The most encouraging thing I've seen about Robert Gates, who will presumably be our new Secretary of Defense, is this article by Fred Kaplan, who more or less likes the guy. Kaplan's been pretty good about assessing this kind of thing in the past.
Case Studies
Everyone says the TV show Heroes (which I have yet to watch) is a great show. It may be…but think how much better it could be if the entire cast was comprised of Deal or No Deal models.
Daffy Deal
Your bargain-hunting friend Mark wishes to inform you that the first three volumes of Looney Tunes on DVD have been drastically marked down…like to around 50% of list price. That's not quite as big a bargain as it sounds because you're never dumb enough to pay list but it is a bargain. You can now order Volume 1, Volume 2 or Volume 3 for $32.00 each and if you get them shipped by Amazon's "free super saver shipping," which arrives pretty swiftly for me, that gives you something like 180 of the best cartoons ever made (plus a ton of extras) for under a hundred bucks.
People tell me that buy.com and deepdiscountdvd.com are the two best places to get DVDs for cheap on the Internet…but buy.com still has them for $51 to $57 each and deepdiscountdvd wants $44.74 apiece or $130.61 for all three. So it pays to not assume that and to shop about. (The website shop.com has them at $81.15 per volume. Do people really not know how to browse a few stores so they don't wind up paying $81 for the same thing someone else is selling for $32?)
Recommended Reading
Anthony Lane with an interesting view of Walt Disney. "Interesting" is the kind of thing I sometimes say when I'm not sure if I agree or not.
Something Else You Oughta Buy
Gene Deitch was one of the great animation directors and my favorite work of his was the Tom Terrific cartoons which ran for years on the Captain Kangaroo show. Tom and his sidekick, Mighty Manfred the Wonder Dog, stumbled through simple stories with simple drawing and simple premises and a simplicity of production that was hard to resist. (One guy did all the voices and one musician played all the music.) Whoever owns the rights oughta stop cockin' around and put out some Tom Terrific episodes on DVD.
In the meantime, Fantagraphics Books has favored us with a collection of a short-lived newspaper strip that Deitch created. Terr'ble Thompson only ran for about a year and I have to admit I'd never heard of it before. But it's enormous fun, and not just because it was an antecedent of the Tom Terrific shorts that debuted a few years later. Deitch was just as creative in one medium as he was in another.
I hereby suggest you click this link and order yourself a copy of Terr'ble Thompson. And if you're in a clicking mood, Fantagraphics has a nice freebee you can listen to right now. That's right: I said listen. The folks at Golden Records produced a 12-minute kids' record of Terr'ble Thompson starring none other than Art Carney. The record was never released but Deitch came across a copy of the tape in his files and it's been turned into an MP3. It's available for your listening pleasure on this page and so is a brief introduction that Deitch recently recorded, telling the tale of how the record came to be.
In his intro, Deitch says that the songs were written by two important Broadway composers, Marshall Barer and Alec Wilder. That's a bit of an exaggeration. At the time, Barer had only done one show that had reached Broadway. He was one of several composers who contributed to Once Over Lightly, a translation/parody of The Barber of Seville that ran a big six performances in 1942. That was the sum of his Broadway credentials in '55 when he penned the lyrics for Terr'ble Thompson. He later contributed to a couple of revues but his only real hit came when he wrote the lyrics for Once Upon a Mattress, which hit New York in 1959. Wilder's credits were even spottier. He also contributed to Once Over Lightly and then wrote incidental tunes for two non-musical plays which ran a total of 26 performances between them. But the two men did a nice job on the kids' record and it's well worth twelve minutes of your time. If you buy the book, read it while you listen.
Today's Video Link
We have here another (another!) sixteen minutes of old cereal commercials. It opens with a dandy Rice Krispies spot, followed by Buffalo Bee (voiced by Mae "Olive Oyl" Questel) selling Wheat Honeys and Rice Honeys. A pre-Batman Adam West eats Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes, with narration by Paul Frees. The Cheerios Kid tries to launch himself into space and his spot is followed by the Trix Rabbit and the Lucky Charms leprechaun. There are some promos for Clackers and Frosty-Os, an Andy Griffith Show in-show commercial with Don Knotts, and one for Puffed Wheat and Puffed Rice that I think features the voice of Kenny Delmar. Mr. Delmar played the infamous Senator Claghorn on the Fred Allen radio show and later was the voice of The Hunter and Commander McBragg for animation. You'll see an early Tony the Tiger commercial with Thurl Ravenscroft's magnificent baritone, a Maypo spot and…oh, there's too much in this to list it all. Just watch.
