Change of Address (For Some)

If you read this blog through an RSS reader or other syndication tool, you're probably going to have to reconfigure it tomorrow or whenever I get the new design up. If there's a way to get the new software to output the RSS feed to the same address, I don't know what it is and I have enough to do without trying to learn that. Check back here when we're up and running for the new RSS address. I have no plans at the moment to support any other such readers.

Recommended Reading

Todd S. Purdum on the joys of flip-flopping. There's not a lot wrong with a politician changing his or her mind as long as they acknowledge it's a change, explain why and don't bounce back and forth too often.

From the E-Mailbag…

From Bill Turner comes this about this link I posted…

Back on Dec. 27 you posted a link to a blog posting arguing against any ban on using a cell phone while driving. The major point of that post was that it dismissed the case against it as based solely on anecdotes. To be fair, you might want to include a link to this article talking about the suppression of the very real evidence of how harmful this is. And if you spend a minute looking, you'll also find plenty of scientific research on "multitasking" with the vast preponderance of the evidence showing that people don't really multitask, we switch back and forth among tasks with considerable loss of efficiency (and that's brain processing efficiency) when doing so.

I find the anti-cell-phone-ban arguments to be strikingly like the anti-global warming arguments: if it would mean I can't do something I want to do, I won't look at your evidence no matter what, you're just wrong, that's all, because obviously the world was designed for my personal convenience or profit. It's much easier to assert that the "evidence" is false, anecdotal, a conspiracy, whatever, than to admit that I'm doing something harmful to others.

In fact, the comments on the article I gave the link to are pretty much all of this nature. Mostly people either want no ban, or a ban against everything except what they personally do, because what they do is safe/necessary/economically important/whatever.

I don't doubt that cell phone usage makes auto accidents more likely and I'd like to know more about "how likely" and how it's determined that a given crash was caused by someone being on their phone. While I didn't go through every line of the 266 page report listed, it does make the point repeatedly that any driver distraction increases the likelihood of a collision and I'd like to know more about how cell phone usage stacks up against distractions like listening to the radio, talking to a passenger and eating the fries you bought at the In-N-Out drive-thru.

The report also suggests that drivers not use cell phones except in an emergency and that strikes me as a pretty useless way to discuss the topic. If we pass a law that says you can only use a cell phone in case of an emergency, we're going to have to define what constitutes an emergency. Being lost? Being late? How about if I need to call Sergio and tell him to send me some info I need right away or Groo may be a day late? Is that an emergency?

I'm not trying to be evasive here. Yeah, cell phones make driving more dangerous. And since we've all had a taste of how convenient they can be in normal life, you're not going to ban them unless a pretty strong case can be made that they're worse than a lot of things, like listening to audio books, that no one wants to ban. I'd also love to hear how such a ban could be enforced. What do the countries that do have such a ban do? Do they prohibit other distractions? I don't think this report should have been suppressed. It should have been taken seriously and triggered more research. But a proper case for a ban has not yet been made.

Today's Video Link

For an array of personal reasons, I haven't been back to New York since April of 2008 and it'll be a while before I get back there again. This means I'm missing a lot of great theater I'd like to see on and around Broadway. One show I'd really like to see is the new revival of Follies which stars Bernadette Peters, Jan Maxwell, Danny Burstein, Ron Raines and Elaine Paige. By the time I get back there again, it'll probably star kids who've been fired off Glee for being too realistic. So for the time being at least, I'll have to be content with this nine-minute preview…

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Recommended Audio Links

You may be familiar with David Feldman, who does a very funny podcast that's also heard on some N.P.R. channels. If you're not familiar with him, here's a good time to start. His New Year's Eve program features Laraine Newman, June Foray, Paul F. Tompkins, Paul Dooley, Rick Overton, Frank Conniff, Mark Thompson, Will Ryan and Chris Pina. Some very funny sketches in there.

That version includes a truncated version of the conversation with June Foray. He's also posted the whole interview and it's quite good.

Year-End Clearance

Some time later today — I dunno when — this weblog will close for the year. By the time it returns — I dunno when — it will have had a makeover with a new design, new software and a few new features. Before you send me scathing e-mails telling me why the new look sucks, remember (a) what you pay to get in and (b) that I do all this myself with no help. However bad it is, it ain't bad for a guy who works on Groo the Wanderer.

