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Today's Bad News for Donald Trump
This blog has always been a big fan of the Quinnipiac Poll, even when it said something that I did not want to believe was so. On the question of whether Congress should impeach Trump and remove him from office, the numbers a month ago were 37% "Yes, they should" and 57% "No, they should not." Now they're 48% Yes and 46% No and this doesn't even include any slippage from the revelations of the last few days or Trump's nuttier public outbursts.

Today's Outrage by Donald Trump
This one's actually from an attorney of his. You may remember when Trump said, "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters." Actually, if the person he shot was a Trump voter, he'd probably lose that Trump voter but he might not lose many more than that.

Well now, one of Trump's attorneys is claiming that under the Constitution, Trump could shoot that (hopefully hypothetical) person and not be charged with a crime…and what's more, it would be illegal to even investigate the crime. If you want to know what some people mean by "above the law," it doesn't get any clearer than this.

Bonus Trump Dump Link
Do you understand what Ambassador Bill Taylor said that was so damaging to Trump's version of the Ukraine deal? I didn't fully understand it until I read this piece by William Saletan. Pretty damning.

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Today's Bad News for Donald Trump
William Taylor, our acting ambassador to Ukraine, testified before the House about conversations with other officials in the Trump administration which confirmed the quid pro quo involved in holding up military aid in exchange for an investigation of Joe Biden and his son. If you need to know why that's bad news for Trump, read Alex Ward.

Today's Outrage by Donald Trump
It's this stuff about "lynching." And why do I have the feeling that in his entire life, Donald Trump never had any problem with the "lynching" of anyone other than Donald Trump?

An article Donald Trump should read but won't
An explanation of the Emoluments Clause…which, by the way, is not phony. It's in that United States Constitution that our presidents swear to uphold.

Today's Video Link

Everyone knows The Carol Burnett Show from its 1967-1978 run but Carol had a bunch of other series and specials that attempted to revive the magic. In 1991, she had one that only ran for six episodes and this clip is from it. It's a sketch with a Sondheim medley and it also features Bernadette Peters and Tony Roberts…

Con Jobs

We have a flurry of autograph-based conventions these days. They may be comic book conventions, horror conventions, anime conventions, sports star conventions…whatever. But at their core, there's a big hall and there are celebrities who for a fee will pose for and/or sign photos and they sell books and other stuff. The celebs draw in the crowds, the crowds pay admission and buy moments with the famous folks and merch from them and from dealers…and all is well. Except that it sometimes isn't.

With more and more conventions being staged, three problems are inevitable. One is that some marketplaces get saturated. Some parts of the country have had too many of them…and too many appearances by the same stars at too many of them. Another is that not everyone who thinks they can run a successful convention has the knowledge and the people skills to run a successful convention.

And the third inevitable problem is that some conventions are very successful and very profitable so Unfinanced Entrepreneurs want to get a piece of those profits.

I have written here many times about Unfinanced Entrepreneurs. Unfinanced Entrepreneurs are people who have dreams of putting together big, lucrative-for-all (but especially them) projects but they lack the funds they oughta have to make their dreams happen. You know the old saying, "It takes money to make money"? Well, these people don't have money…or if they do, they're too smart to take it out of their wallets and gamble it on their surefire, can't-miss business ideas. I believe it was Howard R. Hughes — though it may well have been Donald J. Trump — who once said "The secret to great wealth is to only risk other people's money."

So they coerce, cajole, trick and otherwise convince people to invest their money and/or their time and resources. It's all promises of mega-moola down the pike when the project is overwhelmingly successful, as they'll swear on your mother's life it will be. And what happens when it isn't? Ah, that's the frequent snag in dealing with Unfinanced Entrepreneurs…

Lately, I've been hearing about a number of conventions run by Unfinanced (or at least seriously Underfinanced) Entrepreneurs. They amass enough funds to put down deposits on the facilities and a few other suppliers that require them. They have money — though never enough — to do advertising and publicity. But in the main, the convention will not be able to honor its debts if — let's say — three thousand attendees don't walk in the door and pay admission. And then only 600 show up.

So the promoters may not be able to pay the hotel or convention center hosting their event. They may not be able to pay the catering company or the security people or the photographer they hired or their printer or half a hundred other suppliers. And somewhere down the line — often not a top priority but an issue nonetheless — they may not be able to pay their guests.

Many of the guests, especially the "Names" who are supposed to draw in the masses, get contractual guarantees that they will go home with no less than X dollars. Many of them travel to the event so the con is on the hook for hotel accommodations and airfare. Many are promised meals and per diems and other things that cost money…but the Entrepreneurs didn't make as much as they were expecting. And they sure as hell aren't about to use any personal funds to satisfy business debts.

