It's never a good day when it starts with writing one of these about a good buddy. Rick "Shecky" Scheckman took sick a few days ago and now he's gone. He was a beloved friend among lovers of old movies and TV shows and a helluva nice guy. He was also a longtime friend and employee of David Letterman, starting way back in Dave's early NBC days and continuing to the very end of The Late Show with David Letterman.

He had many duties in that job but the main one was finding and coordinating film clips. If twenty minutes before tape time, the writers suddenly came up with a bit that required film of a monkey washing a cat, Shecky knew where to find it. He was, as a small number of people are in their jobs, utterly irreplaceable.

And as you'll see in the video below that the Letterman crew just posted, he was often pressed into service as an actor in sketches — sometimes dressed as Elvis, sometimes not dressed at all. Dave loved him. And when I visited with him up at Letterman's NBC offices and later at CBS, it was obvious the whole staff did too.

We stayed in touch mostly by e-mail but the last time I was in New York with my friend Amber, we met Shecky for lunch at a Benihana's. Rick and I talked about old movies for two hours while she consumed bowls of Benihaha fried rice. She understood almost none of what we were talking about but after, she said she just adored Shecky anyway — his enthusiasm, his love of film, his whole spirit. Everyone loved the guy for all of that.

Here's the tribute video. Caution: It starts with Shecky naked…one of the few times David Letterman ever seemed actually surprised on his own show…

Jerry Wardlow wrote to ask…

I've read on a couple of websites that in 1970 or around that time, DC discussed having Jack Kirby do a James Bond comic book and they also apparently discussed it with Alex Toth. You are usually cited as the source of this information so I wonder if you could tell us more about what sounds to me like it could have been a spectacular project. Do any preliminary sketches or plots survive?

No preliminary sketches or plots survive, at least by Kirby or Toth. That's because none were done, at least by those two men. I can't swear DC's head honcho (then) Carmine Infantino didn't have someone else do something before the idea was abandoned…but the talk with Jack and later Alex was just talk and not very much of it. Infantino had some sort of option on doing a 007 comic book as a result of a one-shot comic they did in 1963. I wrote about it here.

Well, now that I think of it, let me add this: Infantino said they had some sort of option. That's a long time for that kind of option. I suspect he found out that they'd had such an option once and it had expired…but knowing about it prompted some discussion about maybe getting it back. Whatever, he asked Jack if he thought it was a good idea and if Jack would like to do it.

Jack loved the Bond films — at least, the ones he'd seen as of 1970. He said he thought it was a good idea but that it shouldn't be a regulation 15-cent comic on cheap newsprint, which was then what DC published. What he described sounded more like what we'd call a graphic novel today. That format would enable them to reach an older audience and also to have the book contain the kind of sex 'n' violence that consumers expected of a Bond novel or movie.

He also wanted to edit it but not draw it…though I assume he could have been persuaded to do the first book. The name of Alex Toth came up but I don't think Jack especially wanted to work with Alex. I have a vague memory that he told Carmine, "Toth would be great but if you've got him, just let him do it on his own. I don't need to get involved with that." Later, Carmine did talk to Alex and maybe others but nothing came of it. I don't think DC would ever have done it in the format Jack wanted and it's possible it would not have worked, no matter who did it, as a 15-center with cheap printing and Comics Code approval.

It especially might not have worked if they didn't have the right to make Bond look like Sean Connery…and that was probably not available. At the time, Diamonds Are Forever was in pre-production and it was widely believed that it would be Connery's last time in the role. Roger Moore had not yet been selected to take it over…so what would Bond look like in a comic book then? It was not to be but it sure is an intriguing "What if?"

Lord Vinheteiro is that pianist you met here in this post — the guy who plays great piano while staring almost accusingly at the video camera. If I could play that well, you'd see me grinning so wide that I'd be at risk of swallowing my ears. Here he is with a medley of tunes from cartoons…

The other day — Tuesday, if you must know — I went to a doctor-type appointment in a big medical building.  In the lobby, there was a desk with some sort of security person behind it and in front of the desk was a person who was screaming bloody murder about the rule that you need to wear a mask to go any farther into this building than that desk. The guy was about forty and he was doing that thing I think is so foolish: Arguing about a rule with someone who doesn't have the power to change or suspend the rule.

