Recommended Reading

Ezra Klein explains the basic dishonesty in Mitt Romney's attacks on "Obamacare." But really, I don't think the details matter to a lot of people. Romney could go out now and claim we have to repeal the bill because it calls for mandatory anal probes and killing kittens…and most of his base would pick up on that.

They don't hate the bill. They don't know what's in the bill. And this week, they hate something more than they hate Obama or Democrats or having the White House occupied by a Black Socialist Muslim Kenyan who wants to ban their religion and take away their guns. This week, what they really hate is losing a battle they were sure they'd won.

Friday at Comic-Con!

Hard to believe that two weeks from now, a lot of us will be wandering the halls at Comic-Con International, comparing notes on who had the roughest trip to get there…but admitting it's worth the hassle. They've posted the Friday Programming Guide so go take a look and see what you want to see. To save you searching about, here's a list of what I'm hosting on Friday…

10 AM-11:00 – Remembering Jerry Robinson and Joe Simon
Jerry Robinson was a key artist on Batman in the 1940s, the co-creator of The Joker, and later an accomplished newspaper strip artist and political cartoonist. Joe Simon was half of the legendary team of Simon and [Jack] Kirby, the co-creator of Captain America and other Simon-Kirby classics, and later the creator/editor of Sick magazine. We've recently lost both of these legendary figures in comics, so let's pause to remember them along with Paul Levitz, Michael Uslan, Anthony Tollin, Marv Wolfman, Paul Dini, Batton Lash, and moderator Mark Evanier. Room 9

11 AM-NOON – Siegel and Shuster and Finger
Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster created a character you may have heard of. Bill Finger co-created one or two himself. These men are the subjects of two new books that unlock many secrets as to how some young men gave the world some of the greatest icons of fantasy ever. Hear Larry Tye (author of Superman: The High-Flying History of America's Most Enduring Hero) and Marc Tyler Nobleman (author of Bill the Boy Wonder: The Secret Co-Creator of Batman) as both discuss their works with moderator Mark Evanier. Room 9

4:30-5:30 – 50th Anniversary of Marvel Superheroes
Fifty years ago Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, Dick Ayers, Don Heck, and Larry Lieber created the Marvel Age of Comics when they introduced the Incredible Hulk, the Amazing Spider-Man, the Mighty Thor, the Astonishing Ant-Man, and the Invincible Iron Man, all in the course of one short year, 1962. Those characters have shown incredible endurance and staying power, still thrilling audiences today, on both the page and screen. Mark Evanier talks to Comic-Con special guests Stan Goldberg (a Marvel cartoonist and colorist in that storied year) and Incredible Hulk artist Herb Trimpe about the heroes that still thrill us five decades later. Room 5AB

If you're attending the con, do yourself a favor and study the entire programming schedule, which will all be up as of Sunday. Make notes about things you don't want to miss. Every year, I have to listen to sad laments from people who didn't do this, missed something vital and now apparently think that if they tell me how foolish they were, I will reconvene the panel they missed and do it all over again just for them. Don't be one of those unfortunate souls.

Thursday at Comic-Con!

Comic-Con International will be happening before you know it and way before you're ready for it. The Thursday Programming Guide, listing all those nifty panels and events, is now online here.

To save you digging around for what I'm doing that day, here are my Thursday panels…

1:00-2:00 – 100th Anniversary of Tarzan and John Carter
He wrestled lions, poachers and ran through fire barefoot without a stunt-double or CGI. Actor Ron Ely will discuss filming Tarzan in the jungles of Latin America with writer Mark Evanier and Burroughs illustrator Tom Yeates. Also featuring David Lemmo, co-author of the new book, Tarzan: His First 100 Years. How Ancient Literature Became Modern Mythology and Created an Ape-Man Mecca in Southern California, coming from Angel City Press in 2013. Plus a 100-years of Tarzan and John Carter slide show included. Room 8

2:00-3:00 – The Sergio and Mark Show
An annual Comic-Con tradition! The folks who give you Groo the Wanderer on occasion will tell what's up with Groo and their other projects and will entertain you with glorious anecdotes and silly stories. Those folks are celebrated cartoonist Sergio Aragonés, his co-conspirator Mark Evanier, Usagi Yojimbo creator Stan Sakai, and the hardest-working man in comics, Tom Luth. Room 8

3:00-4:00 – The Two Editors Panel
Sid Jacobsen was the editor at Harvey Comics starting in the early 1950s, overseeing their successful line including the many titles featuring Casper the Friendly Ghost and Richie Rich. Victor Gorelick has worked for Archie Comics for over 50 years in a variety of roles, including art director and editor-in-chief, supervising Archie, Jughead, Betty, Veronica, and the whole Riverdale mob. What does it take to get all those books to press every week for decades and decades? Find out when moderator Mark Evanier grills these two men who between them have probably edited more comic books than you'll ever read. Room 8

As always, I suggest that if you're attending the con, you take the time to study the programming schedule (the whole thing will be up by Sunday) and jot down what you want to see, along with some second choices if you can't get into your first. And of course, you should attend all of mine.

