Yokumberry Tonic

I post here often about the Reprise! series that stages musicals up at Macgowan Hall at U.C.L.A. They do very fine shows there, as witness their current production of Li'l Abner, which I sturdily recommend. It runs through the 17th and seats are still available. I'm not sure if it still works but a few days ago, if you went to Ticketmaster and entered the word DAISY in the coupon space, you got a nice discount. Maybe you still can.

On Saturdays, the 2 PM matinee is preceded — from Noon 'til 1 PM — by an educational program on the history of the show at hand. Last Saturday, my pal Miles Kreuger hosted a great panel discussion with Charlotte Rae (who was in the original Broadway show), Stella Stevens (who was in the movie based on it) and Julie Newmar and Hope Holiday (who were both in both). Over on this page, they will soon be posting an audio podcast of this conversation. As of this moment, it's not operative.

Also on that same page, you can make reservations for this Saturday's program, which will be a lecture on the history of the Li'l Abner comic strip, Broadway show and movie, delivered by that great Li'l Abner expert, me. It's priced right. It's free.

Off the Table

Here's an e-mail from Brian Trester that deserves a public answer…

From what I have read in your strike updates, it seems to me that the WGA does not seem to respect animation writers or the field of animation. It seems to me they (the writers of animation) always get shafted and dumped as part of the compromises. I know you're a big name in writing for animation so my question for you is if I was solely an animation writer, why would I continue to support the guild when they always dump my demands in order to reach a better deal or just a deal with the motion picture people?

I maybe misunderstanding this and be 100% wrong, but that's what I perceive has gone on in the last several contracts, including this one. Also has there ever been talk of Animation writers forming their own guild to look after their needs since they seem to fall through the cracks quite a lot?

Brian, I was smack dab in the middle of the WGA's attempts to organize Animation Writers from about 1978 through the early nineties, and I've been watching the situation since then and occasionally helping out. Within the Guild, there's often a tendency for people to focus on their specific work area — feature writers who care only about feature writing, sitcom writers who think the WGA should expend all its capital on the needs of sitcom writers, etc. Apart from being neglected in that context, I have never seen any disrespect shown to the field of writing cartoons. When I was out lobbying various Guild officials and influential members to address the issue, I got back nearly 100% enthusiasm. It wasn't everyone's highest priority but everyone was in favor of it.

Unfortunately, there is the Art of the Possible. We're governed by labor laws, most of which favor the status quo. I was heavily involved in two major efforts — one to get the National Labor Relations Board to permit what is called Craft Severance. That means carving a group of employees out of one union (in this case, Local 839, the Animation Union) and allowing them to join another (in this case, the WGA). We lost in a very puzzling, illogical decision. Later, there was an attempt to do exactly what you ask about…form a guild for Animation Writers. Again, it was back to the same N.L.R.B. hearing rooms. This time, we won the battle on the regional level and then got reversed, via another of those illogical rulings, at the national. To make it all more baffling, a major part of the reversal was later reversed but there are other obstacles to trying that route again.

A union cannot do the impossible, and I am satisfied the WGA has done its best. I'm also satisfied that they're going to keep at it and that further inroads will occur. The Writers Guild will never represent all cartoon writing — it doesn't even represent all live-action writing — but it will represent more in the future.

I think you're wrong that they always dump Toon Writers' demands to reach a better deal in other areas. As far as I can tell, this latest negotiation is the first time anything relating to Animation has been a real demand. Actually, in many of its past negotiations, the WGA has been denied the opportunity to even present real demands of this kind. This time, it was able to make some and the one relating to Animation Writing among the first ones out of the briefcase. Yes, it eventually was taken off the table but I think this is the first time it ever really got onto the table. A number of past Guild advances suffered similar fates before eventually becoming reality.

One last thing. There's a limit to how much any union can do to improve your lot as a writer. There are studios that work off a financial model of delivering the cheapest product and often by screwing over the people who work for them. There's only one real way for a writer to avoid being abused by this kind of company and it's not "work hard to get WGA representation there." That's not going to happen with a certain kind of employer. The way to protect yourself is not to work for them. Some jobs are just like marinating yourself and leaping into the lion's den, and you shouldn't be surprised when you get gnawed upon.

