Caesar's New Palace

If you read this blog regularly, you're sick of me of telling you about my pal Frank Ferrante, who tours the U.S. with his unbelievable simulation of Groucho Marx. Well, for the next few months, you can be sick of me telling you about him in his other identity — that of Caesar, the outlandish host from time to time of Teatro ZinZanni.

Teatro ZinZanni is…well, it's more than a show. It's an experience. You enter a beautiful tent or room staffed by beautiful people, one of whom shows you and your party to your table. You eat superb food and you experience a live performance singers, clowns, acrobats, dancers and often-unclassifiable entertainers, all accompanied by live musicians. I guess some would call it a dinner show but that's selling it way too short. Maybe this will give you a brief sense of it…

There is a Teatro ZinZanni in Seattle. There was one in San Francisco and there will be one again. They had to close in one location and the new one isn't quite ready yet. And before the week is out, the new one in Chicago is opening with a show hosted by Caesar, aka Frank.

I believe he's scheduled to be there through the end of September and I'm going to try to get back to see him. The evening I spent at Teatro ZinZanni in San Francisco years ago is still vivid and warm in my memory. If you're anywhere near a Teatro ZinZanni, go. You'll like it. And take someone you like because they'll like you more for taking them.

Only Days Away…

Another article on the upcoming 50th Comic-Con in San Diego. I've been interviewed for a whole bunch o' these and I have six interviews scheduled at the con. I hope it always comes across that I enjoy the convention tremendously and think the folks who run it do the best job humanly possible.

"How do you think it's changed?" is the inevitable question. I think it's changed as the world has changed, as the comic book industry has changed, as we all have changed. Yes, there are elements of cons past that I miss but some of them — like sitting by the pool and talking comics with Will Eisner or Jack Kirby — were not endless and were going to disappear on us, no matter what. And some of the smaller, intimate experiences can be had simply by getting one's self to smaller conventions, of which there are plenty.

A friend unloaded on me the other day why he's not going to the con this year, just as he hasn't done for many years, past and future. He had a golden time at them in the eighties and it's not going to be like that again, in large part because he's not going to be 27 again.

At one con back then, he got an exciting job offer and he met Joe Kubert, who was his all-time favorite maker of comics. Not only that but he struck up a conversation with one of several attractive ladies then cosplaying (we didn't use that word then) as Red Sonja and that led to them sharing a mattress and each other that night. "You can't tell me all that's going to happen again if I go this year," he said…and he's right. I can't, especially since we lost Joe Kubert and since the Red Sonja ladies all started dressing like Harley Quinn.

But good things always happen at that convention. That's why I never miss it.

MAD(4) in Los Angeles

A few days ago here, I wrote this…

As you know, I'm a big fan of the 1963 movie It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World…though really only when it's on a big screen in an actual movie theater with a lively, packed audience. As far as I'm concerned, if you haven't seen it that way, you haven't seen it. I still recommend the superb Criterion DVD/Blu Ray release of the film with me and two pals on the commentary track…but please experience the film as God and Stanley Kramer intended it before you watch it in your den.

I am informed that between now and Halloween, there will be a chance for those in the Los Angeles area to see the picture on a big screen in an actual movie theater with a lively, packed audience. The details will be announced here as soon as I get them.

Con-Versation

Our pal Heidi MacDonald writes about the fact that we're all about to attend the fiftieth Comic-Con down in San Diego…and what that means.

Today's Video Link

Actually, it's an audio link disguised as a video link. Yesterday here, I told you a lot about the late, great Walker Edmiston, voice guy and kid show host supreme, and I embedded the theme song from his short-lived kid show. Records have two sides so here he is as his character Barky the Dog singing, "I Dreamt I Saw Khruschev (In a Pink Cadillac)." I don't care about this song anywhere near as much as I cared about the flip side…

Friday Morning

I've never set foot in Louisiana but I find myself very concerned for the folks down there who will be dealing with Hurricane Barry over the next day or three. There seems to be some optimism that the various walls and pumps that have been installed since Katrina will minimize the damage and loss of life…but there will be damage. And this is only the start of the hurricane season so Barry may be followed by others.

This is an awful way for human beings to live. We all have different priorities and we can argue about where government should expend or not expend its resources. Wherever "preparing for disasters" is on your list, it oughta be higher. Even if you don't believe the dire predictions about how Climate Change will increase weather-related disasters, we should be doing more about the ones that are already happening! Do it out of concern for people or do it because it makes economic sense not to allow towns to be devastated…but do it.

Possibly-Valuable Download Link

Much of next week in this country will probably be about the Mueller Report. It will be discussed a lot in the media and in our lives, even in some cases by people who've actually read it.

There are many places on the 'net where you can download a PDF copy of the whole thing but some of them are not searchable. It is said — I don't know if this is true — that the non-searchable version is the one released by the Trump administration. It is further said — again, might be true, might not be — that they did this deliberately to make it harder to read and to quote from…or something.

