Recommended Reading

Two very prominent Conservative bloggers have declared their opposition to the War in Iraq. Andy McCarthy states his reasons here and Professor Stephen Bainbridge does so here. Essentially, McCarthy feels that Americans are dying in Iraq to establish a theoracy ruled by and for Islam, which is not what we want…while Bainbridge feels that the war has been ineptly planned and has been a distraction from the Conservative agenda.

I offer these views without comment, except to say that if the war effort keeps losing supporters like that, it's all over.

Science Marches On

I haven't mentioned it here lately but the Reach Access Daily Flosser is still the greatest scientific breakthrough of the last few centuries. Others may try to tell you that honor belongs to the personal computer, the airplane or even the decoding of the human genome. These people are damn idiots. It's the Reach Access Daily Flosser, I tell you.

Hey, which is more important? Wiping out all disease and suffering or getting those little bits of food out from between your back teeth? I rest my case.

I do not own stock or any other financial interest in the Reach Access Daily Flosser. I just think it's a wonderful thing and I am grateful that technology has advanced to the point where this was possible. I mean, I'm sure that for the first fifty years of my life, it was scientifically impossible to make a stick with a little piece of dental floss on the end. In any case, I'm glad someone finally did.

You can stock up on Reach Access Daily Flossers at any market or drugstore, or you can get a free one sent to you at this site. I'd recommend laying in a big supply…at least three or four for every tooth.

More Blondie Crossovers

The King in The Wizard of Id plans to attend the Bumsteads' anniversary celebration. This will require all the elaborate preparations he mentions plus one he doesn't: Time travel.

Meanwhile, the anniversary is acknowledged in the "Crimestoppers Textbook" feature of today's Dick Tracy strip. I suppose someone will suggest the Blondie strip is among the greater crimes that Dick has called on his readers to help eradicate.

Radical Chic (Young)

The Great Blondie Comic Strip Crossover kicks up another notch today with a quick mention in B.C. and with many of the invited characters showing up in the Blondie strip. I think some of the guests aren't going to receive invitations in their strips until next week but, hey, these are the funnies. They're not supposed to be logical. I also don't understand how Garfield has suddenly learned how to talk. [NOTE: I'm going to try to link to all the strips involved in this event but some of them may be behind subscription walls or on sites that require registration.]

Yesterday, I posted this list of which strips are involved in the promotion and when. Apparently, the person who furnished it to me got it from the rec.arts.comic.strips newsgroup, mainly from a posting there by D.D. Degg. You should know that r.a.c.s. is a fine gathering place for fans of newspaper strips and a good place to visit if you have a question about that topic or if you just want to discuss them.

Flights of Fantasy

My longtime friend Joe Brancatelli runs an excellent website about travel, aiming primarily at the airlines and all that they do wrong. It costs a few bucks to access Joe's site but it yields much valuable info, plus you get e-mailed updates. I just received one that Joe said I could share with you here…

I've just posted several new items at JoeSentMe.com about the first day of the Northwest Airlines mechanics strike. The bottom line: Of 99 flights I tracked at random on Saturday, Northwest racked up a miserable 46.5 percent on-time rating. And this was Saturday, the light day. By Sunday evening and Monday morning, when business travelers have to get back on the road, things will probably be worse.

Bottom line: Despite what you may be hearing in the general media, which merely repeats Northwest management assertions without actually checking the stats Northwest itself is publishing on its flight tracker, this bears all the hallmarks of a 2000-style United Airlines meltdown.

Joe is updating the stats on his site. I would tend to believe him before I'd believe the press coverage that quotes airline execs as saying all is well.

Clarification

To answer several inquiries: No, I did not post the "pledge break" because I'm planning on buying the Picasso.

Act Now! Supply is Limited!

Costco is selling another original Picasso. This one goes for $129,999.99 and I'm wondering if the price is because some sort of tax or insurance fee kicks in if it's $130,000 or if someone actually thought, "Hey, let's knock a penny off and make it sound a lot cheaper."