Loose Change

Lately, everyone running for public office — Democrats and Republicans alike — seems to be campaigning as The Candidate for Change. They mention "change" more often than the panhandlers outside Canter's Delicatessen.

And what's odd to me is that the candidates rarely bother to emphasize that they're (presumably) talking about change for the better. I mean, no matter how bad things are, someone could change them for the worse. Supposing a candidate was in favor of banning all delicious food, giving everyone in America a case of whooping cough, letting everyone out our prisons and issuing them a loaded howitzer as they leave, replacing our currency with bowls of gravy, nuking one random U.S. city per week and banning all TV programming that does not include Tom Arnold. That would be a platform for change. It would also be the old Lyndon LaRouche platform but never mind that now.

It's good to be open to change and willing to change…but change just for the sake of change is kind of simple-minded. And I've come to think that when a candidate says that, it's because they and/or their handlers have decided that the American people are simple-minded.

If we believe this recent AP poll (and the others take you pretty much to the same place), the country is really disgusted with George W. Bush and Congress. Bush is at an all-time low, even with Republicans. Overall, he's at 30% and Congress is at 22%. I suspect the latter number is misleading because it encompasses two disparate kinds of dissatisfaction: Some voters are mad at Congress because of all it's done to oppose the Bush agenda and some are mad because it hasn't done more. Also, as the above-linked article notes, "[Congress] usually has lower ratings than the president because it is an institution people love to criticize. Many have negative views of Congress while still supporting their own House and Senate members." This country may report strong disapproval of Congress but we're going to vote to re-elect an overwhelming majority of those people.

But clearly, we aren't happy with two of our three branches of government…and if they asked about the judiciary, they'd probably score just as poorly. At some point, some focus group testing of us must have realized that we've started to salivate at the mere mention of the word, "change." We're so desperate to have confidence in someone in Washington that we aren't even thinking about making the wrong kind of changes. We should. Because we so often do.

Today's Video Link

Did you ever wonder how they came up with the name for Kellogg's Raisin Bran? Yeah, me neither. But I always love to hear the voices of Daws Butler (who plays Mr. Jinks in this spot) and Don Messick (who plays Pixie). Here's a vintage cereal commercial…

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Software Search

Hey, maybe you can help me with something. That is, if you own and know about BlackBerry handheld devices.

I'm looking for a good "notes" program for it…something on which you can enter notes and tasks and a "to do" list and maybe even maintain your calendar. The ideal software — and I'm not sure anyone makes this — would have a PC Desktop interface and could be synched up via the web. Back when I had a Pocket PC, I used a program called PhatNotes that was ideal for this. When I chose to upgrade to a BlackBerry, a salesguy told me (falsely) that he was reasonably sure PhatNotes had a version that would run on a BlackBerry and that if they didn't, there were several other programs that would give me the same thing. Well, there is no PhatNotes for BlackBerry and I've yet to find anything comparable. If you know of one, send me a note. Maybe I'll even pick it up on my Blackberry.

me on the radio

I'll be on Stu's Show this afternoon for a while, discussing the resolution of the Writers Strike. Stu's Show is the keystone program over on Shokus Internet Radio, our favorite online station. It can be heard live on your computer beginning at 4 PM Pacific Time, which is 7 PM back east and other times in other places. Stu Shostak and I will be discussing the strike at the top of the program for 20 or 30 minutes and I know you'll want to listen in, which you can do by clicking on this link at the appropriate time. The show then repeats throughout the rest of the week in (most days) the same time slot.

Wednesday Morning

The other day here, I wrote about receiving the first printed copy of my new book, Kirby: King of Comics and instantly finding a typo. I hope no one took this as any sort of criticism or complaint about its publisher or any of the fine folks who worked on the book. This rule — when you first open your new book, you find a typo — is something I've been saying for years and it applies to every book from every publisher. There's something about the finality of it finally being printed that causes you to suddenly notice mistakes that weren't visible when it was possible to fix them.

