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Go Read It!
Here is a piece that Harlan Ellison wrote about his beloved Susan. It will tell you a lot about their relationship and also remind you what an amazing writer he was.
ASK me: Kirby on Thundarr Comics?
Chuck Huber wrote to ask…
If Western had gone ahead with a Thundarr comic, do you think Jack Kirby would have been interested in working on it? Would Western have been interested in a Kirby Thundarr, or was he too "off-brand" for them? If Jack had done one, do you think he would have wanted to produce the whole book himself (edit, script, select the inker, etc.)?
To answer your first question: No. Jack wanted to do "his" comics and he didn't consider Thundarr "his" in any meaningful way. Just as he didn't like doing other folks' characters for DC or Marvel, if he took on a new comic book, he would have wanted to create something that was wholly his. He did do the artwork for that proposed newspaper strip of Thundarr but that was done under his over-all contract with Ruby-Spears which paid him very well…and that's what his employer wanted him to do that week.
I suppose if Ruby-Spears had produced the Thundarr comic book, Jack would have been willing to draw it because if he'd done so under his contract with the studio, he would have been getting a lot more per page than he'd ever been paid by DC or Marvel. Western, by the way, paid less.
To answer your second question: I don't think Western would have asked him to draw their Thundarr comic book but not for the reason you suggest. Western was going through a period when they didn't have enough work to keep their longtime freelance writers and artists busy. Remember I wrote about how they had that huge stack of artwork that had been purchased but never sent to press?
Most other companies would not have had a pile anywhere near that height because when they suspended publishing, they would have suspended assignments in order to suspend spending money on work they might not need for a long time. Western kept on commissioning work because they thought they might resume publishing and didn't want to leave their freelancers without work until they absolutely had to.
Quick story. I stopped writing Gold Key Comics around 1974, opting to focus on other markets, but I did the occasional special project for Western's Los Angeles office. One day when I was in, the editor there — Del Connell — sat me down for a little talk. He asked if, as he suspected, I was getting sufficient work elsewhere. I told him I was. He said, "Good. Because I want you to know why I haven't called you to do more for us."
He explained that Western had cut back their line — this was a few years before they stopped publishing altogether — and he wanted to steer the work towards the freelancers who most needed it. One of his writers was dealing with a serious, money-draining illness in his family and Del said, "I'm giving him all the assignments I can." I was fine with that. I wish more companies had more empathy for the folks they buy from.
And when I was up at Western's New York office and looking at that huge pile of work, the editor there told me, "I know you worked on Thundarr, Mark. We would have called you to write the comic but we needed to give preference to our regular folks." Again, fine with me. They would have been pleased with Jack's artwork since it would have made the comic look more like the TV show and made any "approvals" process easier. They just didn't want to give work to new people when their old people didn't have enough.
And to answer your third question: Yes.
Susan Ellison, R.I.P.
As if we didn't have enough sad news coming at us these days, we've just heard that Susan Ellison, widow of Harlan Ellison, passed away in her sleep last night. We lost Harlan in June of 2018…and now this.
No one seems to know the cause of death for sure and I believe she was sixty years old. They married in 1986 so they had 32 years together before he died…and from what I could see, they were thirty-two very happy years.
She was the fifth Mrs. Harlan Ellison and at the time they wed, one of Harlan's closest friends half-jokingly staged a little pool — it cost a buck to participate — predicting how long this one would last. Everyone thought it would not be long and everyone was incorrect. They (we, actually) hadn't realized what an extraordinary lady Harlan had found this time — smart, gutsy, lovely, understanding, compassionate…whatever qualities it took to successfully merge her life into his, she had them.
I did not always get along with Harlan so I have a special admiration for someone like Susan who apparently did, or at least did to be with him that long. He would have been the first to tell you how difficult that was…and the first to tell you how amazing it was that Susan managed it. But everyone who met her loved her and sure understood why he did.
Thundarr on TV and Almost in Comics
In late 1979, the TV cartoon show Thundarr the Barbarian was developed at the Ruby-Spears cartoon studio in the hope of selling it to ABC for its Saturday morning cartoon show lineup. A bunch of us pitched in on its concept and I think the name "Thundarr" came from me…but my pal Steve Gerber and the studio-head Joe Ruby had way more to do with the series than I did. Alex Toth did the initial designs of the three main characters.
ABC waffled, trying to decide between it and a few other submissions from other studios. An agent for Hanna-Barbera was trying to get me to commit to story-edit one of the shows his studio was pushing for that time slot. I told him I thought Thundarr would be selected and I'd kinda/sorta agreed that if it was, I'd write a third or so of the scripts for it. He told me I was making a big mistake.
