It's been a few months since I had a day that promised to be so busy that I posted a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup here. As you undoubtedly know, this is a time-honored Internet tradition, practiced on this site and nowhere else, that says "Don't expect a lot of posting here today, people!" I'll be back when I can get back.
If you're looking for something to occupy your time, watch John Oliver's report for this week. One of the most important ones he's ever done…