Go Watch It!

Did you watch the Lou Dobbs interview tonight on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart? Well, whether you did or not, watch the extended version on the show's website. It's a very interesting discussion…on a level one rarely sees on television. Mr. Dobbs comes off much saner, I think, than he ever has in any TV or radio segment I've seen…which is not to say I think he's right. I don't think the anger at Obama is a logical consequence of past actions. I think Mr. Stewart is correct that it's a ginned-up outrage (fanned by folks who think it'll drive votes their way) and a confusion of losing an election with tyranny.

But don't go by anything I'm saying here. Watch all three parts of the video, which you can do by going to the Daily Show website. I'd post a direct link to that particular video but these Comedy Central sites are all configured in a bizarre, user-unfriendly fashion. The URL for this one has errors in it so I can't link you but you should be able to find it on your own.

Shots in the Dark

I like a lot of what Bill Maher has to say about politics, especially when he's talking about the kind of folks — politicians, pundits — that he comes into contact with due to his show and speaking engagements. It's when he gets into talking about nutrition and medicine that he goes all Orly Taitz on us…or maybe worse because Ms. Taitz, at least, has the value of being consistently and obviously wrong. Maher sometimes sounds like he knows what he's talking about with regard to diet and health…and if you can do that and you have a TV show, you can be dangerous.

He's posted a lengthy, rambling blog post about vaccination, trying to walk back some of the stuff he's said about vaccinations, particularly the current flu shots. He says we need to have a discussion about this kind of thing and he's right. I had mine with my doctor. If you have a physician you trust, have one with that person. Don't listen to a professional comedian…or anyone else on TV, for that matter.

Just because someone can get on television doesn't mean they know what they're talking about. Years ago when I worked on a so-called reality show (I say "so-called" because nothing is less realistic than a reality show), I learned about Quote Whores. That's the industry term for them. They are, basically, people with some credentials who'll say darn near any damn thing you want if it'll get them on television. Today, if you and I were producing a show with even a modest audience and we wanted to have someone with a degree and impressive credentials come on and say that eating Tootsie Roll Pops will regenerate a severed limb, we could find one. We could get a doctor or some reasonable approximation of one to come in say that for our cameras.

And of course, even when someone who does know what they're talking about says it on television, that's generic advice they're giving out. It's not meant to apply to you, in particular. Just most people. And you're not most people. You're you. Take a look at your driver's license if you don't believe me.

You may not want to read the Maher piece. If you do, please remember that I'm not linking to it because I think he's right about most things. I just think it's interesting that he's dug himself into a bit of a hole here and he's throwing dirt in all directions, trying to get himself out. In that sense, I guess I respect the guy a lot more than the ones who dig themselves into one of those holes, realize it…and think they can get out by pressing on, trying to shovel their way to China.

Will the Real Jerry Lewis Stand Up?

Jerry Lewis and Bernadette Peters.  In some show sometime.
Jerry Lewis and Bernadette Peters. In some show sometime.

A company called Infinity Entertainment has announced and Amazon is taking advance orders for a DVD set of The Jerry Lewis Show…but don't click on this Amazon link yet. My question is: Which Jerry Lewis Show? There have been many…

  • There was The Jerry Lewis Show we recently discussed here…the two-hour live talk/variety show that debuted on ABC in 1963 with enormous fanfare only to disappear thirteen weeks later.
  • There was The Jerry Lewis Show, a one-hour weekly variety series on NBC from 1965-1967.
  • There was The Jerry Lewis Show, a syndicated one-week "pilot" talk show in 1984 that did not turn into a regular series.

There were also a number of pre-1963 specials called The Jerry Lewis Show and this set could be a collection of them.

So which is it? The announcements and Amazon page don't say and if there's a webpage for Infinity Entertainment, it's doing a good job of hiding from Google. We see that this the set is supposed to have a running time of 780 minutes so that would seem to eliminate the '84 talk show. It only ran one week of one-hour shows. The various specials Lewis did in the fifties would also probably not total 780 minutes.

There are two problems with it being the two-hour 1963 show. One is that Jerry reportedly wanted that buried forever and I think he controls the rights. The other is that 780 minutes is not divisible by 120 minutes.

That would lead us to suspect that the set contains a half season of the '65 variety show…and it may. Or it may also be a conglomeration of different Jerry Lewis appearances all being packaged together under the title. Or maybe the thing isn't actually 780 minutes or maybe it's one of those products that gets listed on Amazon but never actually comes out. It's also worth noting that a couple of sites that are taking orders for this DVD list Jerry Lee Lewis as its star. So maybe this is all a DVD of The Jerry Lee Lewis Show and someone left out a Lee.

I've exhausted my sleuthing abilities here. If someone gets some info on what this set is actually all about, lemme know.