During the changeover, you may see a blank page here, a half-finished page, a wrong page, a page where links don't work…things may even get so bizarre you'll see me endorse Newt Gingrich. (By the way: I just posted a Tweet that noted that Newt is now saying he's considering Sarah Palin as his running mate. Because we all saw how well that worked last time.)

I will post an "All Clear" when I think I'm finished reconfiguring and rearranging. Until then, it might be safer to not try reading anything here. We will not be responsible if you get hurt.

None of the old postings will disappear forever but the ones from between 4/23/03 and 12/20/11 will be offline for a little while.

As everyone in the known free world has informed me, this site has not been listed on Google for a few months. What happened was that a hacker installed what's called a "cloaked" site on this one. In fact, he or she installed two. The same folders on the server that contain the files for this blog were also secretly hosting the files for a site that sold fake Louis Vuitton handbags and one that sold pills that induce erections. Make up your own joke about what those things have in common. The sites were hidden in a folder hidden in a folder hidden in a folder hidden in a folder (etc.) and I didn't spot them…but Google's webcrawling spiders did. This caused them to delist the entire site.

I think I got rid of all the parasites but since some of the legit files pointed to directories containing evil pages, Google's automated sentries think those files are bad, too. That's not the only reason I'm chucking the old software. I was thinking of changing over anyway and now I have a fine reason to do it now. Let's see how long it takes me to get back in Google's good graces.

Today's Video Link

This runs a hair over an hour and forty minutes but you might want to watch a little to see two fascinating people. In November of 1982, Shel Dorf did this video interview with his hero (and then-employer) Milton Caniff. Caniff was, of course, the creator of the great comic strip Steve Canyon…and the even-greater (some of us think) Terry and the Pirates before that. Dorf was, as most of you know, behind the institution we now know as the Comic-Con International down in San Diego every year. Others had a lot to do with its existence but Shel was generally afforded the title of Founder. He eventually had a bitter dispute with the institution and quit, whereupon it flourished without him.

The video is in eleven parts which should play sequentially in the player I've embedded below and I must admit that I haven't watched the entire thing yet myself. In it, I see a different story than the one Mr. Caniff tells about his life and his work. Instead, the video reminds me of all the contradictions of Shel's life. As should be obvious, he was in absolute awe of Caniff…and folks like Jack Kirby, Al Capp, Russ Manning…anyone who was able to make any sort of living, let alone a great one, in comic books or strips. He wanted desperately to be one of them but lacked the talent and — perhaps of greater liability — the work ethic.

Guys like Caniff and Kirby succeeded in part because they'd put in 60+ hours a week on their respective endeavors. They'd put in more if they had to. I knew Shel for many decades and he often came to me, as he went to others, for advice with his occasional attempts to find a place for himself in that world. I could never decide if he didn't put in more effort because he believed he couldn't succeed or if he couldn't succeed because he didn't put in more effort.

I am not a big believer in the advice often given to those who aspire to anything — "You can be anything in life if you try hard enough." The way I see it, we all have limitations — of opportunity along with ability — and that success has a lot to do with recognizing those limitations and finding something you want to do that is within the realm of reality. Tomorrow, if I decide that I want to be a successful jockey, that is not going to happen and it won't be because I didn't try hard enough. Shel was proof: He wanted to be Milton Caniff as much as any human being could possibly want to be Milton Caniff. He probably wanted to be Milton Caniff more than Milton Caniff wanted to be Milton Caniff. He only got as close as doing the lettering and minor grunt work on Steve Canyon…and he only got that because Caniff asked him to learn to letter and tutored him.

When Caniff died in 1988, just six years after this conversation, Shel briefly thought he'd be asked to "take over" the Steve Canyon strip. Caniff always wrote the feature but by then, he was doing only a small part of the artwork with the bulk being handled by Dick Rockwell. Under the impression that the syndicate would want the franchise to continue, Shel began planning. He came to me — and I suspect he approached others about this — and asked if I'd be willing to audition to take over the writing. Well, that isn't exactly accurate. He thought writing Steve Canyon — even without credit and for an undiscussed fee — was such a thrilling opportunity that anyone would leap at the offer. He would play Editor, keeping my work faithful to Milt's intent, and he'd also supervise Rockwell…and the new letterer he'd find because he [Shel] would be too busy running the strip to spend the two hours a week it took to letter it.