In any case, if you'd like a searchable PDF of it, you can download one on this page. Even with that feature, it ain't the easiest thing in the world to read. I may wait for the graphic novel version.

[UPDATE, TWENTY MINUTES LATER: Apparently, now there's talk that Robert Mueller's testimony on Capitol Hill may be delayed and not occur next week. Even if that happens, the link may be useful.]

Walker

This will probably not matter to you anywhere near as much as it matters to me but this is my blog so up it goes…

One of my all-time favorite performers was a gent named Walker Edmiston who in his day, probably worked as much as any actor who ever lived. He did a fair amount of voiceover work but rarely on famous characters. If he'd focused on just that, I honestly believe we'd now mention his name in the same breath as Paul Frees, Don Messick or a dozen other top thespians of that field. He was that good.

But he also did an awful lot of straight announcing work and he also did a lot of on-camera acting and he frequently dubbed other actors' voices for film and television. He was a master of the "voice match," filling in for other actors who for some reason were unavailable to dub their own voices into scenes that required audio replacement. Here's some of what I wrote here when he passed away in 2007…

You heard him constantly without knowing it was him. He did dozens and dozens of movies where they brought him in to imitate and redub another actor. For example, he looped Orson Welles in Start the Revolution Without Me. Once, when one of Mel Brooks's movies was being released, the studio wanted Mel to do the radio commercials but Mel was out of town so Walker went in and did an imitation, and everyone thought it was Mel Brooks. He was the announcer for years for the Stater Brothers market chain in Southern California. He was several of the Keebler Elves.

He did cartoons — Top Cat, Spider-Man, Plastic Man, The Flintstones, The Transformers and many more. Walker took over the role of Ludwig Von Drake after Paul Frees retired from it…and being an ethical person, he only agreed to take it on after talking to Paul and getting his blessing.

I knew Walker, though not as well as I would have liked. One of the many interesting things about him to me is that he did not care at all about stardom. There are actors who care about nothing but…but Walker was fine with anonymous jobs — which is what most dubbing and announcing is. He just wanted to work…and work, he did. His IMDB page lists 158 credits and I'd guess that's like 15% of everything he did.

There was only one time I know of when he really tried pushing his name to the public. In the early sixties, he was all over local Los Angeles television kid shows. He and his puppets (he made and operated puppets) guested on the shows of every local kids show host and for a period — I'm guessing 26 weeks or so — he did a program called The Walker Edmiston Show on KTLA, Channel 5. It was one of those shows done live and largely ad-libbed and the entire cast consisted of Walker and his puppets.

I have not seen an episode of this show since 1962 or 1963 at best. It was widely believed that all the episodes were lost forever but I'm on the trail of one episode that apparently survived. Anyway, in what follows, keep in mind that I have not seen an episode at least since the Kennedy Assassination.

I remember it as brilliantly funny and clever. Walker had various characters who took turns hosting it but the most frequent was a buzzard (I guess) named R. Crag Ravenswood who sounded a lot like Hans Conried. That's Ravenswood with Walker in the photo above. Sometimes, he'd be spelled by Kingsley the Lion, Barky the Dog or one of the others.

Okay now. In 1976, I was hired as a writer on The Krofft Superstar Hour, a Saturday morning series for NBC starring the Bay City Rollers and a plethora of characters from previous shows produced by Sid and Marty Krofft. Walker Edmiston had voiced many of those characters like Sigmund the Sea Monster and Dr. Blinky and most of the supporting cast of H.R. Pufnstuf so he was engaged to play those roles again. He also voiced the Slee Staks on the Krofft's series, Land of the Lost, and when I found out we had the Slee Stak costumes in the Krofft warehouse, plus we had the voice, I began writing them into the show.

Walker was never in any of these costumes, by the way. Other actors were and Walker — and on this show, Lennie Weinrib — did the voices live from a booth on the stage. On Krofft shows, the voices were almost never added later, which was a bit more expensive but Sid and Marty had learned it made for better synchronicity between character and voice.

The first day Walker was on the set, I walked up and introduced myself. Then I told him how much I'd loved that show he'd done on Channel 5. He said, "You can't possibly remember that show." I said I did…and to prove it, I sang as much of the theme song as they used on the show each week.

He was stunned. He said, "You must have gotten a copy of the record we issued of it. You couldn't have remembered it all this time." I told him I didn't know there even was a record. I had indeed had that song running through my head for well over a decade. Walker promised to dig through his garage and find me a copy of the record but he never got around to it.

If I had written this article two months ago, I would have told you (truthfully!) that though I had not seen even a second of that show for over half a century, I still remembered the part of that theme song they used on that show. But about two months ago, my pal Stu Shostak came up with a ten second video clip of the opening of The Walker Edmiston Show. So I got to hear a bit of it again.