Which Reminds Me…

The previous entry made me think of this: The Complete Get Smart (5 seasons + extras on 25 DVDs) has been marked down by Time-Life from over $200 to $150. But I saw it yesterday at my local Costco for $114.95 and Amazon has it for even less. If you already bought it for full price…sorry about that.

Marlo Mania (Plus Bob & Ray)

TV Land is having a Marlo Thomas Film Festival for the next month or two, not only on the air but also on its website. This weekend on the channel, they're running what they consider the best episodes of That Girl, and you can also watch them uncut on the site for the next month or so. I've found that these shows don't hold up as well as some others but your mileage may vary. Here's what should be a direct link to the first episode. They also have some of the special features that are on the new That Girl DVD.

I'm even less impressed with Free To Be…You And Me, the award-winning 1974 special that Ms. Thomas produced and starred in, and which can also be watched over at the TV Land site. I agree with its message — that women should feel free to aspire to any job a male can do short of sperm donor — but the presentation of that self-evident truth struck me as pandering and overkill. Perhaps it needed to be said in such an obvious, overwrought manner but you'd like to think otherwise.

While you're over at the TV Land site, check out some of the clips from other shows they have up. But especially check out the one you can reach by clicking this link. It should take you to three and a half minutes of Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding on The Flip Wilson Show. Nobody funnier. (Bob and Ray, I mean. There were plenty of people funnier than Flip Wilson.)

Oral Exam

Some time ago here, I recommended a visit to the online Archive of American Television interviews, a series of oral histories that have been shot on video and which are now available on Google Video. The item I posted yesterday about the Emerson College and their Oral History of Comedy project brought some reminders (the first from Trevor Kimball) that more videos are being posted all the time from that other, also-worthy venture. The TV Academy is interviewing everyone who'll sit for them who was important in the world of teevee.

The present list of what's up on Google for viewing is available in the right-hand margin of the project's weblog. If you can't find a dozen videos there you want to watch, you just aren't interested in the history of television. The next one I'm going to tackle is the one with my occasional employers, Sid and Marty Krofft. Sid especially has had one of the most colorful, fascinating careers in show business and if he tells some of the stories he's told me over the years, that's an interview not to miss.

The Archive of American Television interviews are very long. For example, Carroll O'Connor's (which was recently posted) runs eight parts for a total of 3 hours and 47 minutes. That's a lot of Carroll O'Connor. You might want to experience these videos the way I do, which is to start one going, minimize the window it's in and then do other work on my computer, allowing the audio to run, radio-style. I should also caution you that a few chapters of these interviews seem to not have made their way onto Google Video…at least not in a way that a search will turn them up. At the moment, I can't find Part One of Larry Gelbart or Part Five of Milton Berle.

That's about all I have to say about this. So I'll just add that I wish someone was doing this with the pioneers of the comic book business.

Deal Breakers

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Earlier this year, I got semi-hooked on the NBC game show, Deal or No Deal. My interest went up and down but I generally enjoyed the show and managed to TiVo and watch every episode. I was struck by how its simple premise created such interesting scenarios, by the expert hosting of Howie Mandel and by the skill with which the producers made the thing work.

And — oh, yeah — there were also those 26 beautiful models. They mattered.

Yesterday was the close of Deal or No Deal's season premiere week. It aired multiple times with the top prize cranked up incrementally to six million clams. They gave away a lot of money on these shows and there were some genuine moments of tension…and once again, I found my interest coming and going…but mostly going. I think some of it's the repetition and some of it's the time-wasting moments. Early in each game, you have the contestant struggling with an offer in the low-to-mid five figures…and we all know they aren't going to take it. You can pretty safely fast-forward from the first Banker Offer to around the fourth or fifth without missing anything except some agony that is either bogus or needless.

I also find my interest impaired by my having attended a taping of the show, as reported here. Reading back over that post, I think I was too nice about how long they kept us there, how uncomfortable it all was, etc. The experience probably made me even more conscious of how "pasted together" (edited) the show is and I find myself looking at allegedly spontaneous moments, noticing edits and wondering, "Gee, wonder what actually happened there."

I still have the TiVo set to record each edition and for the time being, I'll still be watching. But unless something new starts happening, I think the ol' "skip ahead" button will be getting a good workout.

Lastly, a question: My understanding is that the offers from "The Banker" are calculated via a formula. The silhouetted gent you see on screen actually does nothing. Instead, as each case is opened and its amount is revealed, that number is entered into a computer program. When it comes time for a Banker Offer, one of the producers consults a screen which gives him a limited range and he can decide on any amount within those parameters. What he decides is relayed to Mr. Mandel on the phone and that's how the offers arise. My question is whether anyone has figured out the formula. There are a number of computer games that let you play Deal or No Deal on your computer or Gameboy or PlayStation3 or Waring Blender or whatever you have. Has anyone formulated a program that lets you calculate banker offers the same way the producers have them calculated? Just wondering.