I wrote about this many years ago in a column that was reprinted in my book, Superheroes in My Pants. And of course, when I got the first copy of that book from the printer, I instantly found a typo.

Let the record show that I am enormously happy with my new Kirby book. I have never been reticent to complain mightily about companies or editors with (or for) which I work and I have zero beefs this time. If you're a writer or you want to be a writer, I hope you someday have as fine an experience as I've had with my editor on this one, Charlie Kochman.

Today's Political Thought

I'm watching Barack Obama give a speech in Madison thanking his supporters for whatever delegates he won tonight. This follows a speech by Hillary Clinton thanking her supporters for the delegates she's just added to her column.

I'm honestly torn as to the question of which of them would make the better president. But jeez, he is so much better at giving a speech than she is.

Yogi Berra, Notwithstanding…

The Writers Guild still has to vote the new contract in but the strike is over. I have no idea how they got all those ballots and proxy faxes counted so swiftly but they did.

Back From Voting

I hadn't planned on voting in today's Writers Guild election to end the strike (not to be confused with the other, forthcoming vote to ratify the new contract). It's going to pass overwhemingly and it sounded like a lot of bother to go to the Writers Guild Theater, park, go in, etc. But then I realized something: In one of the many coincidences in which my life abounds, my "every two year" ophthalmologist appointment was today…in the building next to the theater during the voting hours. In fact, it was easier and cheaper to park for the vote (they validated) than to park for the eye doctor.

What wasn't easier was to navigate through the mass of reporters — TV, radio, newspaper and ?? — that were massing outside, with all the TV guys either taping stand-ups or grabbing writers for quick interviews. The vote may not be known by 11 PM because it's been so heavy. As of around 3:00, more than two thousand proxy ballots had been faxed-in and while everyone knows the outcome, someone still has to verify and tally and do whatever else they have.

The mood seemed jubilant. I spoke with our president, Patric Verrone, and told him that while I'd voted to end this strike, I'd also voted to reopen the '85 and '88 strikes for him to renegotiate. He pretended to find that funny but I think he appreciated the compliment.

Today's Video Link

Here's a bit of TV history. For many years, a man named Mike Stokey made a decent living by producing and hosting a series of programs where celebrities played the game of Charades. The one in our clip today was called Stump the Stars and it ran on CBS primetime from 1962 to 1963. Originally, it was hosted by Pat Harrington, Jr and then Stokey, who'd usually hosted in its previous incarnations, assumed command.

Most of its previous incarnations were called Pantomime Quiz or something similar. It started as a local (Los Angeles) show in 1947 where it was reportedly produced on a budget of under $500 per half hour. Subtracting Mr. Stokey's cut and union scale for the celebs, it was probably still done for about that throughout much of its existence. It was one of the shows that was rarely out of production for long. When something else got cancelled, the network would hurriedly order up episodes of Pantomime Quiz. When they needed a summer replacement for some series, the network would hurriedly order up episodes of Pantomime Quiz. It was at various times on CBS, NBC, ABC and Dumont, plus there were also a couple of syndicated versions.

Here's a little over six minutes of an episode that aired on February 25, 1963. The announcer is John Harlan.

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WGA Stuff

Well, how about if we talk about the Writers Strike? There are two votes to look at. One is the vote that's going on at this moment…a simple vote on whether to end the strike. Members have to go to the Writers Guild Theater in Beverly Hills today to vote — either that or fax in a proxy. Since everyone knows the contract is going to pass, I can't conceive of any argument for not ending the strike, nor do I imagine a lot of people will go to the trouble to vote at all. Voting closes at 6 PM and I'll bet they're able to tally the votes and, in time for the 11 PM News, announce that the strike is over. (I'll also bet that some members are already getting back to work. I mean, it's not like anyone's going to be prosecuted for scabbing if they start writing today.)

The vote to accept the contract will take a bit longer but it will go the same way. Right now, as per the Guild Constitution, "pro" and "con" statements are being solicited to go in with the ballot. I don't know who's writing a "con" statement and I'm sure they don't think they have a prayer of swaying enough votes to matter…but it will probably read a lot like this article by Kim Masters that argues that the deal isn't as good as some are making it out to be.

