The Aero Lives!

My piece on old movie houses seems to have touched some nerves, with many of you e-mailing me your own memories of theaters from your pasts. Two folks also informed me that I prematurely closed the Aero Theater in Santa Monica, which is still up and operating.

What fooled me is that its closing was announced a few years ago (here's a 1999 news story, complete with photo) but protests were mounted, and the place is still hanging in there, albeit barely. Over at its website, one can read a bevy of recent news articles about the battle to keep its doors open.

Here's a silly trivia item. In 1961, not long after George Reeves died, DC Comics decided to try to sell a Superboy series and produced a pilot with Johnny Rockwell in the title role. It was a pretty awful pilot and it never went anywhere. You can view it online at this site if you have QuickTime installed and a half-hour to waste.

So what does this have to do with the Aero Theater? Well, the pilot is about a doorman who works at…the Aero Theater. It was shot outside the place back in '61. The last time I drove by the Aero, it hadn't changed much.

Another Great Show Biz Anecdote

Jack Paar was a nervous, superstitious gent and when he was working at NBC, he usually declined to ride the elevators at Rockefeller Center. Instead, he would reach his office each morning by an intricate series of stairwells and shortcuts. His route took him through the usually-deserted Studio 6B where later that evening, he would do The Tonight Show.

One day, Paar arrived at the studio much earlier than usual and, when he walked into 6B, he found himself walking onto a live (live!) broadcast of the game show, Play Your Hunch.

The studio audience went berserk and Paar, finding himself unexpectedly on live TV, attempted to flee. But the show's host, Merv Griffin, ran over and got a vise-grip on the bewildered star's arm to keep him there so he could conduct a brief, funny interview. Paar swore he had no idea that his studio was being used by another program each morning. "So this is what you do in the daytime," Paar quipped to Griffin, who had occasionally sung on The Tonight Show.

Later, Paar admitted he was impressed with how Griffin had "milked" the accident for its maximum entertainment value by keeping him there. He gave Merv a shot guest-hosting The Tonight Show and when that went well, it led to Griffin becoming a candidate to succeed Paar. When Johnny Carson got the job instead, NBC signed Griffin to do an afternoon talk show which debuted the same day. It was their way of keeping Merv "on deck" in case Johnny bombed — which, of course, didn't happen. Griffin went on to host his own long-running talk show in syndication and also became a producer of hit game shows.

Around the peak of his success, Griffin was asked to reflect. He said, "If Jack Paar hadn't been afraid of elevators, I'd be hosting shows like Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy! instead of owning them."

No Magoo

We've been talking about NBC's plans to air Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol this year in prime-time, and even managed to get the network to correct errors in a press release saying they'd be airing it.  So just when in December is it airing?  This article in today's Miami Herald discusses Holiday specials and of Magoo, it has this to say…

NBC has purchased the broadcast rights and guaranteed Classic Media, the show's owner, that it will appear on a Friday this December.  But as this story went to press, NBC was still mum about which Friday or the time slot.

Perhaps it's a secret because it isn't going to happen.  NBC has released its prime-time schedule through the end of the month and the near-sighted guy is nowhere to be seen on it.  Next Friday, they have Providence, NBC Dateline and Law & Order: Criminal Intent filling the evening.  The Friday after — the last before Xmas — they have a two-hour Providence, followed by Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.  And the following Friday (December 27, two days after Christmas Day) is a two-hour NBC Dateline, followed by another Law & Order: Something.  Quincy Magoo is not to be found on the other December nights, either.  So if he's getting on, they're really keeping it a secret.

As we mentioned here, we thought airing the 1962 special was a great idea.  It's still a great idea.  But it looks like if you want to watch it, you'll have to do so via VHS or DVD.  That's fine for those of us who winced to think what would probably get cut, but I don't imagine they're in a holiday mood over at Classic Media.

United, We Don't Stand

United Airlines is reportedly filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection any day now.  I am not surprised, and you know why?  Because United Airlines once lost my luggage, and when an airline loses my luggage — even though they always eventually find it — they're in big trouble.  Remember PSA?  Western?  TWA?  Two different airlines named National?  All gone or acquired, within a few years of losing my luggage.  Here is a column I just posted about how United sealed their fate a few years ago by losing my luggage.

