- Y'know, if Clint Eastwood was the kind of man he plays on screen, his speech to the G.O.P. would have included his views on gay marriage. 11:32:48
- If I were Barack Obama, I'd invite Clint Eastwood to come on stage at the Democratic Convention and ask those questions to my face. 10:25:21
- Clint Eastwood. He talks to the trees but they don't listen to him. 17:05:24
- The G.O.P. should forget about Romney and just run that empty chair. It'll tell us as much about what it wants to cut as Mitt will. 17:07:02
- Obama's acceptance speech: They put an empty chair by him and he tells it, "Clint, you can afford to pay what you paid under Clinton!" 20:59:50
- Apparently, the new definition of "American Exceptionalism" says this is the only country where you can start a business or a family. 19:46:40
- G.O.P. advisor: "How can we stop Romney from giving the worst speech of the evening?" Other advisor: "Read my lips: Clint Eastwood." 23:13:24
- "Obama has waived the work requirement for welfare" is such a powerful campaign line that to some, it doesn't mater that it's a lie. 15:34:30
- Watching today's news. A lot of Ron Paul supporters seem to be losing hope that he'll be the nominee. 23:27:30
- Lately, it's like this: The earlier in the day you ask me a question, the more likely you are to get the right answer. 20:19:59
- If a hurricane forced a Democratic Convention to change plans, Pat Robertson would say it was God condemning the party. 20:30:27
- Too bad. Looks like Obama's not going to get to declare the Republican National Convention a disaster area. 03:08:01
- I like Robt Klein's line on what a hero Neil Armstrong was. Think of what he'd have made if his 1st words on the moon were "Coca-Cola!" 15:48:18
- Paul Ryan paid a higher tax rate than Mitt Romney. So did the homeless guy who sleeps outside the 7/11. 18:08:36
- Romney just flip-flopped on his decision of a running mate. Wants Howie Mandel instead. 18:39:31
- So the whole election pretty much comes down to less for the poor/more for the rich vs. less for the rich/more for the poor. 20:40:25
- I'm surprised. I thought Romney was going to outsource the vice-president job overseas. 09:34:43
- Mitt says Ryan's the "intellectual leader of the Republican Party." Yeah, like Moe was the intellectual leader over Larry and Curly. 09:55:34
- Elect Romney-Ryan. Because the Koch Brothers need a tax cut and old people have had enough to eat in their lifetimes. 09:58:04
- Romney says he'll push his own budget, not the Ryan budget — you know, the one Mitt promised he'd sign if Repubs could pass it. 12:12:48
- Retweet if you have no idea how to do a retweet on Twitter. 15:00:54
- I have a friend who says he'll believe Climate Change is real when it hits 200 degrees in L.A. He may be convinced by Sunday. 12:29:06
- Naked Randy Travis Arrested For Drunk Driving; Threatened to Shoot Cops. #notagoodcareermove 12:30:13
- I'm realizing that the thing that makes hot weather uncomfortable for me is listening to everyone tell me how uncomfortable they are. 19:44:08
- In tribute to Marvin Hamlisch, I'm going to do something no one else on Twitter has done today. I'm going to spell his name correctly. 16:49:09
- Happy 86th Birthday to the man I think is America's greatest satirist, Stan Freberg! 16:49:45