I'd like the contract to pass but I'd like it to pass 51% to 49%. I always like that. It gets you to the same place but it reminds the other side that what they gave us was just barely acceptable and a comparable offer next time might not be. It's not, however, going to pass with 51%. It's going to be more like 90% and even that might be an underestimate.

So now the big question is the Screen Actors Guild. They have a lot of the same issues we had and they also have quite a few that are specific to what they do. On the "same" issues, one presumes they're going to go for more…especially in the area of jurisdiction for New Media. What the writers get in a deal like this is not always directly comparable to what the actors get because we do different things but I doubt SAG is going to be satisfied with exempting as much of that marketplace as the WGA and the DGA have. My "read" of the actors is that they're even more militant than we were, and we were pretty danged militant. So if the AMPTP thinks they can offer them the same thing and avoid an actors' walkout, Jay and Dave and Conan may be getting more time off.

Tuesday Morning

I haven't felt like posting here since yesterday afternoon because…well, it may sound silly but I didn't want to bump the Steve Gerber obit out of the featured slot on my "current" page. A phrase I'm hearing a lot from his friends is "I knew this was coming but I didn't think it would hit me so hard." I know how they feel. People ask me why I write so many obituaries and there are really two reasons. One is that with some of these people, if I don't, no one will. The other reason is that it's busy work. Someone calls and says, "A friend of yours just died," and it gives you something to do that's not unrelated and at least feels a little constructive.

As I think I said somewhere else on this site, I think grief is often a very overrated emotion, one we too often fall into because we think it's expected of us. I once attended (spoke at, even) a funeral where the widow seemed to think that she had to keep showing us her pain in order to show us how much she loved him. She also seemed to feel she had to get physically ill and to bring her own life to a screeching halt. When we got to the burial portion of the ceremony, you half-expected her to vault into the pit with the departed and ask the men with the shovels to cover them both over.

But a little grief, a little remembrance…that's okay. We need that.

There are hundreds of tributes to Steve all over the Internet, which is great, just great. Steve loved the Internet. He was one of the first people I knew to embrace it and realize what it could be. Back in the days of the 1200 Baud Hayes Smartmodem, Steve taught me the joys of a service called MCI Mail, which was not unlike the kind of e-mail that Barney Rubble would have used to send something to Fred Flintstone. I remember sitting with him in an office at DC Comics…I was there to support Steve (not that he needed me) in his explanation that some day soon, we'd be delivering most of our scripts via electronic transfer, and that artwork would go by this new thing called "Federal Express" until such time as the technology had advanced to the point where art could be sent via wires, as well. He was explaining this to one of the company's executives and the person looked at him like he was predicting a Martian invasion.

So I love it that everyone's celebrating Gerber on the web. A lot of it's over on his weblog, which I have hijacked and which we're putting to good use as a central clearing house for Gerber remembrances.

As I say over there, no word yet on any formal memorial services or anything. Actually, I think we're having a very fitting memorial service on the World Wide Web. I could tell you how important Steve and his work were to so many people but nothing drives home that point better than all those messages on discussion boards and all those postings on weblogs.

I don't know what my next post here will be about but it won't be about Steve. It's time.

Steve Gerber, R.I.P.

You know, some of these are easy to write and some of them are excruciating. Welcome to the excruciating kind.

Steve Gerber died last night in Las Vegas after a long, painful illness. For the last year or so, he was in and out of hospitals there and had just become a "candidate" for a lung transplant. He had pulmonary fibrosis, a condition that literally turns the lungs to scar tissue and steadily reduces their ability to function. Steve insisted that his affliction had nothing to do with his lifelong, incessant consumption of tobacco — an addiction he only recently quit for reasons of medical necessity. None of his friends believed that but Steve did.

