Sunday Evening

Watching Recount, the HBO movie about the 2000 vote, I couldn't help but have the following thought…

An awful lot of people worked their asses off to make sure that George W. Bush prevailed in Florida. I'm sure most of them thought he won fairly and that Democrats were trying to steal the election, and that getting Bush certified as the victor was a matter of principle and fairness. I'm sure also that most of them thought that this was a matter of saving the world (or at least, America) from Al Gore and his agenda…because they'd be very unhappy with what would happen under a Gore administration.

George W. Bush is now extraordinarily unpopular. I don't mean just among Democrats. Independents think he's been a disaster and an awful lot of people who voted for him — twice, in some cases — now think he's the worst president of all time. I suspect his popularity rating is even lower than surveys say; that even some people who tell the pollsters they like him actually just like what they once believed he stood for…and cringe at what he's done to those causes and objectives. Three of my acquaintances who could not have been more pro-Bush in the last two elections are now angry with Dems for not impeaching the guy. Well, okay, we all back candidates who eventually disappoint us. That happens.

But the actions of the folks who worked for him in Florida during the recount period were extraordinary. Everything about that count was so damned sloppy. If they tallied the same pile of ballots three times, they got three different totals. Machines didn't work. People who were entitled to vote were refused. Ballots went wholly uncounted the first time, let alone received the ordered recounts. Somewhere amidst all those who helped deliver the state (and therefore, the Oval Office) to Bush, there had to be at least a few people who felt, as I do, that it was shameful that there were so many anomalies and questions about something as essential to the principles of this nation as an election. There had to be at least some who felt that the vote was impossible to calculate with any honesty, and it was all they could do to manipulate the recount so that Bush prevailed.

And somewhere in that few, there has to be at least one guy who was gung-ho for George W. Bush in 2000 and now, like those friends I mentioned, believes Bush has harmed this nation on almost every front: The war, the economy, the environment, you name it. Maybe this person has lost a loved one in battle. Maybe he's lost his home in the wild orgy of foreclosures. Maybe he's just horrified at the death toll in Iraq or watched the inept response to Katrina in New Orleans. Whatever the reason, he thinks Bush has done enormous damage…

I wonder how that person would feel today watching Recount. I wonder.

Today's Free Movie

Hey, wanna watch a pretty good Laurel and Hardy movie on your computer? Here's a link to watch the 1940 film, A Chump at Oxford. The only thing better than Laurel and Hardy is free Laurel and Hardy. This runs about 63 minutes.

Today's Political Thought

Hillary Clinton has a piece in the Daily News today entitled, "Why I Continue To Run." I don't really buy the innocent explanation of that comment that seemed to be hinting, "I'm staying in the race in case Obama gets assassinated" but I don't think she's out of her mind to think that she stands a better chance of beating John McCain than the Senator from Illinois does. There are some polls that suggest otherwise but there are plenty that support that claim.

The point I think she misses is that there does not seem to be any likely scenario in which she could wrest the nomination from Obama without fracturing the Democratic party and creating enormous ill will…and not just among African-Americans. Polls that show her winning states Obama might not win do not take that into account. They just presume she wins the nomination fair and square and with no charges of having stolen that nomination from its rightful recipient. I can't imagine how that could occur at this stage of the game.

I should also add that even if she would be a stronger candidate than Obama, I think he'll still do well…and there's a lot that can happen between now and November (including the selection of running mates, as well as the debates) that could raise or lower the "electability" of either. The fact that she might be the slightly stronger candidate now is not that significant.

This whole matter is very uncomfortable for me because I was always a tremendous fan of Hillary Clinton and would like to be again. I thought — and still think — that she's one of the smartest and most unjustly-attacked public figures of our time. But as a candidate for the presidency lately, she hasn't seemed all that wise, and I don't think it's just a matter of Obama winning the nomination. I think she's done an awful lot to lose it.

Today's Video Link

In the sixties, if you were a fan of Marvel Comics, you were probably a member of their official fan club, which they called The Merry Marvel Marching Society. It didn't do much…didn't even march anywhere. But it did have a jazzy theme song, which was recorded for the end titles of the first animated series of Marvel heroes. Here, someone named Matthew Hawes has taken the song and illustrated it with footage from that TV show and other cartoon appearances of Marvel characters…

Briefly Noted…

Those of you who are interested in the subject of low-cost generic drugs should take a look at this page over on the Snopes site. It'll send you to a number of other sources for info, including this page over on the Costco site. I should have remembered to mention that Costco is a great source of cheap prescriptions…and you don't even have to be a member to take advantage of their service.

