- Thanks to all who helped push Big Daddy's Kickstarter over the top. Your reward? A great CD and pride in having made it happen. 20:24:45
- Endeavour easily navigated millions of miles of outer space but it doesn't seem able to cope with the streets of Los Angeles. 19:35:29
- Just realized in a little over 2 months, it will be 12/12/12 — the last time a same number date like that will happen this century. 19:57:22
- Paul Ryan can run a marathon in 3 hours but he doesn't have time to explain his tax proposal to folks he wants to have vote for him. 22:09:30
- Today, I ate at the worst Chinese restaurant I've ever been in. How can a place not even be able to make decent fried rice? 20:39:02
- Just spoke with a Japanese named Louie who claims the Chinese hate chop suey. Not sure I believe him. 20:23:16
- I'm starting a campaign to get the new TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES cartoon cancelled so I can book Rob Paulsen on a Monday morning. 15:41:42
- Every time I see "Jake Gyllenhaal" on a billboard, I think of every agent who ever told a young actor he had to change his name. 15:42:42
- It was called a major humiliation in 2000 when Al Gore didn't carry his home state. Anyone notice how Romney's polling in all of his? 15:44:44
- Next, Romney's going to claim "I have nothing against those who don't pay income tax" and release his returns to prove he's one of them. 14:13:54
- Mormons like to baptize the dead. Tomorrow, they're doing Mitt Romney's campaign. 17:13:04
- Just ate a Chicken Teriyaki Bowl that had very little chicken, a fair amount of teriyaki and plenty of bowl. 19:15:01
- Never expected to see folks write about a new iPhone as if Apple wanted them to upgrade to a Dixie cup on a string. 07:57:24
- I'm getting sick of folks who champion Republican obstructionism complaining that Obama hasn"t accomplished more. 20:41:23
- When Romney says he'll keep the good parts of Obamacare, he means he'll "repeal and replace" with the same thing under a different name. 15:13:11
- They should hold all political conventions on Twitter and keep the speeches down to 140 characters. 11:13:01
- Are you better off than you were four Tweets ago? 16:09:47