It's Happening! It's Happening!

He's been saying it was about to open for years now but he never had a theater and actual dates before! Jerry Lewis's oft-announced stage musical of The Nutty Professor opens July 24 at the Tennessee Performing Arts Center for a pre-Broadway tryout! See? Take a look! I'm half-tempted to go all the way to Nashville just to see this.

Thanks to Galen Fott for this Earth-shattering news. Next thing I know, the Rockies will crumble and Gibraltar will tumble. (They're only made of clay, y'know…)