I mention that because in the thirty or so years I knew him, that was the only time I ever saw Steve perhaps divorced from reality. He was a sharp, brilliant human being with a keen understanding of people. In much that he wrote, he chose to depart from reality or (more often) to warp it in those extreme ways that make us understand it better. But he always did so from his underlying premise as a smart, decent guy. I like almost everyone I've ever met in the comic book industry but I really liked Steve.

Stephen Ross Gerber was born in St. Louis on September 20, 1947. A longtime fan of comic books, he was involved in the ditto/mimeo days of fanzine publishing in the sixties, publishing one called Headline at age 14. He had a by-mail friendship with Roy Thomas, who was responsible for the most noteworthy fanzine of that era, Alter Ego. Years later when Roy was the editor at Marvel Comics, he rescued Steve from a crippling career writing advertising copy, bringing him into Marvel as a writer and assistant editor. Steve soon distinguished himself as one of the firm's best writers, handling many of their major titles at one time or another but especially shining on The Defenders, Man-Thing, Omega the Unknown, Morbius the Living Vampire, a special publication about the rock group Kiss…and of course, Howard the Duck.

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Howard, born in Steve's amazing mind and obviously autobiographical to a large degree, took the industry by storm. The creation was in many ways a mixed blessing to his creator. It led to an ugly and costly legal battle over ownership, which Steve settled out of court. It led to the occasional pains when he occasionally returned to the character and, due to reasons external and internal, found that he could not go home again. It also led to the sheer annoyance of watching the 1986 motion picture of Howard (produced with minimal involvement on Steve's part) open to withering reviews and dreadful business. Still, the issues he did are widely regarded as classics…and Howard is often cited as a character who only Steve could make work.

After he left Marvel under unpleasant circumstances in the mid-seventies, Steve worked with me for a time at Hanna-Barbera writing comic books, many of which were published by Marvel. An editor at the company had loudly vowed that the work of Steve Gerber would never again appear in anything published by Marvel. Just to be ornery, we immediately had Steve write a story for one of the H-B comics I was editing and it was published by Marvel with a writer credit for "Reg Everbest," which was Steve's name spelled inside-out.

About this time, Steve began to get work in the animation field, starting with a script for the Plastic Man cartoon series produced by Ruby-Spears. This led to a brief but mutually beneficial association with the studio, especially when Steve launched and story-edited one of the best adventure cartoons done for Saturday morning TV, Thundarr the Barbarian. Later, he worked for other houses on other shows, including G.I. Joe and Dungeons & Dragons.

Then there were other comic books, including occasional returns to Marvel and even to Howard. For DC, he did The Phantom Zone and later, A. Bizarro, Nevada and Hard Time. Last week in the hospital, he was working on a new Doctor Fate series for them. His other many credits in comics — which include Foolkiller for Marvel and books for Malibu and Image — are well known to readers of the last few decades.

What I feel the need to tell you is just what a great guy he was. In the seventies, when New York comic professionals were banding together to find ways to elevate the stature of the field and the living standards of its practitioners, Steve was at the nexus of so many of those efforts. When Steve was involved in his lawsuit with Marvel, many fellow professionals rallied around him with loans and gifts of cash and some of us put together a benefit comic book, Destroyer Duck, to raise money. People did that because they knew, first of all, that Steve was fighting not just for his own financial reasons but for matters of principle relating to how the comic book industry treated its creators. That some of the more pernicious business practices soon went away had a lot to do with Steve taking the stand he did. Also, those who knew Steve knew that when you were in need, he would do anything to help. He was, in every sense of the word, a friend.

He was one of my best friends and even though I knew this was coming — and even though part of me thinks it may be for the better, given what he stood to go through just to keep on breathing a few more years — it's a real blow. If you knew Steve Gerber, no further explanation is necessary. If you didn't, no further explanation can ever quite explain why.

Details of memorials and such will be forthcoming. I am now about to attempt a hostile takeover of Steve's weblog. I've been given permission to see if I can get in and take care of it but I won't delete anything, at least not for a long time. You might want to trundle over there and read some of his recent postings and especially some of the love and respect shown by his commenters.

Go Read It!

Jonathan Handel analyzes the new WGA/AMPTP contract and tells you what it all means.