Slow News Days
The next presidential election is 704 days away. Isn't it a little early to be talking about frontrunners and saying things like, "It's Obama's to lose" and "Nobody can stop Hillary"? Unless Dick Cheney does something crazy like running or quitting, we won't even have an incumbent on the ticket in 2008…and some people think the nominees are all but certain?
Incumbents aside, when was the last time someone had a near-lock on the nomination 700 days before it was time to vote? More important, when was the first time that someone's frontrunner status that far in advance was even relevant once the primaries started? (Bill Clinton, let's remember, lost his early primary contests.) Candidates like this kind of talk because it's never too early to start raising funds. Reporters like it because it gives them something to write about and they can make predictions that no one will remember when things turn out otherwise. But the rest of us don't have to fall for it.
If you stuck a gun in my ribs and made me predict who'll be the Democratic ticket in 2008, I'd say it will be Al Gore. His slogan will be, "Re-elect Al Gore" and his running mate will be either Barack Obama or Howard Dean. On what do I base this? Same thing as everyone who's making predictions these days: Almost nothing.
Copy Boys
Those of us with TiVo Series 2 know that one of its many delights is the "TiVo to Go" feature via which you can record something on one TiVo and, assuming you're properly networked, transfer it to another TiVo or to your computer. This is more than a convenience of being able to watch a recording where you want to watch it. If two shows I want to view are on at the same time, I can record one on my office TiVo (where I watch most programs) and the other on the TiVo in my TV room downstairs. Then I can transfer the show from the downstairs TiVo upstairs. Neat. Tidy. Handy.
One snag in all this has been that if you transfer a TiVo recording to your computer, it's there in an encoded proprietary format — a filename that instead of ending in ".avi" or ".mpeg" or some other common format, ends in ".tivo" — which means you can't easily edit it or burn it to a DVD (without special software they sell) or upload it to the 'net. TiVo instituted this because they were afraid of lawsuits from networks and movie producers even though there are plenty of ways to configure a computer to record shows off the air without this kind of encoding.
There have been a couple of different methods to get around this restriction, the easiest of which was a piece of free software called DirectShow Dump. It works decently with most recordings but occasionally encounters something it cannot parse or process. Now, someone has made things simpler. The Digital Rights Management (DRM) feature of .tivo files has been cracked and the software to do it is widely available for no cost. That version, by the way, is rather clumsy to use but it does "decode" the structure of the .tivo files for all to see, so we'll probably see a handier utility program any day now.
I think this matters beyond the fact that some of us will now have an easier time doing whatever we want to do with shows we record on our Series 2 TiVo machines. Many years ago, when the Betamax was the format of choice for almost everyone practicing home video (largely because VHS and DVD hadn't been invented), there was a lawsuit. A group of major studios headed by Disney and Universal sued Sony — this was before Sony was a major studio — demanding that the Betamax be redesigned to prevent people from taping copyrighted shows off the air. It seems silly now but in the early days of home video, no one quite knew where it would or could all lead…no one but the judge who presided in that case. He said, and this is a paraphrase but it's close, "It's silly to insist they invent a way to jam the process because two days later, someone else will invent a way to unjam the jam." That's pretty much the way it's gone.
Those who traffic in intellectual property — books, TV shows, movies, music, etc. — have sometimes harbored fantasies that technology could restrict the copying and circulation of their wares, enabling them to set up a lucrative per-use (or per-user) licensing fee. If it ever works that way, it doesn't work for long. Not as long as there's a widespread desire to unjam the jam.
I'm not saying this is good or bad because for me, it's both. I'd love it if shows I've written could not be copied or illegally downloaded or otherwise obtained without each consumer coughing up a fee. That would translate to more cash for Mark. On the other hand, I like the idea that if I buy a DVD, I can copy it so I can have one copy in my downstairs library, another in my upstairs DVD carousel and maybe another stashed away as a backup. When I buy a CD, I often dub off the cuts I like to CD compilations I can play in my car. It's all legal and I think it's ethical…but there's no way I can have both my wishes at the same time. If I have the power to copy a DVD or CD for myself, I have the power to copy it for someone else. Like I said, it's not good or bad. It's just the way it is. Copy protection is like those speed bumps they're putting on my street. They slow people down but they don't stop anyone…and I doubt they ever will for long.
