Go Read It!
This time, I suggest you go read Ken Levine's review of the Golden Globes.
I think the thing I've come to like about the Golden Globes is that no one thinks the voting is meaningful. They could be picking the winners by throwing darts for all we know. But it fulfills all the important requirements of any awards show: A lot of celebrities all dressed up, a big party, incoherent and self-indulgent speeches…and good lines to use in advertising. I keep waiting for someone who wins one to get up there and say, "I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me…" and then read a list of about six people.