My Tweets for 2012-02-23

  • Just at a newsstand. I may be wrong but I could have sworn I saw a magazine that didn't have Whitney Houston on the cover. #
  • Sitting in a Souplantation…waiting for it to be March. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-21

  • I like Twitter. I'm thinking of insisting my friends limit everything they say to me to 140 characters. #
  • In Michigan, Romney and Santorum are battling to see which of them will be the guy Republicans dislike less than the other one. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-19

  • Why is everyone who writes to me on Facebook so eager to have me test new Apple products? #

My Tweets for 2012-02-18

  • At a luncheon in honor of Lily Tomlin. The food was better last night at Five Guys. #
  • Dick Cheney now lobbying for Gay Marriage; plans to waterboard everyone who voted for Proposition 8. #
  • Nothing makes me more optimistic about the economy than the increasing intent of the G.O.P. to run not on money issues but on social ones. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-17

  • Today's potatoes are from Jeff Wyatt Farms, Blackfoot, ID. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-16

  • Looks like we'll eventually find out Whitney Houston was killed once by drugs and doctors and couple more times by cable news. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-15

  • And by that, I mean many polls over time and a much better chance than Romney. #
  • Santorum will not really be the G.O.P. front runner until polls show him with a much better chance than Romney of beating Obama. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-14

  • All the "pro-lifers" are suddenly for making birth control less available. Yeah, that'll sure reduce the number of abortions… #
  • Santorum: "Government cannot force you to pay for something that violates faith or beliefs." Where do I get my refund for the Iraq War? #

My Tweets for 2012-02-13

  • Wonder how many people watching the Grammy Awards know who named that trophy. It was Stan Freberg, recipient of a few. #
  • Happy birthday to Abraham Lincoln…the last Republican leader who didn't tell people how and with whom they should have sex. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-11

  • If the G.O.P. becomes the party that wants to ban contraception, not even Newt will vote Republican. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-10

  • The campaign to get Ellen DeGeneres fired has done the impossible. It's made folks think J.C. Penney is hip, modern and THE place to shop. #
  • I keep reading that Republicans don't like Mitt Romney. Maybe I'm wrong but haven't one or two voted for him? #
  • I just got notice of the annual Disney stockholders' meeting. It's in Kansas City in March and if I sell my shares, I can afford to go. #
  • Just fed Max the Cat for the fourth time today. At this rate, I'm going to have to take away his collar and get him a lap-band. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-09

  • Trump endorses Romney. Romney starts losing elections. I'm not saying there's a direct connection but… #
  • The G.O.P. establishment will not let Rick Santorum be the nominee. He'd rather ban gay marriage than taxes on capital gains. #
  • Rick Santorum would have done even better if he'd changed his name to "None of the Above." It's also safer to Google. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-08

  • Odd to see so many people who hold the wishes of our Founding Fathers sacred but who are dying to dismantle Ben Franklin's post office. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-07

  • Michele Bachmann says "I was the perfect candidate." And apart from the fact that even most Republicans wouldn't vote for her, she was. #

My Tweets for 2012-02-06

  • Once more, my Super Bowl prediction came through. #
  • My annual never-wrong Super Bowl prediction: I won't be watching. #