Ruby-Spears would later be acquired by the corporation that owned H-B but at the time, they were competitors…and H-B could be pretty ruthless in squeezing competitors off the networks' schedules. He told me there was no f'in' way Thundarr would get on the ABC schedule. Hanna-Barbera had the clout to keep it off and to place the show he was offering me. I decided not to believe him. In hindsight, I'm not sure anything this guy ever told me was accurate.
Joe Ruby decided that maybe more artwork would close the sale but Alex Toth refused to draw another line for it or the studio. Alex was one of the most brilliant artists who ever worked in animation or comic books but he did not play well with others. Some of his many employers over the years treated him poorly and when they did, he would tell them to drop dead and leave him the hell alone. Some of his many employers over the years would treat him like a god and when they did, he would still find some reason to tell them to drop dead and leave him the hell alone.
Another brilliant artist was needed to quickly draw some large, awesome sales presentations that would enchant the network folks. I solved two problems at the same time by suggesting Jack Kirby. The other problem was that Jack was real, real unhappy — legitimately so, not like some of Toth's raging — with how he was being treated in comic books. Trouble was, he couldn't just then find any other way to make a living. He was hired to do the necessary drawings, ABC bought Thundarr…and Ruby-Spears put Kirby under contract for the rest of his career. He was much happier working for them than he would have been in any of the then-feasible alternatives.
I only wrote one episode of Thundarr the Barbarian, plus I wrote the opening titles and helped on a few rewrites. That's because I was suddenly engaged to be the head writer on a prime-time variety show starring two young ladies from Japan who did not speak English. And who could turn that down? Gerber and other folks turned Thundarr into a respectable — that is to say, renewable-for-a-second-season — success. There would have been a third if Garry Marshall, who in 1982 was the most powerful man around ABC, hadn't demanded that the network clear a half-hour in their Saturday AM schedule for a Mork & Mindy cartoon show.
A year later, NBC picked up Thundarr but only for reruns. No new episodes were ever produced. There was talk of an animated feature for which one of the show's best writers, Buzz Dixon, wrote a wonderful screenplay that was never produced. There were samples drawn up for a potential newspaper comic strip that never happened. And there was a comic book that was readied for publication but never published. The other day on Facebook, Jason Moore asked about it after posting this item that ran in Amazing Heroes magazine in its February 1981 issue…
Whitman Comics will be adding a substantial number of titles to its lineup in 1982; most of these will be revivals of old titles, although there will also be one new adventure title (Thundarr, based on the popular Saturday morning cartoon show), and three mystery/fantasy titles, Shroud of Fear, Astral Frontier and Shadow Play.
"Whitman Comics" was the new name for Gold Key Comics, the line produced by Western Publishing, AKA Western Printing and Lithography. During the late sixties and especially throughout the seventies, Western had increasing problems getting their comics distributed. At one point, they were literally not available in the state of New York and also in many other areas.
"Why" is a long story but basically, the system by which magazines had long been distributed was crumbling, at least for publications that didn't have photos of nude women and/or very expensive advertising. Other comic book companies managed to cope in different ways…and had stronger distributors who were elbowing the smaller publishers off the steadily-decreasing number of newsstands across the country. Other comic book companies also had incoming revenue — often, way more than they made publishing — from the licensing of their characters. But Western didn't share in the licensing of the main characters they published — Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny, Woody Woodpecker, etc.
Western was still making money with its lines of coloring books, kids' books, activity books, jigsaw puzzles and other items they produced under the Whitman brand. They tried distributing their comic books along the same lines…which is why the switch from "Gold Key Comics" to "Whitman Comics" but that wasn't working too well. Many of their comics simply and quietly stopped coming out. They did publish one issue of Shadow Play and I think one or two others but never published most of them and never published a traditional sized issue of Thundarr.
Asking about the Thundarr comic, Jason wrote on Facebook, "So does anyone else have any details on this? Mark Evanier, Buzz Dixon, Wiliam Wray…do you guys know any details on the plans for the comic?" I came along and posted the following…
Okay, here's Mark with the answer. During its last few years of operation, the comic book divisions of Western Publishing Company produced dozens and dozens of never-published issues of whatever they were then publishing and also some new comics. Some of that material (mostly the Disney stuff, I suspect) may have been published by overseas publishers. Most of it, I'm sure, was never printed anywhere..
The finished artwork for all or most of that material went into a big pile at the offices of the New York division where it sat for many months while the company, which had stopped sending comics to press, decided if and when to resume and explored different ideas about distribution. They finally decided not to resume.
I saw that pile on a trip to those offices. DC Comics flew Dan Spiegle — then the artist of the Blackhawk comic I worked on for them — and myself and others back to New York for a big conference. Dan and I snuck away for a few hours to visit the Western offices. I, who had written for Western for several years, had been there before. Dan had worked for the company for something like thirty years — mostly for the Los Angeles office but occasionally for New York — and had never been there. It was a sad visit as the once-huge offices had been reduced to two small rooms.
