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My pal Hank Garrett played Officer Ed Nicholson on the classic TV situation comedy, Car 54, Where Are You? He just dropped by a few minutes ago and gave me a copy of the new DVD set of that show's first season. There were only two seasons and I think everyone should rush out and buy copies of this 4-DVD set. It's hilarious stuff and we want to make sure it sells well enough that they'll put out Season Two.

If I had to pick my five all-time favorite sitcoms, Car 54 would certainly be on the list. So would The Dick Van Dyke Show. So would Sgt. Bilko, which was the creation of Nat Hiken, who was also responsible for Car 54. If we have similar tastes in comedy and you aren't familiar with Car 54, trust me. Just trust me.

I've just had time to take a quick peek at the DVD but the picture quality seems to be quite good. There's also a great special feature: An interview of Hank and of Charlotte Rae, who was also on the series. Not many folks who are around were, so it's great the DVD producers got them to do this. They chatted with Robert Klein, who's a huge fan of the show, too. Hank tells a few of the cleaner stories about Joe E. Ross. There are apparently not many anecdotes about Mr. Ross that do not involve (a) hookers, (b) not knowing his lines and/or (c) doing something that those around him found grossly offensive. There are many tales that combine all three.

I'll probably write another rave after I get time to watch some of these. For now, here's the Amazon link. Go get one…or two…or more.

Sarah Palin is mad at a Conservative website for quoting her side of a story because they didn't quote it in full on page one and instead quoted it in full on page two.

Has anyone in the history of news reporting and media been so consistently misquoted as Sarah Palin? Every time she comes off stupid in anything, it's the fault of those damned, biased reporters.

Here's a link to a PDF file of a new CNN poll on what Americans think of the various political parties. They dislike the Democrats by a small margin. They dislike the Republicans by a hair more. And they increasingly do not like the Tea Party.

The 6.77 ct IF Clarity, D Color Diamond Solitaire Ring…only one million dollars and available online from Costco. And the nice part is they only have one so they can't expect you to buy in lots of twelve.

Also, it says "Costco.com products can be returned to any of our more than 500 Costco warehouses worldwide" but they also warn you…

When returning unique jewelry items, or items containing a 1.00 ct center diamond or larger, Costco warehouses may require additional time to verify the diamond, in which case a refund will be approved upon positive verification and as long as the item is not damaged or changed in any way (i.e. resized or reset). This process may require two to five business days.

Also, Gift Messaging is available.

I'm about to run off and direct a voice recording for The Garfield Show…day one of what looks like a pretty busy week here. The best part is that it will end with a trip to San Francisco and three days of WonderConning. If you're anywhere near San Francisco (or even if you have to drive a bit to get there), drop in at the best convention this side of Comic-Con International. WonderCon starts on Friday.

And if you're in that vicinity and interested in a career in animation voiceover work, I'll be teaching a class next Monday, April 4 at Voice One, a fine school 'n' studio where one learns such arts 'n' crafts. I think they still have room for a few more mouths in the class.

For those of you who can't figure out your Time-Warner cable bill, here's a simple explanation.

The New York Times is about to erect a paywall which will try to charge you for reading more than a certain number of articles per month on their site. I don't think it will work, partly because folks won't understand it and partly because they'll find a dozen different ways around it. This article discusses some of the routes that have already been located.

Just to remind you: We are entering the last week of the month in which the Souplantation and Sweet Tomatoes restaurants offer my fave, their Classic Creamy Tomato Soup. They have it for the entire month of March and then they usually have it for one week in October and that's it. I will eat there at least twice before the end of the month and I will get some "to go" and stash it in my freezer and when that's gone, I shall have to make do with other, lesser soups until October. Here's a link to see if there's a Souplantation or Sweet Tomatoes in your vicinity.

Nick Clooney's popular syndicated TV talk show in the seventies wasn't out of New York like I said. It was on WKRC in Cincinnati, not to be confused with WKRP in Cincinnati. Sorry, folks.

Dick Cavett has a nice story about Elizabeth Taylor. Even better, his article links to a piece by his late spouse Carrie Nye which she wrote about appearing in a TV-Movie with Ms. Taylor and her then-hubby, Mr. Burton. If you only have time to read one, read hers.

As I mentioned in the Dick Shawn piece a few days ago, I'm a big fan of the Broadway show (and movie thereof), Li'l Abner. Many moons ago, I interviewed everyone within arm's reach who'd worked on either and wrote a couple of articles that ran in the Kitchen Sink volumes that reprinted Al Capp's classic newspaper strip. There was one piece about the Broadway show and one about the movie.

