Happy 85th birthday to The Amazing Carl Ballantine, one of the funniest human beings it has been my honor to know. Some of you know him from the TV series, McHale's Navy. Others know him as the master of the silliest magic act ever performed. I know him as a teller of great anecdotes over lunch along with those other things. And I wish him many more years of life, if only so I can hear more stories.