Josh Groban performs one of Stephen Sondheim's best songs from Sunday in the Park With George — "Finishing the Hat"…

Tomorrow at 5 PM Pacific Time — which unless Trump has changed it is 8 PM Eastern — our pal Frank Ferrante will be live on Facebook discussing and taking questions about his career impersonating Groucho Marx. Frank is always interesting on this topic. I think you can watch him on this page.

Boy, it's hard to not hear (or hear about) Donald Trump…even here in the fortress. You turn on the TV, there's Trump or someone talking about Trump and showing clips. You go online, same deal. You answer the phone and somebody wants to talk about the guy. I really don't want to write about him here but I'll allow myself this one paragraph stating something that seems to me quite obvious…

His base will not desert him until they have an acceptable alternative. At the moment, they don't. Mike Pence might give them most of the same government they want but Mike Pence won't be throwing out red meat and calling people names and telling all their enemies to screw off. Analysts are noting that once upon a time, George W. Bush was almost as popular with his base but eventually, his incompetence and inability to form coherent thoughts got to them and his approval rating dropped to about the same level as painful rectal itch. True…but they could then look at other prominent Republicans and see plenty of acceptable alternatives. Giving up on "W" didn't mean giving up on their goal of controlling government. I believe a lot of Trump supporters cringe like all of us about what he says and much of what he does. But a mass defection won't occur until they have someone else to defect to. End of Trump paragraph.

Do you see that thing in the above photo? You probably think it's a vitamin caddy…and it is. But during this isolation, it's also become my main way of knowing what day of the week it is. This morning, mine told me that today is Turquoise.

I'm working on the Pogo book today and planning for a special online event that will be happening a week from tomorrow. I'll tell you about it shortly. Stay safe and have a Happy Turquoise.

Twelve Julien Neels wearing three different ties sing the song that every good barbershop quartet should sing, even if there are a dozen singers in it and they're all the same person…

We've been talking about comic actor Hugh Herbert here and guess what! Dick Halsey, a loyal follower of this site, tells me that there's a Hugh Herbert movie on tonight! Well, actually, it's tomorrow morning — at 6 AM on my cable service on Turner Classic Movies. Consult your local listing for your local time.

It's the 1931 film Laugh and Get Rich, which is a good title for a movie and also good advice for life.  How is it as a movie?  Don't ask me.  I've never seen  it.  I doubt you'll get rich watching it but maybe the first part of the title with prove true.  I'm setting my TiVo just in case either is.

Derek Tague has a good question and I have what is probably not a very good answer. First, here's Derek…

Here in the Greater NYC area, there are all sorts of TV ads reminding us that restaurants are going through a rough and crucial time and that it is imperative that we assure their survival by utilizing GrubHub, DoorDash, and other contact-less delivery options.

However, what about comic book shops? All the ones I frequent have been deemed "non-essential" and are, thus, closed. With the cancellation of Free Comic Book Day, the San Diego Comic and Wonder Cons, and other "cross-pollination" events like big Marvel movie releases, how will our favorite mom-and-pop comic vendors expect to survive? Should we be going to their websites en masse and ordering a batch of back issues just to keep them busy? Answer me that, Mister Green Lantern.

And now here's me to say that, first of all, I know very little about the business of comic book retailers. I respect the folks who run successful shops and I do not undervalue them as, it seems to me, many in the publishing end of the industry do. But I'm largely naïve about the math involved except to know that it all comes down to math…as most businesses do.

It seems to me the answer to your question — Should we be going to their websites en masse and ordering a batch of back issues just to keep them busy? — is "Of course! How could buying stuff from them not give them a better chance of riding out the famine?"

I'm sure any sales they can get will be most appreciated…and if you have the cash and they don't charge an add-on fee for gift certificates, buy a batch of gift certificates or put money "on account" for future purchases. I did that once for a local store owner who had a temporary cash flow problem.

As long as the stores are in "shutdown" mode, this is about all anyone can do: Buy stuff remotely and support any online benefits that may be announced. Once our Long National Nightmare is over and we all emerge from our private fortresses of solitude, stores can do signings and sales and special events and in-store benefits and try to make up some of that lost revenue. There are problems in this world that can only be solved by throwing money at them and this sure looks like one of those to me.

Yesterday here, we got to talking about comic actor Hugh Herbert who made a brief appearance on a Spike Jones TV show. That's Mr. Herbert you see above left and as I mentioned, replicas of him turned up in many cartoons. There he is above right as the King in Mr. Disney's 1938 Mother Goose Goes Hollywood. His trademark "hoo hoo" sound was evident in the early Daffy Duck and some say he inspired Curly of The Three Stooges, who was also something of a cartoon.

