Let Me See If I Have This Right… #5

It is of critical importance that we build a wall along our Southern border because it will eliminate all crime and if we don't, rapists and murderers will keep coming across that border and will be raping and murdering. It will even stop drug trafficking into our country even though every agency that deals with the drug problem says that more than 95% of all illegal drugs that are brought into this country come in through airports.

But the wall is still of vital importance. It wasn't that important two months ago when Republicans controlled the House of Representatives and would do anything the president asked for but as soon as Democrats took control, it became an absolute necessity.

It also wasn't so important that the Trump Administration has drawn up any firm plans as to what we'd build or even what it would be made of, nor did they say who would do the actual building. I'm guessing Trump Construction and they'll do it with the same efficiency we know from Trump Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump University, Trump Casinos, Trump Mortgage Co., Trump Steaks and Trump Travel.

Congress must okay the building of this wall even though there's no real budget for what it will actually cost, nor any plan on how to deal with all the private property that must be acquired to build the wall or the places where the wall cannot be built because there are rivers in the way. But it will be a great wall and no one will be able to go over it or under it or even through it, even if we won't spend the money to have armed guards patrolling it 24/7.

This wall is so needed that Trump said he'd be proud to shut down the government over it and not blame Democrats and of course, it's their fault the government is shut down now. Do I have this right?