I got to flip through the pile, which was about two feet high. There were several issues of a completed, ready-to-print Thundarr comic book in there. All the ones I saw were drawn by Winslow Mortimer and one had a script credit for John David Warner. He may have written all of them. I was a big fan of Mr. Mortimer's art but I thought he was miscast on this particular book and that he made it look too cartoony.
The pile also had completed issues of Daffy Duck and Pink Panther and whatever else was in the Gold Key/Whitman line when publishing was suspended forever. I have no idea what became of the art in that pile.
So there's all that history. Oh — and you see those covers above of the Whitman Thundarr comic book? They're fake. I made them up in Photoshop a few hours ago. Forgive me if you were fooled.
I've heard rumors that Western did publish one mini-comic of the property that had very limited circulation but I've never seen one. There have been toys of the characters and I believe Thundarr also did a cameo in one of DC Comics' Hanna-Barbera titles. An editor there once asked me if I'd be interested in writing a new comic book of it that was under discussion. I said yes, he said he'd be "in touch" and he's never gotten in touch with me. That just might be because he's no longer in touch with the company.
That's kind of the way most Thundarr plans seem to go but I still think it was a good show and I'll bet it'll be back someday. I'll also bet it won't look much like the show I worked on and that many people seem to remember fondly.
Cuter Than You #66
Baby sea turtles heading for the sea…
Today's Video Link
It's been two weeks since Donald Trump said that "within two weeks," there would be "a full and complete healthcare plan." Have you seen it? I haven't seen it. And I would think that if you did have one, you'd have to give Congress more than two weeks to analyze it, discuss it, propose changes to it, etc.
Clearly, when he said that, he knew there would be no healthcare plan in two weeks. There won't be one in two months, either. The guy just says whatever he has to say to get himself off the spot at that particular moment and then doesn't give another thought to delivering on his promises…
Trump Lies?
I just found this in my e-mailbox…
Mark,
I've been involved in many races over the years and never before have I witnessed a President who is as dedicated to serving this Nation and its people as President Trump.
I took some time to review our vital End-of-Month results, and while we hit our $25,000,000 goal, I noticed that your name was MISSING from the list of donors.
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SUPPORTER: Mark Evanier
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Donald J. Trump for President, Inc.
I don't understand. Donald Trump has been so truthful about the economy and his taxes and the screw-ups managing The Pandemic and his relationships with folks like Stormy Daniels and Jeffrey Epstein and how much of The Wall has been built and his relationship with Putin and his conversations with the Ukraine and what Article II of The Constitution means and who really pays for his increased tariffs and what the Mueller Report said and where Hurricane Dorian was expected to hit and how windmills cause cancer and all those other things…
But why would he tell his campaign manager that Mark Evanier has been a huge (excuse me — a HUGE) supporter since Day One?
Funny Man/Funny Book
About sixty minutes ago online, I noticed that John Byner has written an autobiography and it's out. It was Kindled within one minute and I really enjoyed as much of it as I've read in the last hour. My rapid response was because Mr. Byner has long been one of my favorite comedians. I'm sure I've said that on this blog and I would have said it more often if we saw more of him.
I've seen him perform live several times, met him a few times and worked with him once on a Garfield & Friends. Very nice man. Great teller of stories. When I booked him, I asked his agent, "How come we don't see this man more often on TV?" The agent sighed and said, "He turns down a lot of stuff. He's not one of those comics who gets panicked if he doesn't get applauded once a week. He's real happy with his life and with his wife and taking it easy." (I've met his wife, Annie Gaybis, and she's quite wonderful.)
In this business, that's all very refreshing to hear. What I've read of the book so far confirms my sense of him as a sane, happy man who simply has the ability to be hilarious when he chooses to be. If you want to enjoy his book along with me, here's a link. I'm thinking that after I finish reading it, I might just spring for the Audiobook. Maybe he reads a chapter or two in Georgie Jessel's voice.
Today's Video Link
Shelly Goldstein tipped me off about this wonderful video. It's 24 minutes of clips from The Ed Sullivan Show featuring Julie Andrews doing numbers from My Fair Lady and Camelot.
The Camelot scenes are especially interesting. These may be the only filmed records of those performances since neither Richard Burton nor Ms. Andrews were in the movie. More important is what The Ed Sullivan Show meant to Camelot. I explained it at some length in this post but if you don't feel like clicking and reading, at least skim this excerpt from that post…
Camelot, sets and all, opened on Broadway on December 3, 1960. If unknowns had been behind it, it might not have lasted a week. But the reps of Lerner, Loewe and Hart had sold enough advance tickets that it was destined to run at least six months, during which two "miracles" (as Lerner called them) occurred. One was that [Director Moss] Hart, released from that Toronto hospital, came to see it and helped Lerner to do a significant rewrite. Shows rarely change much after they open but in this case, Camelot was said to be substantially improved. This is the version performed ever since.
