Recommended Reading

If you're interested in how accurate the Reagans mini-series might have been (or still might be when Showtime airs it), here are articles by Eric Alterman and another by Timothy Noah.

And I am amused at a point that some are making about the outcry against the project. One of the big complaints of the far-right is that the film makes Reagan out to be insensitive to the plight of AIDS patients. But he would have been an even bigger hero to some in the far-right if he had been insensitive (or more insensitive) to the plight of AIDS patients.

Winning Without War?

There are reports (like this one) that say representatives of Iraq tried to make a last-minute deal to avert the U.S. invasion of their country but that the U.S. "rebuffed the overture." We may hear a lot more about this even though it seems unlikely that the Iraqi offer was sufficient. What I find troubling is this sentence in the story, referring to presidential spokesguy Scott McClellan…

McClellan refused to say whether the purported Iraqi effort to avert the war was brought to President Bush's attention.

It seems to me that if any sort of offer was made, even by agents whose authority was suspect, only one response is acceptable: That it was conveyed to George W. Bush and that he made the final decision not to pursue it.

It may well be that as a State Department rep is quoted as saying in the article, "We never received any legitimate or credible opportunity to resolve the world's differences with Iraq in a peaceful manner." That is entirely possible, maybe even probable. But if I were George W. Bush, I'd be royally pissed if someone decided to bypass me in that decision. I'm the Commander-in-Chief, let's remember. I would find the guy who decided to cut me out of that decision and fire him and anyone else who knew about it. If I'm about to send American men and women to war, knowing full well that some will come back maimed or not at all. A last-minute offer may be a ruse or a bluff but I'm the guy who ought to make that call.

And maybe he did, in which case he should be taking responsibility for it, right off the bat. One of the many reasons I wasn't a fan of Mr. Reagan was this notion that somehow, if things go wrong in the White House, we can't blame the president if he didn't know about it. That should never be an acceptable excuse. I doubt Bush will wind up making it in this case but there shouldn't even be the possibility that the President of these United States was "out of the loop" on such an important matter.

Fighting Terrorism?

A lot of folks say that The Patriot Act and its curtailment of civil liberties have not been helpful in the war against people who plant bombs and fly planes into buildings. I don't know about that…but it seems to be working just fine to prosecute strip club owners. One suspects Mr. Ashcroft considers them the greater threat.

Also for Comic Fans

My pal (for longer than either of us can believe) Tony Isabella has a good column on inflation and the price of comic books. When we look at the downturn in our industry, where the definition of a "good seller" has gone increasingly down, we tend to talk a lot about distribution and retail access. But as Tony notes, the price of the product is a big factor, as well.

All About Don Perlin

For comic fans: Here's a nice interview with long-time comic artist, Don Perlin. It's a nice overview of his career, and he even says something nice about Vince Colletta.

My New Toy

For about eight hours now, I've been playing with Pioneer's combination TiVo and DVD burner. This is a wonderful invention that will record a show off the air just like a plain ol' TiVo but it will also copy that show to a DVD-R or DVD-RW disc. You can also take your old tapes, import them into the TiVo and then copy them onto a DVD. I have a lot of old 3/4" U-Matic videotapes of TV shows I wrote in the seventies and eighties and I've started dubbing them over to DVDs since the tapes are starting to rot, plus they take up a lot of room. I also have a few things that are on Beta that I want to keep — and who knows how much longer my Betamax will hold out? So this is a cool thing.

Rummaging through my shelves, I just found a show I totally forgot I'd written. It was an episode of the Plastic Man cartoon show that only aired once — in prime-time on a Sunday night, opposite 60 Minutes and some blockbuster event on NBC. Our show was a preview of the new ABC Saturday morning cartoon lineup for 1979, co-starring an animated Plastic Man and an equally-realistic gent named Michael Young, who was then hosting a Sunday morning show called Kids Are People, Too. Plastic Man has an adventure which gets interrupted as Young introduces clips of that year's new ABC cartoon shows. There's also a long plug for a prime-time sitcom called Out of the Blue, which starred Jimmy Brogan and was cancelled around halfway through the first episode. The only thing I remember about the special I wrote is that its Nielsen rating was close to a negative number and at the time, I felt like the only human being on the planet who'd seen it. I may now be the only person in the world who has a copy of it, at least on DVD. Or wants one.

Oh, Really? No, O'Malley!

For around a quarter of a century, Walter O'Malley was the head honcho of The Los Angeles Dodgers. As owners go, he was more popular than Steinbrenner. But then, so is mange. O'Malley's family has set up a website about his life full of facts and figures and fotos. Of particular interest is a section of correspondence 'twixt O'Malley and various celebrities including Harpo Marx, Walt Disney, Frank Sinatra and Johnny Carson. And don't miss this letter from Milton Berle complaining about how he was treated at Dodger Stadium. Thanks to my old pal (since high school) Bruce Reznick for the pointer.

