Today's Political Development

Speaking of pressing one's luck this morning: Super-Lobbyist Jack Abramoff is pleading guilty in exchange for his cooperation in a government investigation. It is expected that his testimony will aid in the filing of charges against quite a few current and recent legislators and their staff members. One report says there may be as many as 20 indictments, which could lead to a fair number of Senators and/or Congresspeople deciding that though they're absolutely innocent, this would be a good time to resign and spend more time with their families.

Congressman Bob Ney is the only cohort identified in the case so far, though Abramoff was known to have close ties to Tom DeLay. Both those men are powerful Republicans so today, we have Liberal websites salivating at the thought that there will be more G.O.P. superstars on the hit list. Meanwhile, Conservative websites are selling the notion that if there is any honesty in the world, this will be viewed as a bi-partisan scandal since Abramoff also gave cash to some Democrats. I'm not sure that's quite accurate since by some reports, few if any Dems got money directly from Abramoff, though a number prospered indirectly.

Either way, it's wrong…and it's about time politicians of all kind saw that there can be accountability (i.e., prison time) for selling out the public trust for lobbyist dollars. I don't care what party they belong to or even which party did more of it in this particular case. I mean, if Democrats took less or took it indirectly, that may just be because Democrats are not in power and therefore not positioned to do as much for donors as Republicans. I also think that if I were a crooked politician — a life's goal that seems less and less attainable with each passing year — I'd feel a lot safer about taking bribes if my party controlled the government. So even if a lot more Republicans get swept up in the Abramoff investigation, that doesn't mean Democrats didn't or wouldn't. Throw all the rascals out, I say.

Schedule Change

Aha! As half the known free world informs me this AM, the folks at GSN have changed their schedule. Instead of airing Press Your Luck reruns only on weekends, as I discussed in the previous message, they've now got them on seven days a week, effective this week. This means that the episode before Michael Larsen ran this morning…and sure enough, my beloved TiVo recorded it, even though I didn't know about the change. I therefore deduce, master of logic that I am, that the first of the Larsen episodes should rerun tomorrow morning and the second part on the following day. It's on at 9:30 AM on my satellite dish. Consult, as the saying goes, your local listing.

Game Guy

In 1984, a man named Michael Larsen went on the CBS daytime game show, Press Your Luck, and won $110,237. This was at a time when $10,000 was considered a huge win on a TV quiz program. Mr. Larsen had managed to figure out a loophole in the Press Your Luck game board and exploited it to rack up an amazing total in a game that went so long, it had to be split into two episodes. (Ordinarily, Press Your Luck played one game per day. Larsen's game was the only one in five years that ever ran two days.) A couple years ago, GSN ran a documentary on it all and included most of the footage from those two episodes, though with many interruptions to explain things. I thought it was interesting but not as interesting as watching the original shows as they originally aired.

GSN reruns two episodes of Press Your Luck each weekend — one on Saturday morning, one on Sunday morning. They've been going in sequence and they're nearing the Larsen shows. Next Saturday morn should bring us the episode from Thursday, June 7, 1984, which was the day before Larsen's appearance. On it, you'll see a contestant win $11,516 — an amount that seemed astronomical until they taped the Friday episode. On Sunday morning, unless they pull a switcheroo on us, GSN should be running the 6/8/84 episode in which the previous day's winner faces off against two new contestants, one of whom is Michael Larsen. Then the second part of the Larsen game would air on GSN the following Saturday. This is all assuming GSN doesn't skip over them, which is possible but unlikely.

I've always found this story fascinating. It's one of the few times a network TV show ever went totally out of control in the sense that the producers were sitting there wondering what the hell was going on. The studio audience went crazy and the reactions of host Peter Tomarken are priceless. If you're setting the TiVo and you're not familiar with Press Your Luck, set it to record the one before so you can get the hang of the game before you watch Michael Larsen knock it on its ass.

More on Bud Blake

Rob Stolzer, who knew and interviewed Bud Blake, sends along some info. He also informs me that I accidentally gave Mr. Blake's real first name as Justin, not Julian. I went back and changed it to Julian and let's just pretend that it always said that, okay?

Rob confirms that Blake retired from drawing Tiger in March of 2004. The syndicate planned then to hand the strip over to a new creative team but began rerunning old Blake strips to get some lead time…then never stopped. So everything since then is Blake reprints.

Over on this page, Rob has a nice gallery of Blake's handiwork and a tribute written by Blake's son. It includes the revelation that Blake once worked as an assistant to the flamboyant designer, Cecil Beaton. That must have been quite an experience. No wonder he got into cartooning.

