Speaking of Blackjack…

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For some time, I've heard tales — some of them, apparently true — of an almost-legendary sweep that a Blackjack team composed of M.I.T. students made a few years ago in Las Vegas. Like most things in and around that town, stories are exaggerated and embellished to a lustrous shine, and I know there have been a few books and screenplays written about the effort and I think there's even a motion picture in production. It is now the subject of a fascinating 2-hour documentary that just debuted on The History Channel.

Actually, there are enough re-created scenes that "documentary" is hardly an apt term. It's more like a TV Movie starring most of the key participants, some of them photographed in silhouette to conceal their faces. The true story (assuming this is the true story) is minus some of the more colorful anecdotes and plot twists I heard but it's still an amazing tale. It's also amazingly well-told in an intriguing mix of interviews and dramatized scenes. The title is Breaking Vegas and the next airing is next Saturday afternoon. Set the TiVo.

The Official Stupid Explanation of the Internet

Stephen Soymonoff points me towards the press release via which Pentax announced that theirs was "The Official Digital Camera of the Internet." I believe this is the same way Michael Jackson became "The King of Pop."

Things I Spend Too Much Time Thinking About

The Pentax company, as you can see here, bills their product as "The Official Digital Camera of the Internet." How exactly did they get this title?

I understand how a product becomes "The Official Cottage Cheese of the 2004 Olympics." The 2004 Olympics have a management that sanctions such titles in exchange for large sums of cash. If we had enough money, we could go to them and get Groo named "The Official Stupid Comic Book of the 2004 Olympics." And I guess that would somehow boost our sales even though it in no way pertained to the actual quality of what we're selling. That almost makes sense.

But who has the authority to grant titles for the Internet? I mean, even Al Gore doesn't own it.

I've never owned a Pentax camera and you know what this kind of thing makes me think? It makes me think that if they have to whip up a phony award to bestow on themselves, maybe their product isn't very good.

Alan King

About ten minutes ago, I was watching a show on The History Channel all about Las Vegas. Alan King was on the screen talking about the town just as I received an e-mail from someone telling me Alan King had passed away. I respected the years and the skill but I somehow never warmed up to the guy on TV. I think at times it was that he dressed too well. I'd see him on Ed Sullivan's show bitching about the airlines and he always struck me as a very wealthy, successful guy who shouldn't have been pretending to speak for the Little Man. My father laughed at him and my aunt asked, "How can he get away with saying such things?"

But I never really laughed, nor did I feel like I was supposed to. He was the comedian of my parents' generation and he sure knew how to entertain those folks. Here's a link to the New York Times obit.

My all-time favorite Alan King performance was not a standup performance but a "concept" record album he made in 1960 called Alan King in Suburbia. It featured monologue material about living in the suburbs, interspersed with very funny songs written by Bobby Worth and Jack Quigley. It's quite hard to find — I scoured the Internet and couldn't even locate a JPEG of its cover to post here — but if you ever spot a copy at a garage sale, grab it. Maybe Dr. Demento will play a couple of cuts in memoriam.

Jay and Dave

Here's an interesting discourse on why America prefers Jay Leno to David Letterman. Personally, I think it may be a little simpler than some make it out to be. I think a lot of folks feel Dave is doing the same show over and over, and that he often exudes the traits of a man who doesn't want to be there…whereas it's just more pleasant, especially around bedtime, to be at Jay's party. Those criticisms are now less true than they were for a while there — I think Letterman is a lot better lately than he's been in years and Jay's fallen into formula — but the shifts have been subtle. I still watch 'em both but find myself doing frequent Fast Forwards on the TiVo remote, usually when Jay turns things over to a guest correspondent or Dave cuts to Rupert's Deli.

One of the skills Mr. Carson employed to keep his show fresh for three decades was a good sense of when a bit had gotten tired, and he did not base these decisions primarily on the response of the studio audience. Johnny knew that folks who come to see you tape are (a) more devout fans of the show than average and (b) apt to laugh out of recognition at a segment that would have triggered déjà vu if seen at home. He often retired bits or removed stars from the guest list even though the fans in the seats seemed to like them. One of his writers once told me that Johnny was suspicious of any segment that felt too easy. One of the downsides of Jay and Dave both working so many nights without vacation or guest hosts may be that they can't afford to drop anything that is easy.

Hit Me!

