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Bruce Bartlett explains the 1981 tax cut in this country, which is often referred to as "The Reagan Tax Cut." And Bartlett's explanation of it is worth noting on account of he's the guy who drafted it.

S.F. Airport Blogging

This one's coming at you from San Francisco International Airport where I'm awaiting a flight home, exactly 24 hours after I got here. Just a business-type trip. The airport seems quite uncrowded since, I suppose, all of America is off watching pre-game shows.

Going through security, I had a brief encounter with a man whose uniform had gone to his head. He had insisted on patting me down because, he said, the full body scanner showed "something made of metal" in my pocket. I showed him what was in that pocket — a piece of paper — and he replied, "Well, sometimes paper reads as metal on the scanner."

I asked him, "Does metal ever read as paper?" He thought a second and said, "I don't know. If something reads as paper, we wouldn't check it." Gives you confidence, don't it?

I love San Francisco though I despair of ever mastering its geography. I can usually find my way around a strange town but the more I visit this one, the more bewildered I become. The one thing I know is that no matter where you go, no matter what direction you're facing, the next street over is always Polk. And in the grand tradition of M.C. Escher, if you walk somewhere and then walk back the same way, it's uphill in both directions. Still a great place to visit and I'm sorry WonderCon will be elsewhere this year.

Today's Video Link

Here's a half-hour of excerpts from The Tonight Show for New Year's Eve 1965, ringing in '66. Johnny Carson was (of course) the host of the show but you won't see a lot of Johnny in this. You'll see Ben Grauer reporting as he did in those pre-Dick Clark days, from Times Square. You'll see commercials. But most interestingly, you'll see the legendary First Fifteen.

During the Steve Allen and Jack Paar years, the program was an hour and 45 minutes, though not everywhere. Some local stations had a half-hour of news at 11 PM and some had 15 minutes. To fit in with both, Tonight worked like this: The show would start at 11:15. Then it would start over with a new opening billboard at 11:30. Stations that ran 30 minutes of late night news could join it at the 11:30 mark.

Over the years, more and more NBC affiliates went to a half-hour of late news. By the time Mr. Carson became the host, he was doing the first 15 minutes of the show (including his monologue) for less than half the country and that half didn't include New York or most other major markets. Eventually, as more and more stations stopped carrying what he considered the best part of the show, he decided things had to change. He told NBC to get their stations all lined-up to start at the same time. NBC said they couldn't arrange that. Johnny said in effect, "In that case, I may have a 15 minute flu every night."

Which is what he did at first. He'd announce he was ill and that he wasn't going on at 11:15 but hoped to be well enough to appear at 11:30. Announcer Ed McMahon and bandleader Skitch Henderson had to host the first fifteen minutes. Eventually, that became the format and Johnny dropped all pretense of sickness. His part of the show would just start at 11:30.

Apparently, this arrangement prompted more and more local stations to program a half-hour of news at 11:00 so before long, it wasn't necessary to do the First Fifteen for anyone. This made everyone happy except Ed and Skitch, who'd rather enjoyed having their own little network show every night. In this video, you'll get to see how that little show went and you'll see why it was no great loss…

Conspicuous Consumption

Hey, let's take a look at Five Luxury Items You Will (Probably) Never Own. What's kinda nice about it for me is it's also Five Luxury Items I Wouldn't Want…

A yacht? Never wanted one. The few times I've been on anything that might qualify as a yacht, I couldn't wait to be back on dry land. Even the most expensive was cramped and I just felt uneasy being on it as it swayed and rocked. I don't get seasick but I do like the feeling that I'm actually on the planet of my birth and I don't feel that way on small boats.

An island? Wouldn't take one if you gave it to me. What the heck would I do with it? Build a dwelling which, even after major expense, wouldn't have a tenth the comfort of my home? From my house, I can walk or easily drive to darn near anything I feel I need to make my life complete. If I want a feeling of isolation, I can just go around and tell people that I helped birth Scrappy Doo.

