- I wish my business manager was named Clifford so I could start calling him "Fiscal Cliff." 19:29:37
- Obama and Boehner are starting to sound like those two polite gophers: "After you." "No, after you." "No, I insist, after you"… 19:30:46
- Obama's next offer to Boehner should contain a set of steak knives and include the phrase, "Plus, if you act now…" 19:33:50