March is Creamy Tomato Soup month at your local Souplantation or Sweet Tomatoes. I like this soup a lot and regret that they only have it for the month of March plus one week in October...so guess where I'll be dining often during the next thirty days. If you would like to try it, you can find out if there's a Souplantation or Sweet Tomatoes in your neck of the woods on this page...and while you're there, check the menu and make sure they have it because it's possible some locations opt out. Some may have it today but most will start tomorrow. Then go try this soup, guaranteed to give every male a perfect physique! It makes fat men thin! Thin men fat! It removes hair from where you don't want it and puts it where it counts the most! It broadens your shoulders, narrows your hips! It builds up your corpuscles, lowers your blood pressure! Wakes you up in the morning, puts you to sleep at night! It softens your beard, toughens your skin — and what's more it cleans your teeth and leaves your breath alone! Shore got good manners, don't it? If you do go there to try it, you might want to print out these coupons (it's a PDF file) which will give you discounts from now through Thursday. You might also want to remember that for all the fuss I make here about it, all it is is good tomato soup. If you go in expecting the nectar of the gods, you'll only be disappointed...but that's true just about everywhere and about everything, isn't it? • Posted at 5:18 PM · LINKSouth by SouthwestThis article will be of interest to you if you fly Southwest Airlines. They're changing the way their Rapid Rewards (i.e., Frequent Flyer) program works. It used to be that after 16 Southwest flights of any kind, you got one free. Now, you accrue points based on how much your tickets cost. • Posted at 4:05 PM · LINKThanks for the MemoriesTurns out Paul Feig originally did the dubbing of Bob Hope for that segment on the Oscars and they replaced him with Dave Thomas but credited both. Feig is, by the way, the fellow who created the TV show, Freaks and Geeks. • Posted at 12:37 PM · LINKToday's Video LinkHey, remember that sketch I posted a few days ago with John Cleese and a bunch of very funny Brits performing at a charity event? Well, the original version of that material (Jonathan Sloman reminds me) was performed on At Last, The 1948 Show by its stars: Cleese, Graham Chapman, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Marty Feldman. Here it is. I'm not sure which one I like better... • Posted at 1:06 AM · LINKBy the Way...I see in the end credits of the Academy Awards that the redubbing of the Bob Hope clip was done by Dave Thomas. Figures. (Actually, it says "Voice of Bob Hope," then it lists Dave Thomas and Paul Feig. I'm guessing Mr. Feig directed the dubbing.) • Posted at 1:01 AM · LINKThe Oscar MireThanks to the miracle of the Internet, tonight's Academy Awards have already been resoundingly trashed around the world, especially the hosts and especially James Franco. I find myself thinking that the folks who rush to call most of these telecasts "The Worst Oscars Show Ever" are imagining a wonderful, wildly entertaining awards program that has never existed. I'm also baffled by those who moan it's 3+ hours of rich, successful people stroking one another. Well, yeah. Those who have this complaint are unclear on the concept. The premise is that a lot of people in the movie business tell others in their field how great they are. Yeah, some overdo but that's the value system going in. So is the idea that the show's going to run long. It can get a little better and some years, it does...but it's never going to be as wonderful as we wish it could be. If it bothers you, try doing what I do: Don't watch it live. TiVo or tape the thing and watch it with judicious use of the Fast Forward button. I got through it this year in well under an hour...and I have to tell you: At that pace, it ain't a bad show. • Posted at 12:01 AM · LINK |
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