I don't know if it's still the case but once upon a time, the folks at DC Comics in charge of Superman said that his birthday was February 29. I'm not sure how they arrived at that date. I mean, I assume the editors there picked it because it was unique but I'm not sure how they figured Superman knew that. His home planet blew up, taking all birth records with it…and of course, there was no February on Krypton, nor did it probably rotate at a speed that required the insertion of an extra day after four years.

So maybe that was the date on Earth the day he was born on Krypton…except how would anyone know this? Superman could conceivably have figured out just when Krypton went kablooey but how could he have known how many days or weeks before that date he was born? So I'm guessing that he adopted as his birthdate, the day his rocketship landed on Earth. And I'm not sure DC Comics still holds to that date but just in case they do, many happy returns, Man of Steel. Use that super-breath to blow out the candles.

This year, instead of pretending I have a clue about Best Editing or Sound, I'm limiting my forecasting to 19 races. Here is not who I want to see win but who I believe will win…

• Best Picture: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Best Director: Peter Jackson, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Best Actor: Bill Murray, Lost in Translation
• Best Actress: Charlize Theron, Monster
• Best Supporting Actor: Tim Robbins, Mystic River
• Best Supporting Actress: Shohreh Aghdashloo, House of Sand and Fog
• Original Screenplay: Lost in Translation
• Adapted Screenplay: Mystic River
• Animated Feature: Finding Nemo
• Animated Short: Destino
• Foreign Feature: The Barbarian Invasions
• Documentary Feature: The Fog of War
• Art Direction: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Score: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Original Song: "Kiss at the End of the Rainbow," A Mighty Wind
• Costume Design: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Visual Effects: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• Documentary Short: The Chernobyl Heart
• Live-Action Short: Two Soldiers

To be honest, it's a coin flip between Bill Murray and Sean Penn for Best Actor and a wild guess for Best Song. Five or six of the above are projections that all the seers of filmland say are a lock…and I'll predict that at least one of those "can't go any other way" predictions will be wrong. One always is. I'll also predict…

• A joke about gay marriage within the first five minutes.
• Billy Crystal either having a breast exposed a la Janet Jackson or doing it to someone else.
• A joke about Michael Moore being bound and gagged backstage by Teamsters.
• One reference by someone along the lines of, "I hated what Michael Moore said last year. Imagine thinking our president would lie to us about something as important as a war."
• One acceptance speech in which the winner will say, "This is not the place for a political speech" and then make a political speech.
• One really freaky, revealing outfit on a presenter or winner which will have everyone outraged the next day.
• And enough stuff about the recent deceased to make you think you're at a funeral. Or reading this website.

Other than that, I'll meet you back here at half-past Joan Rivers for Live Oscar Blogging! And remember: Formal attire only.

If you think you might not get enough Billy Crystal on the Oscars, you might want to set your TiVo or VCR tonight. NBC is scheduled to air the March 17, 1984 episode of Saturday Night Live in its overnight programming block, starting around 3:00 AM in most time zones. Crystal hosts and dominates the broadcast which includes musical guest Al Jarreau. As I recall, late in the show, Billy does a little monologue explaining why he didn't appear, as planned, on the first-ever episode of SNL.

Mr. Crystal is also developing a one-man show that will eventually play Broadway. It's trying out in La Jolla at the end of April and I may try to get down there to see it.

Over the years, MAD Magazine did so many parodies of Peanuts that Charles Schulz once wrote in to suggest that he could retire and let them take over his strip. Many of those parodies will soon be part of an exhibit at the Charles M. Schulz Museum in Santa Rosa, California. On March 20, the exhibit will kick off with an appearance and speech by Sergio Aragonés, who has been drawing for MAD since John Quincy Adams was president. Or maybe it just feels that way.