Today's Video Link

Once upon a time, it was hard to watch a kids' show on TV without seeing this commercial at least twice, and the jingle was so catchy to some that you'd hear it on the street or at school. The tune was hard to get out of one's mind and it distracted from the relevant question raised. Would it be better to be an Oscar Mayer weiner because then everyone would love you? Or better to not be an Oscar Mayer weiner because then you'd be quickly eaten?

People actually debated that without asking what seemed to me the more obvious questions: Is the premise here that the majority is singing that they're glad they weren't born as an Oscar Mayer weiner? And why single out that possibility when we could all name thousands of other things we're glad we're not? I'm glad I'm not an amoeba. I'm glad I'm not a warthog. I'm glad I'm not a chicken salad sandwich. I'm glad I'm not Jerry Sandusky.

Or is the idea here that these children might someday be given the option of becoming Oscar Mayer weiners? Exactly how would the biology on that work? If that's the case then I think the kid who doesn't want to be an Oscar Mayer weiner is right. But as was too typical in cartoons of yesteryear, someone wanted to sell the message that the group is always right and that the one person who takes a different viewpoint is a troublemaker. This commercial may be selling frankfurters but it's also selling the idea that independent thinking is wrong.

So watch it at your own risk. I won't be responsible if it corrupts your view of humanity. Or if you spend the rest of your life humming the jingle.

Today's Health Care Comment

My newest opinion is formed by reading all the geschrei from people saying that today's Supreme Court decision is the end of America. A lot of these people previously said that letting gays marry anywhere or that having any abortions be legal was the end of America. Some of them even thought that electing a black man or a Democrat was the end of America.

That opinion is that some people think America is a pretty frail, weak institution. I don't but they sure do.

My not-new opinion is that human beings die without affordable health care and that a society with any compassion or decency needs to make sure it's there for them. "Obamacare" is a mess of political compromises, not an efficient, durable plan but it's also a first step that no one else has taken. To have nuked it now, just because Republicans think that would help them win elections, would be to condemn a lot of people to death and/or medical bankruptcy. I'd be all for a good G.O.P. alternative if there was one but "repeal and replace" is the motto of those who will never replace.

Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink…

Devlin Thompson sent me this link which is to a form letter that the Monty Python folks sent out when there were advance protests about their film, Life of Brian. The protests were quite ridiculous and they struck me, as so many of these things do, as a case of so-called "leaders" pouncing happily on a topic they thought could whip up donations and some show of power.

I mean, you just know that when Jerry Falwell saw that tasteless parody Larry Flynt published about him [Falwell] having sex with his mother in an outhouse, the Right Reverend was not horrified and mortified as he later swore in court. No, he was all, "Hey, we can use this to get our flock mad enough to give us money!" The Life of Brian protests were of the same stripe and I was pleased to hear the Pythons say later that it had all been good for their box office.

I'll take issue with one thing in their form letter, though…

It [the film] does not ridicule Christ, nor does it show Christ in any way that could offend anyone, nor is belief in God or Christ a subject dealt with in the film.

No, it doesn't ridicule Christ but I don't think it's possible to show Christ without offending someone. And saying that the movie didn't deal with belief in God or Christ is like Russ Meyer claiming his films didn't deal with large bosoms.

Man of Letters

That's a panel from an issue of Superman drawn by Curt Swan but neither of those things matter to this post. What matters is the lettering in the panel. This was one of several trillion pages of comic art lettered by the late Ben Oda. I don't think Ben was the most prolific letterer ever in comics — I'd probably wager, if I had to wager, on John Costanza. But I also wouldn't bet against Ben on that because he might have been, especially if you counted newspaper strips. At one point, he was lettering twelve different daily strips — and not obscure ones; major features like Dondi and On Stage and Flash Gordon. I admired his calligraphy and I also admired Ben, if not for whom a lot of comic books would not have come out on time and a lot of artists would have had their incomes harmed as they waited for their lettering to get done. Ben always got it done.

What prompted me to write about Ben was that Brian Hayes did a nice post about the man and it made me feel guilty that I hadn't done a nice post about the man. I don't want to duplicate all the absolutely-true things Brian said about Ben so I'll just add a few things I know about him…

Ben loved his fellow comic book artisans. When I interviewed him and mentioned my connection to Jack Kirby, Ben practically threw his arms around me. He wanted to give me a hug to pass on to Jack, his one-time employer and one of the people who'd really treated him right, he said. Ben also had a standing offer that I thought was wonderful. About once a week (I am not exaggerating), Ben would be contacted by some comic book or strip artist who was trying to sell a new newspaper strip and was doing up samples and wanted to pay Ben to letter them. Ben's response was simple and consistent: Yes, I will letter them. No, I will not take your money. If you sell the strip, then you can pay me. He told me that since most strips did not sell, he felt guilty taking money out of the pocket of a fellow artist.

