Number one hundred and forty-nine in a series…
A Sign of the Times
Last weekend, I flew to and fro San Francisco and noticed something I'd never seen before. When you get off the plane and head for that room where your baggage takes a long, long time to tumble down a conveyor belt, you usually pass some limo drivers who are there to meet arriving passengers. They stand there holding up little signs on which they've chalked their passenger's name. But when I got to S.F., I saw five limo drivers and they were all holding up iPads, each of which had an arrivee's name displayed in a handsome font. And sure enough, there's even an app for that.
Hooray for Hollywood!

I spent much of yesterday out at the Hollywood Show (formerly the Hollywood Collectors Show) in Burbank. These are two-day weekend affairs where the great, the near-great and the once-were-great sit behind tables and sell autographs and photos and such, and their fans have the opportunity to buy those things and meet their faves. The folks wandering the aisles are often as interesting. I spent time yesterday with Chuck McCann and with Shelley Berman, neither of whom were there as vendors.
Among those who were: Valerie Harper, Billy Dee Williams, Martin Landau, Peter Lupus, Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson, Traci Lords, David L. Lander, Lainie Kazan, Piper Laurie, Sybil Danning and the Green Hornet himself, Van Williams. The whole list can be viewed at the website I'll link to in the last paragraph. There can be a discomfort if you want to say hello to a star (or even make eye contact) without purchasing a $25 signed photo but for the most part, I find these a lot of fun. The show usually has at least one Cast Reunion and this time, it was Starsky & Hutch, with appearances by David Soul, Paul Michael Glaser, Antonio Fargas and replicas of the famed Gran Torino. The lines were rather long and I think even the cars were signing pictures.
Most of all, there are nice encounters like the one I'm about to describe. My friend Shelly Goldstein, who is often mentioned here, is a huge fan of The Monkees and especially of Davy Jones, who was there. She stood in line maybe ten minutes to get a signed pic and to chat with him for a few moments…and when she got her few moments, she didn't talk to him about The Monkees. She mentioned his work as a lad in the musical, Oliver!
Here is a tip for those of you who are ever nervous about meeting celebrities. Anyone who's at all famous has certain comments and questions that they hear all the time. Stan Laurel, whose photo is never far on this blog, was in retirement said to have been very tolerant and polite as every single person who met him started their conversation by asking how he and Oliver Hardy teamed up. There are folks in the entertainment industry who are proud to have done many things but distressed that most people only seem to know of (or care about) one. I remember the first time I met Robert Morse, there was a look of delighted surprise when I started talking to him about something other than How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying. The same thing happened when I met Vincent Price and didn't immediately engage him on the subject of horror movies or when I met Don Adams and asked him not about Get Smart but about his old stand-up act.
Anyway, I was present and a witness when Shelly started asking Davy about Oliver! I could not only see but feel his face light up and I heard as he launched into a little a cappella rendition of "As Long as (S)he Needs Me," singing for her not just a few bars but the entire song. He was that happy someone wasn't asking him how Micky Dolenz was or which episode was his favorite.
Shelly was thrilled then and an hour or so later, she was thrilled again. We were walking by his table and Mr. Jones remembered/recognized her and ran over to give her a free CD (one of the ones he was otherwise selling for $25) because it had a medley of songs from Oliver! Short of offering free sexual favors, as I once saw a former Playboy Playmate do with a devout male admirer, that's about as nice as I've ever seen a celebrity be to a fan. Shelly is a professional writer and performer who has fans of her own…but in that context, in relation to Davy Jones, she was a fan and she was quite overwhelmed by his kindness.
I always witness a nice moment or two like that at one of these shows. My friend Jewel Shepard had many admirers around her, buying pictures and just being thrilled to meet someone they knew from movies and photos. She made some money she needs for medical treatments. Her fans got to meet (and help) someone they'd always wanted to meet. Works for me.
The Hollywood Show continues today, though by the time you could read this and get there, most of the celebs will be packing to leave. The next one of these is April 20 and 21 and I'll try to give you a head's up when it's approaching.
Today's Video Link
This arguably needs a Spoiler Alert. It's the last 25 seconds of "The Incredible Jewel Robbery," a half-hour episode of an anthology show called General Electric Theater. It was broadcast on March 8, 1959 on CBS and it represents the last real time the main three Marx Brothers appeared together on-screen. Incredibly, it was also the only time they all appeared together on any screen since A Night in Casablanca in 1946. In the interim years, there were a couple of projects in which all appeared (Love Happy, The Story of Mankind) but not in the same scenes.