Today's Bonus Video Link
This is one minute from the first episode of The Chris Rock Show on HBO, which was aired some time ago. There's a joke at the end that is oddly prophetic. Take a look.
Three Point Conversion
For the last year or three, I've been in the process of transferring my videotapes to DVD. In my lifetime, I've moved from 3/4" U-Matic tapes to Beta and then to VHS. Then for a time, I bought movies on Laserdisc and taped off the TV to VHS. Now, the 500+ Laserdiscs sit on shelves, as untouched as the 1000+ record albums in the other room. I buy movies on DVD and when there's something on TV that I want, it goes onto the TiVo…and if it's something I want to keep, I burn it to a DVD.
I know not what new formats await me in the future…but a lot of my tapes are rotting and many contain material that will never be available commercially. So I decided I'd better copy them over to DVD and every now and then, I run a few. I started with the 3/4" tapes, most of which contained shows I'd written. This went faster than I thought it would due to some fortuitous timing. I'd transferred every show I'd worked on except Garfield and Friends, which I saved for the end. The day I was going to start transferring the 121 half hours of that program, I got the call that the producers had closed a deal to put the series out on DVD. I should have been happiest that I was going to get some money out of that. Instead, the only thing I could think was, "Great…now I don't have to do those shows."
Once the 3/4" tapes were done, I went on to Beta. I'm almost finished with them and am about to get started on the VHS cassettes. There are so many of them that by the time I'm done, it'll be time to start converting all my DVDs to some other new format.
Most of the tapes are labelled but some aren't and that's where the fun begins. I shove an unlabelled tape into a machine, punch "play" and then I sit there, trying to figure out why I recorded whatever I see on it. Once in a while, I decide there was no reason; that the tape is unlabelled because I (or some friend) recorded the wrong channel or the right one at the wrong time, and there's absolutely nothing on the cassette that I could possibly care about. But often, it's something I want…and sometimes, it's something I really want. I just found some old Tony Awards broadcasts from the early nineties, some tapes of panels from comic book conventions and old episodes of Late Night from the Letterman era and from Conan's first year. I have Leno's first few Tonight Shows (which he reportedly doesn't have and doesn't want) and a lot of odd news specials from the eighties.
Some I'll transfer, some I won't. But the big decision is what to do with the tapes themselves. Throw them out? Put them in storage? I made a decision that if the tape held something that was out on DVD, I'd toss the tape. If it held something that wasn't out on DVD and it was something I really wanted, I'd transfer the program and put the tape in storage. If it wasn't out on DVD and was something I might want to watch one more time, I'd keep it around until I could do that, then dump the tape.
That made sense in theory but it's rough in practice. I'm throwing away hundreds of tapes. I'm getting rid of tapes I never watched and that doesn't feel good. One time shortly after I got my satellite dish, a station I received ran a holiday weekend marathon — every episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show, in sequence. I taped all 158 of them — twelve to a cassette, even though it meant fourteen tape changes and timing my life and sleeping all weekend so I could be at the machine at the precise station break to make the swap. Monday morning, I was so proud: I had every episode of my favorite situation comedy!
Little did I know I'd never get around to watching those tapes because the shows would always be running on some channel I received. Or at least they were, up until the time I could purchase them all on DVD. I can't think of a single reason to keep the VHS tapes around but I put so much effort into recording them that it's hard to just dump them in the garbage.
The tapes could, of course, be used as blanks…and I have about fifty VHS cassettes that have always been blank. I also have no need for blank VHS cassettes. I don't think I've recorded anything on VHS for more than three years. For that matter, I wonder if I even need the four VHS machines I have stashed in the garage, right next to the three Betamaxes and my extra Laserdisc player. (I also have a camcorder that takes full-size VHS cassettes.)
Eventually, of course, everything will get tossed out or moved forever to the world of Public Storage. That includes DVDs I'm buying today because home video is not a permanent thing. As I've written elsewhere, it's all a slimy plot to see how many times they can get me to buy Goldfinger. You'd think I'd be used to it by now but I'm not. In fact, I still have the 4 minute 8mm silent Castle Films edition of Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein that I owned when I was ten. I don't have a projector to play it on and I can always run my DVD of the whole movie with sound. The 8mm version is of minimal value and I can't think of a single reason to keep it around.