Bio Comix

Here are three more "biography" comics that Dell put out in the sixties. Adlai Stevenson was drawn by Jack Sparling while the life story of Dwight D. Eisenhower was illustrated by Jose Delbo. It wouldn't surprise me if Walter B. Gibson wrote both of them. It also wouldn't surprise me if these and the other political ones were done as part of some deal that involved selling educational materials to schools. They were distributed to regular newsstands but I'm guessing the initial impetus was to hawk them via other channels.

The Dell line was then full of funny animal, ghost comics and a whole lot of monsters…and I somehow can't see the editors who turned Dracula into a super-hero saying, "You know what the kids really want? A comic about the late United Nations ambassador and twice-failed presidential candidate, Adlai Stevenson!" It came out in 1966, not long after he passed away and what's odd is that they may have made money off it. The Eisenhower book was done after Ike's death in '69 and it's unlikely they'd have done it if they'd lost a bundle on Adlai.

You'd assume they made tons o' money off their 1964 Beatles book but that might not be so, even though it went into a second printing. The book itself was quite pleasant. The art was by Joe Sinnott with an assist from Dick Giordano who pencilled the chapter on George Harrison. The script by the super-prolific Paul S. Newman told the life stories of John, Paul, George and Ringo in squeaky-clean fashion, making them all sound like Pat Boone with slightly shaggier haircuts.

So how'd it sell? Newman told me once he'd heard, third-hand, that it was the best-selling thing Dell Comics put out after their break with Western Publishing — a traumatic event explained here — and that makes sense until you consider how rare the comic is. Copies in decent shape go for $200 and up…and you usually can't find them at all, making me suspect the press run was not as huge as one might imagine. Also, there's never been a best-selling comic book that didn't spawn a conspicuous gusher of imitations. Dell followed their Adlai book with Ike but they didn't follow their Beatles book with the Rolling Stones, the Dave Clark Five, Herman's Hermits or even more Beatles. In fact, they allowed the Beatles license to get away from them and the few other official Beatles comics of the sixties — adaptations of movies and of the Saturday morning cartoon series — were from Western/Gold Key. (In 1967, Dell did try a superhero group called The Fab Four but it wasn't the Fab Four.)

Its price also makes me skeptical that the Dell Beatles comic sold well. Apart from a few Classics Illustrated oddments, it was (I think) the first American comic book ever priced at more than a quarter. It sold for an unprecedented thirty-five cents. In the sixties, when comics were ten, then twelve, then fifteen cents, paying a few more pennies mattered a lot to buyers. With few exceptions, kids bought the lowest-priced comic on the racks, regardless of page count. Even if a 25-cent comic gave you more for your money, you still just got one comic book for your quarter. If you bought the twelve-centers, you could get two comic books plus a piece of Double Bubble Bubble Gum. At least, that's the way most of the kids in my neighborhood thought. (I bought the 25-cent books but I bought everything.) Even with Beatlemania at some merchandising apogee in '64, I have a hard time imagining a 35-cent Beatles comic book overcoming that mindset…or being noticed on the comic racks by hardcore Beatles fans who might have gone for it.

Still, most of this is just speculation on my part. I have no solid info on how it fared. What I think I'm most curious to know is if the Adlai Stevenson comic sold better than the Beatles comic. That would amuse me greatly.

For more on the Beatles comic, take a look at this article by the always-entertaining Fred Hembeck. And you can see some pages from it on this website.

Maurice Dodd, R.I.P.

Neil Gaiman writes to alert me to the passing of Maurice Dodd, who wrote The Perishers, a long-running and popular comic strip that appears in The Daily Mirror over in the United Kingdom. I have to admit I only had a passing familiarity with the feature but you could tell it was much loved, not only as a good read but as a treasured part of many childhoods. Here's a link to an obit and a link to the Perishers website where you (like me) can learn more about it.

One of These Things…

…is not like the others. The newspaper strip Slylock Fox, distributed far and wide by King Features, offers puzzles and games and even the occasional trivia test. Doug Pratt, who reads this site, was nice enough to send me yesterday's Sunday page, which I am unable to locate on the Internet. The little pink box above is one of several puzzles in it…and I'm embarrassed to say it took me three guesses. Thanks to Bob Weber, Jr. who's responsible for this delightful creation.

Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Presidential Candidates…?

The man in the photo at right is Walter Gibson.

A few items ago, I posted the cover to an actual Barry Goldwater comic book that came out from the same company, Dell, in 1964. There was, of course, a Lyndon B. Johnson issue…and gee, doesn't L.B.J. look unhappy to be on a comic book cover? It's like he's thinking, "Geez…first, the Gulf of Tonkin and now this!" I have no idea where my copies are but as I recall, both books were drawn by Jack Sparling. Sparling, who was enormously prolific in comic books and strips, actually started his career with a political comic. He illustrated a newspaper strip called Hap Hopper, all about a reporter, and the strip was allegedly created and written by Washington columnist Drew Pearson.