The 1959 show was a funny caper film done almost completely in pantomime and starring Harpo and Chico as hapless crooks who disguise themselves as cops. Groucho, entering in the clip below for a surprise cameo, had the only line. (The man you'll see accusing them is, by the way, Benny Rubin who had a habit of appearing with great comedians and also being one himself.)
Shortly after this, the three brothers began filming on a TV pilot called Deputy Seraph in which they played angels. Halfway through shooting, production was halted because Chico was unable to perform. He had arteriosclerosis as was sadly evident in the few TV appearances he made before passing away on October 11, 1961. By that time, everyone had long since given up on Deputy Seraph. So since it never aired, these are the final moments of the Brothers Marx on-screen…
Whitney
Sad to hear of the death of singer Whitney Houston. I must admit that I don't know much more about her other than that she had a stormy life due to drug use and other mistakes but I sure enjoyed her singing.
I hope this is not an inappropriate time 'n' place to say this but something has always bothered me a bit about tributes to singers…and I guess we're about to see and hear many for Ms. Houston. To me, a tribute honors the person's work. I don't see how that is done when someone else sings the songs for which that singer was known.
If Whitney Houston had written the songs in question, that would be a performance of her work. If someone else comes out and sings "The Greatest Love of All," that's kind of offering a Whitney Houston presentation without any Whitney Houston in it. Imagine if when Rex Harrison died, someone came out and said, "To honor the fine work Mr. Harrison did, I will now play Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady."
Maybe this is trivial but I hope that when people honor her memory, it's done by presenting her work, not by proving someone else can sing the same songs well.
Great Photos of Stan Laurel and/or Oliver Hardy
Number one hundred and forty-eight in a series…
Uneasy Rider
I've received quite a few e-mails from folks asking me to comment on or promote two reader-initiated campaigns to right injustices in the comic book industry. One is a call to boycott the upcoming motion picture of The Avengers — and any other Marvel movie involving a character that was created or co-created by Jack Kirby — until Marvel comes across with a royalty arrangement for his children and a proper creator credit for Jack. The other relates to a sad tale involving a very nice, sad man named Gary Friedrich.
I don't really have much to say about the Kirby matter. Everyone knows that I think Jack should have shared in the success of the zillion-dollar properties that would not exist if not for him and that he wanted to be able to leave that kind of money to his kids. In fact, just about everyone I know, including a lot of folks who've worked at Marvel, thinks that. The family lost the first round of a recent legal action and an appeal has been filed. It'll be at least a year before we find out if there will be further rounds. If there are, I may be a witness so I don't feel free to go on at length about that case.
Gary Friedrich was responsible for the Marvel character, The Ghost Rider. That comic has been made into a very profitable movie with a sequel about to come out but Gary received nothing. Advised by attorneys that Marvel's acquisition of the property could be challenged, he filed a lawsuit, lost his first round and is now in the horrifying position of having to pay Marvel money ($17,000) that he does not have.

I know little about the merits of Gary's legal case but I feel sorry for the guy. He's a recovering (maybe I should say "recovered") alcoholic whose medical problems have severely limited his abilities to write or do any kind of decent-paying work. To put it in the most dignified way I can, he is needy. A few years ago, he was voted the Bill Finger Award, which I administer and which is given to a writer who like its namesake, did not receive the proper amount of recognition and/or financial reward in the industry. Gary certainly qualified. We also gave it to him because with the award comes a free trip to the Comic-Con International in San Diego. Gary could never have attended if he'd had to pay his way there and he badly needed the small amounts of money he could make at the con by selling old scripts and autographs. Those small amounts are now among the $17,000 that is being demanded of him.
Though I am considered by some an expert on this industry, there are many things I do not quite understand about it. One of them is the occasional adversarial position that some in power choose to take against people of limited means who at one point handed their company a property worth millions. When I first began working in the field, I was stunned by how a few folks at DC Comics — this is in the early seventies — had what I can only describe as an anger at Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster and an urge to punish them. Over and over, I was reminded of the scene in Oliver Twist where the title character dares to ask for more gruel ("More?") and Bumble and Limbkins immediately concur that he should be hung for the sheer crime of asking.