Le Dome

That's a photo of the Pacific Cinerama Dome up on Sunset Boulevard, as it looked in '63 when it was housing its debut attraction, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.  The place is currently undergoing extensive remodeling and will soon reopen as part of some sort of shopping mall.  God knows L.A. could use more malls.  There are parts of this town where you can go an entire block without encountering a Victoria's Secret, a Gap, a Foot Locker and/or a Mrs. Fields' Cookies shop.

But at least the Cinerama Dome will exist.  As I think back to movie theaters I patronized in the sixties and seventies, I recall a lot of buildings that are no longer there…or if they are, they're no longer movie houses.  Out on Sepulveda, just north of LAX, there are two that have long since been converted to office buildings.  I can't drive out to the airport without noticing the Loyola and the Paradise.  The Paradise is a special memory.  One of the first movies I ever saw in a theater — Jerry Lewis's Don't Give Up the Ship — I saw there.  And I was also there for one of its closing attractions, which was the animated Disney version of Robin Hood.

A lot of other such palaces are gone — like the Picwood, which once sat near the intersection of Pico Boulevard and Westwood.  It and the adjoining bowling alley were there for fifty-some-odd years but my personal history spanned Hey There, It's Yogi Bear (1964) and Fame (1980).  There's a block-long shopping mall there now, with a Tony Roma's rib joint at the approximate location of the Picwood.

About a mile northwest, at the corner of Olympic and Bundy, there's a huge Cadillac dealership, erected on land which once comprised the Olympic Drive-In.  There, around age seven, I saw (with my parents) a double-feature of the old Fleischer Brothers' animated Gulliver's Travels, paired with the then-recent cowboy comedy, Once Upon A Horse.  The latter was an unsuccessful attempt to sell the new comedy team of Dan Rowan and Dick Martin as the new Martin and Lewis.  In fact, it was so unsuccessful that — eleven years later, when they made their next feature, The Maltese Bippy — they publicized it as their first movie.  The Maltese Bippy, by the way, had its world premiere at the Picwood.

Many other movie theaters of my youth are gone, and a few others — like the Fairfax — have been carved up into multiplex cinemas.  I am not suggesting they should have been preserved just because they were a part of my childhood.  I just think it's interesting what these old buildings mean to us.  I have a great memory but I'll bet that even if I didn't, I could still remember that I first saw 101 Dalmatians at the Meralta in Culver City, first saw Doctor No at the Aero in Santa Monica, and first saw Robin and the Seven Hoods at the Fox Wilshire in Beverly Hills.  The theaters are no longer there but the memories never get replaced by California Pizza Kitchens.

Joyous Noel!

Noel Neill was the second actress to portray Lois Lane on the original Superman TV show and — no offense to her predecessor, Phyllis Coates — Ms. Neill will forever occupy a warm spot in many of our hearts.  I never met Noel Neill but I aim to say howdy to her in person on the weekend of January 18-19.  She's been announced as among the guests (along with Soupy Sales, Don Knotts, Rip Taylor, Judy Strangis, Rod McKuen and many others) at the Hollywood Collectors Show out in Studio City.  Go here for details on how you can be there and say hello to the first Lois Lane most of us knew.

Today's Stuff

An earlier item brought a few e-mails from folks who were surprised to hear that Charles Lane is alive.  He's 97 years old but, happily, he's reportedly still with us.  If you're a fan of incredible careers, click here to jump over to the Internet Movie Database and peruse the exhaustive list of motion pictures and a partial (quite incomplete) list of TV programs this man appeared in.  It includes It's A Wonderful Life, 42nd Street, You Can't Take It With You, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Music Man, films with the Marx Brothers, Harold Lloyd, Abbott and Costello… well, as you can see, it just goes on and on.  He only had one or two lines in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World but then that's more than some people.

More Shemp on the web.  Two of Shemp Howard's granddaughters have a site devoted to Grandpa over at www.shempcompany.com.  I'm grateful to Randal May for the referral because, after all, you can never get too much Shemp.

An alley in Muncie, Indiana has been named in honor of David Letterman.  But the dedication ceremony was marred by a protest by fans of Garfield the Cat.  This actually happened.  Here's a link to a press account.

