Today's Political Rant

As I've probably mentioned before here, I've never quite understood the admonition to "support our troops." What is it that I might do that would constitute non-support of the men and women fighting over in Iraq? Mock their haircuts? Every time I've heard someone accuse someone else of showing disrespect or a lack of support for "the troops," it seems to be code for "Don't dare suggest that their leaders are not running the war properly or are getting anyone killed needlessly." This was true back in the 'Nam days. It's true now.

The only real, meaningful definition I can come up with about supporting our troops is that we should make sure they have the best possible equipment and protection, that they're not sent into battle needlessly, that they're paid decently, that the wounded receive proper medical care, and that no man or woman returns from service to a life of poverty. These things are not happening, at least not to the extent they should. The exchange one G.I. had the other day with Donald Rumsfeld about body armor is suddenly getting diverted into a debate over the propriety of the question and whether it was "planted." That's a small matter. The larger matter, which no one seems to be denying, is that our troops have not had the best-possible protections in a war that was started on our timetable, not the enemy's. To me, that's a much greater example of "non-support" than anything a guy with a picket sign might commit.

Meanwhile, according to this article, veterans are starting to show up at homeless shelters in this country. This article [Record Online, registration intermittently required] details the financial struggle of one man who lost an arm in Iraq and this piece says that while by some methods of counting, the death rate in Iraq is lower than some past wars, loss of limbs is occurring at a higher-than-usual rate. We have an unfortunate tendency to count the "human loss" of war only in terms of folks who actually die. There are also great costs in those who are injured and emotionally-scarred, and those people are too often hidden and neglected.

Except for a few extreme nutcases, everyone in this country — whether they're for the war in Iraq or ag'in it — wants to see the soldiers return home safely and to be properly compensated for their service. I'd like to see "support our troops" turn into a demand for the government to make that the norm. Too often lately, it's used as a club against those who criticize Bush, Rumsfeld and all the rest who are actually running the war that's getting some of those we support killed and driving others to homeless shelters.

About About Comics

As a couple of comic news sites have reported, About Comics has cancelled its series reprinting DNAgents and Crossfire after one volume of each. The marketplace is so screwy these days, especially for small publishers, that I'm not surprised. I was very happy with the job that my pal Nat Gertler did in packaging and publishing the material, and I'm sorry for all of us that it didn't work out. Maybe another time…

Moments to Remember

As a couple of folks (including Stan Tychinski and Fred Hembeck) have informed me, the full list of The 100 Most Memorable TV Moments is not a grand secret. It was printed in full in the current issue of TV Guide. I rarely read past the first few pages of that magazine unless the checkout line at the market is unusually long.

I know it's silly to quibble with any list of this sort, but I could only think of two "moments" that surprised me in their omission. One was Walter Cronkite announcing the death of President Kennedy. The other was President Johnson surprising the nation and newsmen alike with his announcement that he would not seek a second term. The entertainment ones are too subjective to weigh, but Kennedy's death and Johnson's abdication were actually instances where, on live TV right before your eyes, you could feel the world change.

And of course, I'd have tossed in my first screen credit. That is, if historians haven't bulk-erased all the old tapes of The McLean Stevenson Show.

What? No Thundarr the Barbarian?

TV Land and TV Guide have teamed for five hour-long specials this week that countdown The 100 Most Memorable TV Moments. Like all these lists, the picks are arguable, especially when one considers the many ways to define "memorable" and the simple vagaries of personal experience. Many aren't memorable to me because I never saw them in the first place.

The specials are well-produced and someone deserves a lot of credit, if only for obtaining so many "talking head" interviews to comment on and describe the memorable moments. There are a lot of nice sleight-of-hand moves in evidence. In many cases, they were unable to obtain (or unwilling to pay for) actual footage of the memorable moments in question. So they switch between a lot of different folks discussing it and intercut still photos…and in many cases, you barely notice that they didn't actually show you the moment. I'll bet a lot of people will watch these specials and think they saw footage that wasn't there.