Still, I keep it and all my other old 8mm treasures there in my front hall closet. Because you never know when you might need something like that.
Marlo Mania (Plus Bob & Ray)
TV Land is having a Marlo Thomas Film Festival for the next month or two, not only on the air but also on its website. This weekend on the channel, they're running what they consider the best episodes of That Girl, and you can also watch them uncut on the site for the next month or so. I've found that these shows don't hold up as well as some others but your mileage may vary. Here's what should be a direct link to the first episode. They also have some of the special features that are on the new That Girl DVD.
I'm even less impressed with Free To Be…You And Me, the award-winning 1974 special that Ms. Thomas produced and starred in, and which can also be watched over at the TV Land site. I agree with its message — that women should feel free to aspire to any job a male can do short of sperm donor — but the presentation of that self-evident truth struck me as pandering and overkill. Perhaps it needed to be said in such an obvious, overwrought manner but you'd like to think otherwise.
While you're over at the TV Land site, check out some of the clips from other shows they have up. But especially check out the one you can reach by clicking this link. It should take you to three and a half minutes of Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding on The Flip Wilson Show. Nobody funnier. (Bob and Ray, I mean. There were plenty of people funnier than Flip Wilson.)
The Incredible Herb

One of the best things for me about the Mid-Ohio Con last week was seeing my friend, Herb Trimpe…though not for a long enough time. Most of you who know comics know Herb for his Marvel work in the late sixties and seventies, especially a fine stint drawing The Incredible Hulk. That all ended for Herb in 1996 when the folks then in power at the company decided his artwork was old-fashioned…or maybe it was just that the readers don't want to buy comics drawn by someone over a certain age that Herb was over. Whatever the thinking, he was out…and he bravely took his story to the pages of The New York Times with this article.
Herb has been doing other things since then, mostly of an educational nature. After 9/11 though, he found another activity that I find fascinating. He spent eight months working at and around Ground Zero in New York as a chaplain, helping people to cope with the death and destruction that had abruptly entered their lives that horrible day. To hear him tell it, it was a depressing, life-changing experience in some ways but highly inspirational in another.
He authored a book about his experiences. Herb tells me he made almost no money off the book but is glad he wrote it, just to record his feelings and observations about this job of mercy. For me, it was can't-put-it-down reading and I'd like to suggest you pick up a copy. You can snag one at Amazon via this link. If you're doing Christmas shopping over there, toss one in your cart for yourself…not because the guy used to draw great comics but because he had an important experience, and the passion and skill to share it with us.
Recommended Reading
Robert Kagan and William Kristol are two of the more prominent neo-cons who urged the Bush administration into the course we've been staying in Iraq. The bi-partisan Baker-Hamilton Iraq Study Group has been, in effect, charged with figuring out a way to get us out of the mess that guys like Kagan and Kristol got us into.
In this new article, the two neo-con superstars argue that the Baker-Hamilton recommendations are (a) nothing new and (b) not likely to change what Bush does. Sadly, I think they may be right on both counts.
The one thing the Iraq Study Group does accomplish, however, is that it changes the nature of the national debate. For right or wrong, good or ill, the notion that the war is "winnable" (whatever that means) and that we should just keep on keeping on has become a fading minority viewpoint. Not many people are saying it and of those who are, the majority seem to be doing so out of blind stubbornness, more so than any conviction that the sacrifice will prove worth it. Getting out in the least damaging way is now the bipartisan consensus…even if all those bipartisans don't seem to have any idea how to make it happen.
Today's Video Link
I'm not sure if you'd call Jerome Murat a mime or a "performance artist" or just what. All I know about him is that this clip features the man performing a fascinating and skillful act…
Quick Question
So, uh, where's this O.J. Simpson book? And the specials? Why aren't the specials making the rounds of the Internet already?
They were taped and ready to air. There must be a few copies floating around. The book should be even more available. Supposedly, several hundred thousand copies were printed. Someone must have one.
When it was announced that Rupert Murdoch was calling off the specials and pulping the books, everyone thought they'd surface somewhere within a matter of days. What's the deal?
That's the trouble with bootleggers. You just can't count on them.