Another Phil Silvers Interview

Here, from the same interview I quoted from earlier, are Phil Silvers' recollections of working on It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.  In this case, I've edited out a few of my questions…

It was a great honor.  Everyone wanted to be in it.  Stanley Kramer?  Spencer Tracy?  No one turns down being in a movie with them.  Plus, the idea was to include all the great comedians in Hollywood so everyone wanted to be in it.  I knew comics who said, "They wanted me but I turned it down," but they were lying.  Nobody didn't want to be a part of it.  Even when we were out in the desert and it was 120 degrees in the shade, no one said, "I wish I hadn't agreed to do this picture."

The best show was off-stage.  Jonathan Winters carrying on.  And Milton [Berle] and Mickey Rooney.  Everyone had stories.  We used to drive each other crazy.  Like with Berle, he was always trying to steal the scene, get a little extra.  If there was a scene where he didn't have a line, he'd be trying to insert something.  One time, I let it drop that Stanley had invited me to view the dailies.  That wasn't true.  Stanley didn't let anyone see the dailies.  He couldn't.  He already had too many stars, too many egos to deal with.  But I let it drop that I was seeing dailies and I told everyone, "Watch.  In ten seconds, Berle will be on the phone to his agent yelling about, 'How come I don't get to see dailies?'"  So I told him and sure enough, ten seconds later…"How come I don't get to see dailies?"

I almost got killed twice during the filming.  Well, not exactly killed.  But they had this scene where I ride my car down into the river and it sinks.  I thought the stuntman was going to do it but Stanley said, "No, your reactions are what will make it funny," and he was right, of course.  The car was on pontoons or some sort of raft, so they could lower it like it was on an elevator.  There were — what do you call them?  Guys in suits with tanks? — frogmen there to pull me out because I can't swim.  I almost drowned but it was a great gag.  I didn't want them to cut it.  The same thing happened with that film I did for Disney.  [Boatniks]  I swim now but I didn't swim then.  What I'll do for a laugh.  I almost drowned, both times.

The other time in Mad World, I actually did get hurt.  I had to run after Spencer Tracy and I pulled a muscle in my groin.  It hurt like hell and I was out of commission for three or four days.  Every day, they're calling and asking, "Can you come back?  It's just a close-up, no movement."  I didn't want to screw up the film so I came back.  It was agony but I did it.  If it had happened to Berle, he'd never have missed a day of shooting.

I wore this suit and tie throughout the whole movie.  Actually, it wasn't the same one.  They kept getting ruined.  I think we had five or six when we started and finally, the last week of shooting, we were down to one.  No, wait.  They started with ten or so because the stuntmen were always destroying them.  The wardrobe people kept saying to me, "Don't ruin this one."  I don't know why.  It was just a plain, off-the-rack men's suit.  I could have gone into any men's store in L.A. and bought ten more exactly like it.  But everyone was worrying that I'd ruin my last suit so they wouldn't let me eat lunch in it.  There were some other actors who were in the same situation.  Sid Caesar and Edie Adams had these clothes that were all torn and stained with paint so they couldn't even be dry cleaned, and there were several duplicates of each.  But they weren't as worried about running out of them as they were about me ruining my last suit.

I loved working with Spencer Tracy.  We had a couple of scenes that got cut.  I loved working with all those comics.  Buster Keaton was there but I didn't really get to know him until we did A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum in Spain.  I spent most of my time with Berle and Ethel Merman.  They were like an old married couple, yelling at each other.  Jonathan Winters…God, to watch him just improvise.  I improvise all the time but he kept turning into different people, making different sounds.  The only guy I never really got along with on the set was Dick Shawn.  Strange guy.  Very talented but it was like he was speaking some other language.

Kramer didn't have to direct me much.  I played the same Bilko I always played.  I could have done it in my sleep, except that you couldn't sleep with all those comics around.  Buddy [Hackett] — I used to call him "The Bear" — said, "Blink and you lose your position."  No one was stealing scenes or catching flies but if you weren't at your best, they were ready to pounce and move in.  You know what "catching flies" means?

I did but he told me, anyway…

Catching flies is what we used to call it in burlesque when another comic moved on your line or did business.  You're trying to talk and he's doing something — maybe even pretending to be catching flies — to get the audience's attention away from you.  Berle was the master at it and also the toughest taskmaster when he caught anyone else doing it.  Kramer didn't let us do any of that.  Sometimes, he'd say, "It won't match."  Whatever you wanted to do, he'd say, "It won't match," but he wouldn't explain why.

