Category Archives: Tweets

Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum: Another presidential candidate who will get the same number of electoral votes as me. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

NBC is bringing back FEAR FACTOR and Sarah Palin is touring America in a bus. Which one is scarier? — [Follow me on TWITTER]

I retract all predictions of Palin not running for Prez. Dick Morris of Fox says she won't run and he's never right about anything. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Advice to any politician with "fire in the belly" to run for President: Try Prevacid instead. — [Follow me on TWITTER]

Rudy Giuliani may enter the G.O.P. primary. Because there's nothing Republicans like more than a pro-choice cross-dresser. — [Follow me on TWITTER]