Going Green

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Carolyn and I went to see Wicked last evening at the Pantages up in Hollywood. We liked it tremendously. For those of you who don't know, it's a musical with music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz and a book by Winnie Holzman that tells an alternate version (kind of a prequel) to The Wizard of Oz — the movie, not the book. The premise is that Glinda the Good Witch and The Wicked Witch of the West are actually good friends — former roomies, in fact — and that all the main players of Oz are not what you thought. The Wicked Witch isn't all that wicked — and to the extent she is wicked, she has some good reasons for it…and beyond that, the less I tell you about it, the better. I didn't know much of the story going in and I enjoyed it more because of that.

Wicked has been in Los Angeles before and a lady I chatted with at intermission said this production was smaller but better. She's seen the show four times, twice on Broadway, and as of the end of Act One, she was liking this version as much as any. Katie Rose Clarke is playing Glinda the Good Witch and Mamie Parris is Elphaba the Bad Witch. They were both sensational and my Intermission buddy said she'd seen others as good but none better. I also liked Mark Jacoby as the Wizard. If Ron Paul ever does enough to warrant a movie where somebody has to play him, Jacoby's the guy. Looks like Paul, sounds like Paul…and even managed to sound flustered and sincere while promising things that were never going to happen.

But maybe the biggest star is Eugene Lee, who did the art direction. This production is stunning, with imaginary lands designed to be one with the non-universe. I didn't know what Oz looked like going in…but coming out, I sure did. It looked like that, absolutely. One of the many things I don't like about the movie is that the whole thing, including the scenes in Kansas, feel to me like it's all taking place in a soundstage. Last night, Wicked did not feel like it was taking place on a stage. It felt like that proscenium was somewhere over the rainbow. It is well worth a visit and you don't need a house to fall on you to know that.

While I'm at it, I would like to review the Pantages Theater. I love everything about it except for the fact that it's sometimes a lousy place to see a show. It has great history and the feel of a great, classic theater…but it's easy to get a terrible seat there and I've had several. The place seats 2,703. To give you some sense of how "too big" that is: In New York, Wicked plays at the Gershwin which is the second-largest theater in the Broadway area and it seats 1,809. (The largest is the Foxwoods, which is where Spider-Man is playing. It seats 1,903.) The theater where The Book of Mormon is playing and the theater where the new revival of Follies is playing collectively have fewer seats than the Pantages out here.

Be real careful when you book tickets to anything at the Pantages. Row AA is not way up in front as it is in some theaters. A friend of mine made that mistake and sadly discovered that AA is behind Z — in other words, 27 rows from the stage. What they call Orchestra seats there actually go back to row ZZ. The mezzanine is set way, way back and even the front rows up there put you in a different zip code from the actors. [Update]

Wicked is a great show and there are some other good ones coming to the Pantages. If you order tix, stay out of the mezzanine and don't accept any row with double letters. Theater is all about breathing the same air as the performers and you can't do that when you're sitting On Beyond Zebra.

Sondheim Goodies

The New York Times has a terrific article up about Stephen Sondheim. It mainly has to do with the current trend of restaging his major works in small, mini-orchestrated productions. I don't know that I like this trend but I suppose it depends on the show and the cast and how cleverly it's all staged.

Also, the American Theater Wing — they're the folks who give out the Tony Awards — have posted a one-hour podcast conversation with Mr. Sondheim. You can download it over on this page or listen to it live there.

Ticket Window

The folks at Ticketmaster are doing a major upgrade on their website. The biggest change is that they're installing a feature where for most venues, you'll be able to view a map of the auditorium or stadium, see which seats are available and then select specific seats. A lot of other sites have had this and it's way overdue for Ticketmaster. This page will give you a little preview and tell you some of the neat tools that will be at your disposal.

I'm just hoping they don't use this as an excuse to tack on another exploitive surcharge. One thing I don't like about Cirque du Soleil is that if you buy tickets online, they charge you a $13.00 "Web convenience fee." That's per ticket, even though it's obviously more convenient for them if you do it that way. And if you take delivery as e-tickets, which is also more convenient for them, they add in another $5.00 per order. So two $125 tickets become a $281.00 order…and you usually don't realize this until you've checked out and your card is charged. (I also once considered trying to pay for my tix with points I've accumulated on the American Express Rewards program. I don't remember the precise math but it was something like if I bought two $125 tickets, it would cost me the same number of points that would get me $400 worth of hotel stay at a Marriott or Hyatt. So I didn't do it.)