It was probably the best movie I was ever in.  Maybe Cover Girl was better, I don't know.  But I know we all felt like something, like it was really something special.  I would've been crushed if they'd left me out.

Later, when the tape wasn't running, Mr. Silvers said (approximately), "The greatest thing is when you work with talent, when you're surrounded by performers who are really good, like I was in Mad World.  That's when you think, 'I guess I must be as good as they are.'  And if you aren't, you have to become that good in a hurry."

Double Trouble

At the Mad World screening — and I promise I'll stop talking about it in a day or so — I met a couple of e-mail acquaintances, including Daniel Frank, a clever guy who publishes this weblog.  Writing of the movie over there, he remarks…

One minor negative note is that (and I don't know if this is a function of the big screen or of seeing the movie) the stunt doubles in some scenes were glaringly obvious (as in an actor's face would turn to the camera and was obviously not his face).

He's right.  In fact, I think I could pick the guy who doubled Dick Shawn out of a police lineup.  But then, I always wonder how big a deal that is.  Does anyone ever not know when they're seeing the stuntman instead of the star?  Even when I first saw the film at age 11, I knew that Spencer Tracy hadn't really swung across the street and crashed into a building.  Matter of fact, I might have enjoyed the film less if I'd believed it was him.  One of the things that impairs the last few Laurel and Hardy movies for me is that it's not as funny to see an old man fall down as it is to see someone in reasonably good health.  (Actually, I've always been one of those folks who watches slapstick comedies and rarely laughs at the slapstick…but you know what I mean.)

I suspect the stunt doubling in Mad World is like a lot of magic tricks: It only really fools you the first time.  It isn't the big screen since the movie was made to be shown on an even bigger screen than the one Daniel and the rest of us saw it on the other night.  It's that the more you see a film like that, the more you notice the wires, the continuity errors and, yes, the stunt people.

One time when I can recall an obvious stuntman switch really spoiling a movie for me was the last James Bond film with Roger Moore in the lead.  Someone had decided that, to make things exciting on the screen, 007 had to perform incredible athletic feats — and though the substitutions were expertly done, they struck me as too jarring.  Mr. Moore was close to sixty and even as a young man, he never seemed particularly physical.  My grandmother was more likely to be swinging on the cables of a suspension bridge.

I found that distancing.  I'm just as conscious of the stuntwork in Mad World but I don't find it distancing.  Go figure.  Maybe it's that the latter film hooks me with strong performances, or maybe it's just that it's intentionally sillier, or maybe I just plain like it better and am more forgiving.  All movies involve a suspension of disbelief but some disbelief is easier to suspend than some other disbelief.

A Site to See

My friend of many years, writer Marv Wolfman, has personally refurbished his website — yes, it's www.marvwolfman.com — and you might like to drop by.  Marv has been responsible for some fine comic books, including Tomb of Dracula, The New Teen Titans, and Blade, and he once helped Len Wein crate up Tony Isabella and attempt to ship him to the Middle East.  That alone deserves your respect.

Industrial Strength Shemp

Someone set up a website devoted exclusively to Shemp Howard.  This is a very noble deed and it calls to mind the one time I was foolish enough to attend a Three Stooges Film Festival.  (I like the Stooges' shorts but eight in a row?  By about the fifth, I was ready to poke my own eyes out.)  All the films featured Curly and halfway through — during the intermission — I casually wondered aloud if perhaps the second batch would include one or two featuring Shemp, who preceded and later replaced his brother Curly in the act.  "Might we be getting a little Shemp?" I innocently inquired.  This is what you call your basic Wrong Thing To Say.

All around me, Stooge buffs gasped and expressed shock that anyone with an I.Q. greater than, say, Larry's would want to sit through — yechh! — a Stooge short with Shemp in it.  Boo, hiss.  It all sounded a lot like the way others talk about Three Stooges shorts in general, and I never quite knew why.  Samuel "Shemp" Howard was the most accomplished comedian of the troupe and even if Curly's infantile mutterings struck some as more amusing, didn't the Shemp films have at least a lot of the same appeal?  Apparently, for die-hard Stooge lovers, no.  I can understand preferring one over the other but not the outright hostility.  It was almost as if Shemp was somehow to blame for his brother having a stroke and having to retire.