Recently, I came across one of my files of research material and spotted one thing that I thought oughta be up on the web somewhere. It's the full cast list [PDF] for the motion picture, including all the little bit parts and such…though it doesn't include voiceover actors, unnamed bodybuilders, many of the dancers or Jerry Lewis. It does however have a lot of names that aren't in the IMDB listing. I have long since given up trying to add or correct anything in that worthwhile enterprise and I'm hoping that putting this up on the Internet is the next best thing; that the information thereupon will find its way to the IMDB by osmosis or symbiosis or some kind of osis.

You'll notice the cast list includes a couple of folks who later became pretty big stars, including Valerie Harper, Beth Howland and Donna Douglas. Let me know if you see anyone else of interest on there.

Not long ago here, I mentioned the fine work the UCLA Film and Television Archive has been doing in preserving and refurbishing The Shari Lewis Show. Even more blessed is what they're doing to preserve the legacy of my favorite performers in the world, a certain Mr. Stanley Laurel and his partner, Mr. Oliver Norvell Hardy. The Hal Roach studio, where they teamed and did most of their wonderful work was a fine venue for the flourishing of comic talent…but not so good at film preservation.

I could go into details but you can read about it over at this page, especially the piece by Richard W. Bann, who has done superhuman things to protect those classic films…but it's too big a job for one man. Also read Randy Skretvedt as he writes about something we've covered here in the past — the intriguing foreign versions that Stan and Ollie made of many of their movies, speaking tongues they didn't understand and adding new scenes for the overseas market.

It's amazing in this era of DVDs and "new media" that any library of great films is neglected or allowed to rot. So much that was previously written-off with the casual dismissal of "No one will ever want to see that junk" is now valuable…and there are studios scrambling to find decent copies of material they once neglected. These days, even if there's no current demand for a certain old movie or a certain old TV show, no one dares say there never will be. But studio execs, many of whom regard themselves as well-paid temps, often don't see the value in spending money now to preserve something they might not market for five years. It's kind of like, "Yeah, we should do it…but it'll make this year's balance sheets look less wonderful and that might affect my raise or bonus…and anyway, I won't be here in five years." That kind of thinking.

I've watched Laurel and Hardy's best films dozens of times and even their worst ones a lot. At some point, I became aware that what we can see today is often not the complete or best possible version of a movie. It's an edited, third-generation TV print where someone futzed with the main titles and the music. It would be a shame if the surviving negatives and film elements were allowed to decompose in an era where digital restoration (and therefore, eternal preservation) is possible.

A hotel magnate named Ben Bethel is running for the City Council in Phoenix. I don't know much about Mr. Bethel and his page of proposals to make Phoenix a better place is full of the kind of grand, "Wouldn't that be great?" ideas that most candidates for office have. If and when such candidates are elected, they wind up abandoning most, struggling to get 5% or 10% of their proposals implemented and declaring grand success if they succeed in one or two.

One of his proposals, which you can read in full if you scroll down that page, is to lure the Comic-Con International to Phoenix…as a six-day event that would commence each year on the Tuesday after Memorial Day. Personally, I think this is about as likely as me hosting the con in my garage. I doubt the convention will move out of San Diego, at least in my lifetime…but if it did move, it would probably move to a town that offered more than just more room…

Phoenix can't offer more room. The San Diego Convention Center currently has 615,701 square feet of total exhibit space and when the current expansion plans are completed, it will have expanded by a third. The Phoenix Convention Center is about half that size. (And San Diego has just as many days to offer. If a six-day convention is ever feasible, you could have one in San Diego just as easily as anywhere else. I'd probably wind up hosting 23 panels.)

If you're interested in the expansion plans for the San Diego facility, they've set up this website to explain and tout them. I am still in awe of how much that once-little comic book convention — the one I first attended in a hotel basement in 1970 — has meant to that city and how it has spawned so much industry and employment. Mr. Bethel is correct that hosting the shindig in any city is a major economic boon. He's just wrong that it's ever going to happen in Phoenix, even if the state does rescind its ugly, minority-hassling laws. Thanks to Shane Shellenbarger for the link to Bethel's campaign page.

I am, as you know, a big fan of a movie called It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. One of the things that made it so wonderful was, I thought, the music by Ernest Gold. Scoring a comedy is an art quite separate from scoring a drama or an adventure film and some lesser talents have thought, "Oh, the movie's supposed to be funny. That means the music needs to be funny, too." How wrong is that? Mr. Gold, who didn't otherwise do a lot of comedies, scored this one to accent the humor, not compete with it.

You may think you own a record or CD of the film's soundtrack. You don't. What seemed to be the soundtrack wasn't, for the most part, actual music from the film. They'd rearranged and rerecorded for the record…and anyway, it was less than 40 minutes. It's taken until now for someone to put together an actual soundtrack.

A company called La-La Land Records has just done a limited pressing of a real Mad World soundtrack. It's a two-CD set and the second CD has what was on that album. The first CD is 73 minutes of actual music from the film's score. You can read all about it, hear samples and order at this page. Order quickly 'cause they'll be gone soon.