Wednesday Morning

I'm due at a recording studio shortly where my pal Mike Schlesinger and I will be pretending we know what we're talking about on the commentary track for the DVD (or maybe it's a Blu Ray) of a fine movie from the seventies. Actually, I'm the one who'll be pretending because Mike actually knows this stuff. I'll just chime in every now and then with "You're so right, Mike!" It's not hard to seem like you know what you're talking about when you surround yourself with people who do. Of course, it helps if you know what you don't know.

Michael Cohen — Trump's "fixer," the man who was so good at making problems go away — just got sentenced to three years in prison. He should have hired Michael Cohen…though come to think of it, Cohen didn't exactly do a great job at making Trump's problems go away, did he?

I'm seeing a few bad reviews online for Mary Poppins Returns. Don't listen to these people.

I'll be back later.