If you've recently sent me the kind of e-mail that warrants a reply, you probably haven't received one. This is because I suddenly got deluged and busy at the same time. It's not because I'm snubbing you. I simply got a couple hundred messages in the last week and I'm not able to answer 'em as fast as they're arriving. I'll do what I can to get through the folder but I also have some deadlines to meet so some of your messages will languish a bit longer. Sorry.
It's about time I posted another one of those...and this time, it's harder. Many of you were able to pick out the phony website when it was one out of five choices. How will you do if you have nine real websites and only one spurious one? Well, let's see. You have to pick six of them before you get an offer from The Banker to buy your case and...oh, wait. That's a different game. This is There's No Such Website!
[NOTE: The links below to the real websites point to real websites. A site may be down or it may be so flooded with hits because of my linkage that you can't get to it. That does not mean it's the phony website. The link below to the phony website goes to a page on my site that tells you you've selected the phony website.]
The Museum of Coathangers - They hold your clothes. They mate in the closet when you're not looking. If you lock your keys in your car, you may even use one to get in. They're coathangers and someone has compiled a collection of their history.
Egg-Coddlers.com - They hold your eggs for coddling purposes. They...well, they don't really do anything else but if you need to have an egg coddled, they're indispensible. Here's a website devoted to them.
The Airsickness Bag Virtual Museum - Here's a collection that will make you sick. It's a gallery of those lovely bags they put in front of every seat in an airplane to remind you that it may not be a smooth ride.
Things My Girl Friend and I Have Argued About - Mil Millington and his companion Margaret sure argue about a lot of interesting things. One wonders if they argue about him putting these topics on a website and in a book.
Modern Mummification - You have nothing better to do today. Why not have yourself or a loved one mummified? It's one of those things you'll have forever.
I Hate Clowns - Do you hate clowns? Do you have nightmares about being surrounded by clowns? Then here's a website where you'll find people who feel the way you do. Includes online games where you get to punch and slap clowns.
I Hate Mimes - Do you hate mimes? Do you have nightmares about being surrounded by mimes? Then here's a website where you'll find people who feel the way you do. Includes online games where you get to punch and slap mimes.
AsnerCam - Two years ago, actor Ed Asner walked into a luggage repair shop in Culver City, California operated by Phil Willson. He never picked up the suitcase he left there and ever since, Phil's had a web camera trained on the door awaiting the return of Lou Grant.
Celebrities Yawning - Do celebrities bore you? Cause you to yawn? Well, here's a gallery of photos of famous people yawning. [CAUTION: Looking at this website may cause you to yawn.]
Watch Me Eat a Hot Dog - Want to watch people eating hot dogs? Then this is the site for you. [CAUTION: Looking at this website may cause you to want to eat a hot dog.]
This time around, thank Tony Isabella, Mike Dow, Bill Stiteler and Edward Douglas for all the suggestions of fake-sounding websites that aren't fake.
Back in this post, I reported that the Tropicana Hotel in Las Vegas had stopped accepting reservations for after April 15 and that a prominent demolition company had told a reporter that it was studying how to blow up the place. Things seem to have changed. The company that owns it was just acquired by another company, and they're now saying they need more time to plan what they're going to do. Reservations are now being taken for the rest of the year. What do you want to bet they keep it open until just after next year's Super Bowl? And that not a lot of money is spent on upkeep between now and then?
We all love voiceover actors, especially the select group of men (and one or two women) who have "trailer voices." These are the announcers who deliver a certain sound that is considered desirable for movie trailers. At the moment, the two most recognizable ones probably belong to Don LaFontaine and Hal Douglas. Don is based in Los Angeles and Hal is in New York, though they both do work for clients on both coasts. If you don't know what they sound like, here's a link to an MP3 demo recording of Don LaFontaine and here's a link to an MP3 demo of the work of Hal Douglas.
Tomorrow, I'll link to a video with Don and some other announcers in it. For now, here's a trailer that was done a couple years ago for the Jerry Seinfeld feature, Comedian. It contains not one second of the movie. Instead, it shows a voiceover guy (played by Hal Douglas) trying to record the trailer for the movie...
Tomorrow night (actually, Sunday morning) GSN's Black and White Overnight bloc will run two color episodes of What's My Line? One is from 1969, the other is from 1974 and on both, the Mystery Guest is Maureen Stapleton, who passed away a few days ago.
Then later Sunday, the channel is running a salute to the late Peter Tomarken. It consists of eighteen consecutive episodes of Press Your Luck, the first of which originally aired January 3, 1985. The marathon runs on GSN from 9 AM (Eastern time) to 6 PM.
It's possible this is Hollywood-urban legend, but it's in all of the TV Batman histories — and Adam West once confirmed it to me, personally — (Which might only mean, of course, as must always be taken into consideration when divining the lore of anything, that he had read the same stories...)
It's reported that just a few weeks after ABC cancelled the series, NBC called Twentieth-Century Fox, figuring that the show, weaker ratings or not, might be a nice fit for their 1968 Fall lineup. But the studio had already destroyed the sets and there was no way anyone wanted to pick up the tab for reconstruction...
Well then, NBC couldn't have wanted it very badly.
I have no first-hand info on what happened with Batman but these discussions are not uncommon, and their meaning is often inflated by those involved with the cancelled series. It takes a bit of the shame and failure out of the cancellation to say, "We almost got another year." What would be uncommon would be if NBC actually got to the point of making a genuine dollar offer.
My guess would be that what happened with Batman was that someone at NBC called Fox and said, if only to be sociable, "Just in case we have a hole to fill in our schedule, what would it run us for another season?" Fox already had 120 episodes of the show and was probably eager to get them into syndication so they could reap the benefit of past deficit-financing investments. Perhaps the sets had already been destroyed but as I recall, the Bat Cave was the biggie and it hadn't been too costly to build in the first place. I'd be more inclined to believe that even if there was some discussion, NBC wasn't all that serious about picking it up and Fox wasn't all that interested in keeping it going.
You may remember some time ago here, we were highly amused by the fact that Costco was selling original Picasso art. Well, it turns out they may not have been selling original Picasso art. Questions have been raised about the authenticity of the pieces and you can read all about the maybe-scandal at this link.
March 19, 2006
