featuring the four stars out of character. It's so odd hearing Mary Tyler Moore address him as Dick instead of Rob…

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I said earlier that there are aspects of the White House Correspondents' Dinner that make me uncomfy. They're pretty well summarized by Alex Pareene, who thinks it's all about shmoozing, Hollywood style. I don't go for that in Hollywood and I expect better of Washington.

By the way, people keep calling this thing the Nerd Prom and arguing that that's what you call the Comic-Con in San Diego. I'm really sick of the word "nerd" and feel it's one of those words (like "diva") that gets used so casually and thoughtlessly that it's pretty much lost any meaning it once had. How is any event attended by George Clooney and Jon Hamm a "nerd anything?"

Wikipedia, which given its contributors oughta know, defines "nerd" as "…a derogatory slang term for a person typically described as socially-impaired, obsessive, or overly intellectual." And first, let's pause to note the unfortunate state of a society in which being intellectual evokes a derogatory slang term. But these days, who isn't socially-impaired to some extent and are folks who go to Comic-Con any more so than the norm? I don't think so. I think they are the norm. And if we're all nerds then no one is a nerd…if you follow me.

But I really don't know what the word means anymore and won't unless someone can point out to me a sizable constituency to which the word does not apply. Or is it just the few, like Clooney and Hamm, who are wildly successful and sexually-attractive?

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By now, you know the drill: Barack Obama does X. G.O.P. leaders (John McCain, especially) rush to the microphones to condemn him for doing X, to argue that it is shameless and immoral to do X, that the mere fact this man has done X is reason enough to kick him out of the Oval Office…

…and then with very little research necessary, reporters find plenty of examples of George W. Bush and other prominent Republicans (often, the sainted Reagan, himself) not only doing X but often doing 2X or 3X.

Latest example: Bragging about taking out Osama and suggesting that Romney wouldn't have had the guts to make that call.

Obama should announce he's picking Sarah Palin as his Vice-President this time around. She would of course doom his campaign but it might be fun to see McCain rush out and talk about how any man who'd do such a thing is unfit to serve.

Another Thing I Don't Understand…

So Rick Santorum made this silly statement a few weeks ago, saying that our colleges had deteriorated to the point where none of the University of California schools offered classes in U.S. History. A number of voices, but mainly that of Rachel Maddow, pointed out that this is not true; that plenty of U.S. History courses have always been available at those schools and still are. Weeks later, Santorum sent the following message to Ms. Maddow…

Rachel, on a recent show you discussed a statement I made that American history was not being taught at a number of California state universities. You questioned the accuracy of my statement. Based upon your broadcast I went back and reviewed the facts. It's clear that my memory about what was taught was faulty. What I should have said was that none of the UC campuses teach a survey course in Western Civilization. Rachel, I appreciate your efforts pointing out my misstatement, and for giving me the opportunity to set the record straight.

Rick Santorum

And of course, he's wrong again. As Maddow pointed out on her show the other night, those schools also have plenty of survey courses on Western Civilization. This, they confirmed with a few minutes of Googling.

I really don't get this. If you're Rick Santorum and you're issuing an apology like this, you have to know it's going to make it to the air and be fact-checked. Don't you turn to an intern or someone and say, "Hey, before I send this out, call up the University of California and make sure they don't offer courses in Western Civilization so I don't look like an idiot again"? And there were people who wanted this man to have the job where you get to order a nuclear attack.

Recommended Reading

North Carolina is about to vote on an amendment to their state constitution that would enshrine their ban on Gay Marriage in a firmer manner. A local writer named Tommy Tomlinson wrote a simple argument against the amendment that makes a strong case. If you know someone who thinks the drive to allow same-sex wedlock is just a commie plot by them Godless Hollywood Liberals, have them read this little essay.

Sign of the Times

I hang out a lot at a wonderful place called Farmers Market at the corner of 3rd and Fairfax here in Los Angeles. Farmers Market is full of restaurants and folks who sell produce and other edible things…so you'd figure there'd be no need around there for any other business that would sell you a nectarine. But no. Farmers Market is on the northeast corner and over on the southeast corner, there's a Whole Foods Market.

This has not made traffic completely impossible in the neighborhood. With much patience, it is still possible to get through that intersection, especially if you don't mind waiting through five or six cycles of the stoplights. In order to fully immobilize transit, they're about to open a Trader Joe's on the northwest corner.

The buzz was that it would open at the end of March 2012 and I'm getting skeptical that will happen. It's looking like the first week or two of May. As of last Friday, it was not a Trader Joe's yet. As you can see by the photo I took, it was just a Tr.

Assuming they add the "ader's Joe" this coming week, it might open soon…and I will shop there but I should warn you of something. Here's how it works for me with Trader Joe's…

  1. I find something I like.
  2. I go back to buy more of it.
  3. I find out they don't make it anymore.

I'm not exaggerating.  Trader Joe's has a fluid, constantly-changing list of products.  As you may know, they make none of what they sell.  They buy it from little (sometimes, big) companies, slap the Trader Joes label on it and sell it in their stores.  And once they add a new item, they keep it in their lineup until I buy it and like it.  Someone at Trader Joe's HQ runs into the boss's office and says, "We just got a report from L.A.!  Mark Evanier just bought a package of those turkey meatballs we added last November."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.  I really like those and so do a lot of people.  They're selling quite well."