He said, loud enough that you might have heard him, that studies have proved that masks don't do shit…and it's true. A few have, though their conclusions are disputed and they phrased it nicer. Studies have also shown that masks — especially the good ones — can be very effective. It's hardly settled law.

The security-type gent wasn't having any of this and when I headed up for my appointment, they were still arguing. And what intrigued me about the argument is that it was taking place in a medical building. In case you don't know what that is, it's a building full of people called doctors. On the floor where I had my appointment — and I'll bet this was true of most every office on every floor there — there was a sign that looked like this…

So this guy is there to see a doctor and the doctor put this sign on his door. I didn't talk to the complainer but if I had, I would have asked him, "Why are you seeking medical advice from a doctor when you don't even trust the sign on his door?"

I haven't seen him perform in quite a while but I still mention Lewis Black when asked what comedians I like these days. Here's his current touring schedule and as you can see, he's not appearing in my neck of the woods any time soon. When he is, I'll probably go because I always enjoy what he does. If you see he's coming to someplace near you, check out joining his little fan club because he makes good seats available at a reasonable price to its members.

And just to tide you over, here in its entirety is "In God We Rust," a special he did back in 2012…

I continue to just peek now and then at the news and what I see is amazing. I hadn't thought my opinion of Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and the whole Fox News gang could get any lower but, sure enough…

It's looking like there's an interoffice battle going on there to see who can do the most damage to the network's reputation and its chances in the Dominion lawsuit. I know they profit off a kind of viewer who wants to be lied-to and told that Trump won, January 6 was a love-in, Joe Biden thinks he's president but Donald is secretly running the country while at the same time, everything is a mess and all that's because of Joe's actions, etc. But there's gotta come a time when those viewers will go elsewhere for their Alternative Facts…

…but maybe not. There are still people in this world who think Nixon was innocent. If you want to see ten minutes of Jake Tapper doing a good job of debunking the current fibbing, click here. Still, there are sentient human beings who could watch those ten minutes and not be convinced.

And that's probably all I'll have to say about the news this week. I really can't take a lot of this. Posting on more important topics (like old comedians and comic books) may be sparse here for the next few days but as always, I will eventually make it up to you.

On this British talk show, John Cleese was confronted with three men who kinda looked and/or kinda sounded like his character, Basil Fawlty. He had to guess which one did the impersonation professionally. Can you?

I agree with this article by Matthew Crowley: The word "woke" is becoming increasingly useless since so many people use it with so many definitions…and often, definitions that are inconsistent from one instance to another. It's amazing how many polls ask about it with no stated meaning, thereby allowing respondents to define it any way they like. There are actually people who say, in effect, "I don't know what it means but I know I should oppose it."

I watch cooking videos on YouTube for the same reason a lot of people like to watch videos of daring stunts, incredible athletic feats or porn: To see others do things they themselves will never do. I used to be a passable cook but over the years, I have turned into a very poor one because, I suspect, I don't have the patience to do things right. Seems to me that you can't be a great or even a good chef if you don't enjoy the chopping, the measuring, the stirring, the braising, the frying, etc. I simply don't.

Cooking videos, at least, let me see how it's done in fifteen minutes or less because I don't watch the longer ones. I also get to see what goes into certain dishes that I might someday confront on a restaurant menu. As is oft-mentioned on this blog, I have many food allergies and it's crucial that I know what's in something before I decide whether or not to consume it. Cooking videos help.

But two things bug me about them. One is the ending of most where the chef has completed the cooking process and it's time for him or her to taste it and tell us how absolutely fabulous and wonderful and delicious and perfect it is. I'm also bothered by writers who tell me that about their own scripts like they're unbiased observers.

And secondly, an awful lot of cooking videos go like this: "Today, I'm going to show you how I can make a better Whopper than Burger King" or "I'm going to make better Panda Express Beijing Beef than Panda Express" or "I'm going to make a better Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar than Arby's."

First off: Why?

You're trying to replicate and improve on something that was designed to be made cheap and fast. All you have to do is spend more time and money on it. I'm sure you can make a better quarter-pounder than McDonald's just by putting in more than a quarter-pound of beef and buying higher-quality meat.

But if I want one, will yours cost me $5.49 and can I be eating it and an order of great fries in ten minutes? Can I grab one by detouring through a drive-thru on my way to somewhere else?  Can I get your burger in a Happy Meal that includes a toy?  Bettering fast food is aiming at a real low target. We who buy this stuff buy it for value and convenience more than great quality.