A watch? I haven't worn a watch since I was about twelve and I realized that I never really had a need to look at that thing I had strapped to my lower arm. About that time, my father's wealthy friend gave me a gold Paul Dominique watch that we had appraised for insurance reasons at about $2000.00. My father wouldn't accept money or gifts from this friend of his so the gift went to me…and since a 12-year-old boy really shouldn't be wearing a $2000.00 watch to school or anywhere, the present went into the family safe deposit box. I assume it's still in there though I haven't checked for about forty years.

A painting? I have two paintings by Jack Davis. What do I want with Juan Gris?

A jet? Same as the yacht. Once you get past impressing people with the fact that you own one, what's the point? Small, cramped, financially inefficient in terms of gas mileage…and the few folks I've known who had their own jet were forever having to figure out how to house their crew and have them available when needed. If I owned a private jet, I think I'd leave it parked at the airfield. I'd hire some extras to play my pilot and co-pilot whenever I had people over to see my private jet…and then once those people were gone, I'd run over and fly Southwest. Much simpler and cheaper, plus you get Rapid Rewards points.

So none of those five do it for me, I'm afraid. Right now, the only luxury item I want is a cell phone that doesn't drop the most important calls and bring the unsolicited sales pitches in loud and clear. But I don't think they make such a thing and if they did, I probably couldn't afford it.

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I agree with Conor Friedersdorf. Defeat will not cause the rabid elements of the Republican Party to change their tactics and neither will success. As Fox News and Mr. Limbaugh have demonstrated, there's just too much money to be made telling folks who are right of center that they're being victimized and that everything they hold dear, from life itself to Christmas, is under attack.

From the E-Mailbag…

Tom Landon writes to ask, and he isn't the only person who's asked me this lately…

I was saddened by the passing of Jerry Robinson and then Joe Simon, not just because I respect their contributions to comics but because we seem to be losing that whole generation of comic book creators. Is Stan Lee now the oldest person alive who's worked in comics?

Nope. Stan was born in 1922 but Sheldon Moldoff, who ghosted Batman for so many years for Bob Kane, and who also drew the first covers for Flash and Green Lantern, was born in 1920.

And Morris Weiss is still, happily, with us. Mr. Weiss was born in August of 1915. He started drawing comic books in…well, he says it was around 1945 after he served in the military but there's stuff in Timely Comics beginning in late '43 that looks like him and was signed "Morris Weiss." Prior to all that, he'd been assisting on various comic strips including Lank Leonard's Mickey Finn. Weiss later went back to assisting on Mickey Finn and took the strip over following Leonard's retirement in '68. Weiss himself retired in 1975.

Here's an article that was published last July about Mr. Weiss. There may be a comic book creator older than him who's still around but I can't think of who that might be.

Today's Video Link

Ah, we have here a complete episode of The Steve Allen Show from June 29, 1958. When I see shows like this, I'm struck by how much TV has changed in the following way. Today, if you went to any network and suggested a prime-time series that would open with the host and guest stars just standing around and largely ad-libbing for ten minutes, you'd find yourself out in the parking lot within moments. Actually, proposing a variety show at all might do the trick…but to suggest putting something this casual on the air would certainly end the meeting. Even The Jay Leno Show, which was about as close as they've come to that in the evening, opened with carefully prepared material.

This episode is most notable for the guesting by Don Adams, Tony Bennett and Oscar Levant. Mr. Levant was a delightful snide presence on a lot of TV shows of the fifties and early sixties. Professionally, he was a pianist but he wasn't always asked to play the piano as he was on this program. People just liked hearing him talk and complain about his health and make scathing sarcastic remarks about famous people. His sit-down chat with Steverino about halfway-through was staged to seem ad-libbed but obviously scripted as you can tell by the way Levant rarely takes his eyes off his cue cards. Still, I believe a lot of the lines on those cards are things he said on other shows in more spontaneous appearances.

