- I don't care who Romney picks as running mate. They were both born in Kenya and any birth certificates they show are obvious fakes. 17:20:56
- Just filled out my California ballot. Voted yes on the proposition to restrict Drew Carey to one TV series at a time. 22:18:13
- Voted no on the proposition to prohibit the building of a Subway inside a Starbucks or a Starbucks inside a Subway. 22:21:44
- Voted yes on the proposition that while all men are created equal, Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker were a little more equal than most. 22:22:37