The analogy is not precise. Oliver, for instance, had not made Bumble and Limbkins very wealthy. They did not derive any part of their livelihoods from his creations. Still, there was that outrage that he was unwilling to starve in silence.
As I said, I do not understand that way of thinking. Didn't then, don't now, doubt I ever will. It makes a wee bit of sense from a business/legal standpoint, although even there it would seem to make more to have a mature, inarguable agreement with those who birthed your company's most valuable assets. Every single lawyer who has ever worked for a comic book company wishes his or her predecessors had done things differently; that the paperwork that secured the firm's claim to its characters was not so inadequate, sloppy, drafted with no vision of how the laws might change…or in many cases, lost or non-existent in the first place.
At times, they deal with this by making new, non-contentious agreements with the creators or their families, thereby creating a win-win situation for all parties. There is an aspect of this that goes to sheer human decency but even for those who see no value in that silly way of thinking, it's just good business. It removes any dark clouds over a property that some may shun because they feel it was built on Indian Land. It makes others who work for you more comfortable building on that land. It brings the creators into the "family" where perhaps they can make further contributions of value, creatively and/or promotionally. It removes all questions of ownership, some of which scare off partnerships and licensing. It sets a good example for current talent about how your outfit treats and honors those who contribute to its successes. And it's usually much, much cheaper for the company than fighting the folks you should be honoring in your retrospectives. Why spend a million bucks on lawyers to crush someone who'll settle for a third of that? It makes no sense to try and crush those people at all but especially not when it's not cost-effective.
There are those who are or have been in positions of power in the comic book industry who are proud to have done things the humane and smart way. I suppose I do and don't understand why there's any other approach. Perhaps some day in the future, I'll write a piece on why I believe these disputes ever reach the stage of filings and depositions when doing right by the Gary Friedrichs would almost always be less costly in terms of time, company image and plain ol' cash.
I have not spoken to Gary. It's difficult to talk to him because he's almost deaf and I wouldn't know what to say to him anyway. Obviously, I hope he is not destroyed by this. Obviously, I think Marvel would be wise and heroic not only to not demand money from him but to give the guy money as well as a creator credit. I don't have a dollar figure in mind but I'll bet there's an amount that would be statistically microscopic compared to what Ghost Rider has already grossed but which would allow Gary and his family to live in comfort and dignity.
Many of Gary's fans and friends have been sending him donations and you can do that on this page. If you have ever enjoyed his work on Ghost Rider or any of the many comics he wrote back in the sixties and seventies, here's a chance to say thanks and also to play super-hero via PayPal.
My Tweets for 2012-02-11
- If the G.O.P. becomes the party that wants to ban contraception, not even Newt will vote Republican. #
Today's Video Link
So…what do you wanna do today? How about if we go out to Coney Island?
Old L.A. Restaurants: Zito's
A couple of years ago, I was asked to contribute an essay to an online survey of "My most memorable meals." I decided to write about Zito's and to write this…
My most memorable meals would probably have more to do with who was across the table than what was on it. Get the right dinner companion and a two-fer coupon at Arby's can yield a more memorable event than Passover with Wolfgang Puck.
But, looking just at what was on the plate, I can't help but think of the best Italian restaurant of my childhood — Zito's, which was on Pico Boulevard in West L.A., two blocks west of Westwood. Mr. Zito ran the business end and Mrs. Zito was in the kitchen, whipping up a dark, brown meat sauce, the likes of which I've yet to encounter. It was rich and obviously cooked slow and long…and if I knew what it contained, I wouldn't be writing this, I'd be downstairs whipping up a batch.
Zito's went out of business in the seventies and, since then, I trek from Italian restaurant to Italian restaurant, searching for anything even vaguely like Mama Zito's masterwork. I've had some fine meals in my quest but, so far, no success in locating a clone. (Sometimes, when I sit down to plate of spaghetti in some obscure town I'll never again visit, I am of two minds: I, of course, hope the meal will be wonderful…but what if I find a sauce comparable to Zito's in a dive well off the Interstate in Jerkwater, Michigan? When am I ever going to be back there? How will I drag friends to that wonderful restaurant?
So far, this has not been a problem because I haven't found it. I've also looked closer to home and haven't found it there, either. Zito's building stood empty for a year…then another Italian restaurant moved in. It was and is named Anna's and, of course, I went there and found perfectly fine Italian food. But not like Zito's.
