Friday, September 14, 2007

Idle Gossip

Just got an e-mail from Kim "Howard" Johnson, the world's foremost expert on all things Monty Python. He says he just got an e-mail from Eric Idle who says he's debuting a "new rude song" tonight on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson and wants the word spread. There. I have just spread it as far as I can. Tune in and hear.

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Meanwhile...

And as we wait for the verdict in the Phil Spector Killed Lana Clarkson case and some of us plan our killing sprees just in case, dare we savor the prospect of another O.J. Simpson Trial?

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Briefly Noted

Jonathan Ross offers some background and a teaser to his Steve Ditko documentary which airs this Sunday on BBC4 over in the U.K. No, I don't know how you can get a copy in other countries but I bet it'll be very easy starting next week.

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What I Did Last Evening

Carolyn and I took our friends Paul Dini and Misty Lee to see Corteo, which is a Cirque du Soleil touring show that's currently parked in Los Angeles for a couple of months. We love Cirque du Soleil shows. Yes, the plots are often incomprehensible and unnecessary. Yes, much of the music is pretentious and overripe. Yes, there are all these weird people and creatures who wander on and off the stage for no good reason. You tend to overlook all that because there are moments on the stage — quite a few in your average Cirque du Soleil show — where you see breathtaking beauty, mostly in a human form defying all reality. You just sit there thinking, "I didn't just see a person do that." But you did. The physical feats are always stunning — juggling, tumbling, aerial antics, etc. Our favorite acts this time were a bed-jumping routine using beds like trampolines, a lady who foot-juggled about eight large hoops and somehow had them all going at once, and an aerial act with men literally flinging ladies across the rafters of the tent.

But I have to say: There's one more thing you have to ignore if you're going to enjoy Cirque du Soleil. I don't mind paying a steep price for a great show but there are moments when the way they're getting it from you makes you feel like someone has turned you upside down by the ankles and is shaking you to make sure they got every cent. Decent seats are $80-$90 each and no matter how you buy them, there seem to be extra handling charges. (One of the oddities of buying tickets on the Internet is the underlying principle of Handling Charges. It seems the less they handle anything, the more they get to charge you for Handling Charges.)

Then when you get there, it's $19 to park. Popcorn is five bucks. A bottle of water is $3.75 and so on. And everywhere, people are hustling you to buy CDs and t-shirts and special "Tapis Rouge" and "Club Cirque" package deals. Plus, while the Cirque du Soleil shows in Vegas have lovely, comfy seating in permanent theaters, the touring shows are in portable tents that cram people in like a really, really cheap airline. Hey, folks...I know it costs money to teach a guy from the Ukraine how to spin on his head but come on.

It's a great show and if you can afford it, catch it.

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Today's Video Link

In 1978, comedian-filmmaker Albert Brooks made a very funny (I thought) movie called Real Life, which may have been a bit ahead of its time in addressing the way film and television can corrupt "reality" when they attempt to market it. What we have here today is the trailer for Real Life which, of course, has almost nothing to do with that movie. But it's also pretty funny.

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