Five Questions From Joey

A reader named Joey Fisher sent me five questions…

  1. Did you really eat lunch yesterday in the CBS Commissary?
  2. You seemed to have had such a great time at Comic-Con in San Diego.  Why don't you go to more conventions?
  3. You're working now for the videogame company Blizzard that makes some of my favorite games.  Why didn't you tell us about this?
  4. When will your long-awaited jumbo biography of Jack Kirby come out?
  5. When will the next Pogo book be out?

Those are his questions.  Here are my answers…

  1. Yes.  In fact, I was lunching with my occasional employer Marty Krofft.  In case I haven't made it clear here, I have lots of stories about producers I've worked for who were crooks and/or incompetents and I am not shy about telling them, especially when I omit their names.  None of those stories are about Sid and Marty Krofft.  I've worked for them on and off since the mid-seventies and I thought (and still think) they're terrific.
  2. I don't go to more conventions for two reasons.  One is that I went through a period of approximately five years when my mother was dying, followed by a period of about equal length when my friend Carolyn was doing likewise.  During that span, I turned down most invites to go outta town so a lot of cons that invited me stopped inviting me.  Secondly, most cons seem to have no idea what to do with me.  They expect a guest to come in, set up a display and sell things, maybe even including autographs.  I don't like selling things and I get bored writing my name over and over.  So unless they want me to do a lot of panels (or I want the free trip to that city for other reasons), there's not much point to me being there.  At the moment, the next convention I have on my calendar is WonderCon, which is March 29-31.
  3. I dunno.  I think I have more interesting things to write about than what of mine you may soon be able to purchase or watch.  Like I said, I don't like selling things.  And I think it looks terrible to make one's entire Internet presence into one continual infomercial for one's self.  When others (like publishers) remind me, I do it but it usually does not occur to me.
  4. Hoping for Christmas of 2019.  Right now, I'm in the process of chopping out some sections where I wandered significantly off-topic and wrote about things peripheral to Jack.  Those hunks will probably turn up here or somewhere else but I've decided they don't belong in the book.
  5. Amazon is saying they'll have it October 9 and it'll probably be sooner than that.  The insides are all printed and I know this because I actually have a printed, finished copy.  It takes a while to bind and ship them all but 10/9 should be easy.  This, I oughta be promoting here more so here's the cover…

It's a wonderful book with a fine foreword by Jake Tapper and two whole years of my favorite cartoonist at the height of his talents. Doesn't get any better than this.