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Monthly Archives: August 2010
Freberg Alert!
Over at the L.A. Times, they have a blog I've linked you to before. It's called The Daily Mirror and it digs up old clippings and artifacts from that newspaper's past, usually hovering around the early sixties. In honor of a recent birthday of my friend/idol Stan Freberg (he's mumble-mumble years old), they just offered up three articles from a 1960 series on the man. Here's Part One and here's Parts Two and Three. Many of the upcoming projects mentioned in the articles never happened but it's still a good profile.
And to those who've asked: I expect to have info up here shortly on how you can purchase Stan's new CD. Hey, you've waited this long for one, you can wait a little longer.
This Week in Gay Marriage
You may have heard that a recent CNN poll found for the first time that a majority of Americans (52% to 46%) believe that gays should have the right to marry each members of the same sex. This is not so. A majority of Americans may now feel that way but that's not what the poll asked. It asked, and I quote —
Do you think gays and lesbians should have a constitutional right to get married and have their marriage recognized by law as valid?
That's not exactly the same thing. It's possible for someone to believe — and surely, someone somewhere does — that same-sex marriages should be legal but that it doesn't have to be a constitutional right. It's also possible (though less likely) that someone who favors gay wedlock could answer no to that question because they think it's already a constitutional right…or maybe even a right conferred by some higher order.
In any case, that's the question that got the 52% yes/46% no answer. The poll is more interesting when you contrast that number to the other question that was asked, presumably of the same respondents…
Do you think gays and lesbians have a constitutional right to get married and have their marriage recognized by law as valid?
The vote on that one was 49% yes and 51% no. From that, we might infer the following. Assume that almost anyone who is dead set against gays being allowed to wed would answer no to both questions. We'll also assume for the moment that the exceptions I just wrote about are statistically insignificant. What you would then deduce is that 49% of Americans think same-sex marriage is okay and is already legal under our constitution, 46% think it shouldn't be legal, and 5% think it isn't a constitutional right but should be.
Of course, all of that assuming starts with ignoring that the poll has a margin of error of plus or minus 4.5%…so really what you have here is a split decision. The country's just about even on both these questions. What I get out of all these surveys is that the momentum is moving in one direction. That's what all the mainstream polls — every one, I think — taken collectively seem to indicate.
Meanwhile, if I understand it, the folks who opposed Proposition 8 are worried that if and when the case gets to the Supreme Court, it will be overturned by Justice Kennedy, while the folks who backed 8 are worried that if and when it gets there, it will be affirmed by Justice Kennedy. Some among the latter are so concerned that there we have prominent opponents of Gay Marriage suggesting that their cause concede California so as not to suffer a loss on a nationwide scale. Some of them also think that the way the laws are written, they may lose on sheer technicalities.
Personally, I think this thing will go the distance…but isn't it kinda sad that this issue could get decided, not on the basis of what's morally right but on how certain unrelated statutes about who has standing and how to file an appeal are written? It's also regrettable that our Supreme Court has become so polarized that not one human being on this planet seems to have the slightest doubt how eight of the nine Justices will vote. If and when the case gets there, we oughta have those folks stay home, skip the argument in the courthouse and just let the opposing attorneys take Kennedy to lunch and debate it over cheeseburgers. They have Five Guys in the District of Columbia so that would work fine.
Today's Video Link
When you have a spare seventeen minutes, watch this. It's author Malcolm Gladwell discussing the marketing genius of a fellow named Howard Moskowitz who among his other successes, made Ragú Spaghetti Sauce into a grand success. It's an abbreviated version of what Gladwell wrote about in this article. Anyone who's into marketing anything ought to hear this story and then read the article to find out more about it, including the exception to the premise of the tale as told in the video.
The Late Show
For a few months now, I've been in private correspondence with a gent who's fairly new to the art 'n' craft of writing comic books. He's sold a number of things and seen them published…and he'd hoped that by this time, his career would have picked up some momentum and he wouldn't still be scrounging for assignments like an absolute beginner. That has not happened. His old credits have not led to new ones and his dream — to give up his non-writing day job and become a full-time professional author — appears more remote than ever.
Many e-mails have been exchanged and we got to talk for a bit at San Diego. He suggested I quote here, so all could read them, some things I wrote to him in recent messages. I edited hunks of a few messages together and made a few changes so it makes more sense yanked out of the context of our back-and-forth…and here 'tis, for whatever it may be worth to someone. This is me writing advice to a friend who's having career trouble…
Your problem, pure and simple, is that you were late with your work. It is all well and good to rationalize, "Well, it's more important that I deliver a good script than that I deliver it according to some editor's schedule"…and yes, there are times when a deadline is utterly arbitrary and they tell you they need it in June when they aren't going to do a damn thing with it until August. But not all deadlines are like that and to let a real one go by unattended is a luxury that we rarely have in the writing game, especially when in a new relationship. There are times even then when they can give you an extra two weeks. There are also times when they can't…or when to give you that two weeks means taking it away from your collaborators; i.e., the artist is going to have to draw the comic in three weeks instead of the five he expected to have.