Speaking of money, it's been a while since I posted one of these…

Friend of Mark's on TV Alert!

We mentioned here what a good job ventriloquist Ronn Lucas did on the Jerry Lewis Telethon and we said, and I quote myself: "David Letterman is about to do a week of ventriloquists on his show, probably not because he likes that kind of act but because he thinks they'll be easy to make fun of. I hope they'll book Ronn and I hope Dave lets him just do what does so well." Ronn's on tonight's show, probably with his reptilian friend, Scorch.

Smart Drawing

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Here, as sorta promised, is the Get Smart promo poster drawn by Jack Davis. This is the only decent likeness of Don Adams I can ever recall seeing anyone drawing. For a couple years there, NBC would put out a set each year with four promotional posters of shows from their schedule. The 1965 set, which included this one, is very hard to find, in part because one of the other posters is of Bonanza and it was painted by the great James Bama.

The Petrie Dish

This review is way late but quite a few folks asked what I thought of The Dick Van Dyke Show Revisited and I finally got around to watching it. I guess the answer would be that I had mixed reactions. I love those old shows and it was good to see those folks again and to have the show be remembered like that. Still, I'm not sure I like knowing what "happened" to each of them. There's something very nice about leaving Rob and Laura and Sally and Alan and all the rest in their own little time period in their own little world where Buddy, Mel and Jerry are still alive, and it sure seemed hard to buy (for instance) that Stacy Petrie had hooked up with Millie Helper or that Ritchie had moved back to New Rochelle, bought back his parents' old home and (apparently) decorated it to look just like it did in 1964.

On the other hand, I like that show and its cast so much that I am unable to generate any real negative feelings about the special. It's like criticizing your mother's cooking. If Carl Reiner says that's what happened to those folks, fine. That's what happened to them.

Well, I will carp about two things. Two deceased cast members — Morey Amsterdam and Jerry Paris — were billboarded at the top but a third, Richard Deacon, wasn't. I always thought Richard Deacon was one of the best things about the show and though his character, Mel Cooley, was mentioned in the show, it felt like he wasn't sufficiently recognized. Also, I can't recall ever seeing a show of any sort that integrated old clips into a storyline where the clips weren't (a) awkwardly set up and (b) mangled in the editing…and I still haven't. Watching Rob and Laura and the others "reminisce" and segue to excerpts, I cringed at how some wonderful scenes in wonderful episodes were chopped down…but then I thought: Anyone watching this probably knows these episodes by heart, maybe even owns the new DVD set that features each one in full. So maybe it isn't that big a deal. At least, it wasn't enough of a drawback to ruin how nice it was to spend a little more quality time with Rob and Laura Petrie. And if someone doesn't know those shows backwards and forwards, maybe this will get them to watch 'em on TV Land or purchase the DVDs.

Keeshan Legends

Here, just to tie together two recent topics on this page, is the cover of a Little Golden Record of Captain Kangaroo…with Mitch Miller and the Sandpipers. And I thought I'd answer a couple of messages I received asking about famous stories relating to Bob Keeshan. This one is from Mark Skertic…

Like just about everything on your website, I enjoyed your piece on Capt. Kangaroo. But given the history of the Keeshan's career that you outlined, does this mean the story often told about the last Howdy Doody show is not true? The story I've read several times is that on the very last show, Clarabelle ran around during the show with a sign promising a big surprise. Then, at the last minute, just before fade out, Clarabelle approached the camera and talked, for the first time, speaking the words, "Bye, kids?" So did that happen, and was that Clarabelle played by Keeshan?

Yes, Clarabelle did that on the last show in 1960 (He actually said, "Goodbye, kids.") but a gent named Lew Anderson was playing the role by then. Keeshan was long gone by then, having been fired in a purge just before Christmas of 1952.

In case you're interested in the chronology of Mr. Keeshan's shows: After being banned from Doodyville, he went off and took a job with his father-in-law but it didn't work out. He returned to television (local, in New York) in August of 1953 with a show called Time for Fun, in which the entire cast consisted of him as Corny the Clown, plus his dog. That was when he had to learn to speak on camera. Before '53 was out, he added a second show and a second character. On Tinker's Workshop, he played an old toymaker named Tinker. I've never seen any of these but Keeshan always told people that Captain Kangaroo was basically Tinker with more pockets in his coat.