Anyway, it's nice that someone likes Shemp enough to put up a site in his honor.  I don't think it'll ever lead to true respectability — we're talking Stooges here — but it's nice to see a little bit of justice in the world.  Can due esteem for Joe Besser be that far off?

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

What a night, what a night.  Last evening (12/4), around 600 fans of the movie It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World crammed into Grauman's Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood.  The occasion was a special 39th anniversary screening and panel discussion of one of the longest, richest comedies ever made.  And what fans they were of it, as expertly produced and directed by the late Stanley Kramer.

One of the interesting things about this movie is that a certain amount of its humor flows from having some knowledge of the actors involved.  For example, there's a scene where Phil Silvers — cast in his eternal role as an avaricious con-artist — is in desperate need of a ride somewhere, lest he lose out on his shot at the $350,000 everyone is chasing after.  (I'm assuming here you already know the plot.  If not, basically, it's that that amount of money is buried somewhere and one person after another gets caught up in mad pursuit of it.)

So Silvers flags down a car and as it pulls up, we see that its driver is Don Knotts.  Enormous laugh.  Even before anything is said or done to Mr. Knotts by Mr. Silvers, the audience is laughing…because they know that Phil Silvers is a predator and Don Knotts is prey, and the match-up just seems so perfect as to be funny.  It's like a joke where the set-up is so good, you're chuckling long before you get anywhere near the punch line.  Mad World is full of such moments in which the audience is one notch ahead of the film.

Tonight, some in the house knew the film so well, we were two notches ahead.  In the above scene, we were laughing before we even saw that the driver was Don Knotts.  We all knew it would be Don Knotts because we all knew the movie.  So we laughed before we saw Don and when we finally did, we applauded him.  Matter of fact, most of those present applauded the first on-screen appearance of each great comedian and character actor, which meant a lot of applause.

Some of it was for folks who were actually present.  Not all those who were announced showed…but Sid Caesar, Jonathan Winters and Peter Falk were there at the beginning, and Mickey Rooney, Marvin Kaplan, Stan Freberg and Edie Adams were there throughout.  The latter four participated in a panel discussion that followed the screening, where they were joined by casting director Lynn Stalmaster, editor Robert C. Jones, agent Marty Baum and one of the stuntmen.  (I am embarrassed that I missed the stuntman's name, especially since I enjoyed talking with him afterwards.  But he was the person who, though Caucasian, donned a rubber mask and doubled Eddie "Rochester" Anderson.)  [UPDATE, later: It was Loren Janes.]

Here are some general thoughts and revelations from the discussion…

Marvin Kaplan revealed that he replaced Jackie Mason (!) who was originally slated for his role as one of the gas station attendants.  I'd never heard that before.  I also didn't know that Arnold Stang's stunt double was Janos Prohaska, who later gained fame playing animals (like Andy Williams' bear) and creatures in science-fiction movies.  I worked with Janos many years ago and never heard him mention this.

Marty Baum, an agent who represented many of the stars of the film, told a very funny story about how Stanley Kramer wanted character actor Ed Brophy for a key role.  Baum didn't represent Brophy but, smelling a commission, fibbed that he did and almost made a deal, only to find out later than Brophy had passed away.  The punch-line to the anecdote was Kramer shouting, "You sold me a dead actor!"

Mickey Rooney said…well, I'm not sure just what Mickey Rooney said, except that he loved It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World,which was a total departure from his past comments on the movie.  He also told us his life story and mentioned something about Humphrey Bogart and Clark Gable being dead.  Basically, Mr. Rooney seemed to be doing the Dana Carvey impression of him, only not as well.

The stuntman whose name I have thoughtlessly forgotten [Loren Janes] said that the stunt crew — maybe the best ever assembled for a movie — loved working for Stanley Kramer.  At one point, a clip Kramer showed on a TV talk show was found to be a few seconds over the length that the Screen Actors Guild allows without additional fees to its members.  Kramer was ordered to make a substantial payment to all the stunt folks, all of whom tried to decline the extra bucks.  Kramer insisted…so when they received the checks, the stuntmen all endorsed them over to Mr. Kramer and sent them back.