Weighing In…

Wayne DeWald writes, "Mark, I hope you'll weigh in on The Reagans controversy" but I'm not sure I have anything to say that a lot of others haven't said. I've never been a fan of docu-dramas, especially those where the issues involved were still very much "in play," insofar as history is concerned. I didn't like the recent film that attempted to portray George W. Bush as John Wayne on 9/11. I doubt I would have liked this new one about the Reagans. But then, the actual content of the film is almost irrelevant, and I got the feeling that a lot of folks who weighed in on the content of the movie and claimed to have read the script or even viewed excerpts were bluffing, trying to avoid the charge that they were attacking or defending that which they had not seen.

Most of our past presidents exist in two forms, man and myth. Their partisans cling to the myths, not just out of denial but because the myth can be useful. Democrats sell the myth of John F. Kennedy, suggesting you should vote Democratic to resurrect the glory days of Camelot. Republicans put down their opponents by comparing Democrats to the mythic Reagan, not the real guy. To me, the real guy was either hopelessly out of touch with what his administration was doing with regard to foreign affairs and things like Iran-Contra, or was lying and shredding the Constitution. I have a friend who somehow believes Reagan was the former, but also a great president. I don't understand that except that we all have a powerful need to believe we have Superman in the Oval Office and some of us are willing to ignore a lot of reality to believe that. A lot of Republicans — especially lately, defending Bush tax cuts — insist Reagan never raised taxes. Or if forced to admit he did, they suggest that evil Democrats held Nancy at gunpoint to get him to do so…and by the way, Reagan gets all the credit for subsequent economic good news. I don't think any president, Reagan or Clinton included, deserves as much personal credit or blame for the economy during his watch as they often get. But when you're campaigning, it's useful to claim or assign responsibility.

I have no idea how slanted or wrong the CBS mini-series might have been. The examples of bias cited by its critics seemed rather mild — or, at least, nowhere near as bad as they might have been. I think Reagan's record has a lot of embarrassing and unethical blots that his fans are rabid to deny…but I also think that on a human level, a very strong case can be made that this was the wrong time to exploit/depict the former Chief Exec and his First Lady at all. A wholly-positive portrait that didn't mention the negatives would just be propaganda. But CBS should have known that including any negatives would incur the wrath of those trying to sell the myth, abetted by those who believe you don't speak ill (even the tiniest bit) of an Alzheimer's sufferer and the woman taking care of him.

The main problem of course is that by giving in and dumping the movie elsewhere, CBS has empowered a certain mob mentality and probably scared off a lot of more worthy efforts. Somewhere, there's a writer with an idea for a valuable and important docu-drama who won't bother to pitch it — or won't find producers receptive — because it might spark controversy. That's a loss for us all, but the parties celebrating their "win" over CBS probably won't see it that way.

Death or Taxes

Here's something I don't fully understand. Well, I guess I understand it in a pragmatic sense but not in a philosophical sense. A man named Gary Leon Ridgway just admitted that he killed 48 women. Let me write that out the long way for you: Forty-eight women. The courts have just made a plea bargain deal with him that will spare him the death penalty and commit him to life in prison with no chance of parole.

Now, if you're against the death penalty in all cases, that's probably the way it ought to work. But if you're not, and most people are not, this should be an outrage of the highest order. If a judge looked at a confessed murderer of 48 human beings and said, "I sentence you to life in prison," death penalty advocates would be demanding the judge's resignation and circulating recall petitions. If 48 murders don't get you the death penalty, what should? Maybe we ought to wait until the guy does something real nasty.

This article on the case suggests that the prosecutors made the deal because their county is short on funds and could not afford a costly trial. I think it would be interesting to poll the residents of that county and ask them (a) if they believe in the death penalty and (b) if so, if they believe in it enough to kick in a few bucks more in taxes to enforce it in a case like this.

Ridgway is white. I wonder if there'd be an outcry over the sentence if he were black. I wonder if he'd even have been able to make this deal if he were black. Do we think maybe that one day soon, that very same court is going to order the execution of a black man who killed only one human being, and who possibly had a little better reason than that he wanted to get out of paying his hookers for sex? Or is it that since Ridgway's victims were mostly prostitutes, that's not like killing 48 real human beings?

I'm not arguing here for any point other than that the death penalty in this country is enforced in an arbitrary, inconsistent manner. Its advocates advocate it in an arbitrary, inconsistent manner. I am enormously conflicted on the rightness of the government taking lives and I guess I can see the case for it if the implementation rises above questions of race and budget constraints…and of course, it would be nice if our court system did a better job of convicting only those who actually committed the crimes. In the absence of that, I find myself tilting towards the notion that there should be no death penalty, not necessarily because that's the right position but because it's the practical one.

