Sportsman Schulz

In the category of Books Every Fan of Comic Art Must Own comes It's Only a Game, a collection of the "other" comic strip by Charles M. Schulz, the one he rarely mentioned in interviews because it was not successful. Between '57 and '59, with Peanuts not yet the hit it would soon become, Schulz also produced a sports-oriented three-times-a-week-plus-Sunday comic panel, working with cartoonist Jim Sasseville. (Sasseville was then also helping Schulz produce material for Peanuts comic books published by Dell.) The strip, which covered every sport Schulz and Sasseville could think of, started with a modest list of subscribing newspapers. A year later, it still had the same modest list…and with Peanuts requiring more and more of his time, Schulz decided to pull the plug on It's Only a Game. All in all, it lasted 63 weeks.

Still, the resultant feature is a nice reminder that Charlie Brown's maker was a multi-faceted cartoonist, not just a guy with one idea, and we have Nat Gertler to thank for putting them all into this inexpensive (a little over ten bucks) volume. Here's a link to order your copy from Amazon. I suggest you do.

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Last thing I'll recommend tonight, I promise: Governor Howard Dean writes out his pitch to the Democratic Party to begin acting like…well, like the Democratic Party.

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I seem to be recommending a lot of reading today…so here's one more. Paul Krugman takes time out from his sabbatical to explain why privatizing Social Security is a bad idea.

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When the FCC receives complaints about indecency on television and decides to take action, is it because the public at large has objected? Or have most of those complaints been arranged by the Parents Television Council, a Conservative activist group? This article suggests the latter.

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Woody Allen (that's right, Woody Allen) reports on the Disney Stockholders' suit against Michael Eisner.

Bob Haney, R.I.P.

Left to right: Writers Bob Haney and Arnold Drake

A great fixture of the "Silver Age" of comics, veteran comic book writer Bob Haney died Thanksgiving Day at a nursing facility in El Cajon, California. He was 78 years old and had been hospitalized for some time, recovering from a stroke that had left him unable to speak or recognize people. He was reportedly making a decent recovery when additional complications ended his life, which comes as sad news. He was among the most articulate and outspoken writers in the field, and someone I always enjoyed talking with on the few occasions when I had the opportunity.

Raised in Philadelphia, Haney always credited vintage comic strips (especially Prince Valiant and Flash Gordon) and the radio dramas of his youth as inspiration. He received an M.A. from Columbia University and put it to work writing novels under an array of pen names and, in 1948, comic books. Between '48 and '55, he worked, mostly on crime and war comics, for a number of publishers — Fawcett, Standard, Hillman, Harvey, St. John, et al. Most of these firms went out of business during the period but around 1956, he connected with DC Comics and that became a long and happy association, with Bob eventually writing just about every kind of comic they published.

He is best remembered for co-creating the original Teen Titans, Doom Patrol and Metamorpho the Element Man, and did a long and memorable stint writing team-up stories (mostly Batman and someone else) for The Brave and the Bold. Among the other features he worked on were Superman, Aquaman, World's Finest Comics, The Unknown Soldier, Johnny Cloud, Sea Devils, Eclipso, The Viking Prince, Mark Merlin and Sgt. Rock. The character of Rock is generally associated with writer-editor Robert Kanigher, but Haney authored a number of memorable Sgt. Rock tales, including the first one. He also produced scripts for the sixties' Superman and Aquaman cartoon shows and worked for Rankin-Bass on several animated shows, including Thundercats, Silverhawks and Karate Kat.

He wrote for DC until the mid-eighties, occasionally clashing with younger editors and struggling to produce material they considered fresh and contemporary. When work dried up, he turned his attention to other forms of writing, including the authorship of a book on another of his passions, carpentry. His last few years, he resided in San Felipe in Baja, Mexico and occasionally ventured North to appear at one of the Comic-Con Internationals in San Diego. We never knew if he was coming, for he was difficult to reach down in Mexico, but when he showed up, he was a welcome and valuable addition to our panels. One visit a few years back led to him writing a new story of old Teen Titans for DC, though it has yet to be published. I hope someday it is, as I always enjoyed his writing, especially on The Unknown Soldier and Metamorpho. DC ought to reprint the early issues of Metamorpho, one of the freshest, liveliest comics that came out of the company in the sixties.

Ken Jennings and Jeopardy!

I don't for a minute think that Ken Jennings' stunning run on Jeopardy! was bogus, but I was amazed that more of the press coverage didn't mention the only other comparable quiz show champ, Charles Van Doren. Van Doren was the guy who racked up a then-staggering $138,000 on Twenty-One in 1957, becoming a national celebrity and — as you can see — even making the cover of Time. It later came to light that Twenty-One, like many game shows of the day, manipulated the outcome by giving some contestants the answers and coaching them on how and when to win and lose. The idea was to create not just a big winner but the right kind of winner…a person for whom America could cheer.