To answer a question I often get here, I'm told Mr. Sparling passed away a few years ago. He struck me as a pretty good illustrator who rarely did comics that let him be as good as he could be. From all reports, he was very fast and in comics back then, if you were fast, you often got into the rut of only getting assignments that paid poorly and had to be drawn at lightning speed. We can argue some other time to what extent that's the fault of the publisher (for paying so poorly) or of the artist (for accepting such assignments) but clearly, Sparling was banging it out pretty rapidly for most of his career. In the sixties, he did a lot of 32-page books for Dell that were reportedly pencilled and inked in about four days each, which is about how long some artists would take to sharpen their pencils. I suspect that on these "biography" comics he did for Dell — there were others, as well — they knew how difficult it was to do all those likenesses and research so they paid him a few bucks more a page. And instead of doing an issue in four days, he took five.

Until about an hour ago, I had not known who wrote these comics. That's when I received an e-mail from my pal Anthony Tollin…

I'm pretty sure that my late friend Walter B. Gibson wrote both this [the Goldwater comic] and a corresponding LBJ biographical comic book. Walter had a major, largely unchronicled comic book career, including tons of commercial and industrial giveaway comics. I do recall that Walter was quite amused that he had written biographical comic books for both candidates in the 1964 presidential election.

For those of you unfamiliar with the career of Mr. Gibson, he was a giant in the fields of pulp magazine writing and in magic. He wrote hundreds of Shadow novels under the pen name of Maxwell Grant. That's his photo above next to one of them. He also authored a couple of shelves full of non-Shadow books, including many on the principles and art of prestidigitation. I had not known he ever wrote comics but it makes sense: He was writing mystery novels for Dell at the time and he was known to be an expert on U.S. history and its major figures. He passed away in 1985. I only met him once, ever so briefly at a comic convention but he seemed so bright and clever that I envy folks like Tony who knew him well.

By the way: Tony also reminds me that Harry Langdon, who was mentioned in the previous item, was a cartoonist. So were a couple of other popular silent comedians, including Larry Semon. Some of the gagmen who fashioned their material were also cartoonists. Ernie Bushmiller, the renowned artist of Nancy, for example, wrote for Harold Lloyd and some others. Someone ought to research this topic further and see what kind of correlations can be found between visual physical comedy and gag cartooning. I get around ten e-mails a month from folks who want to write scholarly papers on Jack Kirby and the religious underpinnings in his work. Maybe I can divert one of those authors to this topic.

Langdon and Hardy

During the first dozen or so years that Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy made their wonderful movies for Hal Roach's studio, they were under separate contracts that expired at different times. This gave Roach a bit of bargaining leverage. When Stan's contract ended, it was not possible for Laurel and Hardy to threaten to go elsewhere since Ollie was still tied to that studio. So Laurel would re-up at a slight increase on the old terms and then a few months later when Hardy's contract ran out, he'd also have no choice but to sign again. Eventually, Stan decided that this had to stop; that even if they wound up staying with Roach, the two of them should negotiate as a unit and sign as a unit.

In 1938, Laurel and Hardy made Block-Heads for Roach. The filming did not go smoothly as Mr. Laurel was then beset with some personal (and unfortunately, publicized) problems in his home life. Since his latest contract was expiring, rumors spread that this would be the last Laurel and Hardy film. In reality though, Laurel was not only ready to work with Hardy again, he'd decided not to sign a new deal but instead to wait until Hardy was a free agent. This meant that for around six months, Roach had Hardy under contract but not Laurel. During that time, Oliver made a film without Stan — a quirky screwball comedy most often called Zenobia. It was also released in various countries as Elephants Never Forget, It's Springtime Again and Zenobia's Revenge. Never trust a movie with more titles than jokes.

In it, Mr. Hardy plays a country doctor who nurses a sick elephant back to health and is then unable to get rid of the beast. Cast as the elephant's handler was Harry Langdon, who had once been considered a peer of Chaplin, Lloyd and Keaton in silent comedy. By '39, that status was as defunct as silent pictures themselves, and Langdon was appearing in low budget comedies and also working as a gag writer for Laurel and Hardy. In fact, he was one of the writers of Block-Heads, the opening of which bears more than a slight resemblance to his 1926 classic, Soldier Man.

When gossip columnists heard that Hardy was making a film sans Laurel and with Langdon, they jumped to the not-illogical — but also not true — conclusion that Stan was out and that Zenobia would be the first in a series of Langdon and Hardy movies. The Roach studio seems to have decided that this was a good publicity angle, and perhaps a way to put a little pressure on Laurel, so little was done to discourage such speculations.