It sounded to me like a great project to avoid…and also one of those "probably not going to happen" offers that we all get all the time. And happen, it did not. The syndicate decided not to continue Steve Canyon and that was the end of Shel's life in comics. I'm pretty sure that if they had decided to keep it going, he would not have been placed in charge of it.

Based on as much of this video as I've watched, there's plenty of interesting insight into Caniff's history and modus operandi, so you can watch it for that. I found myself watching for the warm relationship and the jarring contrast between Interviewer and Interviewee. There probably was a place for Shel's unique set of skills in the world of comics but he never managed to find it, a fact that still makes me sad. He did leave us much of value including the convention and historical records like this, and for those we can be grateful. I just wish he'd found more of value for himself.

Here's Shel talking with his idol…

From the E-Mailbag…

I don't care much about the Iowa Caucus and three or four days after it's over, no one else is likely to care much about it. But after I posted the previous message, I got this from my pal Vince Waldron…

On the other hand, I think Obama's surprising showing in Iowa in 2008 was the single most important turn in his candidacy. As I recall, the sentiment before then, even among black voters, was that a black candidate didn't have a chance so why even bother campaigning for the guy. Obama's upset in Iowa definitely cost Hillary momentum in the subsequent primaries, when his grasp of the democratic spot was secured.

He's right…and I suppose if Rick Santorum won next week in a landslide, that would turn him into the frontrunner, at least until the next primary-type event. But four years ago, it was genuine news that a black guy could do so well in Iowa. It's not going to be the same kind of news that any of the Republican contenders score well…and the winner is not going to win with 37% like Obama did. It'll be more like 25%.

I actually would be curious about any polling on the enthusiasm of the G.O.P. voters for the candidates. I sure get the sense that most of them are going "eenie meenie mitey mitt" and that the Newt backers of this week are the Perry voters of next week and vice-versa. They're just waiting for one contender to break away from the herd and then they'll all fall in line behind that person…and then their enthusiasm for that person will have everything to do with how likely the polls say it is that that person can beat Obama. There are Republicans who don't trust Mormons or think a given candidate is soft on Immigration or something…but when it comes time for the real vote, electability will trump (no pun intended) all other concerns for most of them. The one exception is that I don't think most of those supporting Ron Paul will think that one of the others is an acceptable substitute. A lot of them would rather lose with Paul than win with Mitt or Newt.

And let me share this e-mail from Dennis Lynch, who lives in Iowa…

As a resident of Iowa, I can tell you exactly what the important outcomes of the caucus will be: The temporary abatement of local political advertising (at least 10 for each 30 minute show), an end to robocalls, polls and political activists, and a break from coming up with new cuss words. You can only scream "liar" and "Shithead" so often.

I suspect this election will prove there is no limit.

Today's Political Comment

We're hearing an awful lot about the Iowa Caucus given how little it ever has to do with determining who the nominee will be. If you put all the names of the candidates in a hat and drew one out while blindfolded, that name would be as likely to be the nominee as the person selected by the Iowa Caucus. In 2008, the Republican winner was Mike Huckabee while John McCain was tied for third. Gee…which one got his party's nomination?

That so much fuss is being made about this rather meaningless primary does not bode well for the future. We have a long way to go 'til Election Day. If they're making this much fuss over a meaningless part of the process, how much are we going to hear about the stuff that matters?

This Just In…

There's late breaking news in the mystery surrounding the death of the chimpanzee alleged to be Cheetah from the Tarzan movies. Film at eleven.

Memories of Rat Fink

A lot of guys my age were influenced to get involved in cars and/or cartooning by the work of the late Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. I wasn't one of them but there was a time back in school when I was asked by about half the campus to draw Roth's signature character, Rat Fink, on their book covers. Now that I think of it, I'm surprised no one has really merchandised the heck out of that weird-looking rodent. Anyway, it's been ten years since "Big Daddy" left us and his son has some nice remembrances.

Today's Video Link

We were recently talking about Wicked here. Here's a little bit of Joel Grey from the original Broadway production…

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