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This runs one minute. It's the opening to an unsold pilot for a Dick Cavett show. If you were producing a show and you wanted to make certain it didn't sell, I'd imagine you'd come up with an opening very much like this one.

I never heard of this pilot. In his autobiography, Cavett, the host talks of an unsold pilot he did around the same called The Star and the Story but there's no mention of this one, which is alleged to date from 1967. If so, that would mean it came before Cavett even started doing his first talk show, which was a daytime program on ABC.

Bruce Reznick sent me this link today — thank you, Bruce — and noted that my pal Chuck McCann is in the cast. An hour or so later, Chuck phoned about something and I asked him about the pilot. He had only vague memories of the show and said, "We did it and almost immediately, we knew it wasn't going to sell so we all forgot about it. I don't think it ever aired. A few years ago, someone brought it out on a VHS tape along with an unsold Johnny Carson pilot."

So that's all we know about it, perhaps all we're likely to know about it. Have a look…

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Here's an amazing nine minutes from The Phantom President, a 1932 movie starring Jimmy Durante and George M. Cohan. That's right: George M. Cohan, the real James Cagney. Cohan was a great song writer ("Over There," "Give My Regards to Broadway," et al) and a popular entertainer and from all accounts, a pretty unpleasant guy to work around. Lorenz Hart and Richard Rodgers, who did the songs for the movie, sure felt that way. The film was supposed to launch Cohan into a movie stardom that would supplant his then-fading stage career but audiences did not warm to him on the screen.

The film stands as our best chance to get a look at the legendary George M. and here we see him singing and dancing a number about how we should all wave the flag and celebrate the fact that we're all free men. And just to drive the point home, he performs the number in blackface. Take a look and thank Shelly Goldstein for telling me about it…

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Sorry to hear of the passing of Alvin Colt, the great designer of Broadway costuming, at age 92. Mr. Colt designed what people wore in over 50 Broadway shows and countless off-Broadway and regional productions. His credits included Li'l Abner, Guys & Dolls, On the Town, Wildcat and so many more. Here's a recent profile of the man. It runs about eight minutes…

I met Mr. Colt a few years ago when I was hanging around the Forbidden Broadway folks. He struck me as a very modest man who felt genuinely privileged to have been a part of so much theatrical history. I wanted to talk to him about some of the shows he'd done — especially Abner — but somehow, we only chatted about the problems of clothing one's self when one is very tall. (Mr. Colt was noticeably taller than I am and I'm 6'3".) He said that one reason he became a clothing designer was because everything that came off the rack in his size was so ugly. Whatever the cause, I'm glad he got into that line of work because he did it very, very well.

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Tom Lehrer with a rousing song that's guaranteed to cheer you up…

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Tom Lehrer favors us with "The Masochism Tango"…

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I have a whole bunch of Tom Lehrer links to post here. This is Mr. Lehrer with a funny song about venereal disease…

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This is a trailer for the 1965 movie, The Loved One. This was a great, wicked comedy but you wouldn't know that from the trailer.

I spotted this trailer on YouTube and it got me to wondering if the movie was available on DVD. Turns out it is. It came out two years ago and for some reason, I never heard about it. Bet you didn't, either so here's a link to order a copy from Amazon if you're so inclined. That is, if the trailer doesn't sour you on the whole notion…

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Tom Lehrer performs the classic "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"…

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I linked to this a few years ago here but the link went away…so here it is anew. It's the famous sketch from The Soupy Sales Show featuring Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis, Trini Lopez and a lot of pie shells full of shaving cream. Guess what happens.

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And here's Craig Ferguson's speech to the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night. This runs a little more than 23 minutes but it's well worth your time.

At the Bookfest

I was wrong. It wasn't 185 degrees today at the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books up at UCLA. In fact, it was barely over the 175 mark. It was educational, though. I learned that it's hard to sign autographs when the gel ink in your pen is boiling.

The place was packed with book publishers, booksellers, authors and folks to buy items from the first three groups. Still, I think the ones who really made money today were the vendors with the $5.00 lemonade. Should ice, water and a spoonful of Country Time cost more than a comparable volume of Super Unleaded? Especially these days?

I attended two panel discussions. The first was entitled "State of Crisis: Can Government Work?" and the dais consisted of Nancy Snow, John W. Dean and moderator John Powers. (Michael Gerson, who'd been announced, did not show. No explanation was given.) Much of it consisted of Dean warning what he thinks may happen if John McCain is elected and, to appease the extreme right-wing of his party, has to appoint one or more right-wingers to the Supreme Court. The portrait he painted sounded pretty scary, even for Conservatives who don't think the president, whoever it is, should operate without checks and balances. After the panel, I got Mr. Dean to sign a copy of his new book on Barry Goldwater.