Anyway, happy ticketing! Just watch out for sneaky fees.

A More Congenial Spot?

Director David Lee is staging a new version of Camelot early next year at the Pasadena Playhouse. Ordinarily, the show is performed with huge sets, elaborate costumes and a large cast. The original Broadway production had 56 people on stage. Mr. Lee is dispensing with the huge sets and elaborate costumes and trimming the cast down to…wait for it…eight. We are intrigued.

From the E-Mailbag…

I hadn't meant to spend a lot of blogging room on Top Banana, the Broadway show and movie starring Phil Silvers but the e-mail was just too interesting. Take this one from James H. Burns…

It's fun to note that both Top Banana and Some Like It Hot feature Grace Lee Whitney, who actually made her Broadway debut in the former (and is in the band, in the latter). This is only of interest, perhaps, because folks are always stunned to find out that the actress who played Yeoman Janice Rand on Star Trek had been around that long! Happily, last time I saw her, Grace still looks like a million bucks, and more importantly, is still a swell gal.

Or take this one from Robert Holmen about the 3-D trailer I linked you all to. I got a number of these…

If your red-blue glasses are like almost all red-blue 3-D glasses, you will have to flip them so the red lens is on the right in order to properly view the Top Banana trailer. Whoever did the modern red-blue conversion got it backwards (1950's 3-D movies were not released in red-blue). There is a certain percentage of the population that won't be able to tell the difference no matter how their glasses are flipped.

And lastly, here's one from Doug Dinger, who's the fellow who posted the video to which I linked…

As a long time reader and fan of your site, it was quite a suprise and thrill to see the trailer I posted to YouTube linked on your blog. Thanks.

A word of background; the trailer for Top Banana was never released in 3-D. They did, however, use the negative from the Left Eye camera. The feature release, however, used the Right Eye negative. Someone more clever than I noticed this, and was able to combine the two into anaglyph 3-D (which is why not every scene in the trailer is in 3-D – I guess they didn't consistently use the Left neg on the trailer.) At any rate, the trailer wouldn't have been Blue/Red 3-D anyway, since all 3-D films were released for polarized glasses.

But I guess we'll take what we can; I'm sure the original 3-D version is sitting in a can somewhere next to London After Midnight and Humorisk.

With Laurel & Hardy's Hats Off as the opening short. By the way, the Three Stooges made two 3-D shorts and you can download one of them from this site. And this Saturday out in Glendale, CA, the Alex Theater is running that same short (plus four 2-D Stooges shorts with Curly) as part of the 12th Annual Three Stooges Big Screen Event. I will not be there. I love the Stooges but (a) I'm not sure I could take five shorts in one sitting, (b) 3-D movies have a hypnotic effect on me that induces slumber and (c) I'm a little afraid of being in a room with that many Stooge fans.

This would conclude our little symposium on Top Banana except that I remembered and must share one anecdote that Phil Silvers told me during the one time I got to meet him. The show toured America and did fairly well everywhere…except opening night in Salt Lake City. Silvers said, "We lost the audience during the opening number. People even started walking out and I didn't understand why until a stage manager explained it during intermission."

There's an old burlesque catch-phrase that was quoted in that opening number. The lyric goes…

You gotta roll your eyes and make a funny face
Then do a take and holler, "This must be da place!"

The problem? It is written that Salt Lake City was founded when Mormon leader Brigham Young came upon the land and announced, "This is the place." The lyric would be changed for the second night and all performances thereafter…but the first-nighters thought Silvers was making fun of their religious heritage.

Curtains for Scrooge

We've been tracking the saga here of a touring stage production of A Christmas Carol, which was to have starred F. Murray Abraham, George Wendt, Wayne Knight and James Garner. It was announced by the same folks who mounted the infamous production of the same play last Christmas at the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles. That version — which starred Christopher Lloyd, John Goodman and a couple of folks who filled in for advertised stars who didn't appear — was the one I described as "a live Bloopers show."

For this year, the same producer-director announced a touring company that was to play Chicago, Minneapolis, Philadelphia, Boston and Baltimore. It was to feature Mssrs. Abraham, Wendt, Knight and Garner plus, in the original announcement, Stockard Channing and Timothy Hutton. Then Channing and Hutton pulled out or were never signed, depending on which account one believes. Then various cities dropped off the touring plan…and now, it's been announced that Chicago is off and the tour is not happening at all. Anyone surprised?