"I like them too but you know the Company Policy."

"I know, I know.  Okay, give the order to stop making them.  He didn't order any of the peanut cole slaw, did he?"

"Of course not.  You know Evanier hates cole slaw!"

"Good.  It's one of the few things we carry that's safe!"

You think I'm kidding about this?  Wait'll the place opens.  I'll go, I report on what I buy and what I like.  I'll report on what happens when I go back and try to buy more of the products I like.  You'll see.

Idle Chatter

My friend Dave Schwartz (one of thousands of Dave Schwartzes I know) informs me that he went to see What About Dick? last night and the evening did not close with "The Dick Anthem," the song it closed with on the first night when I saw it. Instead, they did a reprise of a tongue-twister tune that Billy Connolly sang to close the first act. So they seem to have cut the title song, the one you can hear a bit of in this video.

I'm a little curious to see what becomes of this show. I assume there will be a cable special and/or DVD of what's playing through tonight down at the Orpheum in downtown L.A. But what else? At first thought, you'd figure this was a chance to test out the material and maybe then do a rewrite for a longer-running production somewhere…but I'm thinking that wouldn't make a lot of sense. Testing the play out with a cast like that isn't going to tell you much about how it will fare without Mr. Connolly, Ms. Ullman, Mr. Izzard, etc. And if you have this DVD out, people are going to go expecting that play, not the rewrite. Someone who has a small theater group in Oregon wrote to ask me if I thought this play would be good for his company to do sometime. The answer is I don't have a clue. We weren't listening to the play. We were watching Mr. Connolly, Ms. Ullman, Mr. Izzard, etc. So I don't know what, if anything, lies ahead for it. But it sure was fun to see last Thursday night.

Today's Video Link

This runs an hour so you probably won't want to watch it through to conclusion. But you might enjoy a few minutes of a live TV presentation of one of my favorite plays, June Moon by Ring Lardner and George S. Kaufman. The original production, directed by Mr. Kaufman, debuted on Broadway in October of 1929. It's the story of an idealistic young writer of song lyrics who meets up with reality (and romance) when he goes to New York and its famed Tin Pan Alley.

The play was a modest success and represented a personal high point for Lardner, who was and still is hailed as one of America's great humorous writers. His career was mostly in sports writing and short stories and having a play on Broadway was a long-held dream. He hoped to do more but died in 1933 before that could happen.

This TV version was done on June 2, 1949. The play has been chopped down to an hour but other than that, they don't seem to have done great damage to it and some of the performances are quite good. The first actor you see on your screen is a (then) newcomer named Jack Lemmon. He would go onto bigger and better things…

After Dinner Remarks

Jimmy Kimmel did better than I'd expected at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night, especially in the first half of his act. I got the feeling after about twenty minutes that he was wishing he'd been a bit more ruthless in editing out some of the weaker gags which were bunched up just where you don't want to have them: Near the end. I'll watch it again in a few days and I expect to like it more.

Another problem he had was following Obama, who scored big comedically and maybe to some extent, politically. I'm not sure who supplied his material, though I seem to recall hearing that his speech last year had been cobbled together by the staff of The Daily Show. I don't think we should judge our elected officials by how well they can do stand-up but it doesn't hurt when they do it well.

I am informed by many, by the way, that Jon Stewart performed at the dinner in 1997. Obviously, he's been asked to return. Obviously, he said no. I'd be curious to know why.

Break-In Breathrough?

Ron Rosenbaum resurrects a topic that not many care about these days but I do: Watergate. His particular question is whether it is provable that Richard M. Nixon, the 37th President of these United States, ordered the infamous break-in that failed and thus destroyed his presidency.

As a longtime wallower, I would say the evidence is almost airtight that Nixon knew that kind of thing was being done even if he didn't know the specifics of where and when. And there's pretty solid evidence that he did at least know where.

However, a lot of those who've addressed this matter seem to be operating from the view that there had to have been a specific area of information that the wiretaps were intended to collect; i.e., what did Democratic Party Chairman Larry O'Brien know about Nixon's financial dealings with Howard Hughes? Well, maybe. But I could sure accept that they wanted to spy on the opposition just to find out what, if anything, the opposition was up to.

Recommended Viewing

CNBC is running a good one-hour special about Costco these days. It is, of course, the kind of thing Costco would love to have produced themselves as it glorifies the store and its operators and tells you just how wonderful every single thing is about it. This is the way CNBC covers anything that makes anyone any money. There is nothing wrong with anything that's profitable.

But there's also a lot of interesting info in the show, which is called The Costco Craze: Inside the Warehouse Giant. It runs tonight at 8 PM and 11 PM (all times Eastern), tomorrow at 3 AM, Monday night at 8 PM…oh, hell. Go see the airtimes on this page where there are also a lot of clips and extras.