Stan Freberg told the tale of trying to direct the commercials for the film — a difficult task, for it involved getting the actors to stick to his script.  At one point, watching Freberg floundering in the attempt, Kramer wandered over and told him, "Now you know what I go through."

And of course, there were other fine tales that were a part of the discussion.  Kramer's widow, Karen Sharpe Kramer, co-hosted and accepted an award on his behalf.  She spoke of how pleased her late husband — known primarily for dramatic films with a "message" — would have been proud that so many people turned out for his one grand attempt at comedy.

It really was a nice evening.  It had been too many years since I'd seen the film with a live audience and I enjoyed it far more than any home video viewing.  I had forgotten just how funny most of those people were in the thing.  You remember the stunts and the "big" gags and the special effects…but the most wonderful part of it all is watching great comic actors wringing every dram of humor out of their roles — the little "takes" by Milton Berle, the perfectly-timed facial tics of Sid Caesar, the voluminous smile of Phil Silvers, etc.  I know a similar kind of film (The Rat Race, which I didn't see) was recently attempted but I think it's futile.  There simply aren't the kind of great character thespians now that they had then.  Sad but true.

My Pal Lennie

There's an article about It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World here and another one over here.  The first of these pieces notes…

Karen Sharpe Kramer said her husband also broke cinematic ground with the project, presenting it in the then-new process of Cinerama, and keeping the show going during the intermission with an interactive feature — the playing of scripted police radio transmissions over speakers located throughout the theater.

The male voice on many of those faux police calls was that of the aforementioned Lennie Weinrib, who is also heard in many places during the film.  He's most identifiable as the voice on the police radio that announces that the cabs are chasing Captain Culpeper, and dubbing for the stuntmen at the end who play fire fighters.

Lennie may be better known to you from his many on-camera appearances which ranged from Magic Mongo to The Dick Van Dyke Show.  On the latter, he was the guy who phoned Rob, got him to dismantle his phone and told him to "Scream like a chicken!"  He was in two other episodes of that, as well, and just about every sitcom of the sixties and seventies.  His voice appeared on hundreds of cartoon shows, and many a Krofft production.  He was the voice of H.R. Pufnstuf, for example.  A talented, funny man…and a regular reader of this website, I'm happy to say.

Secret Love Diminished

I continue to savor the late night black-and-white programming on the Game Show Network, though I've Got a Secret hasn't been nearly as enjoyable since they ran out of episodes hosted by Garry Moore.  His replacement, Steve Allen, was extraordinarily gifted at many things but game show hosting was not among them, and the contrast points up how good Moore was.  With Garry, the game was the most important thing and he knew how to keep it going and when to drop a hint.  He also made the panel look good and, if and when those two causes had been served, he might drop in his own funny comments.  On the Steve Allen Secret, the priorities were exactly reversed.  You can even sense the occasional annoyance of panelist Henry Morgan, who clearly did not like finding himself on The Steve Allen Show.

When I get a moment, I'll write something here about Henry Morgan, who probably deserves a lot better than to be remembered only for game shows.  He was, like Fred Allen, a brilliant radio humorist who never quite found a place in television to do what he did best.  But he was brilliant on radio to the extent of inspiring countless others.  To cite but one example, a lot of the running gags in Harvey Kurtzman's seminal MAD were right off the Morgan program.  Can anyone remind me of some others before I write my big piece on him?

Tonight!

From Army Archerd's column in yesterday's Daily Variety

Stars of Stanley Kramer's "It's a Mad (4) World" skedded to attend the 43rd anni screening at the Egyptian Wednesday include: Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Stan Freberg, Buddy Hackett, Mickey Rooney, Edie Adams, Madlyn Rhue, Carl Reiner, Peter Falk, Don Knotts, and Marvin Kaplan.  The screening's hosted by Karen Sharpe Kramer, American Cinematheque, TCN and MGM/UA.

I'll be there tonight.  And I'll be back here with a full report after what I expect will be a very long but wonderful evening.  And before anyone asks: That's most of the surviving cast members but not all.  Among those who are still with us who won't be with us are Arnold Stang, Dorothy Provine, Barrie Chase, Cliff Norton, Jerry Lewis, and Charles Lane.  Also, Lennie Weinrib — who supplied many of the uncredited voiceovers — is alive and well in Chile, of all places.  (Hey, Lennie!  Hope you're okay.  Haven't heard from you lately.)