Since I don't qualify as any kind of celebrity and don't do a lot of cons, I've only once been stiffed by a convention and it was my own trust/stupidity that allowed that to happen. Those two things are sometimes hard to tell apart. The convention organizer, who seemed like an on-the-level guy, talked me into putting my plane fare on my credit card and he'd reimburse me. Then the con underperformed and I got a lot of "I swear I'll pay you what I owe you but I have people suing me and I have to deal with them first."

So far, it's been 25 years and I'm beginning to lose hope. (I made the same mistake once with a bookstore appearance in another city. I put the tickets for Sergio and myself on my AmEx and have yet to see the promised reimbursement. But that was only eighteen years ago so I'm thinking, like, any day now, right?)

Several of my friends have been shorted or unpaid at recent flop conventions. There have been some recent flop conventions complete with stories of guests not getting their guarantees, their hotel rooms paid-for or even their return airline tickets. And usually it's the smaller-name guests who get rooked because the bigger-name ones can afford lawyers and/or the convention organizers are just plain more worried about pissing them off.

In those cases, the ones hurt are the ones who can least afford the loss. I don't think the star of some new Marvel/DC blockbuster movie is going to miss a mortgage payment but there are celebrities (I'm using that noun in the loosest sense) who might. These are those seeking, perhaps needing to make some or all of their livings on the convention circuit. If you hit the right cons with the right deals — and often, the right agents — there's cash to be made as well as the fun of connecting with your fans. I spoke recently with a cartoon voice actor who told me that doing voices is becoming his second-favorite part of his profession. Signing autographs and meeting admirers is the first.

But then I spoke this morning with an actor with several near-iconic roles on his IMDB page…but they were long ago and the residuals he receives nowadays are the kind where it costs more money for them to mail him his check than he gets when he cashes it. He's still struggling to collect payments he says are owed to him for con appearances in the last two years. For various reasons, he doesn't want to go public with his specific issues but he's fine with me warning all to be wary. He even encouraged me.

So here I am, warning celebrities of every magnitude — the great, the near-great and the once-great — to be wary. He said the cons that owe him all wanted him as a guest because, as they put it, he was "billable." And he is. He just didn't know that he'd be the one stuck with the bill.

Lynch Pinned

I awoke to a lot of talk in the news about "lynching," including those (Rush L. among them) saying the word has nothing to do with black people and others who think Trump is being "literally lynched." I think you need a rope for that, don't you? A closer — but still not literal — example of "lynching" would be what D. Trump thought should be done to the five black and Latino teens accused of raping a woman in Central Park. You know…the ones who were completely exonerated but Trump still insists he was right. And still doesn't know what "exonerated" means.

But let's give him this: The guy's a master of inflammatory words and he does not employ them accidentally. He may not have the best words but he knows what to say to get the press to put it on Page One. If he'd said he was being "unfairly accused," it would wind up on Page 17 next to Your Daily Horoscope and a Kroger ad. "Lynching" does the trick of getting people talking about him and what he said. Which is the whole point of his life, after all; that and grabbing women by the pussy.

Today's Video Link

There are two Mystery Guests in this 1970 episode of the syndicated version of What's My Line? The first one is Clayton Moore in his Lone Ranger garb. The last one is Shelley Winters, who was plugging the Broadway show about the Marx Brothers, Minnie's Boys. The show opened to crippling reviews on March 26, 1970 (though you'll hear Shelley claim most of the reviews were good) and it closed May 30, 1970. This episode was taped on April 16 and Minnie's Boys was probably gone from The Great White Way by the time most of America saw this.

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Today's Bad News for Donald Trump
Republicans continue to not back Trump's decision to withdraw from Syria. Even Mitch Friggin' McConnell thinks it was a mistake, which is kind of like Edgar Bergen being condemned by Charlie McCarthy, Paul Winchell being denounced by Jerry Mahoney or Señor Wences getting the finger from his own left hand.

Today's Outrage by Donald Trump
Read this account of Trump's cabinet meeting today and pick any or all. Adam Schiff was the informant to the Whistleblower! You have to get into wars to get out of wars! The Emoluments clause in the Constitution is phony! Mitt Romney is disloyal to his party! Trump gets the biggest cheers! The Never-Trumpers are dying off! This man is losing his marbles or my name isn't Pierre Delecto.

An Interesting Scenario Involving Trump
Jonathan Chait theorizes on how Donald Trump's own party might vote to convict him in the Senate and remove him from office. It's possible but it doesn't seem likely to me. I don't think anything's predictable about this guy except that he'll always act in his own self-interest and that he'll be steadfastly wrong about how to do that.

