My Tweets from Yesterday

  • Boy, a lot of people are absolutely positive their guy is going to win tomorrow. 13:00:17
  • While I was early-voting for Obama, I figured I'd save myself time and also voted for Hillary in 2016. 15:22:07
  • You watch. Florida will lose 1,000,000 ballots for Obama…and find 50,000 more for Al Gore. 15:23:25
  • On my ballot, I voted no on mandatory condoms for porn stars, yes on mandatory condoms for the family of Honey Boo Boo. 15:26:27
  • Nate Silver's getting cocky. He sees a 92.1% chance of Roseanne Barr sweeping the Electoral College. Not winning it. Sweeping it. 21:32:06