Category Archives: Tweets

Well, the Rapture didn't happen again so we'll put another hundred dollars in the jackpot for next time… — [Follow me on TWITTER]

If the deaths of Bin Laden and Qaddafi had occurred on a Repub president's watch, the GOP would be arguing he was the greatest prez ever. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

In the future, everyone will be the Republican front-runner for fifteen minutes.
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Fun to see Conservatives struggle with how Wall Street Occupiers are UnAmerican scum but Tea Partiers doing the same things are patriots. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Macabre but appropriate: I just learned of the death of Steve Jobs on my iPhone. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Palin not running for president. Comedians everywhere in mourning. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

My friend Roger is so right-wing, he doesn't want to elect any of the candidates at the GOP debates. He wants to elect the audiences. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

The G.O.P. is scheduling an extra debate. Someone there really doesn't like Rick Perry. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Newt Gingrich calls gay marriage "a temporary aberration that will dissipate." Gay people everywhere say the same of Newt. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Can't wait to see who'll make the worst "improvement" to their service tomorrow — Facebook or Netflix.   [Follow me on TWITTER]

The Sarah Palin book seems to have a lot of assertions of "fact" that are not true. Then again, so does the Sarah Palin person. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Charlie Sheen presenting at the Emmys? Hey, great idea. What could possibly go wrong? — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Someone needs to fix that plaque on the Statue of Liberty and add in something about letting the uninsured die. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Someone tell Geraldo and all the reporters that it's okay to cover a storm from indoors. Being out in it is just cheap theatrics. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Maybe Irene would be appeased if we did a human sacrifice of Geraldo. Worth a try. — [Follow me on TWITTER]