Want to see what a hundred thousand dollar bill looks like? Well, either pick Jerry Seinfeld's pocket or visit this webpage.

Back in 2001, both Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice were saying that Iraq did not have "weapons of mass destruction" and was not a threat to the United States. This page has online video footage of them saying this. Looks like they were right the first time.

If you're trying to decide how to dress for Halloween, you might want to consult this site which displays a collection of kids' costuming. Or if you just want to see the grotesque ones, here's a link to a page of the all-time worst.

The widow of the late William Steig tells us about her late husband.

Why, after years of mocking Siegfried and Roy, is the tall, verbal half of Penn and Teller giving press interviews on Roy's behalf? Over on his website, Penn explains.

So I post the link to the John Dean article, get in the car, drive over to a nearby drugstore and who do I see shopping there when I walk in? John Dean. I should have linked to something by Halle Berry.

Actually, I always kind of admired John Dean and I wish there'd been a graceful way to tell him that. But he didn't look approachable, and I figured, "Hey, on my weblog I just linked to a piece you wrote" was among the geekier things you could say to a stranger.

John Dean explains what laws may have been broken in the Valerie Plame scandal.

Here's another example of the shortcomings of campaign coverage in this country. It is now being reported — and this apparently didn't take any vast amount of digging to uncover — that as governor, Arnold S. may not be able to rescind the increase in the car tax. Why are we hearing about this now?

Schwarzenegger got a lot of votes from Californians because they were mad about the increase and because he promised to do away with it. Instead of asking him about frisking unwilling ladies, wouldn't it have been nice if journalists had asked him, "Are you certain you can deliver on this campaign promise to lower auto registration fees?" Perhaps he can. Still, the promise went by without anyone wondering if it really was as simple as he made it out to be.

For that matter, no one ever really went into the possibility that Gray Davis was not as wholly to blame for the increase as angry voters made him out to be. In one of those "town hall" interviews, Davis gave a complex, hard-to-follow explanation of how he inherited from his predecessor a budget/law situation that made such increases almost mandatory. I don't know if that's completely true, but this new story suggests that it may not have been completely false, either.

Davis deserves some blame for not explaining this more prominently and in a clearer fashion. But it would have been nice if a non-partisan reporter or two had looked into the matter before the vote, if only so we weren't getting all our alleged facts from candidates and their associates. There will now be some sort of public debate as to whether the governor can roll back what Arnold promised to roll back. And whether it turns out that he can or can't, I think this debate should have started before the election. But I guess it was more important to talk about the grabbing of breasts.

Here's another opinion on what happened with Roy Horn and the tiger. Other animal experts are now saying that the tiger was trying to kill his handler and that it wasn't all an accident involving an otherwise benevolent animal trying to "help" Roy.

I'm not sure how much the difference matters or if both views aren't just a matter of humans pretending they know what's going on in an animal's mind. Seems to me the danger presented by a tiger like that is the same no matter what was on the critter's mind. It can hurt someone trying to help them just as it can trying to hurt them.

I have just made a small wager with someone that within the next week, Donald Rumsfeld will be changing jobs.

I've usually had good luck with online services that give you driving directions from one place to another. Tonight, I used Switchboard to tell me how to get to Vroman's Bookstore in Pasadena and it told me to go get on the 101 Freeway. As I neared the 101, I consulted the printout to tell me which way to go and the paper said to take the 101 East.

"Well, that'll be a fun ride," I thought. The 101 goes North and South.

But I somehow found my way to the shop wherein my friend Alan Brennert was signing his new novel (click here for details on the book and future signings). It was a nice turnout, and I got to chat with an old friend of mine, Richard Kyle, who was among the founding fathers of comic book fandom. Some say he coined the phrase "graphic story" to denote the format we all know and love, and I can believe that. A lot of things Richard wrote in 1967 about the future of comics have come to pass, and others will happen in our lifetimes. Anyway, it was great to see Richard and I thought I'd mention that here, since folks occasionally write to ask me if he's still around.

You couldn't help but feel sad for Siegfried last night on Larry King Live. You also felt that he was only giving interviews because he or his advisers felt that, for their past work not to be besmirched (and for the future of any acts that use big cats, including theirs), they had to start getting people to view what happened to Roy as a rare, flukish accident. They need to convince folks — and I'm not saying this isn't the case — that the animals aren't that dangerous, that what happened to Roy could not possibly have been prevented and is unlikely to ever happen again.

In this article, Vegas mogul Steve Wynn offers a more detailed explanation of what happened, including the notion that the tiger was distracted by the ringside presence of a lady with a large hair-do.

This is not the same thing but I am reminded of one time I did a TV show where one of the guests was a fine magician named Mark Kalin who, in the course of his performance, made a live tiger appear. Before the taping, the director went up to the pages (the staffers who seat the audience) and told them to make sure that none of the women sitting near the stage were having their periods at the moment. "The cats smell the blood," he told them. "It drives them crazy." I've heard this is — you'll excuse the expression — an old wives' tale, and I'm not sure if the director believed it or if he just thought it would be funny to stick the pages with this silly job. But pages do what they're told and a couple of them diligently went out and started interrogating female audience members about their menstrual cycles — a chore made even more awkward because the tiger was going to be a surprise so they couldn't explain why they wanted to know. I actually overheard two male pages discussing whether certain ladies were young or old enough that it wasn't necessary to ask them, and it reminded me how utterly clueless most males are about things like that.

I also remember that in the trick, throughout two dress rehearsals and two tapings, the tiger never failed to urinate about thirty seconds after it appeared. One of Kalin's assistants was positioned such that he could not avoid being rained upon. After the third or fourth time this happened, I actually heard the guy mutter out loud, "What? And give up show business?"

Here's another article about Leno cozying up to Schwarzenegger. I don't think it's as bad as this article makes it out to be. But it could get there.

Michael Kinsley is not swooning for Wesley Clark. And while I think it would be nice to have a Democratic nominee that Republican chickenhawks can't brand as anti-military, neither am I.

A minor adjustment I made in this site's design last night caused it to be unreadable in most older browsers. What happened — this will only make sense to those of you who know HTML coding — is that I neglected to close one "table" tag. The page still read fine in the current versions of Internet Explorer, Netscape, Opera, etc. But it didn't appear for the users of some older versions of those browsers until a couple of them e-mailed me and caused me to find the error. I thank those alerted me and apologize to all who were inconvenienced…and I urge you all to upgrade your software. In the next few months, there'll be plenty of sites out there you won't be able to view.