Category Archives: Tweets

Is the G.O.P. really planning to campaign on a platform of slashing taxes on billionaires but raising them on the homeless? — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Who is this "Kadaffy" guy I just found hiding in my basement? — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Warren Buffett argues to tax the rich more. The GOP response: The 3rd richest man in the world just doesn't understand how money works. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

If Tim Pawlenty was still demanding Barack Obama's birth certificate and denouncing Global Warming as a Martian hoax, he'd still be in. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

If the jokes about Michele Bachmann's glassy, non-blinking stare sound familiar, that's because last year, they were Nancy Pelosi jokes. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Twitter will not allow me to transmit a Sergio Aragonés drawing. This is because they all seem to have more than 140 characters. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

13% of Americans approve of the way Congress is doing its job. To put that in perspective, 15% approve of the way Leprosy works. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Just back from the market. You'd think $121 of groceries would have the decency to require more than one trip to bring in from the car. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Watched some of the G.O.P. debate and blowback. Apparently, a "gotcha" question is now anything the candidate would rather not answer. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

The new GOP reasoning: If good things happen, it's because we did them. If bad things happen…Hey, they occurred on Obama's watch. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

So, lemme guess: Obama gives Republicans about 90% of what they want and they call him intractable and dangerous because of the 10%. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

The Senate rejected Boehner's bill in record time. It topped the previous record held by the first girl I ever asked on a date. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

The Republicans in Congress are getting carried away. Now, they're even obstructing themselves. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Never mind the phone hacking. When is Rupert Murdoch going to apologize for Glenn Beck? — [Follow me on TWITTER]

This is funny: The 405 is closed and the other freeways are empty enough that they're having a high-speed police chase across them now. — [Follow me on TWITTER]