I have this strange feeling that Senator James Comer is going to call me to testify in front of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform. He will swear me in and then ask me if I ever witnessed Donald Trump commit any illegal actions at any of Jeffrey Epstein's parties.
I will say no and he'll say, "Thank you, Mr. Evanier. You're excused" and then he'll call a press conference and say that yet another witness has totally exonerated President Trump. Then he'll call in my gardener and ask him the same question…