Recommended Reading

Frank Rich returns (sorta) to his past as a theater critic in order to discuss what the current New York revival of South Pacific means today.

Happy Answers to Stupid Questions

…the Stupid Question, in this case, being "Who'll win the Reuben Award?" As every cartoonist alive expected, Al Jaffee won this evening as Cartoonist of the Year. Everyone in the room, I'm told, was very happy. Even Al.

Wiley Miller, who does the comic strip Non Sequitur, went ahead and congratulated Al in today's strip, which was drawn weeks ago. Here's a link that should take you to it, at least for a little while.

Dick Martin, R.I.P.

Dick Martin, the easy-going half of the comedy team of Rowan and Martin, died Saturday night at the age of 86. He had been ill for some time. In fact, one week ago at breakfast, his friend Gary Owens told me (sadly) that Dick probably didn't have long to live.

Obits like this one can give you the raw details of his life so I'll just add some personal observations. When Dan Rowan and Dick Martin teamed up in 1952, they were another in a long line of such teams that tried to replicate the success of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. There were hundreds of those parlays and most of them played a few night club gigs, then broke up and went into other lines of work. Rowan and Martin weren't only the most successful of that flood, they were darn near the only ones to last more than a few years.

The secret, some said, was that Rowan was a sharp businessman and Martin was genuinely funny and likeable. Dick Martin was, in fact, one of the nicest guys you could ever want to be around, with a loud, contagious laugh. He got along with everyone…and if the stress of any job ever got to him, he sure did a good job of not letting it show. I used to hang out occasionally on the set of Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, where it was not uncommon to see Rowan lose his temper and yell. And then along would come Dick Martin, breezing onto the set at the last moment, and the entire mood of the studio would lighten. He had that magic.

It served him well as a comedian and later, after the team split up, it worked for him as director of situation comedies. I got to know him a little when he was doing one of his early directing jobs, helming a short-lived sitcom called The Waverly Wonders. That show shared office space with a show I was writing, and Dick was always coming over to our quarters to chat, tell jokes and just to be sociable. One time, our associate producer greeted him by reeling off about a dozen of the filthiest-possible sex acts — a list, he said, of fantasies he'd had about Dick's wife, Dolly.

There was a pause and then Dick pulled out a pad of paper, began making notes and said — with the precision timing of one-half of a great comedy team — "Hey, I should try some of those." And then he broke into that loud, wonderful laugh of his.

Dick and Dolly were a wonderful couple. She's a former Playboy model who was one of the stars of the legendary movie, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. About fifteen years ago, there was a screening of that picture at UCLA with much of the cast in attendance, along with director Russ Meyer and screenwriter Roger Ebert. I took a cartoonist friend of mine, Carol Lay, and we wound up sitting in front of Dick and Dolly. As much fun as the movie was, it was even better to be eavesdropping on the Martins howling at the intentionally-funny parts of the film and convulsing at the unintentionally-funny moments.

That's what I've thought of ever since when anyone mentioned Dick Martin…the sheer joy that he and Dolly were sharing that afternoon. There's something beautiful about people who can be that happy.

That joy was, I think, the only reason Rowan and Martin were successful on stage. No one around them seemed to have much respect for Rowan as a performer. On Laugh-In, the crew cringed when he'd insist on playing characters and trying to be anything but a straight man. But to all those same folks, Dick Martin could do no wrong. It's sad to lose him and especially sad to lose that wonderful laugh.

Tonight's Political Comment

Like you, I don't quite understand why Hillary Clinton is staying in the presidential race to the extent of looking foolish and/or too arrogant to face reality. I guess it has something to do with believing she'd be a more "electable" candidate than Obama — a view which is at least supported by some polls. But the idea that she can beat McCain (which may be true) is being undermined by her clinging to the idea that she can beat Obama (which is almost certainly not).

Also (probably) like you, I didn't understand this statement she made the other day. Here, for its one-millionth quoting on the Internet, is the money quote. Reacting to the suggestion that it's time she dropped out of the race, she said..

My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don't understand it.

The second part of that statement outraged a lot of people and triggered a wave of calls for her to do the noble thing and quit the race. Most of the calls, it seemed to me, came from folks who already wanted her to drop out. I agree it was a foolish, offensive thing to say…but in a sense, so was the first part of that paragraph.

Yeah, Bill Clinton didn't drop out in May. That was because it was still numerically possible (probable, actually) for him to get the nomination. In fact, I'll bet you that Bill could have pointed to every upcoming primary and uncommitted delegate and told you with reasonable accuracy where he'd get enough votes to secure the nomination. He was always pretty good at counting.