Oh — and because we don't feel like cooking. Lately, I don't and if I did, I don't think I'd spend the time and effort to whip up something I can get with a six-minute car ride or have DoorDash deliver. I've sometimes gotten delivery from Five Guys in fifteen minutes.

I can't make me a burger and fries that good in fifteen minutes, especially since my kitchen is not set up for it. You, maker of online cooking videos, spend hours every day in yours so when you say, "You can make this from items you probably already have in your kitchen," that's true…for you. When you tell me I need to add a tablespoon of balsamic vinegar to something, that's a trip to the market for me…

…and a whole bottle of balsamic vinegar (minus one tablespoon) that will then sit in my cupboard taking up space until months/years from now when I throw it away. YouTube Chefs keep saying they never allow "unitaskers" (implements only good for doing one thing) in their kitchens but for folks like me, a tin of corn starch is a unitasker. Fresh nutmeg is a unitasker. A non-stick muffin tin is a unitasker. I'm just never going to cook so often that it could be otherwise.

I've gained valuable knowledge watching cooking videos. I've learned what I can't do and what not to eat. They're very valuable to me…just not in the way their makers intend.

The controlled demolition of the comic strip Dilbert's client list has been the subject of much recent commentary. For a solid overview of what happened, read this piece by Michael Cavna and Samantha Chery. For some observations on the racial/racist aspect of all this, read Lucian K. Truscott IV.

In the meantime, Dilbert creator Scott Adams is sounding increasingly like a guy who has a lot of needless issues. People who aren't like you are only a problem if you insist on getting upset that they aren't like you.

As you may know, I love "old" Las Vegas, back when it was run by The Mob or by guys who wanted to project the image of being mobbed-up. There's a lot to love about current Vegas but not nearly as much.

Las Vegas was 75 years old in 1980 and that's when the video below was made. It was produced for the B.B.C. and it's all about the town turning 75. You'll see a lot of buildings that ain't there no more and there are also interviews with Liberace, Wayne Newton, Neil Sedaka and others…

I didn't see Chris Rock's much-talked-about special the other night but I think, among the various news clips, I saw all of his verbal slapback at Will Smith. So I guess the next question is whether Smith is going to try and let this die or if he's going to somehow try for some sort of peace treaty. The various apologies I've heard outta Will Smith sounded like he was most concerned about the matter harming the box office take on his movies…but maybe that's not proving to be a concern.

Here briefly is my usual complaint about folks forecasting the next presidential election way before it's time. Articles that say Trump can't be denied the G.O.P. nomination or even the White House again are saying that so many factors — including but not limited to indictments or even convictions — can't change the trajectory of this election. I don't think that's the case.

A number of folks have written me to say they had bad experiences at the Hotel Pennsylvania the last decade or two. That's not surprising and it's all a piece of the decline of what was once a great place to stay. By the way, did you know that the hotel had a working TV studio in it the last few years? Comedy Central did a lot of shows — including one of Jordan Klepper's — from what had previously been a ballroom at the Hotel Pennsylvania.

Lastly for now: We're eighteen days from the first day of WonderCon down at the Anaheim Convention Center just a snowball's throw from the Disneyland Matterhorn. Badges are still available and the schedule will be up soon. I'm still planning on being there and hosting a few panels. They're all set but I haven't figured out yet how to get down to Anaheim. Knee problems are preventing me from driving these days and my friend Amber, who's coming with me, also has a problem in that department. We may be in for very expensive Uber rides there and back.

Guess I'm in a New York mood today. Here's a profile of Utopia Bagels, a firm which claims to make 100,000 bagels by hand each week. I'm a little skeptical of the numbers but their bagels sure look good in this video.

Alas, I'll probably never taste a freshly-made Utopia bagel. I never have any other reason to visit Queens and I sure ain't making a special trip there just for a bagel, no matter how wonderful it might be. They presumably have them in some Manhattan shops and I can order them shipped out this way…but notice I said "freshly-made." It has been my observation that a great bagel is only a great bagel for about 18 hours, 24 at most. Any older than that and they're all about the same.

Right now, the Goldbelly company will ship me a baker's dozen for $59.95, which works out to…well, you can do the math. They'll take 72 hours to get here and by the time I eat the last few, they'll be indistinguishable from any bagel I can buy in L.A.