Last time they did this, the web page had the little Costco "quantity" window on it so before you hit the "add to shopping cart" button, you could specify that you wanted two or three or ten of the item. This time, they don't have online ordering but I like the fact that the webpage includes this announcement…

Costco.com products can be returned to any of our more than 400 Costco warehouses worldwide.

Almost makes you want to buy the thing just so you can take it back, go up to Customer Service and say, "I'd like to exchange this for 268 sets of snow tires and a box of frozen calamari."

Game Time!

Time to catch up on the late night reruns of What's My Line? on GSN…

The other night, they ran a 1958 episode in which one of the contestants was a man named named Henri LaMothe, whose occupation was given as "High Diver (Dives 40 feet into 2 feet of water)." He later got himself the Guinness Book of World Records for making what they called "The highest shallow dive," plunging 28 feet into twelve inches of water, a feat he set around 1979 and which was only recently bested.

What they didn't mention on the show and what I found especially interesting about the man was that, first of all, high-diving was a sideline occupation. His main line of work was as a doctor. In fact, he learned the high-diving trick — a special way of contorting your body when you hit the water — when he attended a medical school with a very shallow pool. Secondly, he was doing this dive well into senior citizenry. He was in his forties on the episode of What's My Line? He was in his seventies when he set the world's record…and we had him on a TV show I wrote in the early eighties where, sure enough, he dove from the top of our studio (around 30 feet) into about as much water as I drink in a day. How odd to see him on this old game show. I remember sitting with him in his dressing room thinking, "This man is old enough to be my grandfather and he's about to do something I wouldn't have attempted when I was sixteen."

The What's My Line? Mystery Guests aren't all that interesting in the coming week: Kathryn Grayson tonight, followed by Esther Williams, Van Cliburn, Althea Gibson, Steve & Eydie, and Dick Powell. In a month or so, we should get to a few weeks of very interesting shows to watch.

For Big Ones

Hey, you want a handy Internet service? Let's say you have to send a very large file to one or more people. You could e-mail it to each of them but not everyone's e-mail service will accept large files. Moreover, if you're sending it to ten people, that would mean your computer would have to upload it ten times. So whaddaya do? And yes, I know I'm starting to sound like a damn infomercial about this…

You use YouSendIt.com. This is such a great free service that you figure there's got to be a catch…but as far as I can tell, there isn't. You upload the file (up to 1 GB) to their server and enter the e-mail addresses(es) of its intended recipient(s). The site sends messages out to everyone you specify and gives them a link to come and download the file at their leisure. It remains available for seven days and then it's deleted from the YouSendIt server.

Folks say it's safe and secure but if you're concerned that someone will pry into your file, you can use some sort of encryption on it. The easiest would probably be to put it into a password-protected ZIP file, and then e-mail the password to the recipient. You probably have a ZIP program on your computer even if you don't know about it.

I posted this because I thought some of you could make good use of it, but also because I wanted to have one item up here this weekend that doesn't concern Cindy Sheehan.

Recommended Reading

As of this moment, The New York Times has not officially posted this weekend's Frank Rich column. However, it's hidden on their site and I've figured out how to link to it. It's about Cindy Sheehan and the attempts to make her protest about her instead of about the War in Iraq.

Comics Crossover

The Blondie newspaper strip will be 75 years old on September 8. To celebrate, members of her clan are paying visits to other strips to invite their characters to a big party. The festivities start today and depending on my mood, I may or may not provide links to all the strips involved, which lead up to an appearance in the feature by George W. and Laura Bush on September 4. If Cindy Sheehan is still camped out in Crawford on that date, we will probably hear remarks that Bush is too busy to meet with the mother of a soldier killed in Iraq but he has plenty of time to visit Blondie and Dagwood Bumstead.