Captain Kangaroo started on October 3, 1955. Most folks don't know it but that wasn't Keeshan's final characterization. During the 1964-1965 season, he turned up on CBS Saturday morning with a show called Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor looked and sounded exactly like Cap'n Kangaroo but he was a different guy in a different outfit and with a different set and supporting cast. (The set had a wonderful, elaborate toy train layout.) At the time, I wondered why Bob Keeshan was playing one guy Monday through Friday and a different but similar character on Saturday. When I finally met him, it was one of the first things I asked about and he told me the following story…

It seems that when Captain Kangaroo was launched, Keeshan had an unwanted partner. I think (but am not sure) he said it was related to the fact that the Captain had evolved out of the Tinker character so someone who had a business interest in that show wound up with a percentage of Captain Kangaroo. As he explained it, Keeshan was having trouble with this partner and finally decided he wanted to have total ownership and control of his character. He tried to buy out the partner's interest but when the guy declined, Keeshan threatened to give up Captain Kangaroo and to create a new character…one in which the partner would not share. The partner said, "You wouldn't dare," and Keeshan decided to go ahead with his bluff. When CBS decided they wanted to add a Saturday morning installment of Captain Kangaroo, Keeshan insisted he would do it as Mr. Mayor.

And he did. It was essentially a way to convince the partner that he was serious about abandoning Captain Kangaroo. "I was prepared to do that and continue as Mr. Mayor," he told me. "But what I really hoped was that it would convince him to sell out his interest in Kangaroo." That was how things played out. The partner sold out his share and the following season, the Saturday morning hour of Mr. Mayor was replaced by an hour of Captain Kangaroo. I always thought this was a fascinating story…how close Captain Kangaroo came to disappearing due to a business dispute.

Getting back to the urban legends, there are a dozen different stories around about Lee Marvin and Bob Keeshan serving together in the Marines. In most, they served heroically in Iwo Jima and were awarded many medals. In truth, Keeshan did serve in the Marines but never saw combat and never saw Lee Marvin. There are also stories about Keeshan accidentally uttering a naughty word or doing the show with his fly open, but as far as I know, those things never happened.

The Legacy of Rerun

People in show business love to tell certain kinds of stories that are true (or "sorta true") in order to explain how the field works. Fred "Rerun" Berry, who just died at age 52, starred in the TV show, What's Happening?, and in two separate series of show business stories. Some of the stories were about how his career started, the rest were about how it ended, and both kinds have served as valuable lessons to actors craving stardom in Hollywood. He was an oft-cited example of how every so often, you can get a starring role even though you're all wrong for the part.

When What's Happening? was first casting, the breakdowns described the character of Rerun as a skinny and slow white guy. The producers couldn't find that person but they saw Berry, who was an energetic, overweight black guy known primarily for his dancing, and they decided he had star potential. So they asked the musical question, "Well, why couldn't Rerun be a heavy-set black kid?" and then wrote that description and some breakdancing scenes into the script. This kind of course-correction only occurs about once out of every five thousand times an actor is considered for a part but it does happen, and agents and actors love when it happens because they want to believe that no job is ungettable; that if you're short, elderly and female, someone might still hire you to play Tarzan. Once, I observed in a class where a casting director was giving tips on how to audition. He told a roomful of wanna-be DeNiros, "Never think you're wrong for a role," and he related the Fred Berry story to suggest that if you don't fit the part, they'll change the part to fit you. Like I said, it does happen…just not very often.

The other kind of object lessons that have prominently featured Mr. Berry have to do with thinking you're a big star with infinite prospects when all you are is a flash-in-the-pan novelty. That's not as foolish as it may seem since there are flash-in-the-pan novelties that manage to stay around and make good money for many years. But again, we're talking about exceptions here…and this time, Fred Berry wasn't an exception. Whatever loot he made on the original What's Happening? went to bad investments and badder cocaine dealers. The way the story has been told — and I'm not saying I know this to be a fair assessment — he figured he was a superstar and that when his first series ended, there'd be another and another, plus movies and other gushers of cash. This did not happen.

There was very little demand for his services after the show went off in 1979. In fact, he didn't have another steady job in television until What's Happening? was revived in 1985. Though that version lasted a few years, Berry did not last with it. He felt he was underpaid and took to the pages of the tabloids to complain — and this was actually how he put it — that it was grossly unfair that he was almost 35 years old and not yet a millionaire. I'm not sure if he quit because they wouldn't make him one or if he was fired because he kept complaining but either way, there's a lesson there about actors who have an inflated idea of their own indispensability. Since then, when a kid on a series decides he's the new Travolta, someone will often take him aside and tell him the story of Fred "Rerun" Berry…and maybe he'll even listen.

There's probably more to these anecdotes than I've heard, but this is the way they're usually recounted. It's a shame Berry couldn't have received a residual payment every time one of them has been told. If so, he would have had that million dollars…and more.