You may also have harmed his income. He expected to have that script next Tuesday. He planned his life and maybe turned down other work so he could start drawing your script then, plus he counted on being paid for it by the time his next mortgage payment is due. But because of you, he has nothing to draw next week and no way to make money on the days he cleared to draw your script…and he may have to turn down the assignment he was going to do after he finished your script because he's now not going to be done with it when he expected to be. Ask anyone who's worked in comics for a few years and they'll gladly unload a tirade of anecdotes about how someone else's lateness screwed up their lives and maybe even prevented them from doing their best work.
There is nothing noble about being late, nothing that suggests your work is better because you fussed longer with it and did that extra draft. Creative folks can meet deadlines and still be creative. Laurence Olivier somehow managed to be on stage when the curtain went up at 8 PM. He didn't tell them to have the audience come back at 9:30 because he needed more prep time to give the best possible performance. You can do good work and get it in when it's supposed to be in…or reasonably close to it. (When I write here of being late, I'm not talking about being a day or so late or even of skirting phantom deadlines. I'm talking about being late on a real deadline such that it causes problems.)
In San Diego, you went on and on about how [name of his editor on a recent project] had screwed you up by not answering questions or getting you certain reference materials you needed or…well, I'm sorry but my brain tuned-out after a certain amount of that. But let's say you're right. Let's say he is a bloody incompetent who couldn't handle his end of things. That does not give you special dispensation to be late. It's not like "He did these things wrong so I'm allowed to do some things wrong." If his actions made it impossible for you to meet the agreed-upon deadline then you should have told him that at the time and worked out a new, realistic deadline. (One thing I've learned to do: If someone hires me to write something that I can't start until they send me a piece of reference, I don't agree to deliver by a specific date. I agree to deliver X days after I receive the reference material. The clock starts ticking when I can start, not when they hire me to start. It minimizes the problem you had.)
If you don't renegotiate the deadline, you should still meet it. Why? Because it's professional and because it gives you standing. I'm going to tell you something I've learned in more than four decades of professional writing for a pretty wide array of media and editors and producers: On any project, you should never expect to win an argument about anything unless your work is more-or-less on-time. If you're late to the point of creating production problems, you lose some or all of your rights even if it's someone else's fault. If the work is on time, you have standing to complain about what others do to your script, you can debate changes that the boss wants to make, etc. If the work is late, you lose a large chunk of the moral authority to say, "This needs to be fixed."
Two other things about being on time. When you're late, it's the easiest thing in the world to have a good reason why it isn't your fault. I know writers who are often tardy and they always have a good reason. Always. There's a power failure or a sick mother or a dental emergency — and they aren't fibbing. I used to say of one writer I worked with, "His greatest skill is in having disasters occur when a deadline is looming."
Eventually, I thought of a clearer way to look at it. Disasters can and do happen to everyone — I've certainly had them interfere with my writing — but some folks make those situations more destructive to the schedule than necessary. I'm talking about the kind of person who, deep down, is always looking for reasons not to work. So if Mom gets sick or the computer's on the fritz, they immediately let that stop them. It doesn't always have to. There's a famous story they used to tell around the Marvel offices about the great New York blackout of 1965 when power was off everywhere for about twelve hours one evening. Most everyone showed up at the Marvel office the next morning without their homework, figuring they couldn't be expected to write or draw by candlelight. Stan Lee, however, came in with all his pages done, having labored by candlelight. And the point of the story was that Stan was amazed that everyone else hadn't done that. It had simply not occurred to him not to write even though he had a perfect excuse. Which is one of the reasons he's Stan Lee and you and I are not.
Disasters are also more likely to stop you if you're the kind of writer who puts things off 'til the last minute. If you have all of November to write a script and you don't start 'til the day after Thanksgiving, you're gambling. That guy I said was really good at having disasters occur when a deadline was looming…I think that was his problem. He wasn't to blame when that car hit him two days before the script was due. But he was to blame for not starting on the script until three days before it was due.
The other thing I need to say is this: Don't get mad at other people because you're late. Don't get mad at people who may have contributed to your being late and especially don't get mad at people who didn't. I did this a lot when I was starting out. Secretly, I was angry at myself for screwing up but I couldn't cope with that so I found ways to direct that anger at others — at my editor, at my collaborators, at innocent bystanders even. Far better to be mad at them than mad at me. But I learned…and while I still occasionally still make that mistake, I don't make it for very long. Ultimately, it's a much easier problem to correct if you're clear on who's responsible for it.