From the E-Mailbag…

A fellow who signs his e-mails "youngblood" wants to know…

Any idea why a comedian is referred to as a "top banana?" Does it have anything to do with slipping on banana peels?

Nope. It dates back to an old burlesque sketch that was performed by just about every funny person who got onto those stages. You have three comedians on stage. One is standing there with two bananas. The other two enter and one says, "What do you have there?" Comic #1 says, "I have three bananas."

Comic #2 says, "I beg your pardon, kind sir, but as any fool can plainly see, you have but two bananas there." (I'm giving you the quickie version of this. Most acts would draw this all out for five or ten minutes.)

"No," says Comic #1. "I have three bananas here. Watch and I'll demonstrate." He holds up one banana and announces, "One banana have I." He then holds up the second banana and says, "Two bananas have I." He then concludes, "One banana and two bananas make three bananas!"

Comic #2 says, "Let me see those" and snatches them away from him. He then does the same math: "One banana have I…two bananas have I…one banana and two bananas makes three bananas. By gosh, he's right."

Then Comic #3 tries it and gets the same answer. They go back and forth for a while, all of them amazed that what the naked eye perceives as two bananas is actually three bananas, at least if you count them that way. Finally, Comic #2 takes one of the bananas, Comic #3 takes the other and they start to walk off stage, eating them. Comic #1 yells after them, "Hey, what about me?"

And they yell back at him, "You eat the third banana!" Blackout. End of skit.

This routine was done so often that folks began to refer to the lead comic as the First Banana, the secondary comic as the Second Banana and so on. Those were the terms used in vaudeville and burlesque. In the fifties, when Johnny Mercer sat down to write a song for the proposed musical starring Phil Silvers, he started on a tune to be called "First Banana," then decided that "Top Banana" made for a better lyric. So he changed it and it caught on…and that's how the term came to be.

I should have brought up the topic of this movie earlier in the week because Turner Classic Movies aired it on Wednesday night. But if you're dying to see it, fear not. They're running it again in early January. And if you want to see the title song, you can view a clip of it right now, right here.

The Nutty Broadway Director

Some time ago, Jerry Lewis announced that his 1963 movie, The Nutty Professor, would be transformed into a Broadway musical with him as the director. With a mix of rooting interest and skepticism, we've been watching for any trace of it…and lo and behold, there is one. An industry reading was recently held — cast members, friends and investors in a rehearsal hall, performing the material as it currently stands, minus sets or costumes or big orchestra. I'm not going to link to it but one of the investors recently posted to the net a gallery of photos taken that day. They show Jerry, of course…and also Marvin Hamlisch, who's doing the music, and actor Michael Andrew, who has the lead. Paul Shaffer and Richard Belzer were also in attendance as, one assumes, friends of Jer's.

So something's happening with it. Stay tuned for the next installment. I'm starting to think there may be one.

Twice Together is Two

So what happened was that it was announced that Dame Edna Everage would return to Broadway in a one-man…er, one-woman…uh, one-person show. Dame Edna creates great pronoun trouble for those of us who write about him or her. The show was to be called It's All About Me.

But then it was also announced that Michael Feinstein would be returning to Broadway at about the same time in a one-performer show called All About Me.

Arguments supposedly flared about the similar titles. Claims and counter-claims were made. Broadway insiders got suspicious because both shows had announced opening dates in March but hadn't announced theaters…and there aren't that many theaters that might be available then.

Simple conclusion: It's a publicity stunt.

And sure enough, this morning on The Today Show, Mr. Feinstein announced that he and Dame Edna will open in a two-person show called All About Me on March 23. Which was apparently the plan all along.

Cute trick. I'm not sure I wouldn't prefer to see one or the other stretch out for the full evening but that could be quite a presentation. And they're off to a good start, publicity-wise.

Put On A Happy Show

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A revival of Bye Bye Birdie is heading for Broadway. The new version, which stars John Stamos as Albert (the Dick Van Dyke role) and Gina Gershon as Rosie is set to open in mid-October. Bill Irwin has the Paul Lynde part.

Theater folks are buzzing at reports that the producers are dropping a dance number in Act Two — the one where Rosie, out for a wild night on the town, gets chased around by a bunch of Shriners. The number was in the original production with Chita Rivera. It was in the movie with Janet Leigh. It's been in darn near every production since, including some staged by high schools. But now there's apparently the fear that it's socially inappropriate since it is, after all, about a bunch of older men acting like they're about to gang-rape a lady.