The Write Stuff

I get asked occasionally what kind of pencil the great comic book artists use. Answer: All different kinds. When I met Steve Ditko in his studio in 1970, I asked him what he was drawing with and he showed me. It was a pencil that only said on it "Chemical Bank."

A lot of artists though like Palomino Blackwings. This is not a breed of horse. As this article explains, it's a popular kind of pencil.

Mighty Marvel Mini Mania

This is not only a newsfromme encore, it's actually a newsfromme encore encore because I've rerun this item once before. I am rerunning it again because I have an announcement to make and I'll make it after the following recycling…

Long before comic books discovered the mini-series, there was the mini-comic. In 1966, Marvel issued six "comic books" that, depending on the size of your monitor, may have been even smaller than they appear in the above photo. They actually varied a tiny bit in size but were generally under 7/8" in height and a bit less than 1/4" thick with black-and-white interiors. Each was bound along the left ledge with the kind of rubbery glue used to bind a pad of writing paper and featured jokes and an occasional smidgen of story. I dunno who wrote them but some of the art was stats from the comic books and some of the new art was by Marie Severin.

I first heard about them in the Marvel Bullpen Bulletins page when they said…well, here. I'll let you read it for yourself:

Upon reading that, I immediately began checking out every vending machine I passed. As a more-or-less Marvel completist, I had to have them. For weeks, the search was fruitless but then one day, my father took us to a White Front department store down in the Crenshaw district…down where white folks never went in '66 unless they wanted to save money buying a washing machine or something of that size. While my parents priced portable room fans, I scoped out the vending machines and sure enough, there was one with with Marvel mini-books therein. Alas, it also had other stuff. You put in a quarter, turned the handle and you got a little plastic egg with a cheapo toy in it — a ring, a balloon, a little top, something of the sort. From what I could estimate as I peered in the glass, the odds seemed like about one in five that you'd get a Marvel mini-book.

I ran off and found a nice snack bar lady who changed three dollar bills (all I had) into twelve quarters. Then I ran back to the machine and began feeding in those quarters. By the time I'd used them all up, I'd scored mini-books of Sgt. Fury, The Hulk and Millie the Model as well as a lot of plastic whistles and other things I didn't want.

In later years in Vegas, I would see grown men and women look almost hypnotized as they pumped quarters and silver dollars into slot machines. I experienced some of that at the White Front that day. By the time my parents had made their purchase, I had squandered every quarter but I had half a set of the Marvel mini-books. To make matters worse, I could see some of the missing ones in their little plastic modules inside the glass dome of the vending machine. They were distributed across the top of the pile and the machine picked from the bottom, so what I was seeking was perhaps unattainable without injecting a few hundred more quarters.

"Let's go," my father called and I headed for the car, defeated. I knew full well I'd never see another vending machine that sold Marvel mini-books; that there would always be that aching void in my life…sigh, weep, moan. Fortunately for me (unfortunately for my parents), the room fan didn't work right so we had to go back a week or so later. I was well-armed with quarters this time and while they exchanged, I gambled some more. My luck wasn't quite as good. I think I went through $5.00 of quarters and got lotsa dupes but came away one mini-book short. I still needed a Captain America.

But sometimes things work out. A week or three later, a new kid showed up at our Saturday afternoon comic book club and he brought along his almost-complete Marvel Mini-Book collection. He had an extra Captain America but no Hulk. I had an extra Hulk but no Captain America. You didn't have to be Monty Hall to close that deal.

At the time, it seemed like I'd spent an awful lot of money to amass that complete set, especially when you compared the cost-per-mini-book to what it then cost to buy a full-sized real Marvel Comic but it was worth it, just to not have to feel unfulfilled and to scratch that all-consuming itch. And if you look at what those mini-books sell for today on the collector market, it wasn't that bad an investment.


Okay. That piece first ran here on March 3, 2004. The update I am now appending takes the form of a press release from Harry N. Abrams books, one of the finest publishers of art books and comic-related material in the country…

Marvel Comics Mini-Books
By Marvel Entertainment

Text by Mark Evanier
Photographer Geoff Spear

Reprinted for the first time, the world's smallest comic books — originally printed in 1966 and now enlarged to a more readable size — in a seven-book collectable boxed set

In 1966, Marvel printed what the Guinness Book of World Records certified as the world's smallest comic books. Smaller than a postage stamp, and sold in gumball machines across the country, these six books told the quirky origin stories of Marvel's most beloved characters at that time: the Amazing Spider-Man, the Incredible Hulk, the Mighty Thor, Captain America, Sergeant Nick Fury, and Millie the Model.

