Tomorrow's News Today

Earlier, I posted a link to an article on Salon about false accusations against the Clintons by both the media and many current members of the Washington power elite. Apparently, that article is officially appearing tomorrow in Salon, and was only up this morning for a brief test period or by accident. But I read it and linked to it, and the link is apparently good, even though if you go over to Salon on your own right now and look for it, you won't find it.

Comic Website of the Day

Howie Mandel's a nice, funny guy — and yes, the story is apparently true of how he became a comedian. One night, he was taken to the Comedy Store strictly as an audience member. It was "open mike night," where anyone who thinks they have an act can sign up and get a few minutes to perform. Howie didn't have an act — or didn't think he had an act — but sign-ups were light that night, so when all the scheduled wanna-bes were done, he got up there, almost on a dare, and ad-libbed what turned out to be the funniest set of the evening. It started him on the road to performing and he's never looked back, turning into an amazing success. Why, he even has his own website! (P.S. When you go there, the opening screen will give you your choice of English or Italian. Pick the English, then go back to that screen and select Italian. Well, it made me laugh.)

Comic Artist Website of the Day

Eric Shanower's another one of those artists I barely know. I think we exchanged about six words at one convention, which was not enough for me to tell him that I've always admired his work as both an illustrator and writer. So I'll tell you…and point you towards his website.

Those Darn Weapons…

Robin Cook is the former foreign minister of Britain who resigned from the Cabinet over the decision to go to war with Iraq. He authored this article which does not speak well of Donald Rumsfeld.

The Butler Did It

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A.S.I.F.A. stands for "Association Internationale du Film D'Animation." Just call it, like most folks do, "the animation society." The group does much to preserve and promote animation and its history so we're glad to have it around. They also stage wonderful events. It isn't listed yet on their website but the Hollywood Chapter has an evening coming up to honor the late, great voice actor — and one of the nicest men I ever knew — Daws Butler. It's on July 31 and it will celebrate the release of a new book, Scenes for Actors and Voices, which reprints many of the exercises that Daws wrote for the wonderful acting classes he used to teach in a little workshop in the back of his house. Some of the best voice actors working today studied with him in that garage and read these scenes under his supervision, and now they've been compiled into a book by Ben Ohmart and Joe Bevilacqua. Joe was among Daws's students, as were Corey Burton and Nancy Cartwright, who will be there that evening to perform scenes and autograph the book. One of Daws's best friends, the fabulous June Foray, will also participate.

I'll point you to a link with more details as soon as one is posted but for now, I thought those of you who are in Southern California would like to mark the date. That's the evening of Thursday, July 31, commencing at 7:30 at the Glendale Public Library Auditorium.

Clinton History

Here's a link to an article in Salon entitled, "The Media Gets Impeachment Wrong Again." The premise is that the various "crimes" of the Clintons have been stunningly misreported and that many of those who drove baseless charges have been well-rewarded for a bogus impeachment effort. I don't agree with every word of this article but I believe it is more right than wrong.

Comic Website of the Day

When I watch the old To Tell the Truth shows on Game Show Network, I'm constantly reminded how long Tom Poston has been around and how consistently funny he's been. Here's a link to his website.

Comic Artist Website of the Day

A lot of people have heard the name of Rube Goldberg used as an adjective, or as a noun to denote a needlessly complex machine. As some of them may know, that was the name of a great cartoonist whose comic strips often depicted odd contraptions. You can find out more about him at this website.

And I feel like I should include a link to the video of that great Honda commercial which may represent the all-time greatest application of Rube Goldberg Physics. If you haven't seen it and you have Flash installed, go see it. If you have seen it, you'll want to see it again. And either way, you'll want to read about how it was done.

David Letterman's Nights Off

With no real explanation beyond that he wants to take some nights off, David Letterman decided to do four shows this past week instead of five. Usually, he does five, taping two shows on Thursday so he can have Friday off. This week, Tom Arnold did the Friday night show.