There are a couple of ways of looking at this kind of thing. One is that it's wrong for any producers of anything to get too worried about offending those who might be offended, especially when there's little or no empirical evidence that anyone ever has been offended by whatever it is. A lot of things that never would have bothered anyone — or at least, anyone rational — have been pointlessly changed or omitted because of bad guessing in this category. It's one of those kinds of predictions that's nearly always wrong.

You can also say that there's a duty to the original authors and to history to perform a piece as written. I'm less impressed by this argument as it pertains to something like Bye Bye Birdie. Some creative works feel sacrosanct and others are practically begging to be revised and updated so as to remain successful. I think this one's in the latter category.

Matter of fact, I think Bye Bye Birdie has a great premise and a great score and a really, really stupid book. When they did the movie, screenwriter Irving Brecher rearranged a lot of things, including the insertion of a Disneyesque bit about a hyper-kinetic tortoise and drugging a Russian conductor so that he conducted a ballet at breakneck speed. It was inane stuff but it wasn't any worse than what he was trying to fix, and it may have been an improvement.

This is the first-ever Broadway revival of the show. If they're going to be utterly faithful to the original book, it will be the last, because the whole thing needs a major overhaul. If in the process the Shriners Ballet gets tossed, fine. While one never likes to see the "let's not offend too-sensitive people" mentality prevail, the more important question is whether the storyline works. If it doesn't, then it doesn't matter if that one number is in or out. If the show does work, and it works without it, okay. What I'm getting at is that I think anyone who sets out to revive Bye Bye Birdie has bigger problems than that one number.

Old Friends

Time for another report on my theater-going. Last evening, I went to see the Musical Theater Guild's production of Merrily We Roll Along. The M.T.G., as explained here many times, is a local group of very gifted actors and several times a year, they put on a great old musical in a "concert style" performance, meaning no sets, not a lot of costuming and sometimes, the actors even have to carry their scripts around. Despite the low budget nature of it all, they work wonders.

Merrily We Roll Along features a book by George Furth, freely adapting the play of the same name by George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart. The Kaufman-Hart non-musical version opened in September of 1934 and closed in February of 1935, lasting a disappointing 155 performances. The musical version opened in November of 1981 and closed…in November of 1981. Ordinarily, when a Broadway show shutters after sixteen performances, it goes in the books as a flop and is never heard of again.

But the musical had a score by Stephen Sondheim, to whom the normal rules do not apply. Once the regional rights were available, countless producers and directors lunged to take a shot at it, many regarding it as a challenge to make the show "work." There was so much right with it — particularly the glorious Sondheim score — that trying to fix the flaws was irresistible to some. Let me tell you what the show's about and maybe you'll see what the problem is.

Merrily We Roll Along is about a composer, Franklin Shepard, and two of his friends. Charley Kringas is his partner and lyricist during his early years when the two of them are out trying and eventually succeeding to write hit shows for Broadway. Mary Flynn is a writer herself and a platonic friend of both…though she is very much in love with Franklin, a fact that Franklin manages to never notice as he goes about marrying others. The three of them begin with near-poverty and idealism and eventually cope with their successes by fighting with one another. There's a major rupture when Franklin becomes a successful movie producer and abandons his Broadway career and Charley. He achieves great success but along the way, he leaves behind some of his friends, his first wife and son…and just about all his idealism.

This is pretty much a downer story. It's filled with unpleasant people and bad things happen to the pleasant ones. So there's part of the trouble. The other part is that the story is told backwards. That's right: Backwards. The first scene is the last in the above narrative with Franklin all grown up and assessing what he has become and what it cost him. Then Scene 2 takes place a few years before Scene 1, and Scene 3 takes place a year or so before Scene 2 and so on. The last scene is the one in which Franklin, Charley and Mary are young and poor and starting out on their careers with great high-mindedness and hope and energy. So you walk out of the theater thinking, "Poor kids…they had such wonderful dreams and it all turned out so sad for them."

Is it any wonder the show didn't catch on?

Maybe a little. Most of the songs are quite wonderful and I enjoyed pieces of Mr. Furth's script very much — or I should say, pieces of one of Mr. Furth's scripts. There have been a couple of different revisions but, as a friend said to me in the lobby, "No matter what they do to it, it's still about these talented people who screw up their lives…and the story's still backwards."