I asked the operators of Anna's and they told me that Mr. and Mrs. Zito had both passed away, as had the other members of the Zito family. They knew because I wasn't the first Zito's patron to inquire. Some had even (apparently) called representing major food corporations, hinting there might be Big Bucks if someone could come up with the recipe for Zito's meat sauce. Alas, no one could.
I told this story once to a restaurant critic. To my surprise, he said, "It's just as well. The recipe probably wouldn't have yielded the same results in someone else's hands." Good food, he explained to me, can be created from a good recipe…but great food is a function of the person who prepares it. In other words, the secret ingredient in Mrs. Zito's sauce was Mrs. Zito. She spent all day making it, no doubt, stirring it, tasting it, adding a pinch of this or a dash of that. "It's like painting," he explained. "I can tell you what color to paint a vase of flowers but that doesn't mean you're going to produce a Van Gogh."
I'm afraid he's right. How sad to think that Mrs. Zito took my favorite meal with her to the grave. On the other hand, I'll bet God's eating well.
Since I wrote this, Anna's has closed down and will be the subject of another post here.
From the E-Mailbag…
Someone named Lila writes to ask…
I see that Paul McCartney got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. The article said that he was voted the honor in 1993 but finally got around to accepting. But the article also said that his fellow Beatles got theirs years earlier. John Lennon, for example, got his in 1988. I don't understand that. How could you honor Lennon and not honor McCartney at the same time?
The Hollywood Walk of Fame, while I'm sure it's a great honor to most recipients, is basically a promotional vehicle. The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce wants celebrities to actually show up in person to accept them because that brings excitement and crowds and prestige to the area. They do a limited number of posthumous stars but if you're alive, they won't vote to give you one until you promise to be there for the unveiling ceremony. This is why David Letterman and Woody Allen (among others) have never been honored with stars while many lesser names have.
So the answer to your question is that Paul had never indicated a willingness to appear before 1993, whereas the other Beatles obviously had.
Someone has to submit you for consideration and there has to be some pledge from you that you'll appear. Then when they vote to give you one, you have five years to schedule your appearance…unless you're someone like Paul McCartney, in which case they'll rearrange the rules or vote an extension or whatever they did after Paul let the five years expire. The reason they give you five years is so you can work it into your busy schedule…but usually what it means is that you can arrange for the ceremony to coincide with the release of your new movie, the debut of your new TV show, etc. It is not a coincidence that Mr. McCartney has a new album being released at the moment.
That new album, by the way, is called Kisses on the Bottom, which is a line from the old song, "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter." Most of the album is old songs, including many by Frank Loesser. As my friend Shelly Goldstein reminded me, Sir Paul just happens to own Mr. Loesser's old music publishing company. So when those NBC stars were singing "Brotherhood of Man," the cash register was also ka-chinging at Paul's house, which is good. He probably needs the money. In fact, here's an Amazon link if you want to help the poor guy out by ordering the new CD or buying MP3s.
Another List Worth a Look
Low-Cost Lucy
Today only, Amazon is selling the complete I Love Lucy on DVD — 194 episodes on 34 discs — for $70.49. This is a set that retails for $240 and which Amazon usually sells for $128. $70.49 is about as good a price as you're ever going to see. I think it works out to around two bucks per Babalu.
My pal Vince Waldron tipped me off about this so I could share it with you. So instead of putting up an Amazon link that will get me the commission if you click and buy it, I'll put up one that will give the commission to Vince. Here it is. While you're at it, you might want to purchase his fine book about The Dick Van Dyke Show. It's easily the best book anyone will ever write about what may be the best situation comedy anyone will ever produce.
Great Photos of Stan Laurel and/or Oliver Hardy
Number one hundred and forty-seven in a series…
My Tweets for 2012-02-10
- The campaign to get Ellen DeGeneres fired has done the impossible. It's made folks think J.C. Penney is hip, modern and THE place to shop. #
- I keep reading that Republicans don't like Mitt Romney. Maybe I'm wrong but haven't one or two voted for him? #
- I just got notice of the annual Disney stockholders' meeting. It's in Kansas City in March and if I sell my shares, I can afford to go. #
- Just fed Max the Cat for the fourth time today. At this rate, I'm going to have to take away his collar and get him a lap-band. #