In any case, because I promised Len Wein I'd dig up this information, here's the current schedule of crossover strips…

  • Saturday, August 20: Garfield, Rose is Rose
  • Sunday, August 21: B.C.
  • Monday, August 22: Mutts
  • Tuesday, August 23: Beetle Bailey, Mother Goose and Grimm
  • Wednesday, August 24: The Family Circus
  • Saturday, August 27: Hi and Lois
  • Sunday, August 28: For Better or For Worse, Sally Forth
  • Wednesday, August 31: The Family Circus
  • Friday, September 2: The Lockhorns
  • Saturday, September 3: Dennis the Menace
  • August 29-September 3: Curtis
  • August 29-September 4: Hagar the Horrible
  • Dates Unknown: Zits, Wizard of Id, Gasoline Alley, Dick Tracy, Bizarro

From the E-Mailbag…

Jim Jurgensen (who doesn't capitalize his name but I will) writes…

1. Cindy Sheehan seems to yuck it up quite a bit for a person who had her son killed.

2. Seeing her holding a Pro-Palestine sign bobbing it up-and-down like she's at a political convention with a big smile on her face makes me think twice about her motives…or someone else's agenda she's been sucked into or milk it long enough for a nice book deal.

I guess what it comes down to for me is that though I'm sorry Ms. Sheehan lost her son, ultimately I don't think her motives or personal integrity matter that much. In my e-mailbox and when I go to certain websites, I am assaulted by arguments that there's something wrong with the woman…that she's nuts or a Communist or someone's puppet or lying or whatever. Many of the assailants seem to want me to leap from that to the notion that there's something wrong with all criticisms of the current U.S. effort in Iraq.

This is not to suggest Cindy Sheehan is everything (or even anything) her detractors say she is. But even if she is, so what? At worst, she's one human being who's getting way too much media attention. Someone else wrote me that what she's doing is a "stunt." Okay, fine. It's a stunt. All protest demonstrations are. The idea is to call attention to your cause, and in that she seems to be succeeding, which is why I think she's generally been a positive force. She's caused a few more people to begin thinking and talking about Iraq.

Which is good because we need to talk more what's going on Iraq. I spend more time following the news than most people and I'm getting foggier and foggier on why we're there, what will constitute a genuine success that will justify the costs (both human and financial) and just how our leaders think we're going to get to that. If I sound forgiving of Ms. Sheehan's evident confusions, it may be because I'm confused about Iraq, myself. I don't think George W. Bush should go down to Camp Casey (or whatever they're calling it) and explain to her what Americans are dying for. I think he ought to go on TV and tell us all…and on a level that goes deeper than robotic talking points like, "We have to show the world that we mean business." Several polls now show 55% of Americans think going to war in Iraq was a mistake and that number's going to go up, not down. If there are good reasons we're there, Bush needs to do a better job of reminding people what they are.

Because that stuff's important. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being a matter of critical concern, the rationale for war is at least 8.5, maybe nine. Questions about Cindy Sheehan's personal life and whether she's looking for a book deal are barely a one, if that. If she bothers you, just ignore her the way you ignored the Scott Peterson case or the search for the Runaway Bride or, if you're smarter than I am, the Michael Jackson trial. I fear much of America is about to make the same mistake that many made during the Vietnam War. It was to get more emotional and interested in the protests than in what they were protesting. In the long run, Cindy Sheehan doesn't matter. What we do in Iraq does.

Today's Political Posting

It's a heavy work day but I wanted to mention a few things here before I plunge back into a script…

Sam Tomaino writes to take issue with my characterization of John McCain as "pro-choice." He's right, though if you Google the senator's track record on this topic, you might see why I was confused. McCain votes pretty much like your basic "pro-life" candidate, though he occasionally says things like — this is a quote — "Certainly in the short term, or even the long term, I would not support the repeal of Roe vs. Wade." Opponents have accused him of being "pro-life" but of sometimes disguising this to try and tap into "pro-choice" voters. (By the way: I usually put "pro-life" and "pro-choice" in quotes because I think they're rotten terms for the attitudes they're used to denote.)