I don't know how many cable systems receive the Boomerang Network but it's happily available via satellite. Once or twice a day, I switch over to at random and usually catch a cartoon from the early years of Hanna-Barbera. I don't think it's just nostalgia for my youth that makes me enjoy those shows. They were cleverly written and the animation was often quite ingenious. I was also a devout student of Warner Brothers cartoons at age eight but I don't think I really noticed that the H-B cartoons contained a minute fraction of the drawings seen in a good Looney Tunes. It's amazing, watching an old Huckleberry Hound today, to see how much of the action takes place off-screen or is otherwise upcut. If Huck falls down, you never see him get up. That would have required actual animation. So they cut around that movement, implying it or having him "zip" to a standing position. As I watch a Quick Draw McGraw I remember from 1962, I am amazed at how much wasn't really there and was filled-in by my young imagination.

It's an amazing bit of sleight o' hand but Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera had a powerful secret weapon that enabled them to pull it off: Superior voice work, most of it done by the great Daws Butler and a solid supporting cast. Daws was so expressive, so able to wring humor out of any words, that he supplied all the personality and style that was absent from the drawing. It's really a joy just to listen to him and to hear his frequent co-star, Don Messick, playing off him.

The schedules over on Boomerang are a little frenetic. I have rarely been able to track what comes on when, and even when you think you know, announced start times are highly approximate. There are very few commercials so what was once a 30-minute show no longer fills out a half-hour. As a result, they insert oddments and stray cartoons almost randomly between the announced programming. These sometimes cause the next scheduled show to start a little late. Lately in those "bonus" slots, I've caught a few nuggets from the 1967-68 Filmation series of Superman, Aquaman and other DC Comic characters. Again, I am now amazed at how cheap the animation appears but the scripts aren't as strong, the direction isn't as facile with its misdirection, and the voicework doesn't compensate for any of those shortcomings. On one level, it's fun to see them again but on another, it's disillusioning. I didn't recall those cartoons as being wonderful but I also didn't recall them being quite that chintzy.

Every day or so, someone sends me a link to a website on which they display cartooning or other creative work they've done. They are not, they say, getting any or enough work. Could I please look at their samples and tell them if they're wasting their time pursuing a career as a writer or artist? And of course, could I suggest anywhere they might sell some of their work?

To the latter, the answer is almost always no. I just don't know of very many places these days that are looking for writers or artists. Everyone I know who hires or buys at all has more submissions than they can handle. And of course, the fact that I might like the work doesn't mean anyone else will. So I usually wind up writing a reply that reads…well, like this one I just wrote to someone who sent me a link to a website that displays their cartooning that no one is buying…

There are two aspects to what you're asking me. One is whether the work is any good. I liked what I saw on your site very much but I'm afraid that doesn't mean a lot in terms of you selling it.

I know a lot of very talented artists who aren't getting much work, including many who once did. It's a sad fact of life that in a field like this, there are only so many openings. If a given company needs 10 good artists and 25 good artists apply, 15 good artists get turned away. Those 15 aren't necessarily doing anything wrong except to try and sell their wares in an oversaturated market.

I believe it's important in this world for everyone, even an artist, to have some measure of financial stability. Perhaps to attain it, you might have to modify your short-term goal. It may seem like giving up or being untrue to your muse to look to non-artistic sources of income, and you may even be able to tread water for a while longer. But the work of a creative individual flows in many ways from his or her life, and if that life involves constantly worrying about the Visa bill, that will eventually destroy something. To artists or writers living on the edge, I sometimes suggest finding something steady to pay the rent, getting a little cash in the bank and then perhaps returning to writing or drawing as time permits. Monetary desperation is just plain bad for the soul, especially when one gets beyond the "young beginner" stage of one's life.

I never tell anyone to give it up but I also never assure them that it's merely a matter of time before the world discovers the wonderment of what they create. The world isn't that perceptive and sometimes it isn't even a matter of talent but of the right talent in the right place at the right time. Persistence up to a point is an admirable quality but at some point, it can become a matter of investing too much of your future in a risky proposition.

Longtime Archie inker Rudy LaPick died this morning, and I'm afraid I don't have more details about his career or passing than that. I know he worked for Timely Comics in the late forties and then went over to Archie where he may have set the industry record for most pages inked. Jim Amash did an interview with him in Alter Ego #22 but I can't get to my copy right now to get more info. I just wanted to note the loss of an artist who quietly produced so much work, and who did it so well that most of the Archie artists asked to have him embellish their pencil art. Never met the man but I sure respect the output.