The Musical Theater Guild did a first-rate job with this one, as they always do. The leads were so good that I just went out to the garage at 3 AM to get the program book so I could get their names right. Robert J. Townsend was in terrific voice as Franklin, Lisa Picotte caught the tragedy of Mary, and Richard Israel was outstanding as Charley. Yes, this is the same Richard Israel who was so good in another musical I saw two weeks ago and which closed last Sunday. The guy gets around. There are two more performances of Merrily — one on September 24 in Thousand Oaks and another the following day in Long Beach. If you're anywhere near those cities on those dates, you might have a very good time. I did. Even though it's backwards.

Lalo

Some call Lalo Guerrero the King of Chicano music…or at least, the King of funny Chicano music. He's written and recorded some wonderful serious songs but a lot of us first knew him for his parodies and comedy tunes. He pressed his first record in '39 and followed it with hundreds more. I am not as schooled on his career as I'd like to be, but it seems like at one time or another, he recorded every kind of song he could think of, proving himself a master at all kinds of music. (If you'd like to learn more about him from someone who really does know about his career, try this article by his son Mark, who is following in his father's footsteps, occupation-wise.) Lalo has produced an astounding body of work and it has recently served as the basis for a new musical.

Last evening, my friend Carolyn and I attended a "workshop production" of Lalo, which was described as a work-in-progress. There are still some rough edges but it would not surprise me at all if the folks behind it can file them off, mount a full production and have themselves a genuine hit. Lalo's songs — most of them in English — are wovenly skillfully through the story of his life and the struggle to find his identity and success as a musician. A lot of that involved bridging the cultural divide between races, and a number of his early successes spun that problem to great advantage by burlesquing Mexican stereotypes.

This production was one of the first things to be staged in the new Ricardo Montalbán Theater, which is the old James Doolittle Theater in Hollywood. (And before that, it was the Huntington Hartford and before that, it was the CBS Radio Theater and so on…) It is now in the custody of a group that has renamed it for Señor Montalbán and which intends to mount theatrical productions for and by the Hispanic community. This is a much better use than the building has been put to for some time.

I have to mention something interesting about the set-up of the theater. A few years ago, there were a couple of plays like Noises Off and Footlight Frenzy that showed you backstage activities as seen from backstage. The back wall of the set in both those productions was a tableau of an audience and the actors often faced them so you were seeing their backs, as if you were on stage looking out at the seats. The current configuration at the Montalbán is that for real. They aren't using the 1100 theater-style seats in the house. The aisles have ramps that take you onto the actual stage, which is both the performing and seating area. You sit in folding chairs set on staggered risers that surround the performers on three sides. (I'm explaining this badly so try and imagine this: The actors are facing away from the fixed seats and the audience has been moved onto stage in front of them.) It's a very odd but intimate way to watch a small musical and I think it added to our enjoyment. The shows being mounted there are certainly too small for the whole, traditional stage…though I'm confident that, as the company flourishes, that will change.

Theater Review

The Reprise! theater group stages several classic musicals a year in short run, no-scenery productions up at Freud Hall at U.C.L.A. Tomorrow and Sunday are the last performances of their revival of Kismet, the 1953 musical which had a book by Charles Lederer and Luther Davis, and songs by Robert Wright and George Forrest. Lederer and Davis were adapting a non-musical play by Edward Knoblock, while Wright and Forrest borrowed copious amounts of melody from Alexander Borodin. The reviews of this production said the book was stale and contrived and on one level, they're right…but we had a great time, nonetheless. The reviews also said the score was wonderful and on all levels, they're right…and it isn't just the known hits like "Baubles, Bangles and Beads" and "Stranger in Paradise." There's a lot of wonderful music in this show and it's great that Reprise! gives us the chance to discover or maybe rediscover it.

What really made this production work for me were strong performances by Len Cariou as the Poet, Caryn E. Kaplan as his daughter, Jennifer Leigh Warren as Lalume, Anthony Crivello as The Caliph and just about everyone. And of course, the whole shebang was stolen by my pal Jason Graae, who got every laugh it was possible to get as The Wazir…and then some. Jason has upcoming concert performances in Utah, Palm Springs, Palm Beach, Costa Mesa and Northern California. If you live in any of those places, consult his website for details and go. A wonderful performer.

Not much more to say about Kismet, especially since they only have three more performances and it's doubtful you can rush to any of them. As I always am with these "limited engagement" productions, I am amazed that they can mount an entire show and learn lines, staging and choreography in so little rehearsal time. The whole show is about magic and trickery but the most impressive trick is that they can do it at all. And so well at that.