Make Your Own Kind of Music

Lorenzo and ME.  I look like I just discovered that the restaurant serves nothing but cole slaw.
Lorenzo and ME. I look like I just discovered that the restaurant serves nothing but cole slaw.

Several folks have recently written to ask me about a report on the Internet Movie Database listing for actor-comedian Dave Coulier. It says…well, here. I'll let you read it for yourself…

Was a substitute voice-over for the character Garfield on the cartoon "Garfield and Friends" (1988) when Lorenzo Music was ill.

This is not true. I was the voice director of Garfield and Friends and Dave Coulier, though a fine and talented man, never did anything on that series. For one thing, Lorenzo never needed anyone else to do his voice. The one time he was ill and unable to record, we had Frank Welker come in and play Garfield on a temporary basis. Frank imitated Lorenzo but it was always with the understanding that once Mr. Music was well enough, he would come in and re-record those lines and Frank's track would be discarded.

This was done…though it turned out to be more difficult than we'd imagined. The sound editors got confused at one point and I had to go in and help them decide if a certain reading of one line was Lorenzo or Frank. I finally said, "I think that's Lorenzo but you know, it really doesn't matter." Frank is the voice of Garfield these days, especially on The Garfield Show, which is seen every eleven seconds on Cartoon Network. He is not doing the close impersonation of Lorenzo that he did back when he provided that temp track but it's an awfully good voice in the same ballpark.

So there you have it: Dave Coulier did not fill in for Lorenzo on Garfield and Friends and since I was the show's voice director, you'd think I'd know such a thing. For some reason, a self-proclaimed "authority on cartoon voices" has been writing me for several months now telling me I'm either wrong or lying. He is quite certain that Coulier did several episodes. He says he can recognize Coulier and also that he has it from "another source" that yes, Dave Coulier was called in to play the role when Lorenzo was hospitalized.

Perhaps, I suggested to him, the confusion flows from the fact that Mr. Coulier once replaced Lorenzo on another show, The Real Ghostbusters, not as a fill-in imitator but as a successor performing a different voice for a character Lorenzo had previously handled. The fellow wrote back to me and said…well, here. Might as well let you read this, too…

No, I know Coulier replaced Music as [sic] voice Peter Venkman but I hear the timbre of Coulier's voice in several Garfield & Friends episodes, mostly 4th season. I don't know if you were unaware of this or if there is some reason to conceal the fact but as far as I am concerned it is fact. I cannot tell you my other source on this as I have to protect my sources.

So apparently, I was unaware that was Dave Coulier I was directing in those sessions. Maybe he was wearing one of those great Lorenzo Music masks they sell. Or maybe it's a closely guarded secret on which the safety of America depends. We must stop the Taliban from learning that Dave Coulier filled in for Lorenzo on that series. I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out who could possibly be as authoritative a "source" on this stuff as the guy who cast and directed the voice actors. Maybe it's Glenn Beck.

This doesn't anger or frustrate me. I do get annoyed at times with folks who make up their minds about something and go to insane lengths to deny facts that prove them wrong. You may disagree just who's doing that in politics these days but I bet you think a lot of people are doing it. Some of them seem to have gone so far out on the limb with erroneous information that they can't see any way to crawl back and it's a shame. It sure makes discussions difficult in this world…and everyone agrees with me, even Dave Coulier. He told me so when we had him in to substitute for Lorenzo on Garfield and Friends.