Tonight's show counted down #21-40 with things like Bill Clinton playing sax on The Arsenio Hall Show, Henry Blake's death on M*A*S*H, Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, Hank Aaron's home run record and Eddie Murphy doing James Brown on Saturday Night Live. In fact, if you want to see the whole list, they have it up on their website. Here's #81-100. Here's #61-80. Here's #60-41. And here's #40-21.

They're counting down #1-20 on the installment tomorrow night and to keep America in suspense, they haven't posted or released that list yet. However, it's hidden on the website without any active links to it, which means that you can read it if you know where to look. All five hours rerun a couple times on Saturday.

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam…

Sounds like a joke but it's true: To tie in with the new Monty Python musical, Spamalot, the Hormel company is putting out a special "golden honey grail" can of Spam. It comes out in February — when the show will be opening on Broadway — and they say it'll be available just in New York. I have a feeling this will be a collectible only, which is to say no one will actually open the can and consume its contents. Which if you must buy a can of Spam is always a good idea.

Here's a press release about this monumental event. Here's an announcement about the pre-Broadway pre-cast album of the show, which sounds like a CD of the demos Eric Idle recorded. And here's a link to the official website for the show, which is full of all sorts of silliness. If you just load the site and listen, you can hear an awful lot of the score. [Thanks to Roger Ash for the tip.]

Clark Can't

We're thinking good thoughts this evening for Dick Clark, who earlier this week, suffered what is being described as a "mild stroke." I worked for Dick on a few occasions and apart from his well-known aversion to paying high salaries, I liked him tremendously.

I can't help think about a problem that Dick's crew and his network may be discussing at the moment. As everyone knows, a fixture of every December 31/January 1 transition is the annual Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve special, with Dick reporting from a rooftop in Times Square. What some folks may not know is that the rest of the show — everything except Dick's live cut-ins — is recorded some time before. It's tough to book top musical acts on New Year's Eve, especially for the kind of money Dick Clark Productions tends to offer.

I dunno when they did this year's but back when I worked for Dick, the music portions were all taped in October with the hosts saying, "And now, let's go to Dick Clark in Times Square!" This year, the broadcast takes the form of two programs — one before and one after your local 11:30 newscast — for a total of three hours and thirty minutes. One suspects they've taped all the music and a lot of footage that mentions cutting to Dick in New York. One also suspects that even if Mr. Clark makes a rapid recovery, it would not be a good idea for him to fly to New York, battle New Year's Eve crowds and spend several hours atop a building in what may be pretty cold weather. So someone is at the very least thinking about an alternate Times Square correspondent and figuring out how they can re-edit what is already taped to accommodate a change. Dick might still pull himself together in time, but they're probably scrambling to pull together a Plan B. Just in case.

Recommended Reading

Frank Rich uses the movie Kinsey as a jumping-off point to discuss attempts in this country to roll back sexual freedom. Quick summary: Everything old is new again.

Recommended Reading

And for a more considerate attitude about our men and women in uniform overseas, I direct you to a column by Lloyd Omdahl.

Recommended Reading

Fred Kaplan discusses the latest instance of Donald Rumsfeld saying something horribly insensitive and inaccurate. Republicans are often very quick to pounce on anything a Democrat says that could possibly be interpreted as anti-military or disrespectful to our brave fighting men and women. But apparently The Donald can get away with just about anything.

Ashlee Dances

Here's a clever piece of Shockwave animation at the expense of Ashlee Simpson. I'm starting to feel sorry for Ms. Simpson with all the lip-syncing jokes, but I think even she'd enjoy this one.

Ray and George

Our friend Ray Bradbury was among the recipients of the National Medal of Arts a few weeks ago, a fact which has just come to my attention. Here's an article about the Oval Office ceremony with George W. Bush and a bad picture of all the winners. [Washington Post, registration perhaps required. You never know with some of these links.]