This has prompted speculation — among Letterman fans on the Internet and elsewhere — that Dave is somehow packing it in, giving up, whatever. There's no real evidence for that but the assumption goes something like this: Letterman and his people have long complained that they'd be more competitive with Leno if CBS would give them more promotion and better lead-ins. Now, they have as much promotion as they could ever expect, and CBS's prime-time ratings are substantially up…and not only is Leno as far ahead as ever but Nightline is even up. So the presumption, fueled somewhat by his recent on-air performance, is that Dave's disheartened. A more prosaic analysis might be that the five-a-week grind is wearing him down, and that he feels he and the show will be better off if he works a bit less.

That would not be an aberrant viewpoint. Very few TV hosts in history have ever felt they could maintain a five show work week. The politics of the Leno-Letterman face-off, along with Leno's own personal mania for hard work, seemed to dictate that both men perform at that pace. In ten years, Jay has never had a guest host (apart from the one recent night when he swapped jobs with Katie Couric) and Dave has had them only while in the hospital or recuperating. But guest hosts are more the norm than not for talk shows: Steve Allen and Jack Paar both took nights off on a regular basis. Johnny Carson sometimes was so absent from The Tonight Show that it almost became a joke. Once, when the Friars roasted Mr.Carson, Groucho Marx got up to the podium and said…

You know, I've tried to watch Johnny. I've tuned in three times. One time, Jerry Lewis was the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. The next time, Harry Belafonte was the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. The third time, I was the host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. I've never known Johnny Carson to host The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. We're honoring a man who doesn't show up for work.

Carson somewhat abated such jokes by making his absences more predictable, and by solving marital problems that had apparently necessitated some of them. Eventually, it became standard that someone else would guest host on Mondays, a Carson rerun would be offered on Tuesday,and Johnny would take X weeks per year off altogether. (The Tuesday rerun was sometimes a new show during Sweeps Weeks.) If Letterman decides to go that route, he's going to have to allow guest hosts who have a fighting chance.

Tom Arnold was a disaster — and I say that as someone who inexplicably enjoys Tom Arnold, at least in the guest chair. But the show was awful, falling easily to the level presumed by Arnold's self-deprecating jokes. It may not have been his fault. He seemed to have a sore throat, and was facing a studio audience that wrote away months ago for tickets, and probably planned their vacations, expecting to see Dave. He also may not have had sufficient support or time to prepare. All of this is reflected in the overnight ratings. Jay had a 5.2, Nightline had a 4.2 and The Late Show guest-hosted by Tom Arnold had a 2.8. That's about as bad as it could be. You or I could go out there and do hand shadows for an hour and get a 2.8.

Guest hosting is hard. You're working in someone else's arena with some (not all) of their equipment, working with people who know you're a temp. The writers, for instance, are going to save the best material for the star. Everyone on the staff knows that if the show bombs, the guest host will get 100% of the blame. I mean, the regular star isn't going to come in tomorrow and start firing people because the show wasn't just as good with the guest host.

The folks who've succeeded in guest-hosting have not been thrown into the spot in which Tom Arnold found himself last night. Joan Rivers did pretty well sitting-in for Johnny, at least for a while, and Jay Leno did as well as you could do. Both were "permanent" guest hosts who could plan well ahead, hire their own writers and get involved in the advance booking of guests. Both also were coming back again, so the staff had a little more incentive to do right by them. The guest hosts who did well for Johnny before them, functioning on a "non-permanent" basis, were those like Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart who walked in the door with decades of prepared material and enough importance that they almost equalled Johnny's personal star power. (Dave had Cosby guest-host for him once a few months ago, but it wasn't Cos at his best.)

Working less might be a good idea for Letterman. (An even better idea might be to try some actual comedy bits, rather than to just screw around with Rupert, the staff and pointless games.) But if he's going to bring in guest hosts, he's going to have to give those nights a fighting chance — by booking people who have a shot at being good. Even if it may mean auditioning for his own replacement.