Sam and a few other correspondents also argue that Richard Nixon was not much-loved by the extreme right in his day…

I remember a man named John Ashbrook. Ashbrook was a conservative GOP congressman from Ohio (I think) who ran a campaign for the Presidency in 1972 in GOP primaries against Nixon. He got no delegates but he had support from important conservatives of the time like William Rusher, publisher of National Review. They even had little buttons with a no-left-turn symbol on them. Nixon had done a number of things to p.o. conservatives: detente with the Soviet Union, normalization of relations with China, expansion of the "welfare state" spending, etc. I don't remember whether wage and price controls were in effect in early 1972 but conservatives did not like them either. The Ashcroft campaign was the start of a conservative movement in the GOP that resulted in the Reagan campaigns in 1976 & 1980. So I don't think Nixon had much support from the "extreme right."

I agree that if you look at Nixon's record, there's plenty in there that angered hardcore conservatives…but my recollection is that Nixon had the support of much of the extreme right in spite of all that. They sure turned out to vote for him (or maybe just against George McGovern) in '72. Ashbrook — who was, you're right, from Ohio — didn't get very far. Nixon was very good at pushing emotional buttons, and with all his "tough guy" talk about America as a super-power and punishing war protesters and especially of "law and order," he got them where he wanted them. A lot of Conservatives might have preferred someone else but in the end, they supported Nixon. It was only after he left the stage that those Reagan Republicans had an opening.

A lot of this gets down to the fact that people often form an image of a politician based on his speeches and stated positions, and then cling to it despite that individual's actual actions. Nixon was not as Conservative as a lot of his backers wanted to believe, just as Bill Clinton — in deeds if not rhetoric — wasn't as Liberal as many of those who voted for him both times believed. And of course, George W. Bush was the guy who was going to reduce the size of the federal government and not get us into any silly attempts at "nation-building."

Chuck Sigars writes to remind me that the third G.O.P. emissary — who along with Goldwater and Scott went to tell Nixon it was all over — was House minority leader John Rhodes.

Several folks have written to ask what I think of Cindy Sheehan and why I haven't written anything about her protest efforts. I haven't been entirely sure what to think of Cindy Sheehan, beyond the obvious bullet points that I feel sorry for any mother who loses a child, and that I admire her guts for sticking her neck out as far as she has. It bothers me when anyone purports to speak for the dead, but it bothers me a lot less when a mother puts words in her son's mouth than it does when people who never met the kid announce that he would certainly have been ashamed of his mother.

I lost the last gram of whatever respect I once had for Bill O'Reilly that time he had on the young man whose father had died in the 9/11 tragedies. The son was protesting certain Bush policies on terrorism and O'Reilly — who never knew the deceased at all — was saying, "I don't think your father would be approving of this [position]." Just for the record, my mother doesn't know every single thing about how I feel but her understanding is sure worth a helluva lot more than the opinion of someone who never met me.

Cindy Sheehan is not a seasoned politician or pundit. That is both her strength and her weakness. Some of the things she has said — or at least, been quoted as saying, which is not always the same thing — strike me as awkward and off-target. In a way, the lack of polish and precision makes her message more effective because it comes from (or seems to come from) the heart. At the same time though, it makes her vulnerable to attack, and I guess the attacks by their very nature have driven me more towards her side. It's amazing to me that grown men and women weren't bothered by Bush saying we'd found the Weapons of Mass Destruction, or Cheney saying the insurgency is in its last throes, or Rice trying to explain away as insignificant, a briefing headlined, "Bin Laden determined to attack inside the U.S." or dozens of other disingenuous or blatantly false statements. All of those can be rationalized or ignored by people who are now going over every syllable Cindy Sheehan utters, trying to find phrases that prove she's a nutcase or a tool of the far left or just an awful person. Maybe she's just a grieving mother who believes what she says but hasn't yet learned how to speak in precise, carefully-worded sound bites.

Like an ever-widening majority of Americans, I think Iraq is a mess. I'm honestly not sure if it's a mess we should stay and fix or one we should just walk away from. Making either option work has to involve some recognition that serious mistakes have been made. If Cindy Sheehan, in her amateur, clumsy way can get us closer to that recognition, then more power to her.