I've given it up (quit while I was ahead) but for several years, I was a demon Blackjack player and I'm not sure I can explain why. In 50+ trips to Las Vegas plus a couple to Reno or Laughlin, I have never played Craps, Roulette, Keno or just about any other game besides Blackjack and the occasional stint at Video Poker. I've learned and played them on my computer but while strolling through casinos, I never had the slightest thought of placing a wager. In truth, gambling doesn't interest me but mastering the science and skill of Blackjack did for a time. When it became boring to me, I quit without withdrawal symptoms. Still, for maybe five years of my life, I enjoyed the challenge…and I still play routinely on my computer where, oddly enough, I generally do much worse than I did in real casinos with real money.

And I've recently gotten interested in a TV competition, The World Series of Blackjack on GSN, the station formerly known as Game Show Network. This is a contest taped a few months ago at Connecticut's Mohegan Sun Casino and Resort and aired as seven one-hour shows. All seven have aired and reruns have started with Show #1 airing again this week. The contestants are famous Blackjack players and most are colorful enough that you'll find someone to cheer for…perhaps Stanford Wong, who authored the best books on how to play the game, or Regina Guzior, a champion player who is legally blind. Like all good "reality shows," there are a couple of obnoxious contestants to root against…and I won't ruin things for you by even hinting which kind of person ultimately wins.

Tournament Blackjack play is slightly different from when you're playing one-on-one against the dealer. Everyone at the table plays against the dealer but they also play against each other and adjust bets accordingly. There are also strategies you or I would never employ in a casino. In Tournment play, it is sometimes advisable to hit a hard 18 or double-down on a Blackjack. If you tune in, don't let that kind of thing throw you…and for God's sake, don't say, "Hey, let's try splitting tens next time we go to Harrah's!" Most of the play is pretty standard, though.

GSN airs the show twice on Monday nights, and I think Show #1 is on tomorrow night. One person wins on each of the first five shows, then Show #6 is a "wild card" game where the second-place finishers compete. The winner of that show plus the winners of the first five compete on Show #7 for a $100,000 grand prize. The shows are slickly produced, complete with informative play-by-play and color commentary, and I got swept up in the excitement. A celebrity version is reportedly being taped this month for airing in July.

Voice Actor Website of the Day

Announcing a new feature that I'm going to have on this site until I start forgetting about it! Each day, I will point you to the website of a fine voice actor. Today, say hello to Rob Paulsen, a fine talent I've had the pleasure of working with a few times. Rob is heard in many a cartoon and you can't watch TV without hearing one of his commercials. If you're interested in the business, give a listen to what a good demo tape sounds like.

Recommended Reading

Here's a link to a PDF file of the Taguba report on torture in Iraqi prisons. Don't worry if you don't get around to reading it for a while. Donald Rumsfeld didn't, either.

A Long Overdue Website

Matt Hinrichs has long brought us scrubbles.net, a very classy pop culture weblog. Now, he's gone one better and erected The Joyce Compton Shrine, a tribute to one of the more dazzling comediennes of the movies. Ms. Compton appeared in an awful lot of films, most of which were less memorable than her on-screen presence. But if you look over the filmography on Matt's nicely-designed site, you'll remember some films and maybe recall the moments in them when she lit up the proceedings. There are some stars who have that quality of "insistence," meaning you can't take your eyes off them. Joyce Compton was such a star.

Today's Political Rant

Among the many depressing things about the current Iraq prison scandal is the way folks on all sides are treating it as just another campaign issue to be spun for votes. A lot of those defending Rumsfeld and Bush strike me as precisely the kind of folks who, if we currently had Democrats in those positions, would be citing this as the moral failings of men who have to be impeached. A lot of those expressing outrage strike me as being outraged wholly because they think it will hurt Bush and help Kerry. Senator Kerry's own statements sound fuzzy, as if he hasn't yet figured how to exploit it for maximum advantage. (A friend of mine made an interesting comment the other day. He said, "I used to hear John Kerry give these long, eloquent speeches on C-Span and I thought, 'What a smart man. He should be president.' Now that he actually has a good shot at the job, his speeches are sounding more and more like every other clown who ever ran for office." I think that may be true, especially in the kind of short sound-bytes required in current coverage.)

The scariest thing about Rumsfeld's testimony was when he said that there will be worse photos…and videos, even. So we're in for a lot more horrifying imagery, and a lot more spinning. Maybe someplace in there, we'll find a few politicos who'll react based on what it means for America and not what it means for their candidate in November.