Zenobia is not a great film by any means. Hardy is quite good in a change-of-pace role that reminds you that he wasn't really that dumb guy who palled around with Mr. Laurel. He was an actor and a pretty good one, at that. Langdon is also fine in the film…but in no way are the two men teamed in the sense that Laurel and Hardy were teamed. They're merely two actors who happen to be in the same movie, and Langdon doesn't even have that much screen time. (Zenobia also features Stepin Fetchit and Billie Burke, among others. Ms. Burke did many things in many movies which no one remembers because she was the Good Witch in The Wizard of Oz.)

By the time Zenobia reached theaters, Stan and Ollie were back making movies together. They did an independent film called The Flying Deuces and then there was a new deal with Roach for a couple more pictures. Langdon was among the writers for these and he continued to appear in other films, including a series of shorts for Columbia and a few halting attempts to team him with actor-gagman Charley Rogers, who'd also written for Stan and Ollie. Langdon passed away in 1944.

Zenobia can be seen early Thursday, January 5, on Turner Classic Movies. It's on at 7:15 AM Eastern time so we're talking 4:15 in the morning on this coast. It will be preceded by The Flying Deuces, the movie which exists on more cheapo tapes and DVDs than any other movie ever made. We assume TCM will not be running one of the nineteenth-generation copies they sell at the 99-Cent Store.

Thinking Out Loud

I'm watching Dick Clark hosting a bit of his annual Rockin' New Year's Eve Special on ABC…his first real public appearance since his stroke a little more than a year ago. As I start writing this, I'm a little puzzled as to how to react.

I could feel sad. I worked with Dick a few times — I wrote on a series he produced and later, he hosted a special I produced — and I liked him a lot. Actually, I liked him before that from years of watching American Bandstand and various game shows. He was all energy with a great sense of humor, and it's heartbreaking to see him with slurred speech, struggling (but succeeding) to get his dialogue out.

Or I could feel happy. The rumor mill, including word from a friend who saw him last March, suggested he might not make it to New Year's Eve, let alone be well enough to return to work. But there he is, not letting a little thing like partial paralysis stop him from doing what he's always done so well. There's something inspirational there. This has been a year where a lot of people had to claw their way back from disasters, big and small. Dick isn't doing the show tonight because he needs the money. He already has all the money. He's doing it to tell the world, "Hey, I'm not dead and I'm coming back."

And looking at it that way, I'm deciding I'll feel happy about it. Welcome back, Dick. May we all have that kind of strength in '06 and not let anything stop us.

Scott Not Free

As you well know if you have a brain in that head of yours, my pal Scott Shaw! is not only an acclaimed cartoonist. He's also a mock-serious historian of the weirdest comic books ever produced. Some are odd commercial endeavors. Others are mainstream funnybooks that cause one to wonder if the editors and creators really paused to consider what they were editing and creating. Scott has amassed tons of these things he calls Oddball Comics and every so often at some comic convention, he presents a slide show of them, accompanied by witty and semi-informative commentary.

Beginning next month, he takes his act to the Acme Comedy Theatre in the heart of Hollywood for a number of Saturday evenings. If you can possibly make it there, you'll have a very good time. Here's a link to the info on how you can get there and have that very good time.

By the way: I picked three Oddball Comics from Scott's online column to adorn this piece and I picked them almost at random. But once I got them up there, I realized there was perhaps a subtle message being conveyed. If we'd elected Barry Goldwater, we'd have had an atomic war and we'd learn thereafter to vote for Hanna-Barbera cartoon characters. Or something like that.

New Year's Eve Raccoon Blogging

Took this one last night. Three, maybe four young raccoons were out back scarfing down cat food and this one paused to get a drink out of my pool. Fortunately for him, I keep it full of Evian.

Hold That Tiger

Here's a longer obit on Bud Blake, creator of the newspaper strip, Tiger. It's in the New Jersey Star-Ledger and you may have to answer a few questions to get to it.

I wonder if King Features — or any of the older syndicates — would consider setting up a subscription website with full runs of their older, out-of-print strips. There are sites where you can log in and read current strips and occasionally a classic or three…but those only give you a day at a time. There's something like 38 years worth of Tiger and even more of some other strips. No one will ever put out books of all that material so why not a website? Or CD-Roms? I prefer reading such material on paper but since no one's going to issue The Complete Tiger, why not give us the chance to buy it in digital format?

Game Time!

This is for those of you who live in or around Los Angeles. After a brief hiatus, the live theatrical production of What's My Line? resumes this Wednesday evening at the Acme Comedy Theater in Hollywood. It's hosted by J. Keith van Straaten, who is very good at game show hosting, and each episode features four celebrity panelists, three contestants with odd occupations, a Mystery Guest and a live commercial or two, plus live music by Adam Chester. They'll be doing it every Wednesday evening through March but since it's different every week, you can go every week. For more info, enter this website and sign in, please.

The Acme will also be the site of another show we're going to recommend in one of our next few postings here. Stay tuned.