That aside, there's really only one fully-written and staged comedy piece in this hour — a sketch that doesn't commence until almost 43 minutes into the hour. There's also an interesting musical number with Tony Bennett at the end that spills out into the streets of New York. Take a peek…

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Dahlia Lithwick covers the battle between Stephen Colbert and the Supreme Court of the United States of America. In terms of constructing a logical opinion, those folks in the black robes who gave us Super-PACs never had a chance.

My Tweets for 2012-02-04

  • At the end of the day, I'm tired of hearing sentences that begin with "At the end of the day…" #
  • My new catch phrase: "That's the biggest waste of money since Sheldon Adelson gave Newt Gingrich $10 million to run for president!" #
  • Bogus death rumors about Eddie Murphy. Right now, some actor is asking his own P.R. guy, "Why can't you get me that kind of publicity?" #

Sergio on Hiatus

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Fans of Groo the Wanderer and/or Conan the Barbarian were gladdened to hear recently that the long-awaited mini-series crossover of those two swarthy swordsmen was finally coming out. Issue #1 of four comes out in April…but then we're going to hit another delay.

The series is being done by Sergio Aragonés, Tom Yeates, Tom Luth and me. It could be done without either of the Toms or me but it can't be done without Sergio who is currently suffering from back troubles. You apparently get this condition if you sit at a drawing board sixteen hours a day for 50+ years drawing silly pictures. Anyway, Sergio is unable to draw at the moment, which is a little like you or I being unable to breathe, only more serious. He finished #1 of Groo Vs. Conan, most of #2 and about half of #3…and then the problem hit him. He could probably finish #2 and maybe #3 before they're due at the printer but…

Well, I'll let you in on a secret. After that first issue comes out, the others will be delayed until his back is better. This is a secret in the sense that Sergio doesn't know it yet.

He's recuperating in a hospital at the moment, doesn't have internet access, and won't know for a few days that I made the decision to yank the book off the schedule. This is to force him to take it easy and get better rather than to scurry back to the drawing table and work 'round the clock to make the deadline and by so doing, not recuperate. So if you're pissed about the delay, blame me or blame the backache…but don't blame the guy with the backache. Groo Vs. Conan #1 hits stores on April 18. Then the understanding folks at Dark Horse Comics will stick it back on the schedule as soon as Sergio is back to full drawing strength and you'll get the rest of the story. I'll announce here when that will be as soon as I have some idea when that will be.

When you see #1, you'll find at least one thing particularly amusing. As in Sergio Destroys DC, Sergio Massacres Marvel, Sergio Stomps Star Wars and other like series we've done, the Señor and I are characters in the tawdry drama…and in the first issue we did some time ago, Sergio winds up in the hospital, unable to work. I am well aware that Life often imitates Art but I worry when it imitates Groo.

Sergio's handiwork will be seen in the next issue of MAD and I think there's stuff already completed for the one after. He has not missed an issue of that magazine since #111, which was dated June of 1967 and he's not about to stop now. There may be some delay in Sergio Aragonés Funnies, the book he does for Bongo Comics…and again, I'll let you know when I know. I'm not sure if he'll be at WonderCon this March in Anaheim but we'll be playing Quick Draw! Friday afternoon at 2 PM with or without him. I'm hopeful for "with."

P.S., Added ten minutes later: I've already received three e-mails from folks asking me to forward Get Well messages to my partner. I'm sure he'd appreciate them but let's hold off for a little while. I'll post an address later where you can send such things.

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Michael Kinsley on what the Buffett Rule would accomplish and what it wouldn't. It wouldn't wipe out America's financial problems says Kinsley and I'm sure he's right. But this country is going to have to do a lot of things that on their own won't wipe out the deficit…and it's going to have to do a lot of them and maybe not just the ones that inconvenience other people.

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R.C. Harvey unpacks the history of the newspaper strip, Mary Worth. Mary has been around a long time and while her feature doesn't have a huge subscriber base, the folks who follow it really follow it. I was never able to read enough of it to see what they saw in it but there must be something.