Later in the day, my friends Donna, Gordon and I went to hear a panel on the current presidential campaign moderated by Scott Kraft of the L.A. Times and featuring David Frum, Garrett M. Graff, Hugh Hewitt and Robert Scheer. It basically consisted of Hewitt predicting doom for the Democrats if they nominate Barack Obama and Scheer predicting doom for the Democrats if they listen to Hugh Hewitt.

I like and follow some Conservative pundits — in fact, I occasionally think Frum makes a surprising amount of sense — but Hugh Hewitt is not among them. He's always struck me as a guy who knows that there's a decent living to be made by telling a certain, narrow audience what they want to hear, and denying any facts that go counter to it. His new line is that Obama is too radical for America so to nominate him would be like — this is the analogy he used — the end scene of Thelma and Louise, driving off the cliff. He cited polls that say a hefty number of Hillary supporters say they will vote for McCain if she doesn't get the nomination.

I don't believe that. Not long ago, there was a moment when Republicans who didn't want McCain — Hewitt is one — thought there was still a slim chance he could be denied the nomination. "We'll vote for Hillary before we'll vote for McCain," said people like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter. And of course, once McCain locked up the nomination, they all fell in line and said not another syllable about voting for Hillary. In exactly the same way, most Democrats who back Hillary and now say they'll vote for McCain if she isn't the nominee will decide to back the nominee of their party.

Robert Scheer was quite interesting as he talked about why he, a former Hillary backer, is now rooting for Obama and somewhat confident of victory. The short version is that he believes a country that so overwhelmingly believes the country is on the wrong course — 81% in one poll — is not going to install a president whose policies and pledges so closely mirror George W. Bush's.

This, of course, reflects my viewpoint…and also those of most in the audience today. Hewitt kept saying that we were not typical of America and he alluded to other audiences he's addressed. It's true, I'm sure, that he speaks to groups that cheer where we booed and vice-versa…but in a country where more than 60% of the country thinks George W. Bush has been a terrible president (as opposed to 28% who like him) and where more than 80% say things are bad and getting worse, I tend to think we were more typical of the country than he'd like to believe or at least admit.

Later, I got one other autographed book. Stan Chambers was there signing his autobiography. If you grew up in L.A. when I grew up in L.A., I don't have to tell you who Stan Chambers is. For those who need an explanation, I'll quote something I wrote here a little while ago when I linked to a video clip of newspeople on KTLA, Channel 5 in this town…

…KTLA had some fine news reporters, especially a gent named Stan Chambers, who is unmentioned in today's clip but who did remarkable work. When there was trouble anywhere in L.A., Stan Chambers would be there covering it sooner than anyone else and from some amazing vantage point. When we had the famous police shootout with the Symbionese Liberation Front, the joke was that every other reporter was covering it from outside while Chambers was in the house with the suspects.

I told that to Mr. Chambers while he was signing my book and he laughed.

Then I spent the rest of my afternoon sitting at a table, signing Kirby: King of Comics for folks, some of whom knew of Kirby, a few of whom did not. Oddly, I occasionally have to explain to someone that it is not a book of my artwork. One lady who otherwise seemed rather normal couldn't quite understand how I could be the author of a book that I didn't draw. She seemed so baffled that she got me to wondering if maybe I had it wrong.

I had a good time today. I need to remember to clear my schedule enough next April to spend both days at the Book Festival. I missed a lot of good stuff yesterday because I had to work on a script. Then again, yesterday was hotter so maybe I'm glad I wasn't there.

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Well, how about a Flip the Frog cartoon? One dark day in the life of Walt Disney, his friend and lead animator, Ub Iwerks, was lured away with an offer to front his own studio. Iwerks produced a number of cartoons which were generally well-animated and largely devoid of memorable characters. He did 37 Flip cartoons despite a general lack of clamor among moviegoers. This one, "Funny Face," was released December 24, 1932 and it was the 31st in the series. I remember seeing it on TV when I was a small lad and being scared by the whole idea of having a mad scientist give you someone else's face. Today, it's a cute cartoon but I think you can see why Flip never caught on.

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Patti LuPone is currently starring on Broadway in the eight thousandth revival of Gypsy. Here's two minutes of it…

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Hey! It's Spike Jones and His City Slickers! And they're performing one of their biggest hits…

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Jim Newman is the guy who produces the excellent What's My Line? Live show that I've plugged many a time on this site. That show, by the way, has been extended through May 26 so if you're in New York, go.

Some months ago, Jim was telling me about one of the most surreal moments he ever witnessed on TV — a Beatles medley performed on The Cher Show by Cher, Tina Turner and Kate Smith. He just wrote me that it's up on YouTube and I can't help but link you all to it.

Attention, Yoko Ono! It's been reported that you're taking legal action over the use of a John Lennon song in the new Ben Stein documentary. All well and good…but how come you didn't do something about this?

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