So I shall just gaze longingly at this video. And I'll marvel at how if you were making a movie and casting someone to play the guy in charge of this place, you couldn't do any better than Scott…

The first time I ever went to New York was in the summer of 1959. My mother took me on a trip to that city and then on to Hartford and then Boston. In New York, we stayed at a hotel on Seventh Avenue between 50th and 51st Streets. It was then called either the Taft Hotel or the Hotel Taft depending on where you looked. At the age of nine, I found that very confusing. These days, it's called The Michelangelo.

The second time I went to New York was the summer of 1970. My then-partner Steve Sherman and I flew back there on Sunday, June 28 and we stayed at the Statler-Hilton, which was located at 401 Seventh Avenue across from Pennsylvania Station and Madison Square Garden. It opened in 1919 as the Hotel Pennsylvania and changed names several times but it was back to being the Hotel Pennsylvania when it closed for good on April Fool's Day of 2020.

There was much talk of preservation and refurbishing and renovation both before and after the closure but as The New York Times explains…

Bit by bit, floor by floor, the building that once rose 22 stories over Penn Station is shrinking before the city's very eyes. The black netting draped over its ever-diminishing brick is like a magician's handkerchief; once removed, it will reveal — nothing.

Behold: The Great Disappearing Act of the Hotel Pennsylvania.

Steve and I picked the Statler-Hilton because our first comic book convention — The 1970 Comic Art Convention — was being held in its penthouse meeting rooms on July 3, 4 and 5. At the time, Steve and I were assisting Jack Kirby with his then-forthcoming new creations for DC Comics. We were also working with a crooked (as we later found out) operation called Marvelmania International that was selling Marvel-based merchandise…or as we now call it, "merch."

So we spent the days before the con visiting the offices of DC Comics, Marvel Comics, MAD magazine, Steve Ditko and a few other businesses or people. Beginning on or around July 1, we had another roommate with the arrival of our friend, comic book artist Mike Royer.

Mike flew to Manhattan and bunked with us at the Statler-Hilton while he tried to secure work from a couple of New York publishers. Kirby was hoping that some or all of this work for DC would be inked by Mike but the folks at the company said no. In fact, they said "no" pretty firmly. That was never ever going to happen…

…until it did about a year later. One thing I learned early about creative fields is that "Absolutely not" usually means "Absolutely not at this moment" and "never in a million years" could expire as quickly as in a week or two. I was once told by a senior executive at Hanna-Barbera that I would never work for the studio again and that I was banned forever from the building. This ban was firm, absolute and in full force for about fourteen minutes.

In later years, I was a guest a couple of times at comic conventions at what was by then, back to being the Hotel Pennsylvania. When I was such a guest, I stayed there for the duration of the con and any days before or after I wished to spend in Manhattan. When I went to New York and was not attending a con at the Hotel Pennsylvania, I usually stayed in or around Times Square. That was a lot closer to places I was going on those trips — places like publishers' offices or Broadway theaters.

Still, my last few trips east, I thought about staying at the Hotel Pennsylvania…and not just because it was cheaper. Despite its age and all the wear and tear, it was a fascinating place to stay. So much history. So many interesting stores and ballrooms and tourists. The wi-fi seemed to be powered by a hamster on a treadmill and the rooms didn't seem to have been cleaned since my 1970 stay but I didn't care. Of all the hotels I've stayed at in New York, the Hotel Pennsylvania felt the most like staying in New York.

And now, it's vanishing floor by floor. Every floor on which I ever stayed may be gone by now.

I am not one of those people who believes that every place about which any person ever had a fond memory must be preserved forever. Old buildings are often torn down to make way for much better buildings…and it's possible that what will eventually be at that address will be much, much better.

I just remember that the first few times I took my dear friend Carolyn to New York — a city in which she'd lived for a couple decades — we stayed in fancy places in or around Times Square. And then one year, we stayed at the Hotel Pennsylvania because of a convention there and she was so much happier. It wasn't that she hadn't liked the more modern ones but our first night at the Penn, she turned to me and said what I just said above about how it really felt, for all the right reasons, like being in New York.

That's not a reason to preserve an ancient hotel that might eventually have fallen down out of sheer old age. It's just a reason to remember it fondly…because I remember Carolyn fondly.

A group called Postmodern Jukebox favors us with their rendition of the theme from The Flintstones…with a little Andy Griffith Show for reasons which should be obvious.¹

¹I often say "…for reasons which should be obvious" when I have no friggin' idea what those reasons are.