Today's Political Question

Hmm. Donald Rumsfeld says he expects that American troops can be withdrawn from Iraq within four years. Wasn't it just a few months ago that George W. Bush was saying that John Kerry was wrong for trying to set any sort of "artificial timelines" for something like that?

This Just In…

The Grammy nominations have been announced and here's what's up for Best Comedy Album…

  • Come Poop With Me, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
  • The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents…America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, Jon Stewart and the Cast of The Daily Show
  • The Funny Thing Is…, Ellen DeGeneres
  • Live at Carnegie Hall, David Sedaris
  • The O'Franken Factor Factor — The Very Best of the O'Franken Factor, Al Franken

Some people may be startled to see that the nomination is listed for Triumph and not for Bob Smigel but, hey, it's the music business. More people are probably startled to learn that there are still comedy albums.

On the Passing of Bob Haney

I thought I'd post some thoughts about Bob Haney that might have seemed out of place in an obit, and these tie in with Irwin Donenfeld, who passed away last week. One of the problems that has always plagued the comic book industry is how to evolve in order to remain relevant to an ever-changing youth market. This is a never-ending concern for every entertainment form but it seems especially acute in comics, given how precarious that market has always been.

In the last few decades, I think the business has erred mightily in both directions. At times, you've had the then-current talent pool trying too fervently to re-create the era of comics they'd enjoyed when they were ten years old. Imagine a video game company today trying to market the original Pong machines. Conversely, there have been periods in comics when the makers seemed too desperate to seem contemporary, to the extent of trashing their characters and abandoning what it was that made them popular in the first place. This extreme has usually manifested itself by ripping off current hit movies and by replacing perfectly competent (but older) writers and artists with younger folks whose work sometimes isn't any better…and often, doesn't sell as well.

In the sixties, DC Comics produced some fine, successful comics but the firm still managed to take a general sales downturn, owing mainly to competition from Marvel. Around the DC offices, there was a certain clueless arrogance: They knew Marvel was overtaking them and couldn't figure why. We all knew that Marvel was doing fresher, more dynamic stories and that DC suffered from a certain avuncular stodginess…but up at DC, they thought they were doing the best comic books humanly possible and couldn't fathom why they were losing market share. There's a quote often attributed to Donenfeld that I suspect is apocryphal, but it was widely believed because it was not at odds with the company's editorial attitude around 1966. It was that "The secret of Marvel's success is bad art. Kids relate to crude artwork." The "bad art" to which the alleged quote referred was primarily that of Jack Kirby and most folks today would tell you that it wasn't bad, it was better. But DC slid out of first place because only a few folks there — none of them in positions of power — understood that Marvel was successfully reinventing the super-hero comic for the current generation.

Two of those few were Bob Haney and Arnold Drake, two freelance writers. In 1963, Drake and Haney collaborated to create The Doom Patrol (drawn by Bruno Premiani) and a year later, Haney co-created (with artist Ramona Fradon) Metamorpho the Element Man. These were two of the few starring super-hero creations of the day that were wholly new as opposed to updatings of older characters. They were also written with a bit more of what we might now call the "Marvel sensibility," adding depth and personality to stories that might otherwise have just been about catching the bank robbers or stopping the alien invasion. Metamorpho, especially, was Haney's attempt to bring to DC the kind of thing Marvel was doing…though this was not an intent he dared say aloud in the office. The result was a book that briefly showed signs of being a big hit. Two try-out issues in The Brave and the Bold sold well, as did the first four issues of the regular Metamorpho comic…but then Fradon left.