And just within the last week, lo and behold, I found that someone — thank you, whoever did this — had a copy of the record and had put it up on YouTube. That not only gave me a chance to once more hear the first part which they'd used on the show but to hear the entire theme song which I'd never heard before and it is, of course, embedded below. That's Walker doing the vocal as three of his many characters — Kingsley, Barky and Ravenswood. It's a real catchy tune and if it runs around in your head as long as it's been in mine, you'll never get rid of it. Proceed with caution…

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  • No matter who's President, everyone likes to say "The President is not above the law." It feels like Trump is determined that soon, he will win at least one victory that will establish that he is.

Early Thursday A.M.

A few hours ago, I had a very nice conversation with my friend Ken Gale on WBAI FM radio for New York. We talked about the Pogo books I work on and all about MAD Magazine, veering occasionally into allied subjects. And despite my famously awesome memory, there's one moment in there when I can't come up with the word "colonoscopy," probably for Freudian reasons.

The show is archived and you can hear or download it on this page. You want the July 11 edition of Hour of the Wolf. It's a two-hour show and I come in around the halfway mark and we talk for an hour or so.

Grand Opening

Neal Adams is probably the most influential person in comics of his generation. He not only showed writers and artists new ways to create comics but he showed publishers and editors new ways to treat the talent. I could tell you about an hour of stories about how the industry was better for having him in it…and that's in addition to the fact that he himself did some very fine comics.

One thing about Neal: He's always been about something new and his newest venture is a store in Burbank, California that's having its grand opening celebration on Saturday. Neal Adams' Crusty Bunkers Comics and Toy Store is the place to be. Not only will Neal be there but the place should be crawling with celebrities from the world of comics.

The shop is located at 4710 W. Magnolia Blvd., between Pass and Cahuenga.  It's open from 11 AM to 7 PM and that's about all you need to know —

— except you may be wondering about that name, Crusty Bunkers. Back when Neal was doing a lot of comics, he attracted a mob of younger artists around him. Now and then, some editor at some comic book company would have a story that was running late. To make the deadline, Neal would gather together a group of those artists and under his supervision, they'd all pitch in and finish the art as a team, sometimes overnight.

The exact makeup of the crew varied from job to job and there were usually too many of them involved to put all the names into the credit box…so they were credited as the Crusty Bunkers, or sometimes "C. Bunker" or some variation. In honor of those Rescue Rangers, Neal has christened his new enterprise with their name. Isn't that nice?

I'm going to try to get by on Saturday. Hope to see you there…that is, if I can find you among all the folks from the world of comics who'll be swarming into the place.

Today's Video Link

Robert Klein had a cable talk show back in 1987. One week, his guests were three gents who were working for MAD Magazine — Mort Drucker, Dick DeBartolo and Nick Meglin. My thanks to the eleven of you (so far) who alerted me that this clip just popped up on YouTube…

Recommended Reading

Have you been reading all the scandalous charges against super-rich-person Jeffrey Epstein?  Yeah, me neither.  But I just read a few, the best of which was this explainer-type piece by Jane Coaston and Anna North. Leaving "innocent until proven totally guilty" aside, it's a pretty sordid story of, allegedly, a wealthy man raping underage girls and his wealth and connections shielding him from proper prosecution and punishment.

In ordinary times, this would be a Page One story in and of itself but we no longer live in ordinary times. Seems to me most people who've taken interest in it were most excited by the fact that Mr. Epstein caroused with the likes of Bill Clinton and Donald Trump. If you're a fan of one of those two men, you probably hate the other and are hoping the connection will tarnish the guy you hate.

In very few of the articles I've seen is there much concern for the many young victims…and only slightly more for the concept that a man could do such misdeeds and, because he's fabulously-loaded, get off with a slap on the wrist. (Least Surprising Thing: A lot of Epstein's lawyering has been handled by Alan Dershowitz.) One reader of this site who sent me a link to a story about Epstein wrote on the subject line, "Will this be the scandal that brings down Trump?" That should not be the greatest concern.

But when you have the time, read the article to which I linked to above. We may all need to get up to speed on this one.

The Hardest Thing To Find In The World Today…

…is a place to stay in San Diego during Comic-Con.  But there's an AirBnB listing here that might make someone wildly happy.  I assume no responsibility for this listing.  Just telling you it's there.

me on the radio

That's a photo of my buddy Ken Gale in his natural habitat: On the air.  For many years, Ken did a weekly radio program about comic books.  It was called 'Nuff Said and it ran on WBAI, which is 99.5 FM in New York. It was a wonderful show and it's not completely past-tense. Every now and then, Ken does another installment of 'Nuff Said and he's doing one tonight!

It starts at 1 AM New York Time, and runs for two hours. The first hour, he'll be chatting with writer-artist James Mobius about his comic, Punk Rock Alien Space Girl Adventures. The second hour, he'll be talking with me! We'll probably ramble through many topics but the main one will be what's happened (and may still happen) to MAD Magazine.

So the show starts at 1 AM East Coast Time, which means 10 PM out here on the West Coast…and if you live somewhere else, you can probably figure out the right time to tune in where you are. That's WBAI, 99.5 FM. It can be heard on any radio that can get that station or on the WBAI website.