Ben was never late, especially if told that some artist (and it didn't even have to be a friend of his) needed work. Editors learned to tell Ben, "These pages need to be lettered overnight or Harry Splotchman, who's going to be inking them, won't have work tomorrow." Ben would get the pages done and personally drive them into New York City to deliver them. In fact, the one time he and I talked at length, it was at a comic convention in Manhattan on a Saturday. Ben made the trip in to deliver seven pages to an artist who was there and wanted to work on them over the weekend.

When Ben passed, DC Comics (and other clients) missed him in many ways but one was the sudden crisis in production. Ben was a vital component in the assembly line of comics and now he was missing. DC editor Joe Orlando told me this story.

Everyone had always assumed that Ben had a staff of folks working with him. I don't know where it came from but the assumption was that Ben had trained his wife and kids and maybe even the family dog to letter just like him. Given his awesome output, that seemed logical.

At Ben's funeral, Orlando decided he should approach Ben's family and let them know that DC wanted them to keep lettering for the firm. Joe knew that the production schedule would be devastated by the loss of Ben…but Joe was also concerned that the family had just lost its main source of income. So he told Ben's widow that she should send someone around to pick up lettering work.

She looked at him funny and asked, "Who would do the lettering?"

Joe stammered, "Don't you all letter? Haven't you all been doing a lot of that work?"

She shook her head. "We helped with erasing pages and ruling pencil guidelines but Ben was the only letterer." This was kind of like finding out that Walt Disney had animated Snow White all by himself. It eventually took about six people to replace Ben Oda at DC. But of course in a sense, no one ever replaced Ben Oda.

Today's Video Links

During camera tests for The Muppet Movie (1979), Jim Henson, Frank Oz and a few of their associates got to improvising…

[NOTE: When I originally posted this, I said these were done during the filming of the movie. Corey Klemow and Andrew Smith both wrote to tell me no, these were tests made to see how the Muppets would look on the big screen. I have adjusted the text here accordingly. Thanks, guys!]

Recommended Reading

This piece by Jason Brennan argues that everyone's theory of what's "constitutional" is pretty much whatever they want to have be "constitutional." Key quote:

It seems that almost everybody does the following:

1. Start with a political philosophy – a view of what you want the government to be able to do and what you want to the government to be forbidden from doing.

2. Take the Constitution as a given.

3. Reverse engineer a theory of constitutional interpretation such that it turns out – happily! – that the Constitution forbids what you want it to forbid and allows what you want it to allow.

I think Mr. Brennan overstates his case. I know lotsa Liberals who believe gun ownership should be seriously restricted but concede that the Second Amendment says what it says. I know lotsa Conservatives who believe pornography should be seriously restricted but concede that the First Amendment says what it says.

On the other hand, one could argue that those examples are also cases of conceding lost causes. Liberals know they're never going to get a serious restriction on gun ownership and Conservatives know they're never going to rid the land of porn. What Brennan says is kinda true for matters where people think they have a fighting chance.

Tomorrow on Stu's Show!

Photo by Scarlett Stahl

See those two people? One of them is noted animation historian Jerry Beck. The other is Emmy-winning voice actress June Foray. I'll leave it to you to figure out which is which but both of them will be guesting tomorrow with your amiable host Stuart Shostak on Stu's Show, the oft-plugged-here internet radio extravaganza. June will be talking about what it was like to win her first-ever Emmy at the age of 94. Jerry will be talking about the history of the Terrytoons animation studio — the folks who brought you Mighty Mouse, Heckle & Jeckle and Gandy Goose. This is a must-hear for the legions of Gandy Goose fans out there. If you're a lover of June Foray or Gandy Goose, here's how you can hear this thing…

THE FREE WAY: Tune in tomorrow (Wednesday) and listen at the Stu's Show website when the show is first broadcast. It starts at 4 PM Pacific (7 PM Eastern) and runs for at least two hours, maybe more.

THE PAY WAY: Shortly after the show is first transmitted, it becomes a podcast you can download at the Stu's Show website for a measly 99 cents. But while you're there, grab a bargain and grab four episodes for the price of three. If you missed Stu's recent chat with noted comedy writer and sportscaster Ken Levine, make that one of your picks.

But either way, listen. These shows are always fun and this one promises to be one of Stu's best. Even if you don't give a damn about Gandy Goose.

More on Roger

Here's a newspaper report about the hit-and-run accident that's put our friend Roger Slifer into the hospital. Very disturbing. Not that it wouldn't be a tragedy for that to happen to anyone but Roger is such a decent, friendly guy that it's horrible to think of something like this happening to him.