Category Archives: Tweets

This just in: Workers on the 405 say they're not reopening the freeway until Republicans agree to raise taxes and the debt ceiling. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

I had a bad connection on my cell phone today and I couldn't hear the other party. Oddly enough, Rupert Murdoch could. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Okay, they've just about cleared the 405 freeway. Now, just for a laugh, I think they should bring down a bridge on the 101. Surprise! — [Follow me on TWITTER]

In Los Angeles today, people are more concerned about the 405 shutting down than they are about the federal government shutting down. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

So are all these talks about raising the debt limit still about anything besides which side will be able to say they "won?" — [Follow me on TWITTER]

I'm reading right-wing sites and don't see much about the Rupert Murdoch scandal. Oh, well. I'm sure Fox News will cover it. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

I think the G.O.P. should refuse to raise the debt limit until Souplantation brings back their Creamy Tomato Soup. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Comedy Central has announced a roast of Charlie Sheen. Hasn't most of America been holding one for months now? — [Follow me on TWITTER]

The Fox News Twitter account was hacked? Well, that explains all the stupid stuff that's appeared there for the last few years… — [Follow me on TWITTER]

I'm a little tired of hearing "the government has never created a single job" from people with government jobs. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

L.A. Times: "Whitey Bulger, a savvy, feared fugitive, is found frail and paranoid." It's not paranoia if everyone IS out to get you. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Why is it that every time I stop my car for pedestrians in Beverly Hills, one of them is Larry King? Happened today at Rodeo & Wilshire. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

I keep saying Newt Gingrich will get the same number of electoral votes as me (i.e, zero). Now it's looking like I may beat him. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

If I were Al Gore, I'd call Anthony Weiner and offer him the time slot after Keith Olbermann. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

I feel sorry for Anthony Weiner. He goes through an entire sex scandal and he doesn't even get laid. — [Follow me on TWITTER]