Then came the second miracle: Ed Sullivan, who then had the most popular show on TV, devoted an entire program to the works of Lerner and Loewe. (This miracle may have been aided by the fact that the show was on CBS, and CBS had financed Camelot.) At the time, current Broadway shows rarely "gave away" their best moments on television, on the theory that audiences wouldn't pay after experiencing them for free. Camelot had nothing to lose so they did all the best songs on the Sullivan show and the next morning, the box office finally had a line of ticket buyers befitting a smash hit.
I don't think this video has all the songs from the show that were performed on that telecast; just the ones with Julie Andrews. But everything in this video is, as they say, loverly…
My Latest Tweet
- I wish every time Donald Trump tweets or says something like how he wants to move Election Day, the press would cover it AND also cover the bad news — like the latest economic news he got just before that tweet — from which he wants to divert our attention.
Three Things I Like That I Bought on Amazon
In the last few weeks, I've made Jeff Bezos a little richer — hey, the guy needs the money — by buying a few pretty useful (to me) things. The first two relate to my welfare during my COVID-19 banishment from the world and the third has to do with the feral cats I feed in my backyard.
First up is the Innosipo Touchless Automatic Soap Dispenser. Like you if you have a brain in that head of yours, I wash my hands a lot these days. I like liquid soap for this activity but I keep having trouble with those "pump" bottle of the stuff. The pump part always breaks or jams or just plain doesn't work.
Solution: I bought one of these and poured the soap from a jammed bottle into it…and now it dispenses perfectly. I then bought two more for other bathrooms in my home. Each one takes four AAA batteries which are not included. The instructions say not to put alcohol in it so it's not designed for hand sanitizer.
Then there's the AXHKIO Infrared Non-Contact Forehead Thermometer. There are dozens of these on Amazon and this is one of the cheaper ones. I bought one and it works fine.
I wasn't sure it did at first because every single time I used it on myself, it told me my temperature was 97.7. But I've had my temp taken by other such handheld devices in doctors' offices and it turns out my temperature is always 97.7. And I used it on a friend who was visiting and her temperature was 98.1 so it doesn't always say 97.7.
I assume all the others they sell on Amazon work well but this was cheaper than most of 'em and it works. It's kind of comforting to find out my temperature is normal, which for me is 97.7 — same as my I.Q., the age I feel I am first thing in the morning and, the way things are going, Donald Trump's Disapproval Ratings by the end of October.
Lastly: As you know, I feed Lydia, Murphy and the occasional Special Guest Varmint in my backyard. I have big bags of dry cat food and a cupboard full of the canned stuff and I alternate — wet in the morning, dry in the evening. Both are Friskies brand…and to the folks who've written me that other brands are better for the felines: I've been feeding Friskies to Lydia now since 1991, which is like thrice the usual lifespan of a feral cat in an urban area. She's so healthy, I'm thinking of eating the stuff myself.
Usually, I buy the cases of Friskies canned cat food that they sell at Costco. The box they have of 60 cans contains ten each of Mariner's Catch, Mixed Grill, Turkey & Giblets Dinner, Ocean Whitefish & Tuna Dinner, Chicken & Tuna Dinner and Chicken & Liver Dinner. It sells for $36.59, which works out to 61 cents per can.
I have never had any reason to believe that the cats care which flavor they get. They're feral cats so they eat anything edible and they attack each bowl with the same gusto. Nevertheless, I felt a tad guilty giving them the same six things over and over. So just to make me feel better, I bought one of these from Amazon…
It's the Friskies YUMbelievaBOX YUM-credible Surprises adult wet cat food variety pack. That seems to be its official name even though the box abbreviates it. It's 40 cans for $21.63, which is 54 cents a can but that's not the reason I like it. I like it because it's a much wider variety of flavors.
What flavors? Well, I'm speculating here but I think it's whatever the Friskies people have too much of in the warehouse. It's like a Pussycat Food Mystery Box with all sorts of varieties, some of which I don't think I ever saw on the shelves of a Los Angeles market. They might be flavors that were test-marketed and didn't sell or discontinued ones or they just plain had too many of them in stock.
They all seem to be well ahead of their expiration dates but maybe these could have stayed in inventory too long if they weren't clearing them out in these boxes. And I say "boxes" (plural) because I bought two more of these and they all seem to have slightly different contents, not itemized on the website or on the outside of the box. Someone just grabs whatever cans are within reach, fills a carton, seals it and ships it off to Amazon.
The cats are exactly as satisfied — no more, no less — with the chow they're getting from these crates. I feel better because I'm not giving them the same six flavors over and over…and I am saving seven whole cents per can — which, the way Murphy eats, feels like a couple of bucks a day.