You made a bad mistake being late with your first few jobs. I tell beginning writers, "Never get a reputation for unreliability. You will never lose it," which is an exaggeration but only a slight one. What you need to do now is cultivate the opposite rep and maybe, just maybe, the new one will trump the old one. If not…well, you just may have to look for another career. I'd check into jobs at United Airlines. Based on my last few flights with them, I'd venture you can make a good living there if you're always late.
Nifty Fifty
Here's someone's odd list of The 50 Greatest Saturday Morning Cartoons. Even though it contains one series for which I wrote every episode, one show I wrote many episodes of, one show I story-edited and wrote a lot of, and two series where I wrote the pilot and then removed my name, I still think it's a pretty screwy batch of selections. Robert Rose sent me the link and wrote, "…any list that doesn't include George of the Jungle clearly has some problems. Agreed. So don't take it too seriously and don't believe about 80% of the "created by" credits they assign.
Today's Video Link
Here's a master at work: Shelley Berman performing one of my favorites among his many fine routines. A whole new generation knows him from Boston Legal and Curb Your Enthusiasm and that's fine. But they really oughta know him for this kind of thing. If you do, you'll want to check out his Facebook fan page and his newly-redesigned website. And if you see on either that he's performing near you — something he doesn't do nearly enough of these days — go. He still does brilliant material like this…
Everything's Archie
George Gene Gustines in the New York Times writes about the empire that is Archie Comics. I'm linking to this piece because it's relevant and it's timely but most of all because it quotes me.
Stan the Man
A legend of local (Los Angeles) TV, Stan Chambers is retiring and I would like to second everything that Ken Levine says about the guy. For longer than I've been around, Stan's been around and you knew that if anything happened in L.A. — a big fire, a flood, a police shoot-out, anything — you had to rush to turn on Channel 5 because that's where Stan Chambers was. What's more, he would be closer to the action than any other reporter…probably the first one to get there and the last one to leave.
We've had a lot of news folks in this town who've been criticized, usually rightly, for sensationalizing the news or doing a sloppy, inaccurate job of covering it. I do not recall anyone ever faulting Stan Chambers for anything, even though he covered the highest of the high-profile stories. He also, to his credit, covered the low-profile stories with the same dogged professionalism. Wish all news people could be like that.
Recommended Reading
Hendrik Hertzberg on the proposal to build a "mosque" (it really isn't) at Ground Zero (it's really a few blocks away). I don't think there's anything wrong with it but then I have this nutty idea that we have Freedom of Religion in this country.
Today's Bonus Video Link
You'll probably see this on other sites. It's only one of the greatest baseball fielding plays ever…
Recommended Reading
Matthew Yglesias makes a good, probably inarguable point about plans like Congressman Paul Ryan's that claim they'll eliminate the national debt "by 2080." My guess is Ryan can't predict what would happen under his plan within the first ten days.
Different Bat-Time, Different Bat-Channel…
One of the 73,000 panels I hosted at the Comic-Con International a few weeks ago was called "Taking Back the Knight" — not my pun but a good one. It was about how Batman was rebirthed and reupholstered in the seventies, primarily by writer Denny O'Neil and artist Neal Adams. They were on the panel along with Paul Levitz, who later edited and wrote the Batman comics. Over at Comic Book Resources, Andrew Wahl has a good report on what was said.
Another Book 2 Buy
I am pleased to be able to plug a new mystery novel by my former writing partner, Dennis Palumbo. Dennis and I wrote teevee shows in the seventies for a few years, then went our separate ways. His way included writing screenplays, becoming a prominent psychotherapist and penning novels, of which this is the latest. We haven't had time lately to have lunch so he hasn't presented me with my personally-autographed copy, which means I haven't read it yet. But Dennis is a very good writer…and I suspect that's not unrelated to his success in psychotherapy, where he mainly helps folks in show biz cope with the overpowering lack of logic in our field. He sure understands people well and in his past books, he's shown he knows how to craft a solid, engrossing mystery. So order a copy, which is what I'd do if I couldn't get Dennis to give me one over lunch and (I'm so lucky) also pick up the check.
Or if you're near Huntington Beach, CA tomorrow (Saturday), Dennis will be signing copies at the Mystery Ink Bookstore at 1 PM. And later that evening, he's appearing on the PBS series, Between the Lines, to discuss the book. Consult, as they say, your local listings.
Recommended Reading
My friend Bob Elisberg continues to write witty, perceptive columns for Huffington Post. I could link to any of them but I'm linking to this one because he mentions me.