Though she was replaced by artists who slavishly traced and imitated her style, sales did a nosedive. It may not have been just because of that. The comic seemed out of place at DC and as comic book readers became more fervent about following their favorite titles, it became suicidal for a book to be, as Metamorpho was, bi-monthly. I think DC missed a real opportunity then by not publishing their best comics more often and by being too hasty to cancel new books that didn't seem to be catching on. Readers learned the hard way not to fall in love with anything the company put out. It seemed like forever between issues and you came to feel that whatever you liked would be gone in the not-too-distant future. Marvel was on the move…DC was in a state of constant, hesitant retreat. They retreated on Metamorpho but the fondness some still hold for the character suggests that maybe giving up on it wasn't such a hot idea. Certainly, very little they tried instead did any better and much of it has been largely forgotten.

Haney continued to work for DC but soon began struggling to find the right note in a changing industry. The editor of Metamorpho was kicked out about the same time that Irwin Donenfeld was forcibly retired. Thereafter, Bob did most of his work for Murray Boltinoff, who for a time was the only editor in the office who actively preferred to work with "older" talent. That was good because it kept Bob employed but bad because Boltinoff was forever resisting progress in content. When readers cried out for more continuity between titles, Boltinoff decided this was just the plea of fringe, atypical fans. He clung to a probably-obsolete belief that steady buyers were vocal but few and that the mass audience only cared if a tale made internal sense. Under Boltinoff, Haney wrote The Brave and the Bold, a book that featured Batman teaming up with everyone else in the DC Universe…but those characters often — and even Batman at times — did not act quite like they had in previous appearances. The stories, taken by themselves, were often very good but readers squirmed at the discontinuity. Because of that and his other work (like the wonky "Super-Sons" series in World's Finest Comics that made no continuity sense, whatsoever), Haney became the archetype "old school writer" of comics. Some of his attempts to modernize his work with "hip" language went over like a senior citizen in bell-bottoms.

He was not the only creator of his generation to find himself in this position. About the same time, I spent a few hours with Bob Brown, a veteran artist who had drawn everything from Batman to Challengers of the Unknown but who now found his work regarded as "old-fashioned." It wasn't so much that Brown couldn't take a more modern approach to his work as that he just plain didn't understand what that meant. Editors kept showing him the work of new artists, he told me. They'd say, "This is what we want now," but Brown couldn't grasp just what it was he was supposed to learn from the examples, which often struck him as displaying weak anatomy, poor perspective and other fundamental errors.  It was almost like they were telling him that "Kids relate to crude artwork" and he knew it wasn't that.

The first time I met Bob Haney was not long after Brown had passed away. We got to discussing his problem and Haney identified. He was a smart man but he had an underlying bitterness, believing that the work of younger writers who'd replaced him was not very good, and no more successful than his would have been. The latter is arguable but not insane. Certainly, some comics produced by folks who were thought of as "hot, new talent" have sold so poorly that a comic written by Bob Haney and drawn by someone like Bob Brown would not have fared worse and might even have done better. In terms of quality, Haney's work is already more highly-regarded than a lot of what was produced by those who replaced him. Could he have produced more like that? We'll never know. Some talents, once they get off track, never quite get back on.

I find it interesting to think that Haney, who was ahead of the pack in the sixties, came to be perceived as someone who'd fallen hopelessly behind. Like most who've worked in comics, he produced good work and bad, and I'm sure they generally felt the same from his vantage point. And I guess I find myself wondering if the decided downturn in comic book circulation the last decade or two is a result of people like Bob Haney moving away from comics…or of comics moving away from people like Bob Haney. It could, of course, be neither. But it could also be one or the other or both.

Recommended Reading

Barry Scheck discusses the vast inequalities in sentencing in criminal cases. [Washington Post, you gotta register] Basically, he points out that the punishment doesn't always fit the crime; that some lesser offenses receive the harshest jail terms. He might also have mentioned that sometimes, a man hacks two people to death — like his most famous client did — and gets to go out and play golf. But O.J. aside, Mr. Scheck is doing wonderful work straightening out aberrations of the justice system and freeing the wrongly-convicted, and his piece is worth a read.