Money, Money, Money

A few days ago on this site, I posted the following line, just on a whim…

Is the economy really on a rebound? I'll believe that when more people start using Paypal to donate money to this site.

Posted it. Didn't think much of it. Thought it might net a few more bucks which I could use to pay the costs of maintaining this site and buy cat food for the Back Yard Menagerie. If there's any left after I do that, I sometimes snag a few oddments from the land of eBay. The spots on this and my other site that ask for donations (or for you to use our links when you buy from Amazon) provide a steady trickle of loot that I view as applause. I sure didn't expect my best 3-day period ever in donations.

Actually, I got about the same number of "tips" I usually get but the amounts jumped way up, including one for $200 (thank you), one for $300 (thank you, thank you) and one for $500 (thank you, thank you, thank you). And thank you to the folks who sent ten or twenty dollars, too. I know when people say "it isn't the money, it's the principle," they usually mean, "it's the money." But in this case, it's the principle. If nothing else, these donors have erased for now the occasional guilt twinge I have when I stop doing paying work and spend an hour or three fixing up my sites, writing stuff and tweaking HTML codes. I shall continue to do these things.

In The Stars

Brian Madigan called my attention to this one. Celebrity astrologer Joyce Jillson prints in her column little predictions for famous folks. Not long ago, she printed one for John Ritter: "Having a Virgo sun sign helps keep his career ticking." And of course, it came out the day after his heart stopped beating.

Recommended Reading

Did the Bush administration take us to war by claiming that Iraq was an "imminent threat?" Ben Fritz over at Spinsanity says no. Joshua Micah Marshall over at The Hill says yes.

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Off-Color, Cropped World

I recently posted a guide to the running times of the various versions of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. With the help of my buddy Earl Kress, I'm slowly assembling a F.A.Q. about the movie — but since several of you have written to ask which version you should buy, I thought I'd quote this section that Earl wrote…

The laserdisc does indeed have the Overture, Entr'acte and Exit Music, while the DVD only has the Entr'acte and the Exit Music. Why did they leave off the Overture? Your guess is as good as mine and probably equally as dopey as the person that made the decision.

But worst of all, the color timing on the DVD is horrendous. I saw Mad World once in 70mm Cinerama in 1964 and many more times in 35mm. I vividly remember the opening title card as being a color I'll call "yellow ochre." It's often used as the color of sky in animated cartoons, although I have no idea how that convention started. The color on the "restored" laserdisc is pretty close to what I remember. The color on the DVD is red — fingernail polish, blood, Mickey Mouse shorts red! In fact, the background color is supposed to change several times during the title sequence, which it does on the laserdisc. It just sits there being red on the DVD.

The other problem with the DVD is the aspect ratio is not as wide as it is on the laserdisc. Titles that fit on my screen on the laser, are off the screen on the DVD. Basically, except to have a copy of the 154 minute version, the DVD is worthless.

Count me among those that think that the 154 minutes is the real movie, since it looks like the reconstruction is doomed. Still, I'd at least like to see a properly color-corrected, in the right aspect ratio DVD with the Overture, Entr'acte, Exit Music AND Intermission Police Calls.

And by the way, what the hell is the Smiler Grogan case?

Didn't you hear about the time someone robbed the payroll at the Tuna Cannery of $350,000? It was in all the papers. Rumor has it the thief buried the money somewhere in Santa Rosita State Park under a big waterfall. Or maybe it was a windmill. Or a woodpecker. Or…

Rocking The Vote

I'm watching Democrats who want to be president participating in this "America Rocks the Vote" forum. The premise is that it's a town hall meeting in front of "young people." At this moment, any of these folks could get my support if they could formulate an answer without using the term "young people" as if they were talking about some other species. Bonus points if they can avoid acting like that other species has some massive inferiority complex and needs to be reassured that their views matter.

If you judge the candidates strictly on what they say, Al Sharpton is the one uttering the most quotable, non-hackneyed things…though he just forgot himself and repeated a joke he used five minutes ago. Since Sharpton has about the same chance of winning as I do, it's not great for the Democrats that he's stealing some spotlight and making the stiff guys look stiffer. Hope he's this funny when he hosts Saturday Night Live.

So far, the only spark of life among those with a shot at the title came when John Kerry began talking about his military history and the things he's done in Congress to oppose certain invasions, locate P.O.W.s, expose the Ollie Norths, etc. I doubt you can win the White House by running against past wars but it was nice to hear a note of passion amidst the same ol' catch phrases.

It's Official

Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick return to The Producers for 112 performances. And they'll probably be sold-out by the time you read this.