Marvel Comics Mini-Books reproduces facsimile editions of all six books in one affordable box set — along with a seventh book written by Mark Evanier that details the history and creation of these rare, vintage collectables.

Don't get too excited about this yet. It won't be out until May of next year but isn't it kinda wonderful that pumping all those quarters into a gumball-type machine in front of White Front in 1966 led to me getting a job more than a half-century later? When they asked me to do this, how could I say no?

I thought, "Wow, my life is going full-circle and I might actually make back the money I spent to acquire those silly things!" And I would have if they hadn't paid me with a mini-check.

Today's Video Link

One of the most famous dances ever done for the cinema is the "Moses Supposes" number from Singin' in the Rain — which, by the way, is frequently misspelled as Singing in the Rain. That bothers me way more than it should.

Originally, of course, it was danced by Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor. Here, a large chunk of it is re-created by dancer Derek Hough and an animated Donald O'Connor created by animator Norbert Torok. I don't know which of them had the tougher job, Hough or Torok…

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Today's Bad News for Donald Trump
Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney sat down with Fox Newsguy Chris Wallace this morning to deny he'd said what he said and didn't do so well. He looked like a gangland lieutenant trying to walk back yesterday's confession before his bosses have his legs broken.

Today's Outrage by Donald Trump
He still stubbornly insists on being president.

Two Interesting Articles That Say the Same Thing About Donald Trump
Recently, in a nutty attempt to make things better between Syria and Turkey, Trump penned a letter to the President of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, telling him, "Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!" Over at the American Conservative website, two of its columnists — Rod Dreher and Daniel Larison both wrote about Trump's letter. These two men rarely agree but this time, they both think it showed zero grasp of international diplomacy and a worrisome indicator of mental instability.

Cuter Than You #62

Meet Baby Fiona. She, unlike you probably, is a hippopotamus…

Shocker: Someone Doesn't Like Something You Like!

I really don't care a whole lot what Martin Scorcese or Francis Ford Coppola think about Marvel Universe films. I've never met either gent but come on. You know that deep down inside, most people who create films (or TV shows or comic books or oil paintings or whatever) have a limited capacity to care about films (or TV shows or comic books or oil paintings or whatever) that they didn't create.

Reading those two esteemed filmmakers' views, I sense a lot of "these kids today with their so-called 'music'" in their complaints. They remind me of the adults who in 1964 confidently predicted that the kind of noise the Beatles made then would be gone and forgotten by 1965, '66 at the latest. A teacher I had back at Emerson Junior High School back then would have bet his house that we'd all come to our senses, dump those God-awful rock records and be listening to George Shearing.

And the folks issuing frantic rebuttals to Coppola, Scorcese, et al? They remind me of the folks who write me in anger when I post about not liking cole slaw. So what if I don't? The world would not be so much nicer if we all liked the same things. It would be so much more boring. I suspect that the people who make Marvel or Marvel-type movies can get along just fine without Martin or Francis buying tickets. (Come to think of it, I'll bet it's been a couple of decades since either of those men actually paid to see a movie.)

This is all I'm going to say about this issue. It's about three paragraphs more than anyone should say about this issue.

That Face, That Face, That Fabulous Feline Face

Click above because Lydia is ready for her close-up.

Lydia says she's not happy with the photos I've been posting of her lately. Here's one she had me take when she was momentarily out of the little house, waiting for me to put down the friggin' camera and put something delicious in her supper dish.

By the way: I just passed 27,000 posts on this blog. From here on, it's just photos of Lydia.

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Today's Bad News for Donald Trump
So many people, including Republicans, have said it's wrong for Trump to host next year's G-7 meeting at a hotel he owns that he's been forced to reverse that decision. And it's always bad news for Trump when anybody tells him he can't do any damned thing he wants. It's almost like "What's the point of being president if I can't be an absolute despot and always get my way?"

Today's Bad News for Rudy Giuliani
Rudy seems to have taken a day off as he tries to decide (a) whether or not to go on one or more of the Sunday morning talk shows tomorrow, (b) if so, which one? and (c) what self-incriminating thing will he blurt out as part of his "defense?" I'm guessing (a) if it's at all possible, (b) all of them and (c) "Was I in on the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby? Of course I was!"

Today's Outrage by Donald Trump
And here we have another quid pro quo: Josh Marshall reports, "Notorious Ukrainian oligarch Dmitry Firtash would help Rudy and DiGenova and Toensing cook up dirt on Joe Biden. In return, they'd work with Trump to get U.S. corruption charges against Firtash tossed. Firtash has been fighting extradition to the US on federal corruption charges since 2014." Everything's a deal.