She has every right to stay in the race…and I don't think she's doing as much damage to the party as some people seem to fear/hope. But she sure is making me think less of her wisdom, if not her devotion to certain causes that will not be realized if McCain wins.

Today's Video Link

Here's the trailer for Kill the Umpire, a 1950 comedy starring William Bendix as a baseball fan who becomes an ump and gets mixed up in all sorts of trouble. The movie was directed by Lloyd Bacon, who went from being a gag man and actor in silent comedies to directing some well-remembered movies like 42nd Street and Knute Rockne, All American. The screenplay was by Frank Tashlin, who went from directing Porky Pig cartoons for Warner Brothers to writing and then directing movies for Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis and others. Kill the Umpire is at about the same level of sophisticated comedy and has a few funny moments. Mostly, it's interesting for William Bendix, who was good in everything he did, including some pretty rotten movies.

This trailer is an ad for a company that sells the movie on DVD but you can see it this weekend on Turner Classic Movies. It runs at 1:15 AM Monday morning on my TV so that's probably 4:15 AM on the East Coast. See if this two minute snippet intrigues you and if so, set the VCR or TiVo.

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Speaking of Prescriptions…

I've occasionally complained here about the rising cost of health care in this country. It's a topic I've read a lot about, and I've come to the conclusion that the dire tales are not exaggerated; that there really are families in this country — and not a small number of them — who have their lives financially destroyed when someone in the family gets ill. This includes a staggering number who have health insurance and think it will cover every contingency. There are also those who die because they can't afford good treatment.

For many, the daunting cost is prescriptions. Some medications are prohibitively expensive. In the last year, I've had five separate friends in the position of not being able to afford the pills that their doctors believe they need. Human beings should not be in that situation.

Here's something that may help someone. I don't think it's been publicized much but some big chain stores have inaugurated generic prescription deals. The Ralphs Market chain, for example, has a long list of medications you can get at their stores at the lovely price of four bucks for a 30 day supply. One of these is a medication that I used to take. It's the one I wrote about in this item that cost me $10 for a 60 day supply because of my insurance but which ran $91.88 if you didn't have insurance. That's quite a savings. Here's a page that tells all about the program.

The Walmart chain has a similar program and so do the Target stores. There may be others.

Some of you probably knew all about these offers but none of my friends who couldn't afford their pills knew about 'em. They just thought a prescription was something you took to your Friendly Neighborhood Pharmacy and the price there was the price. In case there's anyone reading this site who thinks that way, I wanted to mention these new generic programs.

Super Prescription!

Bill Neville just sent me this. John McCain's medical records were opened briefly for press inspection this morning and CNN has an article up that lists the medications that he's taking. Here's the list and this is the exact same order they're given on the CNN website

  • Simvastatin, a cholesterol-lowering medicine
  • Hydrochlorothiazide, for kidney stone prevention
  • Amiloride, which preserves potassium in the bloodstream
  • Aspirin, for blood clot prevention
  • Zyrtec, an antihistamine, which he uses as necessary for nasal allergies
  • Ambien CR, used as necessary to help him sleep when traveling
  • A Multi-vitamin tablet

You will notice I've boldfaced the first letter of each item. This is not exactly how it's traditionally spelled — Captain Marvel didn't have the double "a" — but if you take those letters in the order CNN listed the medications, they spell out…

me on the radio

I'm still turning up on radio and radio-like talk shows to discuss Jack Kirby and that there book I done writ about him. Tomorrow (Saturday), I'll be doing it on Pop Culture America, which is heard on Blogtalk radio. The show starts at 3 PM Eastern time, Noon out in my neck of the woods, and I should be on around a half-hour into the proceedings and talking for maybe 15-30 minutes. This link will take you to a page that will probably get you there and have reruns after the fact.

Today's Video Link

In 2000, Conan O'Brien gave a commencement speech to the graduating class at his alma mater, Harvard. Way back in this post, we linked you to a transcript of what he said. Now, we link you to video of the speech. It runs about twenty minutes.

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Be a Superhero!

As you probably know, veteran comic book illustrator Gene Colan is ill and facing mammoth pharmaceutical bills and other related expenses. Gene is so beloved that a huge number of his friends and colleagues are pitching in to help him out. One way you can help — and maybe pick up a treasure for yourself in the process — is by bidding in the benefit auction currently being held. You'll want to go over to the blog of Clifford Meth for details. Bid high because you'll never get a better chance to help one of comics' true living legends.