Rob and Laura Redux

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This coming Tuesday, CBS is offering up a reunion special for my all-time favorite TV series, The Dick Van Dyke Show. Early reviews are not great but I don't care. I'll be watching. As I've written many times (like here), I really loved the show and got into my main line of work at least in part because of the inspiration it provided. Like most of you, I wish they'd done this special years ago when more of the cast members were with us and Mr. Van Dyke was still spry enough to trip over the ottoman a few more times. Apparently, such a special was talked about and talked about, and something always prevented it from happening, so we only had our memories and (of course) the comic books. I'm glad they're finally doing it and I'm unsurprised that Rob and Laura are still together.

One of the things I liked about the show was that their union seemed not only solid but filled with genuine affection. My least favorite episodes were the ones where one was jealous of some flirtation involving the others. It's not that I didn't want to see that but I didn't believe those little spats…didn't believe their marriage was so fragile that it could be an issue if a chorus girl kissed Rob or if Laura encountered an old boy friend. I also didn't believe the twin beds. Anyway, I'll be watching the show Tuesday and if you'd like a preview, there are some clips and interviews over on this page.

Black is Black

Just watched an advance copy of Lewis Black's HBO Special which airs May 15. It's called "Black on Broadway" and subtitled "Everyone's a comedian," which I guess explains the above graphic. I am hesitant to rave too much about this show because Mr. Black starts out by complaining about people who tell their friends how funny he is, thereby putting undue pressure on him to live up to the advance word. His set is similar to what I saw him do a few months ago at the Comedy and Magic Club — or at least edited down from a similar performance — but not exactly so. (One of the nice things about Black is that he seems to actually talk to his audience rather than deliver a routine by rote.) He talks about the weather, about flying to New Zealand, about what we've done to water in this country, about the greedheads at Enron, homeland security, Weapons of Mass Destruction and other goodies. Anyway, make sure you catch it.

Getting Organized

A reader of this website who asks to remain nameless writes…

You must have a lot of communications material, for lack of a better word or phrase. You might not use all of the means I can think of — e-mail, bulletin boards, chat groups, IRC, IM, Usenet newsgroups, phone calls — but you certainly use many of them, and extensively at that, in addition to your own personal notes. So my question is, how do you keep all of your correspondence organized? All in software, or partially on paper? Of the software you use, have you found anything especially useful (searching, linking, etc.)?

Well, I'm not all that organized. I have loads of backlogged, unanswered e-mail and occasionally manage to lose a chunk of it. But the best thing I've found in that area is a program called Agent, which is what I use for e-mail and newsgroups. I do not use the current version of Agent, which is 2.0 plus some fraction. I tried it, didn't like it and went back to the pay version of 1.93, which can still be found on the Agent website. I think but am not sure that you can still pay for a license to upgrade the free, limited version of 1.93 to the commercial, full-featured version. Anyway, that's what I use.

But the key thing that helps me is multiple e-mail addresses. I own the domain "evanier.com" and that means I can set up endless addresses. If you have (for example) johndoe.com, then you can do this. You have your main e-mail go to john@johndoe.com. You have your mailing list stuff (mailings you sign up for) go to list@johndoe.com. You have your phone bill go to phonebill@johndoe.com, your banking correspondence to bank@johndoe.com and so on. This gives you enormous flexibility about how to file incoming e-mail. There's an easy way to set Agent up for multiple installations so you can have one icon on your desktop that will check one address, one icon that will check all your bill-related addresses, one that will check all your mailing list mail, etc. Then within Agent, you can set up filters to put all your phone bill-related mail in one folder, all the mail to your banking address in another and so forth. This puts you in charge of your e-mail and how it's filed. It's been enormously helpful for me.

As for other means of communication: I keep addresses and such in Microsoft Outlook. I handle phone calls the normal way except that when I'm out, I often put my home phone number on call forwarding to my cell phone. This is enormously liberating in that anyone can reach me, assuming I want them to reach me. Otherwise, I keep notes and my list of calls to return either on my little Pocket PC (an HP Jornada) or on little scraps of paper stuffed in my pocket. I'm still experimenting with different programs that manage miscellaneous data. Anyone here like or dislike Microsoft OneNote?

I wish I were better organized than I am. I'm waiting for the day when I have a combination palmtop and cell phone. There are some out now but my friends who know more about these things than I do keep telling me to wait; that there are vastly more superior models on the horizon. Someday soon, I expect to be running my entire life on one such machine, including the posting of messages here. Can't wait.

Moore Questions

Michael Moore is now saying things that lead one to believe that the "scandal" about Disney blocking release of his film was something of a publicity stunt. If this is true, I've lost yet another layer of respect for the guy.