Back in the seventies when I was writing comic books of Bugs Bunny and Daffy and Woody Woodpecker and such, I occasionally was asked to do little appearances in classrooms, mostly for kids under the age of eleven, to teach them a little about cartoons and about how to draw. I did it because it was educational…for me. And also, I liked those rare times when I was in a crowded room and felt like I was probably the best artist there.

One thing that intrigued me was that as I drew Bugs and other Warner Brothers superstars, the kids would call out lines from their favorite cartoons…and without having the slightest notion of who the people were, they'd be doing impressions of Jerry Colonna, Hugh Herbert or other stars of the day who had their likenesses and catch phrases "borrowed" for Looney Tunes. I actually heard a seven-year-old kid doing Hugh Herbert at a time when a lot of adults didn't know or had forgotten.

Speaking of the Stooges as I was, Mr. Herbert spent the last nine or ten years of his life starring in short comedies for Columbia Pictures, working with the same folks who made the Stooges shorts there. They also employed a lot of the same sets and gags and actors. This one is Get Along, Little Zombie and the black guy, Dudley Dickerson, was in a number of Stooges shorts playing, as black folks did in those days, a wide array of servants and pullman porters.

He was pretty funny with whatever they gave him even if he had to do those now-cringe-inducing Amos & Andy readings and always looked terrified of something. He pretty much steals the short from Herbert but Hugh has enough to do that you should be able to see why he was a popular performer…

I'm not posting much these days about the virus or politics because I figure you're already getting way more than you need of such content anywhere else you look. But I thought I should note that in a time of unprecedented amounts of erroneous information — some of it potentially deadly — Politifact is doing a great job of telling you what to believe and what not to believe.

Some of what they tell you not to believe are things you'd like to believe but you're man enough (or woman enough) (or a little of each) to handle that, right? You don't want to be one of those people who — to use one of my own oft-quoted lines — thinks that never admitting you're wrong is the same thing as always being right.

Here's an article to show anyone who claims that most Americans want to see stay-at-home orders lifted right away.

Oh, goodie. An earthquake. Just what we needed this morning. It was just after Midnight. I was on the phone with Stu Shostak. I felt it where I was. He didn't feel it where he was. Amber was much closer to the epicenter of it than I was but she slept right through it.

I have much writing to do today plus a couple of business-type online conferences. We will look back on the 2020 Quarantine and say, "That's when video conferencing became a way of life and displaced a fair amount of in-person meetings forever."

I haven't posted any Cat News here lately. That's because the two of them just lay around in the yard all day and eat and sleep and don't do anything interesting. Don't these animals know I have a blog to fill? Anyway, here's a photo I took the other day of Lydia, who has now been in my backyard (literally) longer than a bush I had my gardener plant and which is now taller than my gardener…

And here's one of Murphy, whose gender is still unknown and who is still practicing Extreme Social Distancing, remaining at least ten feet from me, even when she or he is famished and I'm putting out food. He or she does this, even when there's a locked glass door between us because you can never be too careful around me. I'd stay that far from me if I could.

Lydia now kinda asks for food for the both of them, pacing back and forth on the porch until I get the hint and break out the Friskies. She takes a bite or two, then leaves the rest of it for Murphy who's there and devouring, just as soon as there's no sign of me. It is not easy getting these pictures of Murphy…

Many of you are asking when I'll be doing another one of those video conferences. It will be soon, it will be via a different format and it will guest star my best friend — who has been known to look at me with the exact same expression that Murphy has above — Sergio Aragonés. You do not need to write in for an invite for this one. Just stay tuned to this blog for the details. Evanier out.

Many of you remember the situation comedy Green Acres, which was on CBS from 1965 to 1971. It was a "rural" show but much funnier and hipper than most of them. For instance, often odd things would happen with the producer, writer and director credits. Someone compiled these examples…

Just got this from Robert Rose…

Hey, it didn't occur to me till just now, but what does the cancellation of the 2020 San Diego Comic-Con mean for this year's Bill Finger award? Will it be skipped for this year or awarded remotely? And if it is awarded, might the lack of an in-person presentation affect the selection, since I gather you normally try to hand the "living" award to someone who can and will be present to accept?

Like many things in our lives now, it will continue but in a slightly-different manner. It will not be skipped. There will be Bill Finger Awards this year. And there will soon be an announcement about the form they will take. We're on top of this.

There will also be Eisner Awards. We just won't be gathering in the Indigo Ballroom at the Hilton Bayfront for their presentation…though if I win one, I just may drive down there, find a way into the Hilton and deliver an acceptance speech anyway.

David Evanier, cousin of the person whose blog this is, has written a long, perceptive review of Woody Allen's autobiography. And what David has written is also a review of some of the other reviews that have appeared, some of which made me wonder if the reviewer had read the book with any kind of open mind…or at all.

I found Mr. Allen's book very entertaining in a laugh-out-loud kinda way. In a way, it's two books — one, the story of an oft-brilliant filmmaker and one of the great comedians of the previous century. The story of his life…his early career as a comedy writer…his later career becoming a maker of movies…that's all fascinating. And funny.