Hometown Favorites is a neat online store that can often sell you food items that are not presently available in your area. Of special interest is this list they've posted of items that customers have requested but which are no longer manufactured. It confims for me that I will never again enjoy Pepperidge Farms Nassau cookies, Adams Sour Orange Gum, Betty Crocker Boston Cream Pie, Chef Boyardee Spaghetti Sauce with Mushrooms, Libby's Tomato Juice or several other items that were once essential parts of my weekly consumption. If you still have fond memories of something that came in a package or can and which you haven't tasted in years and it isn't on that list, they may be able to find a case of it for you. If nothing else, check out that list and see how many items prompt you to say, "Hey, I remember that."

My friend Paul Dini sends the following…

Saw your piece on your blog re: The Passion of the Christ. I saw it in December at a screening in Austin. I can appreciate the passion Gibson himself undertook in making the film, but the violence in it turned me off. There was so much of it. We all know what happened to Jesus and how he died. Showing a little of that goes a long way. I found the attention to detail in Christ's tortures was almost fetishistic. It went beyond unpleasant and became after a while, numbing. I watched as the torture began, then as they were doing nothing but beating Jesus for about five minutes straight, I began to nod off. I woke up a few minutes later and they were still beating Jesus. I walked out of the theatre (it was morning) went down to Katz's Deli, had matzo brei and juice, read the local Austin paper, walked back to the theatre, took my seat again and discovered they were still beating Jesus. Once they started to take out the nails and hammer, I split for good. I knew how the story came out and didn't need to see it through to its bitter, though for many, ultimately uplifting ending. Give me Ben-Hur any day.

All the power went out in my neighborhood around 11:30 this morning. This happens every month or three around me, which is one of the reasons I just bought one of these. ($85 for the next few days at Costco Online.)

Around Noon, I was wondering what the Department of Water & Power hotline had to say about when service might be restored. Usually when you dial the number I have, you get a recording. This time, I got a person. I asked if they had any idea when the juice might be on and a man said, "No idea. We have men out in the field checking but so far, they have no idea what caused it. If you do, let us know."

I said, "Yeah, well, maybe I'll get out my cleats and start climbing poles." We both chuckled and I hung up, then spent the next few hours writing something on my battery-powered laptop and going through Internet Withdrawal.

Around 2:40, I had to decide if I was going to drive somewhere to run an errand. With the car in the garage and the power off, this involves crawling over the hood to disconnect the automatic garage door opener. I decided to call again and see if they had an Estimated Time of Electricity. The same guy answered the phone and just as he did, all the lights came on here.

"Oh, sorry," I said. "Just as I was about to ask you when the power would be restored, the power was restored."

I guess he recognized my voice from the earlier call. He said, "And we could have done it a lot sooner if you'd climbed a few poles and helped out."

Reader Nat Hines is the latest of about eight folks to write and ask me if I've seen The Passion of the Christ and if so, what did I think of it? No, I haven't seen it. And since most of the reviews say, as did Roger Ebert, "This is the most violent film I have ever seen," I won't be going. A critic saying a movie is bad or good rarely has an impact on me but I don't want to see the most violent film anyone has ever seen. Even if it's brilliant.

This is just for those of you in and around New York…

Saturday nights at the popular cabaret Don't Tell Mama, you can see "Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli Live." In this case, Judy Garland is noted Garland impersonator Tommy Femia while Liza (with a Z) is my pal Christine Pedi. I haven't seen them together but I've seen them individually and I wish I was back there to see them together.

A couple folks asked to write what I think it means that Clear Channel Communications has dropped Howard Stern's radio show from six stations. I think it means Howard will wind up changing stations in six cities.

Beyond that, I dunno. It may depend on whether Clear Channel just wanted Stern off those six channels or if this is the first wave in a general laundering of the entertainment venues it controls. Somehow, I can't see them imposing decency standards on the rock music business and still retaining their colossal market share. And while Stern's show is no longer the ratings juggernaut it once was, there are many stations around the country where he brings in the A.M. listeners and then the station builds the rest of its broadcast day around that audience. So I don't think we'll see a wave of cancellations.