It all came crashing down in a scandal that, like so many scandals, ended with a few token participants being humiliated and punished, and most getting away with the knowledge that they shouldn't do it again, lest they be caught. Clearly, a lot of the fixers and fibbers escaped. Clearly too, a lot of perhaps legitimate questions about honesty on television were neatly side-stepped. If it was wrong to make sure Charles Van Doren kept winning, was it wrong to make sure Gorgeous George triumphed in those wrestling matches? For supposedly spontaneous interviews on talk shows to be covertly pre-scripted? The White House was then planting questions with reporters for presidential press conferences, and a lot of commercials weren't exactly honest. If it was wrong for the outcome of a game show to be controlled, were any of these other practices deceiving the viewing public to some extent? Congress investigated shows like Twenty-One and Dotto and others of dubious integrity but carefully ventured nowhere near the other questions.

The interesting thing about Jennings' legitimate streak of wins was that it showed it wasn't necessary to rig a game show to create a Charles Van Doren. What was necessary was to remove the rule that prevented anyone from winning big. One of the ways in which the networks dealt with the Great Game Show Scandal was by laying down limits on how much someone could take home. Initially, I think it was around $2000 and then over the years, it increased and increased as necessary to make a show "work." NBC upped their limit when Let's Make a Deal seemed to need bigger prizes for its finale. CBS upped theirs when they decided a new show called The $10,000 Pyramid could make them competitive in the daytime ratings, then raised it again a few times when that show needed the ratings boost. At one point, a couple of shows had rules that if your winnings exceeded a certain limit, everything above that amount would go to charity.

In the eighties, the rule at CBS was that once you'd accumulated $25,000 on a show, you could keep everything above that you won but you couldn't return to win more on another episode. At least the intent of that regulation was circumvented in 1984 when a gent named Michael Larsen went on Press Your Luck and, having figured out a pattern/loophole in the show's electronic game board, won $110,237. Interestingly, Larsen had originally intended not to win that much in his first (and, as it turned out, only) appearance on the show. Aware of the rule, he wanted to win $24,000 or so, then come back for another episode and shoot the moon. But he accidentally slipped over $25,000 so he just kept on going. Before him, a big winner on Press Your Luck had taken home $10,000 or so.

Some at the network were upset over the win, and investigators were actually hired to check up on Larsen and make certain he hadn't conspired with someone on the crew of the program. It turned out Larsen was a pretty suspicious fellow (he soon lost the money in a variety of shady deals) but he'd won without chicanery, and the game show industry has not collapsed or been hauled before more Senate subcommittees. It probably helped nudged the door open to networks eventually abandoning limits on contestant winnings.

Last year, Jeopardy! lifted its rule that said a winner was retired after five episodes…and this year, just in time for Sweeps, they had Ken Jennings. He was everything the producers of Twenty-One had wanted Charles Van Doren and their other big winners to be — charming, self-effacing, bright…and the kind of guy for whom America could root. The only difference was that they didn't have to give him the answers in order to keep him winning show after show after show. They just had to give him the chance.

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The court case over Michael Ovitz's Disney severance continues to provide interesting insights, not only to the Disney company but to much of Corporate America. Walter Shapiro has some comments.

Today's Non-Political Rant

About once every three weeks, someone comes to my door, trying to get me to adopt their religious views. This annoys me on several levels, not the least of which is that I don't even like friends, let alone total strangers, coming to my door sans invitation. They all seem to have an uncanny knack for ringing my doorbell just when I'm in my underwear or about to get into the shower or especially when I'm in that "zone" where I'm writing something I really like and don't want to be interrupted. A few months ago when I hurt my foot, it was a special annoyance to have to hobble down the stairs to answer the door and find someone selling something.

So I've made a personal policy: If someone comes to my door without an invite, the answer is no. Whatever it is. No, I won't buy your product. No, I won't donate money to your cause. No, I won't give you money for repainting the house number of my curb for the fifth time this month.

And I especially won't stand there in my doorway and discuss Jesus Christ or The Bible or The Rapture with you. Those may all be important, worthy topics but I don't need to debate them with people who have nothing better to do with their lives than wander door to door with pamphlets. I usually tell such folks that I resent (a) someone diminishing those topics to such a shallow level that they can be sold like Girl Scout Cookies and/or (b) the concept that my beliefs are so shallow that they could be changed by a quick, impromptu chat with a stranger. My beliefs have changed throughout my adult life, but never because of one sales pitch. These people are like Human Spam, trying to sell you prescription medicines without a prescription. The only problem is that you can't just hit the Delete Key and make them go away in two seconds.

Dot's Right

I haven't read one since I was about eight but I recall enjoying the Little Dot comic books. The character was reportedly created by writer-artist Vic Herman and debuted, looking somewhat different than she later did, as a back-up feature in Harvey's Sad Sack comic book. Later, she was redesigned by Warren Kremer, who was the archetype artist for Harvey Comics, and she got her own book…and two of her back-up features, Little Lotta and Richie Rich, also graduated to stardom. It was a fun comic…but I never thought about it in quite the same way that my pal Mike Gold is thinking about it over on his weblog.

A Brief Thought

If you think back, The Mary Tyler Moore Show ended with a cute reversal of logic: Everyone was fired from WJM News except the guy who was truly, undeniably incompetent…Ted Baxter.

You get the feeling the same pattern's at work with the Bush Cabinet? Get rid of everybody except Rumsfeld…

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And here's an article by John W. Dean about the red state/blue state way of looking at America. Personally, I think the whole county is just purple mountain's majesty.

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