Then there's this book in the middle someplace about a bizarre relationship with Mia Farrow, his romance with and subsequent marriage to her then-18-year-old adopted daughter (not his) and the accusation of molestation of a seven-year-old daughter. You can make of them what you want but my view of the latter, for whatever it's worth, lines up with (a) the investigation by the Yale-New Haven Hospital, (b) the one by the New York State Department of Social Services, (c) the testimony of the then-18-year-old and another sibling and (d) Allen's denials.

If you want to pursue the matter past David's review, he helps you out with links to varying opinions on the whole matter. Not many people who profess to believe in hearing both sides of a story do that. Heck, not many people these days who profess to believe in hearing both sides of a story really do.

Quite a few of you wrote to say you enjoyed that Spike Jones clip I linked to here the other day. I was and am a huge fan of Mr. Jones and his music and a collector of nearly all of his records…and I was, well before one of the more bizarre moments of my bizarre life. That would be when I discovered that the lady I'd been dating for around three years was his niece. I wrote about that here.

Here's fifteen minutes from one of Spike's live TV shows — and do keep in mind as you watch this that it was live. All those stunts and physical bits had to be done right the one time it mattered when they were on the air. Clearly, some of what happened (perhaps Hugh Herbert's second entrance) was not planned or rehearsed.

And I should mention who Hugh Herbert was. He was a popular comedian on vaudeville and later in talking pictures from about the time pictures began talking until his death in March of 1952. That's probably not long after this show was broadcast. His mannerisms and laugh were often-imitated and you've probably seen theatrical cartoons of the thirties and forties where some character looked and acted like Hugh Herbert.

It also may help one of the jokes here if you know that "Petrillo" refers to James C. Petrillo, the longtime president of the American Federation of Musicians. Mr. Petrillo was quite combative and willing to order work stoppages for the financial well-being of those who made music in this country.

With that in mind, I hope you're ready for some truly sophisticated comedy…

Yesterday, I took a baby step — well, maybe half a baby step — towards getting out of the house more. I got my car working again. It's been in the garage with a dead battery for about two and a half weeks and I decided it was time to rectify that. I called Triple-A and I guess their drivers aren't busy these days because a fellow was here in under eight minutes.

He checked the battery and said all it needed was a jump to get it started and then I needed to drive it around for about 45 minutes. So I drove it around for 45 minutes, unable to think of anyplace in all of Los Angeles, California that I wanted to go. The last time this happened to me — must have been twenty years ago — I drove to a store I'd been wanting to visit that was about a 45 minute drive away. This time, no such destination came to mind so I drove west for about 22.5 minutes and then turned around and came back.

Most interesting thing I saw: At the legendary corner of Pico and Sepulveda Boulevards — made famous on Dr. Demento's radio show and nowhere else — there's usually a guy on the southeast corner selling flowers. He was there but, so help me, he was selling masks.

There wasn't much traffic. Almost everyone I saw was wearing a mask. One lady who was walking her dog had a kerchief on and so did the dog.

I paused for a red light near a little park-like area. There, I saw three young folks lounging on a blanket enjoying a picnic lunch. They were all wearing masks and carefully tucking bites of food behind their masks for consumption.

And I saw an awful lot of restaurants that I would have thought would be open for take-out and delivery but were instead shut tight. I hope they all reopen after this is over but I bet some of them won't.

When I got home, I put the car in the garage and made sure that no door was open and no interior light was on. One of those, I suspect, caused my battery to drain when I went two weeks without driving the car.

I wonder why someone can't invent a component that stops all drawing off the battery when it reaches the minimum level necessary to get the engine started. Maybe someone has and the Lexus folks don't make it standard because they want to drum up business for the American Automobile Association. A car that costs that much shouldn't be rendered useless because you forgot to turn off your friggin' dome light.

Here's me at a party some time ago with three men of music. Going right to left, we have Stan Freberg, then me, then Richard Sherman, then Ian Whitcomb at far left. Ian died last Sunday at the age of 78, not from the coronavirus but from, apparently, whatever had been keeping him ill for some time. He was a delightful gent, a delightful performer and a great scholar of popular music, especially old popular music, especially funny old popular music in the U.K. and U.S.

Once upon a time, he was one of those British rock stars of the sixties. He had a Top Ten hit in 1965 with "You Turn Me On" but to see him perform in the last few decades was to enjoy a delightful evening of obscure funny tunes. He loved performing and I enjoyed hearing him and also talking with him about…well, about the songs but really about anything. He was witty and friendly and I think you can tell that from the musical selection I've made below.

This could easily have been a video of him performing "You Turn Me On" but the Ian I knew was more likely to burst into this kind of song. This is from a Tonight Show from the seventies. He was one of the good guys…