Secret's Out!

The prominent person in the animation field who lives right near where that plane crashed is Jerry Beck of Cartoon Research. Since Jerry's discussing the incident on his site (on this page), I guess it's okay to reveal this.

No News Is Better News

Around 5:00, I watched a little of the local news coverage of the aforementioned plane crash. I was amazed how poor a job the stations were doing of reporting a pretty simple event that occurred on their home turf. Makes you wonder how accurate they can be with complex events or those in far-off lands. Over and over, they kept telling us to stay away from the area because the streets were swarming with spectators, so emergency vehicles were having a tough time getting through. You have to wonder if maybe part of the problem was that there were eight thousand reporters there with camera crews and mobile unit vans. At one point from my window, I could count eight helicopters hovering above the site. On the ground, news personnel were packed in so densely that you'd see a guy from Channel 4 reporting and in the same shot, you could see reporters from Channel 2 and Channel 7 talking to their cameras.

The multiplicity of correspondents might have made some sense if there had been an involved, complicated tale to tell…but it was one of those cases where they could have told us everything that was known in about four minutes. Alas, since it was Breaking News, they had to stay with it so they kept saying the same things over and over — though not the one fact I wanted to hear, which was if there had been damage to surrounding homes. (As mentioned, I have a friend who lives practically across the street from where the plane hit. He's fine, by the way.) The time was filled via two means. One was by grabbing neighbors, some of whom had helped folks trapped in the burning apartment house, and trying to wring out of them either horrifying accounts or tales of heroism. The other time-filler was pure, unadulterated speculation, particularly as to whether this was an act of terrorism. They kept trying to get police and fire officials — and an obliging councilman who came by for a photo-op — to theorize as to whether the plane flying into the apartment house could possibly have been the work of organized terrorists. Everyone said the same thing; that there was no evidence of any sort to suggest that. But I guess the angle was too intriguing not to keep bringing it up, if only to say there was no reason to believe that…yet. (As I write this, the 11:00 News is on and the lead story, at least on the channel I'm watching, is that police say it wasn't terrorism. Good — but no one except TV reporters ever said it might be.)

I remember local TV covering fires, riots, quakes, floods, shoot-outs, and other plane crashes, and I won't say they were always models of restrained journalism. There was one period when reporters seemed appallingly eager to ask people who'd just suffered tragedies, "How does it feel to see your family killed?" or "How does it feel to see your house go up in flames?" But those were isolated cases and after local TV critics complained about it a few times, the stations seem to have told their correspondents not to ask that. For the most part, the goal back then seemed to inform. Now, it seems to be to impress you that they're all over the story and that there's no point in changing the channel. In that, they succeed…because I don't change the channel. I turn the set off.

Plane Crash in L.A.

A small airplane crashed into a three-story apartment house in the Fairfax area of Los Angeles this afternoon. Here are some details.

I'm getting calls and e-mails from friends asking me if this occurred near me. No, it didn't. But it's about two blocks from the Golden Apple bookstore, which many visitors to this site probably know well. It's also about half a block from the home of a prominent fellow in the animation field. I think he'd prefer I not mention his name here but since folks are also asking me if he's okay, I'll say that as far as I know, neither he nor his home have been harmed.

Counter-Terrorism Tactics

Here's an article. And here's a quick summary of that article: Boy, the present administration is sure taking its own sweet time about enacting measures which might prevent a major terrorism attack.

Executive Fibbing

Here's an article by David Corn, not so much about Bush lying but about the fact that no one seems to care much.

Syndication

I've just added links on our main page for syndication in RSS 1.0 and RSS 2.0 format. If you don't know what this means, don't ask me because I'm not sure I do, either. But thanks to Jason Bergman and others who alerted me that Movable Type (the software that brings you this site) configured it for me without my asking. If only anything else in life happened so effortlessly.